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  1. "I was at a pornography shop..."

    "...I was buying pornography." - Homer Simpson

    A few days ago, I'm walking out of Barnes and Noble and this little old lady stops me and sternly asks, "Would you like some PORNOGRAPHY?"

    "Sure! I'd love some!"said the Little Bastard inside me, without missing a beat. The girl behind the counter wants to laugh, but the little old lady is fuming; I'm standing there not knowing what the hell is going on and the lady hands me the book. I ask ...

    Updated April 5, 2011 at 11:56 PM by Toaster

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  2. Advice

    Somebody sent me this the other day. Reading it is actually relaxing.

    1. REVIEW your day. (What went well, what are you grateful for?)
    2 REALIZE that you did the best that you could. ( if there were things to improve on; now you know them)
    3 RECOGNIZE that you are making a difference to others. ( think about the ways you help others daily, and make a difference in the world)
    4. RECONCILE anything that you felt was negative. (Learn from it. What could have ...
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  3. Watch Me Bleed

    by , April 4, 2011 at 04:20 PM (So Far From Where I Intended To Go)
    I cut again.I must have done a pretty good job because when I took off the bandage off it started bleeding again.I mean it really started bleeding.There I was bleeding all over the bathroom floor.I just waited for it to stop again then I cleaned up the bathroom floor.I am just disgusted with myself that I let it get that far.Now I am wearing long sleeves to hide it.I am so stupid!

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    Watch me bleed
    Bleed forever ...
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  4. Fear and (self) Loathing

    I am so tired.
    I'm worried sick about everything and sat staring into space for hours last night when I should have been sleeping.
    My problems seem to have no solutions. I know this isn't really the case, but because I can't come up with any answers, it might as well be. Most of the issues are money related. Everything crucial, that so many other things are hinging upon, could be fixed with money. There are really very few things in life that throwing some money at won't fix.
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  5. Hilarious Duvet