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Eva Mendes wants to get naked with Morrissey
posted by davidt on Sunday December 14 2008, @11:00AM

 uncleskinny sends the link posted by justme in the forums (original post):

Eva's naked plea to Morrissey - The Sun
COULD there be a more bizarre prospect?

Movie beauty EVA MENDES - a regular in polls of the world's sexiest women - wants to get naked with none other than former SMITHS frontman MORRISSEY.

Eva in a previous PETA ad

 
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Awsome!!! (Score:1, Offtopic)
If he passes, I would love to take his place!!!
TLM130 -- Sunday December 14 2008, @11:04AM (#316555)
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 Hear my voice in your head and think of me kindly!
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Hell no (Score:1)
I DO NOT want Morrissey naked with her.
dicartwright -- Sunday December 14 2008, @11:05AM (#316556)
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    brilliant! (Score:0)
    I love this kinda stuff.
    Thanks Mr Skinny.
    Maurice
    Anonymous -- Sunday December 14 2008, @11:10AM (#316559)
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      Peta (Score:0)
      I've seen these ad's around town lately... although they sometimes seem to get their message across, most of the time i'm trying to figure out who the person on the ad is and if i'd even would want to see them naked.... like that kardashian girl, no thanks.

      hey eva, nice leather shoes!
      DeadElvis333 -- Sunday December 14 2008, @02:44PM (#316571)
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        and who doesn't??? (Score:1)
        I do too
        iammine09 -- Sunday December 14 2008, @03:03PM (#316576)
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        Not in a million years.. (Score:0)
        He would, however, think about a nude photo shoot with Jake!

        Bend over and get the pen, me thinks more ass writing is in the cards!
        Anonymous -- Sunday December 14 2008, @03:05PM (#316578)
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          Just wondering Eva.... (Score:0, Flamebait)
          Is your make-up cruelty free?
          miss liverpool -- Sunday December 14 2008, @05:22PM (#316588)
          (User #18717 Info)
           I would give you my heart, that's if I had one
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          Oh please (Score:1)
          What does she know, she always wear leather. Bimbo
          isabelcat -- Sunday December 14 2008, @06:08PM (#316589)
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            Sorry Sweetie, he likes Hispanic men not women... (Score:0)
            Nice try, though.
            Anonymous -- Sunday December 14 2008, @07:50PM (#316590)
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            Can't help quoting Austin Powers... (Score:0)
            "moooole... mooole.... mole!!"

            lamia.
            x
            Anonymous -- Monday December 15 2008, @12:23AM (#316593)
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              Branded (Score:1, Interesting)
              Morrissey wouldn't pose with her. He's vegetarian and she's raw meat.

              It's never some fat ugly person is it? "Yeah, save the animals but let's not have some lard ass."

              Inadvertently reinforces the kind of beauty codes that drive the make-up industry, and necessitates the exploitation of animals for the development of beauty products. Isn't that what we've always been told?

              A mindbender.
              Anonymous -- Monday December 15 2008, @01:17AM (#316594)
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                Re:Branded (Score:2, Interesting)
                It's all about glamour and vanity.

                People wear fur because it's seen as luxurious and glamorous. The point of the ad is that a woman is beautiful in her own skin, not someone else's. An ugly person, while they may be beautiful on the inside, would hardly appeal on that level.

                Yes, it does inadvertently reinforce conventional notions of beauty, however, there is no longer any need to do animal safety tests on cosmetics; the draize test is dead.
                Anaesthesine -- Monday December 15 2008, @09:19AM (#316619)
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                 If Moz did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
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              He should do it. (Score:0)
              Why not? Something different from what were all accoustomed to from the Moz would be refreshing. But just this once, and for PetA.
              Anonymous -- Monday December 15 2008, @05:45AM (#316603)
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                hey surf mate (Score:0, Troll)
                Fut,
                where aaahhrrrre thou

                finally something hot in here ;)

                Celibate Cry <vauxhall@mail2uk.com> -- Monday December 15 2008, @07:04AM (#316605)
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                 and the hills are alive with celibate cries
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                  Nice ASS (Score:0)
                  Morrissey this is your opportunity to become straight! man you shoud take her!
                  Anonymous -- Monday December 15 2008, @07:08AM (#316606)
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                  wot?! celibate?!! (Score:0)
                  doesn't she know he's gay? I thought everybody did.
                  Anonymous -- Monday December 15 2008, @08:33AM (#316613)
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                  To be fair, (Score:0)
                  this is sort of awesome.
                  Anonymous -- Monday December 15 2008, @08:54AM (#316616)
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                    Subjection as a "typical" marketing PLOY (Score:0)
                    Either PETA is lowering its standards or they need a "bail-out" because having someone like her, a falsified, phoney, unreal individual representing them with him only subjects this "statement" as a marketing ploy.

                    It's SO very sad & PATHETIC how people must fall short & subject themselves to succombing to so-called "facts" as qualified as "beauty".

                    You'd think that people would get a brain for themselves indicating that, THEY can decide what's "beautiful" or not...

                    PATHETIC if he does it... Don't succomb, Morrissey. Please...
                    Anonymous -- Monday December 15 2008, @09:21AM (#316620)
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                      Be HONEST people (Score:0)
                      If you're a lesbian or a heteorsexual male....

                      Be damn honest, you'd like her to do it with him.

                      If you don't & say that you don't think she's "beautiful" then, you're such a disgusting, putrid liar.

                      Why can't people just be REAL & not go for fake, plastic, phoney, false women?! Why must every lesbian, bi-woman or heterosexual red-blooded male go for COOKIE CUTTER types?

                      Please....get a brain & a clue people & start looking PAST types the media wants you to buy.

                      Why couldn't they put someone like Beth Ditto or Joy Behar or Sandra Bullock or Debra Messing or even Judi Dench?

                      Seriously, get a clue people & start using your own brain. Typical from PETA, PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTT....Disgusting.
                      Anonymous -- Monday December 15 2008, @09:27AM (#316621)
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                        Re:Be HONEST people (Score:3, Funny)
                        Im a lesbian woman and find ALL types of women attractive. My missus is not cookie cutter type and yes, she is HOT.
                        Gin N Tonic Jil <jiloasis74@yahoo.com> -- Monday December 15 2008, @03:16PM (#316647)
                        (User #7276 Info)
                         You're not down with who I am but, look at you now you're all in my hands...tonight I'm a Rock N' Roll Star!!
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                        Is it news? and would it be an inconvenience if..? (Score:0)
                        I'll take Nudes over news any day!

                        Also, I'd like to make love to her if she wouldn't
                        be terribly bothered by it....

                        MicroPenis
                        Anonymous -- Monday December 15 2008, @09:29AM (#316622)
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                          It doesn't matter that he's gay, he should do it (Score:0)
                          It would do Morrissey's image a world of good - something unexpected & surprising. He doesn't have to be naked, but just to pose with a beautiful woman. His image needs a shake-up - it's been frozen in place since 1984 (to the larger public I mean). They think he's still celibate for heaven's sake!
                          Anonymous -- Monday December 15 2008, @10:27AM (#316625)
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                          we have already seen his butt (Score:1)
                          i don't want to see his peen.
                          fut -- Monday December 15 2008, @10:36AM (#316626)
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                            Fine as she is ~ (Score:0)
                            she does have a drag queen look about her...
                            which makes her all that more fine
                            I'm just kidding ..kinda !
                            Anonymous -- Monday December 15 2008, @11:41AM (#316634)
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                              Never marry. (Score:0)
                              I bet Morrissey will be heartbroken to read that she wouldn't marry him.
                              Anonymous -- Monday December 15 2008, @01:26PM (#316638)
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                                A more attractive woman please? (Score:0)
                                I appreciate a beautiful woman as much as the next guy but this chick is not attractive at all.
                                She's masculine looking....something in the jawline.

                                Give me Keira Knightley any day.

                                -An American Somewhere-
                                 
                                Anonymous -- Monday December 15 2008, @07:08PM (#316657)
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                                itīs about you!!! (Score:0, Flamebait)
                                What a bunch of jealous bitches!!!
                                nah nah nah, my Morrissey will/should never do this or that!!!
                                Damn you people!!! get a life or at least a dildo!!!
                                sucre -- Monday December 15 2008, @07:29PM (#316659)
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                                I Love You Moz... (Score:0)
                                but I'll take Eva's healthy butt over yours anyday! Please, more "stories" like this on Solo. I love seeing all these jealous beeotchs and so-called sensitive boys in an uproar. He should do it... she's quite lovely.
                                -EM
                                Anonymous -- Monday December 15 2008, @11:55PM (#316667)
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                                  Re:So low (Score:0)
                                  Constructive comment, that's what I like to see.
                                  Anonymous -- Sunday December 14 2008, @11:47AM (#316564)
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                                  • Re:So low by Anonymous (Score:0) Sunday December 14 2008, @04:51PM
                                    Re:She's Ugly (Score:0)
                                    I take it you're jealous... since you're probably fat and ugly!
                                    Anonymous -- Monday December 15 2008, @08:10AM (#316611)
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                                    • Re:She's Ugly by Anonymous (Score:0) Monday December 15 2008, @07:18PM
                                      • Re:She's Ugly by Anonymous (Score:0) Tuesday December 16 2008, @01:19PM
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