yay!

congrats on the Moz meeting!

and THANK YOU for sharing this great story!! :D

Viva,

Jay

“I don’t want to appear in the Jewish or the Buddhist Gazette”.

Do you have a religious look about you, Cowshed?! ; ) At least you were enlightened enough to observe the details, and mention the new album enthusiastically.

Was Jake taking any photos? Swell story; treasured memory. : )

I’m really glad that Janice and Morrissey attended that concert. You are really lucky to have encountered them there. That’s awesome. I mean … what are the chances of you encountering him like that, … against the odds. Grey Goose is my favorite Vodka. It’s a good thing that there are no pictures because the attention grabbers on this board would have just squeezed their insides out. They are just jealous as Janice is so good looking and Morrissey is still just as strikingly attractive as always. I am happy to see you were very respectable and nice to them. I just can’t wait to see Morrissey touring himself. I miss him like crazy.
Anyway, thank you for this happy experience that you had. I like to see everybody happy.

Don't know how Mozza copes with flying all over the world to watch all his bum chums play gigs... I myself could not be ar5ed. Respect to ya though Mozza, guess you're not a crashing bore like me.

Isn't it great to see that Morrissey is such a music lover that he also listened to all those other bands that played that day.

And surely, he wanted to be treated with respect and be left alone, which is why his appearance was announced well in advance and he got reserved seating. Well stayed with the feet on the ground. Congratulations.

It’s so wonderful to see Moz out and about enjoying himself, getting to hear these bands he cherishes so. Saw the picture of him in the forum with Jake and gosh all I can say about those two is mama mia. He works so hard and you can tell he’s been getting himself prepared for next years new CD and tour and it’s just so wonderful that he can get to these gigs like he does and well 2 hours of Grey Goose is certainly something many of you inebriated junkies surely know as your usual after dinner activity where your dinmer actually consisted of a bottle of Vodka and a bag of swedish gummi bears.
I was watching all this in a crystal ball in the tent of Madame Jehovah. She looked into the crystal nall and showed me Moz’s coming and goings. I asked her to show me my future gay prospects and the future of my penis and she said unlike Moz’s coming and goings, all of my prospective gay mates would just be going with no coming going on at all, at least with them.
I bought a new t-shirt at the gay more which said I’m “gay Satan and you’re not” and I will wear this proudly when I go on my nightly prowls for male gay flesh rampage.
There was a storm abrewing today so I went to the park to fly a kite with the other lads. But sadly the local constable asked me to leave just because I was flying my kite with the string tied to my penis.
I came home sad and discouraged until I saw my Arabian neighbor Habibi unpacking groceries from his VW beetle. I ran over and gave him a big hug around the wast but as I was undoing his belt he started speaking loudly in Spanish which I could not follow so I just said Ok sweet angelface, we should save ourselves until the wedfing which when I’d proposed to him I know he said yes, even though he said it in Spanish which I didnot understand as I don’t speak Spanish and I thought yes would be just one word even in Spanish, but he spoke in paragraphs and was yelling and waving an ax in my direction but I still just knew he had said yes.
I saw that Mike Joyce was back in the news again, that little money grubbing weasel. He kept climbing in the windows at all the middle schools and joining in with the glee club as they sang as he played his bongos in the background, then he rushed around hat in hand demanding 25% of what each child had in their pocket as his share. Heard one kid whipped out his slingshot at this request and popped him in the head with a marble leaving him unconscious, unfortunately much too my dismay I heard he recovered, I wanted to learn of his passing, I cried on a potato.
My friend the deaf transvestite Juicy came over raving about the sound quality on the new Smiths best of collection which coming from a deaf transvestite is high praise indeed. Even heard that Johnny has become a professor somewhere and has gotten such rave reviews which I could not stop reading even though they were in German which I don’t understand at all.
Magda, my ex gf has been busy I know as I enjoy watching her. Sometimes when I’m stalking her and following her, I lose her , as she is so fragile and easily startled, if I get distracted by a cloud in the sky in shape of a penis, then I have to rush up to perfect strangers on the street asking “have you seen Magda?”, “has anyone seen what direction Magda went” and then when they ask who Magda is, I have to think for a moment who I mean since I don’t know anyone named Magda cause Magda is not her real name if I’ve not explained this to you already. Have I mentioned it.
I love sharing my many personalities with you all here on Solo and that idiot elsewhere who spoke of me being insane talking of my being gay Satan and all, I’m going to put a spell on him for saying that and he will find himself cursed with even less hair than I have which basically means none.
I bought a parakeet today and taught it to say “Polly wants your penis” and then I rush over and stick my penis into it’s cage when it says it , which might have been dangerous if my penis was actually big enough to even fit pass the bars of the cage.
I must go now as my gay lover

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Here is a photo taken by one Mark Yeoman [markyeoman.co.uk] of our dear Mozza. A bit blurred in the background where he's standing, but recognisable nonetheless!!

Morrissey watches Doll and the Kicks [markyeoman.co.uk]

I can personally attest that he seemed to be really enjoying the show :-)