Morrissey’s barefaced cheek
posted by davidt on Tuesday February 05 2008, @01:00PM

MOJO Maven writes:
MOJO mag just got sent a finished copy of the Greatest Hits album. It features a photograph of Morrissey’s bare bottom, with the words YOUR ARSE AN’ ALL written on it.

Click here to see the gobsmacking reality... (Morrissey Bares His Arse - Posted by Danny_Eccleston, Mojo News)


Excerpt:

THE MOJO OFFICE is still reeling after opening our CD copy of Morrissey’s Greatest Hits album to find this photograph (left). And just in case there was any doubt as to the ownership of the derričre in question, the sleevenote credits the pic thus: “Morrissey’s arse photographed by Jake Walters”.


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Ew (Score:1)
Gross. ..gross
Geek of the Week -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @01:02PM (#294459)
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  • Re:Ew by Anonymous (Score:0) Tuesday February 05 2008, @01:11PM
    • the other side by Anonymous (Score:0) Tuesday February 05 2008, @02:35PM
      • Re:Ew by dbowie (Score:1) Tuesday February 05 2008, @02:43PM
      • haha by Anonymous (Score:0) Tuesday February 05 2008, @05:38PM
        • Re:Ew by Anonymous (Score:0) Wednesday February 06 2008, @10:30AM
          • Re:Ew by Anonymous (Score:0) Wednesday February 06 2008, @03:08PM
            • Re:Ew by Anonymous (Score:0) Wednesday February 06 2008, @05:41PM
              • Re:Ew by Anonymous (Score:0) Thursday February 07 2008, @10:08AM
                Hahaha! (Score:1)
                Are you phuqin kidding me?! That's worth the price alone!
                TLM130 -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @01:02PM (#294460)
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                Hear my voice in your head and think of me kindly!
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                • Re:Hahaha! by Anonymous (Score:0) Tuesday February 05 2008, @05:40PM
                  • Re:Hahaha! by Faithful 2 Moz (Score:1) Thursday February 07 2008, @05:00PM
                    Lovely! (Score:1)
                    Oh my god, nearly fell off my chair. Def worth getting for this pic alone. Sight of his arse in those trousers on sat night, when he kept turning his back, indicate its still in good nick
                    girl still ill -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @01:06PM (#294461)
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                    • Re:Lovely! by Anonymous (Score:0) Wednesday February 06 2008, @12:55AM
                      lol! (Score:1)
                      that's his behind from how long ago...? 14 years i think. i wonder how it looks now.
                      ella-reflex * -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @01:07PM (#294462)
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                        interesting stuff (Score:1)
                        I find it interesting the different views this image is bringing up in people, some people are cross its even there. Of course you have the people who think it is not his, whatever it is set up as his, wonder who did the lettering. Hmmm. I think Morrissey would have been well aware of the "fuss" this picture would cause and I for one think the price of the cd is worth the pic alone but then thats just me talking.

                        Love it. :)
                        vicarinatutugal * -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @01:07PM (#294463)
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                        A moment of life captured in a flash of light (Score:1)
                        I wonder what other wonders lurk on 35mm film in a locked vault in London?

                        This is an entirely magical disclosure. Just like 'Hand in Glove': there's nothing prurient or smutty in directing one's gaze at these flesh orbs. Don't be shy or bashful.Enjoy.

                        Whilst absorbing this beautiful photo-graph, silly questions distract me. Immac or Bic? Is that a henna tattoo?

                        Photograph: A moment of life captured in a flash of light. Forever.

                        Wonderful.

                        BrummieBoy * <AndrewGMooney@Hotmail.com> -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @01:10PM (#294465)
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                        Every sibilant syllable: Copyrighted. And so is the steam off my piss. AndrewGMooney. 11.09.1960. Brum. Eng-Eire-Land
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                        Love it..... (Score:1)
                        Oh to be young and artistic!!! It was fun experimenting in those days!
                        Jeffrey -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @01:12PM (#294467)
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                          Well... (Score:0)
                          I guess we now know who was the bottom in that relationship.
                          Anonymous -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @01:16PM (#294470)
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                          • Re:Well... by Anonymous (Score:0) Wednesday February 06 2008, @09:59AM
                            Isn't something missing? (Score:0)
                            Where are his balls? If someone took a picture of me from that angle, my ball flat would definately make an apperancae. hehehe
                            Anonymous -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @01:28PM (#294475)
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                            Give me this!! (Score:1)
                            "The standard of calligraphy is impressive, but the office is agreed that we wouldn’t have enjoyed doing the apostrophe."

                            Oh, I agree! Looking at that picture I can think of many, many things I´d rather do with this behind than drawing an apostrophe onto it!

                            To me Morrissey usually isn´t an object of desire, but this picture makes my mouth water!

                            & as a special treat you can even see his cute dimples just above the ass! How much I´m in love with them! :-)

                            I feel breathless.

                            Within one second my whole attitude towards buying that cd has changed, I must have it!! :-D
                            Cashews -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @01:31PM (#294476)
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                            hot love (Score:0)
                            dammit...i thought there was a chance he was straight..
                            guess not...i am 100% convinced he's gay now.
                            Anonymous -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @01:31PM (#294477)
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                            • Re:hot love by Anonymous (Score:0) Tuesday February 05 2008, @01:41PM
                              • Re:hot love by Anonymous (Score:0) Tuesday February 05 2008, @05:03PM
                                • Re:hot love by Anonymous (Score:0) Tuesday February 05 2008, @08:34PM
                                  • Re:hot love by Anonymous (Score:0) Tuesday February 05 2008, @10:19PM
                                  • Re:hot love by suzanne (Score:1) Tuesday February 05 2008, @10:23PM
                                  • Re:hot love by Chrissy!! (Score:1) Tuesday February 05 2008, @09:07PM
                                    • Re:hot love by markmustb1 (Score:0) Tuesday February 05 2008, @11:46PM
                                      • Re:hot love by Anonymous (Score:0) Wednesday February 06 2008, @01:41PM
                                        • Re:hot love by Anonymous (Score:0) Thursday February 07 2008, @06:49AM
                                      • Re:hot love by markmustb1 (Score:0) Thursday February 07 2008, @09:08PM
                                        not surprising. (Score:0)
                                        I bet that wasn't the first time jake got a looksee at mozzez upright ass.
                                        I knew Moz was always a power-bottom.
                                        sad, really.
                                        Anonymous -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @01:38PM (#294480)
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                                        Greatest Hits (Score:0)
                                        WHAT IS HE DOING ?

                                        OK THIS NAME Greatest Hits BUT HE wOULD NOT do . THIS IS A NIGHTMARE
                                        IT IS NECESSARY TO SHOW THE CAPTIVATIONS TO TRIUMPH

                                        AT LEAST HE HAD LEFT DOUBT
                                        Anonymous -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @01:41PM (#294481)
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                                        do not want (Score:1)
                                        I really didn’t need to see this :\
                                        dzhemini -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @01:41PM (#294482)
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                                          no balls (Score:0)
                                          it looks to me as if he's laying flat on a bed with middle Zippy, Bungle right, and George left bunched upwards in the pelvic region...surely, putting Mr Johnson on display to the record buying 'pubic' [sic.] would be a bit crass, wouldn't it?
                                          However, if there was any doubt...I think it's all over...
                                          Anonymous -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @01:49PM (#294485)
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                                          • Re:no balls by suzanne (Score:1) Tuesday February 05 2008, @05:10PM
                                            This is not the first time (Score:0)
                                            I once caught a glimpse of that back in 2000 when our man bent over on the stage of the Chicago Metro to move a mic cord. I thought that was discombobulating...
                                            Anonymous -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @01:49PM (#294486)
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                                            Is this the cover??!! (Score:0)
                                            Or is the photo included in the CD liner notes. If it's the cover, what do you think -- career suicide or savvy publicity ploy?
                                            Anonymous -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @01:54PM (#294487)
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                                              Wow (Score:0)
                                              This is really beautiful! If he could have just spread his cheeks a little bit it would have been even nicer! I have heard that Morrissey has a very large scrotum and it is surprising that it does not show at all.
                                              Anonymous -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @01:58PM (#294490)
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                                              • Re:Wow by Anonymous (Score:0) Wednesday February 06 2008, @01:16AM
                                                cut the guy some slacks (Score:1)
                                                I think even Morrissey is allowed some frat boy antics once in a while. Hell, I bet that there is even a picture from this session of him passed out drunk with a penis drawn on his face.
                                                fut -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @02:02PM (#294491)
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                                                  Blarghhh (Score:1)
                                                  Really discusting!!!
                                                  I thought he was a shy person... :p
                                                  mozdn -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @02:06PM (#294492)
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                                                  • Re:Blarghhh by Anonymous (Score:0) Tuesday February 05 2008, @08:08PM
                                                    Are those... (Score:0)
                                                    tan lines I see?
                                                    Anonymous -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @02:07PM (#294493)
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                                                      Well... (Score:0)
                                                      He said he wanted to drop his trousers to the world.
                                                      Anonymous -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @02:08PM (#294494)
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                                                      • Re:Well... by Cashews (Score:1) Tuesday February 05 2008, @05:20PM
                                                        Moz is a 70's porn star (Score:1)
                                                        Dude, cmon, 70's porn is OUT (was it ever IN?)...SHAVE YOUR HOLE!
                                                        giant -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @02:10PM (#294495)
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                                                        I Like You
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                                                          hmmm (Score:0)
                                                          If you get rid of one if the 'l's, it says 'anal'.
                                                          Anonymous -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @02:10PM (#294496)
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                                                          • Re:hmmm by Anonymous (Score:0) Tuesday February 05 2008, @02:23PM
                                                            not that i was looking (Score:1)
                                                            but damn that is one harry ass
                                                            leedoggpimp <leedoggpimp@hotmail.com> -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @02:12PM (#294497)
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                                                            damn hot (Score:1)
                                                            Dirty, dirty boy! I want to see it in person and give it a nice slap. Moz, you game? xoxo
                                                            mell -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @02:22PM (#294498)
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                                                              interesting menu (Score:1)
                                                              tossed salad anyone?
                                                              artful dodger -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @02:23PM (#294500)
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                                                              and as for me, I stand with the tribe of Morrissey.
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                                                                gorgeous...... (Score:0)
                                                                you can tell it's his, lovely bum
                                                                Anonymous -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @02:25PM (#294501)
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                                                                  whoa (Score:1)
                                                                  *snicker*
                                                                  Sharron Needles -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @02:25PM (#294502)
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                                                                    thats morrissey (Score:1)
                                                                    I love this picture!!! After all its Morrissey..his music has done so much for so many he should be able to show his ass whenever he pleases...

                                                                    "And if the people stare, then the people stare..oh i really dont know and i really dont care.."-hand in glove
                                                                    420 Cherry Waves -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @02:27PM (#294503)
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                                                                      RE: Morrissey’s barefaced cheek (Score:1)
                                                                      Heh, cool.
                                                                      bm20950 -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @02:36PM (#294505)
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                                                                        No Way!! (Score:1)
                                                                        Just showed this picture to my daughter and told her it was Morrissey's bum, and she shouted out "NO WAY" he wouldn't do something like that!
                                                                        From the mouths of babe's.
                                                                        dbowie -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @02:36PM (#294506)
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                                                                        I am human and I need to be loved, just like everybody else does.
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                                                                        • Re:No Way!! by Anonymous (Score:0) Tuesday February 05 2008, @03:17PM
                                                                          • Re:No Way!! by dbowie (Score:1) Wednesday February 06 2008, @03:33AM
                                                                            • Re:No Way!! by LakersGirl (Score:1) Thursday March 27 2008, @09:43PM
                                                                          it's fascinating (Score:0)
                                                                          i feel as though I've never an ass in my life.

                                                                          (the photo is gorgeous even if you don't know it's his butt)
                                                                          Anonymous -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @02:38PM (#294507)
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                                                                            hilarious (Score:0)
                                                                            really very funny picture, dont take it too serious folks, it will be well talked about, nice one.
                                                                            Anonymous -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @02:44PM (#294509)
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                                                                            • Re:hilarious by not sorry (Score:1) Tuesday February 05 2008, @03:07PM
                                                                              Here Lies The Public Image (Score:1)
                                                                              “What you see is what you get … and what you get may well be worth seeing … but…”

                                                                              (“Everyone I know has a big "But...”) lol

                                                                              Butt… No thanks. Declare your ‘jeans’, Moz. PLEASE!!!
                                                                              Corrissey -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @02:48PM (#294510)
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                                                                                So artfully transcribed on his bum cheeks too! (Score:0)

                                                                                I wonder who had that onerous task...!
                                                                                Anonymous -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @02:50PM (#294511)
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                                                                                  Not the Moz I know..... (Score:0)
                                                                                  It's actually very sad to see a guy who's shielded his sexuality for decades "come out" in this fashion. No doubts remain now between whether he went for the "soft" or "hard" option. Wow........really now Moz. Really?
                                                                                  Anonymous -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @03:01PM (#294519)
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                                                                                  Unbelievable (Score:1)
                                                                                  If this is in any way real, it surely signals the lowest point in Morissey's career, and pretty much the end.

                                                                                  He must be on a cocktail of drugs to have had his judgment skewed in such a ridiculous manner. This is why artists need strong managers.

                                                                                  I don't know whether to laugh at the sheer absurdity of it all, or cry about what it actually signals for Morrissey's career.
                                                                                  Nick The Name -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @03:06PM (#294522)
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                                                                                  That's hot (Score:0)
                                                                                  Mmmmm … Morrissey is a Hottie with a body … and a cutie with a Bootie. Nice Nice Can I smack that Aaaaaash. - Amazing.
                                                                                  Kate2828 -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @03:10PM (#294525)
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                                                                                  • Re:That's hot by Nick The Name (Score:1) Tuesday February 05 2008, @04:01PM
                                                                                    • Re:That's hot by Anonymous (Score:0) Tuesday February 05 2008, @05:12PM
                                                                                      • Re:That's hot by Anonymous (Score:0) Tuesday February 05 2008, @05:53PM
                                                                                        • Re:That's hot by Anonymous (Score:0) Tuesday February 05 2008, @07:22PM
                                                                                        I'd like to drop my trousers to the world!! (Score:1)
                                                                                        Love it. Good for him!!!!
                                                                                        Merry Pyester -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @03:13PM (#294528)
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                                                                                          Also... (Score:1)
                                                                                          The high fives on this subject pretty much validate my past claims that Morrissey fans would find a way to excuse anything he does, and deem it sensible.

                                                                                          If it was any other artist then they would be derided for taking such a ridiculous photo.

                                                                                          At least we know that Boz's interpretation of the "Your Arsenal" title was spot on. It makes you wonder even more about Spencer's claims of under the cover activity in the Dallas photo shoot.

                                                                                          This is the very definition of low brow.
                                                                                          Nick The Name -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @03:13PM (#294529)
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                                                                                          • not wrong by Anonymous (Score:0) Tuesday February 05 2008, @03:24PM
                                                                                            • Re:not wrong by Nick The Name (Score:1) Tuesday February 05 2008, @03:32PM
                                                                                              • Re:not wrong by miss liverpool (Score:1) Tuesday February 05 2008, @03:34PM
                                                                                                • Re:not wrong by Anonymous (Score:0) Tuesday February 05 2008, @03:36PM
                                                                                                • Re:not wrong by Anonymous (Score:0) Tuesday February 05 2008, @03:41PM
                                                                                                  • Re:not wrong by Nick The Name (Score:1) Tuesday February 05 2008, @03:50PM
                                                                                              • Re:Also... by Anonymous (Score:0) Tuesday February 05 2008, @03:37PM
                                                                                                • Re:Also... by suparni (Score:1) Tuesday February 05 2008, @07:51PM
                                                                                                • Re:Also... by Anonymous (Score:0) Wednesday February 06 2008, @08:40AM
                                                                                                  Wow! (Score:0)
                                                                                                  Wow! An ass. I'm so shocked. It can only mean 2 of 2 things. Morrissey is coming out of the closet and his career is over. Shit, who knew an ass could say so much?
                                                                                                  Anonymous -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @03:26PM (#294539)
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                                                                                                  vile!!! (Score:0)
                                                                                                  if this isn't a hoax then I am an ex Morrissey fan.

                                                                                                  It's so nasty, tasteless and naff.

                                                                                                  Anonymous -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @03:26PM (#294540)
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                                                                                                  • Re:vile!!! by Anonymous (Score:0) Tuesday February 05 2008, @09:53PM
                                                                                                    • Re:vile!!! by ELLIE LOVES MOZ (Score:1) Thursday February 07 2008, @12:33PM
                                                                                                      He's playing us all (Score:1)
                                                                                                      He bet comments on a bare ass would ferment and bubble (specially on solo) and he won. The way I see things is that Morrissey was never too uptight to show his body parts. Also, he mocks general uprightness by showing things like this. He scoffs at the scandal we make of it.

                                                                                                      In an interview he had done for Inrockuptibles (it's on youtube), he talks about how relaxed Italians are with their sexuality. It's the same with France. About a week ago, I was watching a French thriller, with a French actor called Daniel Auteuil in it. Towards the end, he is preparing to go to bed, and as he walks towards it, he displays a full view of his equipment, hairy and dangling right in front of the camera. That's because in real life many people sleep naked. And that's because the French show naked bodies all the time in films and in CD covers. Alain Leprest had a shot of him totally naked on his. I was going to put my hands on my eyes in traditional anglo-saxon bashfulness, so I wouldn't see Daniel Auteil's penis, but then I thought, "so what? does that make him less of an actor? have I not always respected his acting, besides the fact he carries a penis, bare or not, for all his life?" Mylene Farmer is another example. She is a tremendously talented French/Canadian singer who stripped all her clothes in a clip. Her talent and her capacity for delivering passionate music did not wane because she showed what we all got. I went to see Antigone, a Greek play, and, in it, Antigone is buried alive for defying the Gods. The nakedness of the actress playing Antigone actually gave the burial more drama. Fortunately I see Morrissey with the same eyes. My theory is that he is trying to taunt Jake and our hypocrite puritanism at once.
                                                                                                      Mrs. Woolf -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @03:28PM (#294541)
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                                                                                                      April 1st? (Score:0)
                                                                                                      Good grief...

                                                                                                      I take it it's a joke. Morrissey likes to tease/taunt journalists, when they get their previews.

                                                                                                      Please, God. Let it be it.
                                                                                                      Anonymous -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @03:38PM (#294551)
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                                                                                                        Good God! (Score:1)
                                                                                                        Smother me, mother!!
                                                                                                        goinghome * -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @03:42PM (#294556)
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                                                                                                          uncouth (Score:1)
                                                                                                          I'm sorry to say that my respect for Morrissey has wavered quite a lot now. I thought he was a decent Englishman?? To think that all these years he's been striving to be loved only to throw it all back in one photo. I'm just hoping that it's a hoax, then maybe this sickly feeling in my stomach will settle. Why Morrissey? Why? I worshiped the ground you walked on, PAST TENSE!
                                                                                                          i'llsendyoumine -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @03:48PM (#294563)
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                                                                                                          • Re:uncouth by dbowie (Score:1) Tuesday February 05 2008, @03:55PM
                                                                                                            • Re:uncouth by i'llsendyoumine (Score:1) Tuesday February 05 2008, @04:10PM
                                                                                                              • Re:uncouth by not sorry (Score:1) Tuesday February 05 2008, @04:57PM
                                                                                                                • Re:uncouth by miss liverpool (Score:1) Tuesday February 05 2008, @05:00PM
                                                                                                                • Re:uncouth by Caprice (Score:1) Wednesday February 06 2008, @02:53AM
                                                                                                                Let's go photoshoppers!!! (Score:0)
                                                                                                                Who's going to be the first to add a little poop to the pic and add it to the frink thread!!!
                                                                                                                Anonymous -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @03:51PM (#294567)
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                                                                                                                  The funny thing is... (Score:1)
                                                                                                                  The man does something this crass, and well idiotic, yet he fires Kristeen Young for making some playful, flippant comment about him giving good head.

                                                                                                                  Arse an' all, If there is one good thing to come out of this, it is how uncomfortable it has made those who felt that Morrissey was in any way heterosexual.

                                                                                                                  The idea of a penis being rammed up Morrisey's tiny, hairy ass is about as appealing as the video of two girls and a cup.
                                                                                                                  Nick The Name -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @03:54PM (#294570)
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                                                                                                                  Oh! Oh! Oh! (Score:1)
                                                                                                                  Goodness gracious me.
                                                                                                                  Mr. Morrissey,
                                                                                                                  what on earth has come over thee....
                                                                                                                  Gone from a rather demure gentleman
                                                                                                                  to a bit of a rude fellow who doesn't
                                                                                                                  mind flashing his bare behind?
                                                                                                                  I'm all a quiver and someone pass me the smelling
                                                                                                                  salts!
                                                                                                                  mauve21 -- Tuesday February 05 2008, @03:55PM (#294571)
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                                                                                                                  • Re:Oh! Oh! Oh! by Morrisseymoth (Score:0) Tuesday February 05 2008, @09:35PM
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