Hector was the first of the gang with a gun in his hand, and the first to do time, the first of the gang to die?

So Nowhere Fast is obscure, but everyone knows Pretty Girls Make Graves?... Jesus.

EVERYONE knows that Frank Skinner is the funny, more talented one.

Baddiel is a psuedo wanker.

Why doesn't he piss off and realise he's nothing more than a failed comedian and his attempts at being a culture columnist for the chattering classes is nothing short of embarrasing.

Dancing Queen my arse.

Spot his desperate attempt to appear trendy by mentioning Alex Turner and the Streets. Sad Git!

ffs he spoke of Moz in a positive light, he is a fan & all you can do is critize!
I met David outside the royal albert hall, we had a chat about the gig! He is a fan, repeat he is a fan! F**k knows what you lot would say about anyone who said owt bad against Moz?

love

Grim

Nothing on ROTT could be considered the work of an astonishing lyricist...

As twee as the Beatles may sound now - in 1965 lyrics to Help and You've Got To Hide Your Love Away were pretty outstanding - especially for a 24-year-old to write

...whatever happened to Rob Newman?

Morrissey is by far, the best.
Please check out this link to Sir Paul McCarney's new single from his new album. If this is what you call a good lyricist than the world has gone mad! I heard it on the radio the other day and nearly wet myself laughing when they announced it as a fantastic song from an equally fantastic lyricist of all time! Please.....I have missed something here or what? It is nothing but twaddle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTNXrkBSp_o

McCartney's new album is actually very good.
I'd recommend it to anyone.

I'm enjoying it more than I did Ringleaders, which I hasten to add I liked.

Some of the greatest songs ever have had forgettable lyrics, just as a lot of good lyrics have been wasted on lousy music.

I've heard enough from this pontificating fool, Baddiel.

Anyone who had to edure Skinner and Baddiel Unplanned will recoil in horror at the thought of him being let loose in public places.

Rob Newman? He went doolally, didn't he?

Not having a wang myself, it never occurred to me that the "Sorrow's native son will not smile for anyone" line in "Pretty Girls" referred to impotence. Anyone else? Maybe I'm just naive.

"free to whoever I choose, cuz I'll sing the blues if I choose"

In the gut-wrenchingly beautiful words of Mr Gallagher, a poet to rival Morrissey of the Smiths, Keats, Wilde, Simon Weber of Blue or Alan Bennett. Yes, I am FREE. Why don't YOU free yourself?

BTW I look a bit like Morrissey and I'm handsome, rich and interesting (as all who have met me will confirm)

Paul

his style from romantic/poetic to literal? His themes used to be so easy to relate to whether you were male,female or gay or straight. Now, unless you are a millonaire pop star, being sued by former bandmates and being harrassed by customs officers, you may not 'get' Morrissey's most recent work.

Morrissey is an astonishing blacksmith, says David Baddiel.

Yes it's true. Moz is never happier than when he's banging away on his anvil, shaping a horse-shoe.

Morrissey is an astonishing locksmith, says David Baddiel.

Baddiel goes on to explain how he once got locked out of his flat when Frank Skinner was at the football.

Apparently Morrissey happened to be passing and, hearing Baddiel's cries of woe, stepped forward with his big bunch of keys and within minutes they were both in the flat enjoying a nice cup of Earl Grey.