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"Morrissey (?questionable?)" on list of bands that will turn you gay

posted by davidt on Tuesday January 30 2007, @11:00AM

An anonymous person writes:

http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands

Christian website declares Morrissey gay, maybe.

This is too much. Check out the psychotic ramblings of Donnie Davies—who has compiled a list of bands that will turn you gay.

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An anonymous person writes:

Found this posted by a member of Portishead on their MySpace page.

The hilarious thing is Morrissey is listed as 'questionable?' by the God/Gay Fearing writer, whilst all the other bands are bona-fide, certain perverts, including the blatantly epicene Ted Nugent and Frank Sinatra!

Geoff from Portishead writes:
"i found this online and wanted to share it but i was saddend we wernt on it...."

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The web site's a joke... (Score:0)

I guess it's set up as a joke to poke fun at other the whole ex-gay thing. But I loved the 'Questionable' disclaimer.

Anonymous -- Tuesday January 30 2007, @11:10AM (#247314)

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Swallowneck Came Out In 1994 (Score:0)

but it wasn't Morrissey that tipped him over the edge into a hedonistic world of hot young guys and sniffin' poppers!!!

If we must point the finger at the actual turning point, then we can say his road to homosexual awakening began upon hearing Dolly by Suede on the b-side of their fourth single So Young...

MarkFromScatter -- Tuesday January 30 2007, @11:34AM (#247323)
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Brrrrrrr!!!! (Score:1)

I guess they didn't listen carefully to Morrissey lirics ..... questionable.... :-)

Bart020 <chatbart@hotmail.com> -- Tuesday January 30 2007, @11:38AM (#247325)
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So stupid (Score:1)

I hate religious fanatics so much. Let's just all listen to Pat Boone and Jars of Clay and have a nice, sweaty circle jerk on anything that moves us, has any edge, or matters. And then let's beat our wives and lynch people all in the name of Jaysus!!!

People suck. Wait, does that mean they're gay?

ATLpunk -- Tuesday January 30 2007, @12:09PM (#247334)
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vileness personified... (Score:0)

this is so vile, so disgusting, so american...
yyes, such vile animals DO exist in America

These vile animals want to lable gays EVIL and NASTY

Well, I am a happy, well-adjusted gay male aged around 43 and some peop[le say I even look a little like Morrissey himsewlf (not that I'm implying SPM is gay.. not at all..)

However, back to the issue. This list is evil and despicable and vile. The notion that Elton John might be a gay is disgusting - I mean, he doesn't even look like he cleans under his armpits and his arse is as flabby as Charlie Kennedy's liver.

PS I despise broken, for he is also vileness personified and represents what we all detest. If you knew the truth about the nasty broken, you too would abhor his mere presence and try your best to tarnish his reputation.

I see you always and ever

FYS (codeword for freeyourself)

I will never be silenced

Ever

Anonymous -- Tuesday January 30 2007, @12:34PM (#247338)

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Re:vileness personified... by Anonymous (Score:0) Tuesday January 30 2007, @10:19PM

hmmm (Score:1)

let's see ... you're a supposed ex-gay operating an outreach to "convert" people back to sexuality. OK, then Donnie Davies. here are a few tips.

a) Shave off the mostache
b) Trade in your pink shirt for one of a more manly colour.

There you go.

LawrenceM -- Tuesday January 30 2007, @12:43PM (#247344)
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She's SO Unusual (Score:1)

So Cyndi Lauper is "safe"? What about "She Bop"?

I also can't believe that the Rolling Stones still scare ANYONE. Come on? It's Mick's big lips that scare these homophobes.

wemissumoz * <{nhsgary} {at} {yahoo.com}> -- Tuesday January 30 2007, @12:50PM (#247347)
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Get him to add more bands! (Score:1)

I can't think of any insanely hetero bands right this second, but someone should send this guy an email (with a straight face) telling him to add a few clearly non-gay bands. If he mucks up the list enough, NO ONE will continue to take it seriously.

wemissumoz * <{nhsgary} {at} {yahoo.com}> -- Tuesday January 30 2007, @12:55PM (#247350)
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Re:Get him to add more bands! by LawrenceM (Score:1) Tuesday January 30 2007, @12:57PM
Re:Get him to add more bands! by Anonymous (Score:0) Tuesday January 30 2007, @01:30PM
Re:Get him to add more bands! by Anonymous (Score:0) Tuesday January 30 2007, @01:36PM
- Re:Get him to add more bands! by Marla (Score:1) Tuesday January 30 2007, @02:55PM
- Re:Get him to add more bands! by wemissumoz (Score:1) Wednesday January 31 2007, @10:49AM

he says it like its a bad thing! (Score:1)

I counted at least 22 artists that I listen to quite often ... if anything I have incredibly good taste!!

Ugh, who is Donnie Davis and does he have to be in Tx? Please make him go away. It's hilarious that he actually took the time to compile this nifty little list of "gay bands" but shouldn't he be hard at work writing a hateful sermon or something? Did anybody see the documentary Jesus Camp? Completely frightening to see the militancy of the religious right and how far they are willing to go by brainwashing their own children. I'm not kidding when I say the next step for those kids is the KKK. And I'm thinking little Levi won't look so awesome with his killer rat tail when he's rockin' a machine gun instead of a bible.

lisa * <lisayvette@austin.rr.com> -- Tuesday January 30 2007, @02:45PM (#247368)
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Enough already.. it was a joke! (Score:0)

The site is a hoax. Just go and see for yourself.

Anonymous -- Tuesday January 30 2007, @03:21PM (#247371)

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Re:Enough already.. it was a joke! by lisa (Score:1) Tuesday January 30 2007, @07:34PM

performance (Score:1)

This guy is an actor. See? Americans DO occassionally engage in satire:

http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2007/01/davies-expose d-as-actor-joel-oglesby.html

jypu -- Tuesday January 30 2007, @03:29PM (#247372)
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Mark's almonds (Score:1)

Where the hell are Soft Cell? They were fab!

Sharron Needles -- Tuesday January 30 2007, @04:05PM (#247375)
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Isn't Sufjan Stevens..... (Score:0)

a christian singer?

Where is Placebo on this list?

It's amazing I came out straight with all these influences!

Anonymous -- Tuesday January 30 2007, @04:29PM (#247378)

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Unbelievably (Score:1)

Hilarious! I love it. Nickelback? Really?! I'm thoroughly offended!

dia920 -- Tuesday January 30 2007, @04:54PM (#247381)
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Erm... (Score:0)

Any gay who turns so because of a band is... a queer. Whatever...

Anonymous -- Wednesday January 31 2007, @03:26AM (#247403)

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I demand equal time (Score:1)

Why are The Homosexers not on that list?!

dizzy flipper -- Wednesday January 31 2007, @04:28AM (#247406)
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