In Finnish Soundi magazine was a very funny story about the Smiths visit to Finland.

Moz, traveling in a crowded train saturday night, was a bit hungry and in a cheerful mood and ordered a 'meatpie' (personally from the cafeteria wagon) as it is called here without offcourse knowing that it contains any meat.

He was happy with the taste after first few bites. Then the manager kindly informed, that the innermost part of a pie is made out of meat.

Rest of the journey Moz spend in his cart observing the scenery, pie in the toilet.

Does Moz have neuralgia? it would explain a lot..especially the frequent cancellations.

And what is Soil on toast? Was he being cheeky or is there actually a food product called soil?

This is not a real interview.
It was written as a joke :)
VICE is a humor magazine.

Soil on Toast?! This doesn't come from Morrissey, no way! It's gotto be a joke.
I much prefer beans & cheese on toast - one of my favourite meals, yum! Oh they joys of being a vegetarian, you can eat anything else in the world but not meat. I'm cooking a "Bean Feast" spaghetti Bolognese tonite with Soya "mince", lots of chopped tomato, black pepper and cheese. Lovely!
MEAT STINKS, LOOKS REVOLTING & IS UNHEALTHY.