There's another song called "Me Satisfied" on Page 4 and it's credited to Morrissey/Street.
It's mentioned on some some websites but nobody seems to know anything about this song.

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"Came here for veggies, stayed for tofurkey"

This is a song that appeared once in a limited pressing (only 100 records) of a record of the same title which was given away to the first 100 hundred fans who thought they were original and snapped a pic of themselves in front of the Salford Lads Club. It was stapled to a sack of lunch containing (what else? ) veggies and tofurkey. The back-up vocals were done by a "T-Rex Synth" which synthesizes Morrissey's favorite bands into soft muse-like hymn. Other songs on this record's b-side were "Me Satisfied" "You don't speak Spanish" and all the riffs from the Mozzers original band "the Nosebleeds."

Its very rare.

It's also in Johnny Marrs list