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Overheard in New York

posted by davidt on Sunday November 20 2005, @07:00PM

Star and garter writes:

Anyone know www.overheardinnewyork.com? I'm completely addicted to it, I check it every day. Great new overheard comment posted today:

"The more you ignore me, the closer I get"

Man: I'm kind of disturbed by the fact that I've wanted to listen to Morrissey lately.
Woman: We can go back to my place and listen to Morrissey later.
Man: No one has sex to Morrissey.

--The Raven, Avenue A

I couldn't possibly get it on listening to Morrissey I'm afraid, though I have tried.
Bye dears.

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let me get my hands... (Score:0)

Morrissey's music is incredibly sexy to me.

Is it really so strange?

Anonymous -- Sunday November 20 2005, @07:40PM (#186111)

haha (Score:1)

Funny site. I liked this one:

November 19, 2005
Buster Poindexter is Spinning in His Grave

Girl: Who's that on your t-shirt?
Guy: Well, it says "New York Dolls"...
Girl: Is that Led Zeppelin?
Guy: Um, no, it's the New York fucking Dolls!
Girl: Asshole.

--Beauty Bar, East 14th Street

dallow_bg <{brainboy77} {at} {aol.com}> -- Sunday November 20 2005, @11:25PM (#186133)
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"All the people I like are those that are dead."

Morrissey's music is incredibly sexual. (Score:0)

I had sex to "Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now." It didn't diminish the moment at all. I find it odd that such a thing would pull someone away in the peak of passion.

Although unplanned, I found it to be a fond memory of a truly ironic atmosphere. I had no regrets, nor did she.

Anonymous -- Sunday November 20 2005, @11:45PM (#186137)

What a dick. (Score:1)

So a woman invites a man back to her place, offers Morrissey on the stereo, and the man sniffs that "nobody has sex to Morrissey?" Well YOU would be if you weren't such a dipshit. Dillhole. Isn't this every fan's dream come true?

Give me this girl's number, because I'm accepting this offer. I've had plenty of sex to
"Jack the Ripper".

ATLpunk -- Monday November 21 2005, @11:17AM (#186207)
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This is (Score:0)

Dumb,dumb,dumb: "No one has sex to Morrissey". Sounds like we need a revival of "Everything you need to know about sex...and were affraid to ask" for elementary-level. Then, move on to "Play it Again, Sam". Play the first Smiths album, Sam: "I need advice, I need advice", to remember Morrissey's stanza on sexuality.

Anonymous -- Monday November 21 2005, @07:04PM (#186267)