Don't be affraid of cyber-lynched: that's how Morrissey got to be a star - if you raise yourself high enough - and survive the lynch! Speaking on lynching, I find a passage in "Morrissey, Scandal and Passion" very curious, in which Morrissey and James Maker escaped a "gang of 30 beer monsters" that could have lynched them easily a certain night:

"By now, the tugs have caught up with them again. 'We had all these coins and we just threw them in their faces and flew out of the bus' [the bus was driverless]. They then "rushed across the road, boarded the nearest bus with a driver, and encountered more trouble. 'Suddenly, the emergency doors flew open and the tatooed arms fly in - it was like Clockwork Orange. The bus is packed, nobody gives a damn. (...) For some reason we get out and we're in the middle of nowhere - just hills.'" And they arrive at home, at 5am.

I know this seems to be just a mere chase scene, but it actually shows what has made Morrissey a star : tenacity to swerve away, verbally and non-verbally, from lynchers.

So, throw something blurry on their faces and unite with your story!