C*nts corner is a website where the angry, silent majority get to break their bitter silence and release their rage against, well...everyone. And everything. It can be found on HolyMoly.com. And under 'M', Morrissey gets a touching mention...

Morrissey.

You are not a people's poet. You, sir, are a pissy smelling, a-f*cking-sexual, surf-board-quiffed, c*ck munching, whimsically retarded, arse faced flapper-quacker. No-one in England thinks you're clever, you twat! Is that why you're f*cking hiding with the rest of the planet's intellectualy challenged? You are a bollock doner, sir, and as such should be roundly whipped. In public. In the nude.

And Hec-tor was the,
First with a flan,
In a van,
Eating spam..

Any one can do what you do, you c*nt. Stop polluting my ears!
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Rather beautiful, I thought...

Well its a slow news day I suppose, if you want to count it as news. I just found it funny...