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Parents name child Morrissey (9 years old)

posted by davidt on Saturday May 21 2005, @09:00PM

Mel Torment writes:

Some daft parents with a popharlot daughter, age 6, have committed a worse form of child abuse -- naming their male sprog Morrissey.

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Manny, who over the years released five CDs of his own, and his wife, Donna, have always been very into music — they named their first child Morrissey, after the popular British solo artist and singer of the Smiths. Morrissey, Vienna’s older brother, is now 9.

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Names my weenis. (Score:0)

"Sarah"

fuckfase -- Saturday May 21 2005, @09:15PM (#162594)
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that (Score:1)

would surely scar him for life.

nonesoever -- Sunday May 22 2005, @02:01AM (#162656)
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"Has the Camembert gone straight to my thighs? ..."

Re:that (Score:3, Funny)

Absolutely. Just imagine how many people that boy's going to meet over the course of his life who won't be able to spell his name with the adequate number of 'r's and 's'es.

naomi * -- Sunday May 22 2005, @04:36AM (#162704)
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Fine purveyors of drivel since 1980...

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Re:that by nonesoever (Score:1) Monday May 23 2005, @03:48AM

And the name is... (Score:0)

With all due respect to the Man Himself... I always toyed about naming a child (in the case I surprisingly become a parent) Esteban Patricio or the femenine equivalent... I'd rather name him Diego Armando if it was the case of a boy or Diega Armanda in the case of a girl. That's my fianl word, cheers.

CantorPistola.

Anonymous -- Sunday May 22 2005, @03:54AM (#162693)

Re:And the name is... by Anonymous (Score:0) Sunday May 22 2005, @04:32AM

There's only one thing for it (Score:2, Funny)

He's going to have to start using his surname. The only problem will be if he becomes famous later in life, & then children are named after him, it could be the beginning of a very viscious circle.

Keely <readyletsroll @hotmail.com> -- Sunday May 22 2005, @12:24PM (#162784)
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Re:There's only one thing for it by naomi (Score:1) Monday May 23 2005, @03:33AM
- Re:There's only one thing for it by Keely (Score:1) Monday May 23 2005, @05:09AM
- Re:There's only one thing for it by fishnet_monkey (Score:1) Friday May 27 2005, @11:26AM

Steven Patrick (Score:0)

I named my son "Steven" and his middle name "Patrick".....but that's as far as I'll go...

Anonymous -- Monday May 23 2005, @09:22AM (#162915)

Every sentance has it's cost !. by Hello Indie (Score:1) Tuesday May 24 2005, @01:40AM

Oh NO...It's just WRONG (Score:1)

I see the years ahead, looming before me, like pages on a calendar...Little Morrissey is now a young man and also BMOC (Big Man On Campus) I cringe at the horror of his friends, calling him Moz and even Mozzer. Unfortunately, for this poor child, I see many years of pyschotherapy ahead. On the other hand, young Moz could have a latent talent..for preferring his own company and scribbling feverishly written poetry into a well used notebook. We shall follow this story as the mystery unfurls.....

Kali1962 -- Tuesday May 24 2005, @09:09PM (#163116)
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