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Morrissey in Maxim's Top Ten Male Virgins at #9

posted by davidt on Wednesday February 23 2005, @01:00PM

Notallan writes:

Maxim's March 2005 issue makes a brief mention of Moz, with a recent small head shot picture of the man, in its top ten male virgins list. I'm happy to report that Moz at #9 beat out Clay Aiken, who ranked #10.

The caption reads:
"The sad singer said he was celibate, but adds it now applies "only on Christmas and bank holidays."

Cheers!

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"only on Christmas and bank holidays" (Score:0)

That is funny!

Anonymous -- Wednesday February 23 2005, @06:04PM (#152193)

Haley Joel Osment aside... (Score:1)

...how did they find nine other virgin male celebrities to populate the list? Anyone know who the others were?

Biscuit Buscemi -- Wednesday February 23 2005, @06:11PM (#152194)
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Re:Haley Joel Osment aside... by Anonymous (Score:0) Thursday February 24 2005, @12:01AM
- Re:Haley Joel Osment aside... by Anonymous (Score:0) Thursday February 24 2005, @01:52AM
- Re:Haley Joel Osment aside... by Anonymous (Score:0) Thursday February 24 2005, @02:56PM

pit fuh pattah! (Score:2, Funny)

J. Edgah Hoovah shoulda made dat list!

Frank Sinatra -- Thursday February 24 2005, @04:12PM (#152295)
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How do they know ? (Score:0)

Did they strip search him and get up
there with their flash lights ?

Anonymous -- Thursday February 24 2005, @04:48PM (#152302)

Re:How do they know ? by HaNdSuMxDeViL (Score:1) Thursday February 24 2005, @05:59PM

Making up for lost time... (Score:1)

Seen that quote before, so funny! Wonder who's benefiting from all these years of sexual frustration?

elmatters -- Friday February 25 2005, @09:11AM (#152354)
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Here's the Entire List (Score:0)

Here is the list:

1.Michael Jackson- handjobs don't count
2.Clay Aikens- oral on Simon don't count
3.Pope John Paul-you guess, I don't want to go to hell.
4.David Beckam- I gave Posh Spice her children
5.George Michael- if he wasn't caught in the toilet before it happened he wouldn't make the list.
6.George W. Bush- always worried about weapons of mass destruction he hired an intern to bear his children.
7.Yassar Arafat- too busy hiding in a bunker.
8.Leonardo De Caprio- A hot totty like Kate Winslet and that Brazilian model and can't the job done.
9.Morrissey- he's too smart to get involved which means more great music from him.
10.My brother- He had a chance with Paris Hilton but he's waiting for Britney Spears to divorce, then he'll be off the list.

Anonymous -- Sunday February 27 2005, @01:34AM (#152455)