Holy shit! It's Morrissey!

So did you ask about another album? Another tour? Any important questions? Please tell me you did.

It looks like Moz is holding a gun at his side.

"Smile for the camera!"

You're scared he's about to attack you!

Mark - You have a slight deer in headlights look about you! The imagery of you trying to get out the door is priceless.

And what better promotion for Teaneck than a Morrissey sighting?

you are so lucky
thanks for sharing, you have a look of "holy shit is this really happening"

What an occasion! Morrissey looks very healthy and so good Looking! Not a line on his face.

From the look on your face, I'd have to guess that you're constipated?

What time was this?
Where you there all night in his company? (sort of)
Where is the Roxy?
Has he been seen there before?
Who were the man and woman?

he signs just like a typical tagger..funny..

a'right...that was ridiculous.

Kudos on that sighting and autograph.

piece.

Is it not?

- j

LUCKY!!!

Nice pictures, wish it were me!

Does he seem to dress better off stage than on?

look at those blue eyes!!
Moz looks better than ever!!!

Go Mozzer!

Did you have that expression on your face before, during, and after?

Thanks for the story and the up-to-the-minute Morrissey pic -- he looks very well.

You are such a lucky person! You will never forget that moment as long as you live - and Morrissey looks absurdly good as usual.

I could totally see you running into all the walls as you tried to make it out the door.

But I have two questions...

I am sure everyone wants to know - just in case they need to stop drinking Coronas - what was Morrissey drinking?

And... is that a joint on the table?

looks like one of the girls that was sitting with him at the strip show during the documentary of "Importance of being Morrissey"

I think the motto of this story is to always have something from your Morrissey collection with you when your out and about, just in case you bump into the great man on your travels.

And a camera.

And a gold marker pen.

And a list of questions.

When you meet Morrissey, and you are without all of the above, go home put Disappointed on and sob yourself to sleep!!

i've gotten close, but never that close. but i know its gonna happen someday.

What a cheering interlude ‘on a drab day’!
: ) : )
(Thanks Mark)

Is this the butch one that appeared somewhere else recently.

The short hair and butch demeanour is somewhat of a give away.

Then again, each to their own.
If some men like women to look like men, who am I to argue.

that is a great photo-- Moz himself would get a kick out of that. Good show, lad, good show.

This is Mark. The picture is real - I'm good with Photoshop, but not THAT good and surely not bored enough to FABRICATE the image and then send it in.

The rolled-up piece of paper on the table - Moz was rolling that between his fingers and holding it like a lil' cigarette....I took it after he left - I have it.

I don't know who the people were - obviously friends.

The look on my face is the look of meeting the biggest influence in your life and knowing that you will never be this close to them again.

And finally. Yes, he WAS holding a gun to me - I have that also.

..forgot to mention - even though you might think that I am lying or exaggerating. When the waitress came round to get drink orders I told her to put Morrissey on my tab. She looked at him - he shrugged his shoulders and nodded "Okay". So I bought Moz a $5 Corona. Cheers to that.

Other than the obvious reason that he enjoys music, looks like Attack is searching for talent to sign.

Don't let all the "nay sayers" and negative comments here get you down!

It's actually one of the better pics of Mozza that I've seen in a bit...he looks genuinely amused and not "put out" at all...and your expression is, well, just *priceless*!

ps: You look very familiar to me... :)

I REALLY do love you
I mean REALLY from the heart
Absolutely nothing to do with who you are or what you are, I just REALLY, REALLY LOVE YOU

My heart knows, because it tells me so.

Sadly, no one else hears or cares.

Howdy!, My friend is promoting a show with TEANECK on the 26th of FEB. so check it out!

http://rex9.hopto.org/mazhype/feb26.php [hopto.org]

his site is www.mazhype.com

THAT is an EPIC story. But let me tell you something: It's not the story itself that is funny, it's the picture. I mean, the story means nothing without that. Hilarious.

I want to say something else: Any time you can get a sig from someone you admire is great. Hell, i'd take Moz's sig (if I didn't have it already) on a paper napkin with a pencil instead of nothing at all. But you gotta be careful with those silver markers. I've meet a few celebrities and gotten some sigs from athletes, and my experience with them is not good. The silver ink is thicker than your traditional black or blue so after it dries, the chances are higher that it will break off. Now, it's been some years since i've autograph hunted so things may have changed. As far as I know, Mark, you may want to take extra care of that cd book. Not that you were going to wipe your mouth with it or anything, but I would frame it immediately. I mention this not really for Mark, but for any of you clones want your "Moddiccby" and have the time to get a pen or marker and cd, you won't make the same mistake I did before.

Lastly, instead of baiting some of the primates of this website with a worthless observation, i'll give you ALL a chance to vote for the best caption for

Moz

and our boy Mark:

Moz:

A.) (With his trademark 'bored' Mancunian
            drawl) "Erm...have you taken the picture
            already?"

B.) "You didn't seem that big standing up"

C.) "It's not a pen, and i'm not happy to see
            you..."

D.) "Is this the chap they call...Limp Bizkit?"

Mark:

A.) "I gotta tell my mom"

B.) "Brroooooo...how do I tell him I already
            have a girlfriend?"

C.) "Is he trying to grab my ass or the chair??"

D.) "I shouldn't have had the chili at Tommy's"

The woman in the b.g. looks a little like Phranc did back when she was on tour with Moz, but I just checked what she looks like now (much more masculine, very suave) and it's not her...

Moz usually looks really uncomfortable and awkward in photographs taken with other people, but in this one he looks incredible at ease. Maybe he fancied you.

It's a great story and a great picture - as someone else said - Moz looks really comfortable.

well done - bet you're still coming down hey?

Great photo... great moment... Morrissey looking amazing... The expression on your face... Thank you!

Fantastic. You were in shock, I bet.
Great to capture that moment. Well done!!

Bitch.

signed

Craig Melchiano

Congratulations, Mark, on meeting Morrissey! I loved your report (made me laugh about knocking into all the walls in your apt. just getting out the door!) Also, the picture is fantastic - worth a billion captions! :) And, priceless to you, I'm sure!

Boy Afraid, prudence never pays.

....but i have moz's sig on a postcard (it's all i had on me at the time) and it looks completely different....has he changed his signature?

I'm completly shocked to see someone I once knew sitting next to Morrissey.

I went to college with her, we had many of the the same classes and I had a HUGE crush on her boyfriend.

This is yet another a "small world" story of Moz Angeles! I was at a party in Hollywood last night and met Jason Pebworth, singer/songwriter of the band "Orson". His band was playing that night and he claims Morrissey was there to see them @ the Roxy.

Orson website: http://www.orsonband.com/

Cheers,

Jay

boy, does your vagina hurt or what?

wah wah, i didn't get to meet him, wah

Wow even I wouldn't be that insulting, and I'm better at it than you.

Leave the lad alone.

I guess you are just TOOOOOO Gay for your own good.