I repeat Ha Ha Ha! one of the greatest jokes ever played on this guy. Most all of us already knew this was never going to happen anyways. The funniest part to me is that someone actually believed it.

We knew not to get our hopes up. Morrissey has said time and time again that it will NEVER happen. Most of us didn't believe the rumour, anyway, so no harm done.

oh, but, morrissey-solo I TOLD YOU SO!

Every cloud has a silver lining....

On this occasion we all get to laugh at an idiot.

Duh...

i had even bigger questions as to how they were going to get Prince and the Smiths to decide who the headliner was for the night.

I stand by my earlier post that it would have been SO GREAT to have a Marr and Moz reunion in which Michael Bolton made a cameo for the intro of "The Queen is Dead." Hmmm...I smell a SUPERGROUP!!!

Bolton and Moz have such different styles, but are each amazing in their own right. This could be even better than Tim McGraw's collaberation with Nelly! Which was the coolest country/hip hop fusion TO DATE. OK, so Moz and Bolton would be totally different, but you get my point.

The most likely time for it to have happened is in the mid nineties before the court case when Morrissey and Marr were on good terms.

Since the court case it's clear they no longer have any relationship at all. Morrissey blaming Marr for not standing shoulder to shoulder with him and for not defending him from the subsequent personal attacks. Basically, he thinks Marr deliberately let him take the flack to save his own skin.

Morrissey has no time for Marr anymore. He's made that clear in every recent interview I've read. He's also got friends in his current band who have been loyal over many more years than the time he knew Marr for. He's hardly likely to dump them for someone who he thinks betrayed him.

for about 4 seconds whilst I read the Headline for the topic I looked through my window to the hollywood hills in front of me and saw a pink pig fly right over Nicolas Cages' house.
For 4 seconds the thought that my one and only dream in this universe, to have The Smiths re-unite, had come true...very nice very nice..but, maybe in the next world.

NME: What would it take to reform The Smiths?
MORRISSEY: "Whatever it would take, nobody has. And I have said that the only way we'd ever get back together in the same studio is if we were all shot and somebody dragged the bodies in. The past is dead. It really is."

2004

What is it about you Americans that makes you all so goddamned gullible?
Moon landings, George Bush, Weapons of Mass Destruction, Smiths reunions. You really must learn to be a tad more cynical and not to take everything at face value.

Believe absolutely nothing you see and even less you hear it's the only way.

...without hope, and a bit of bullshit.

Mr Note.

"I wish the very worst for Joyce for the rest of his life." -moz

this is funnier than vh1 thinking they could get the smiths to reunite. and if it ever did happen i sure as hell wouldn't want it to be at coachella.

but now that I left a comment myself does that make me a hypocrite? I think we should "debate" on that idea.

He didn't get 'fucked'. He was just dumb enough to believe the rubbish we have to put up with every year. After nearly 18 years and all that has gone with it he really should know better than to dive in so deep with speculation about a band like The Smiths. Lets face it, it's never going to happen and those with any sense of a brain have known this to be true for a very long time.

Wouldn't it be just easier to remove this article and the preceeding one as it seems a bit pointless to be arguing over it now? People, including myself, admittedly in this post, are still bickering over a pointless issue:)

Wait, he had some to begin with?

This connected "insider" man (who has been "fucked" with) should not be believed. I am a little suspicious about our apologetic friend.

He is likely a secret Coachella marketer looking for any possible avenue for his event promotion.

Please avoid being fooled by his obvious attempt to create hype around his approaching event.

Hopefully Morrissey-solo.com will guard against this sort of thing more closely in the future.

Hank The DJ
matt@thefloor.ca

at Pearl Jams Roumor Pit

Whenever people asked John Lennon, "When are The Beatles going to reform?" he would reply, "When are you going back to high school?"

It'll never happen.

He is to wed her in late March. It will be
followed by a long honeymoon on Fire island.
There will be seperate sleeping arrangements.
They will stay at The Stallwart Lovers Inn.

Dey told dah same guy dat I was gonna perfawm last year, and he bought it!!

I did perfawm, but not there. It was at "Coach Hell-a". I don't tink I needs tah give yous directions to dat show!

Everybody thinks they are so funny, picking on this poor guy, sad. But my question is: if its so
  unbelievable, why do morrissey-solo publish it? For the records i donīt believe either.

There should be a ban on all Smiths reunion stories unless one is confirmed by multiple, credible sources. I would like for it to happen as much as anyone (except for some of you lunatics), and I believe that stranger things have happened in rock 'n' roll, but let's give that horse a rest. He's looking a bit ripe. What do you say, David?

Wingdings?