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posted by davidt
on Tuesday November 16 2004, @09:00AM
Belligerent Ghoul sends the link:
Franz Ferdinand Don't Mind Being Coupled With Morrissey In Gay Fan Fiction - Chart Attack
Once upon a time, four Scottish boys moved to London with dreams of becoming rock stars. Struggling to survive, Alex, Bob, Nick and Paul became rent boys. Things seemed hopeless until, one night, this charming man named Steve took Alex to his hotel room. The two fell in love almost immediately and Steve declared that he simply couldn’t bear to think of Alex returning to the streets. When asked if there was anything else he could do for money, Alex told Steve about his band. Grinning, Steve said that he might be able to help. As it turned out, Steve Morrissey was a singer.
No, that’s not the secret history of Franz Ferdinand. It’s rock ’n’ roll slash (ahem, viewer discretion advised).
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Great band but three paper bags and a jar of swarfega.
Jesus