There are so many bad jokes I could make right now, but I won't.
Just don't give up your day job, Sharon.

Steven Patrick from Manchester? No way.

You would get this lovechild.

then it might have some merit. Otherwise, nothing more than multi-colored crap.

Moz's Best Mate For 10 Minutes, David Bowie?

Hey Venus oh Venus
Venus if you will
Please send a little girl for me to KILL
A girl who wants my kisses and my COCK
A girl with NONE OF the charms of you
Venus make her SICK
A lovely girl with sunlight AND A DICK
And take the brightest stars up in the sky
And KICK HER IN THE EYES FOR ME
Venus, goddess of love that you are
Surely the things I CRAVE
WILL PUT HER IN HER GRAVE
Venus, if you do
I promise that I WILL STAB HER TILL SHE'S BLUE
I'll give her all the HATE I have give
As long as we both shall live.
Venus , goddess of love that you are
Surely the things I DESIRE
WILL MAKE HER HOUSE CATCH FIRE
Venus , if you do
I promise that I WILL STAB HER TILLS SHE'S THROUGH
I'll give her all the HATE I have to give
As long as we both shall live.
Hey Venus oh Venus
Make my wish come true

nah! - its the Polyphonic Spree, innit!!

nice attempt sharon but your painting looks nothing like morrissey.

Albeit it's a personal interpretation, but it's not that bad.

I like the eyes and hair, and the leaness of the torso. However, I wouldn't paint Morrissey with quite so many bright colours.

It's certainly colourful...it would definitely stand out on a grey rainy day. Perfect way to imagine Morrissey as a clown...

Although visually interesting I see no likeness to Morrissey at all in this artwork.
If the artist was trying to convey this Impression to the viewer, I think they've failed.
This may be an Impression of Morrissey to the artist on a personal level but to expect anyone else to get this is stretching it.
That being said, its obvious the artist has talent and I'm left wondering what the rest of their work looks like.

The body is quite accurate, the hands are great and the neck is spot on. Maybe the bright colours represent Morrissey's new found optimism...? As for the face, well I'm still working on that, at the moment he looks a bit like Stan Laurel auditioning to be a clown. I will, however, have to let the image incubate for a while and I might wake up in the morning convinced that it's a work of genius.

Morrissey is a Hippie? ehehe...

If thats Morrissey, i`m a duck billed platypuss.

I think the colors are great. I might have had a clue with the hair and the torso, but without someone saying to me "This is Morrissey", I probably wouldn't have really known.

ScottyK said it best. I agree with him.

I like his poncho.

dream coat.

I didn't know we could submit our kid's artwork here! I've got a ton of fingerpaintings I can't wait to post!

So this is what Morrissey looks like after spending a year with his back pack in India.

This is clearly a painting of British TV presenter Phillip Schofield during his run in Joseph and his Technicoloured Dreamcoat!

It would make a lot more sense if 'Sharon.E.Smith' turned out to be 'Mark.E.Smith'

see what I mean....

aye Moz, your stealin me clothes now mon. Raggae is me life.

Resembles a mix of David Bowie and Mick Jagger-Look at those lips!

Its definately Bowie, one eye is a different colour to the other...

If you have seen or know the where-abouts of the great primary school art thief please contact on.....

my mom told me if i had nothing to say, say nothing -- so i won't say it looks like ass

wtf?

this look like someone is a little wierd.

Come on, folks, have you not read Wilde's 'The Picture of Dorian Grey'?

Sharon, pay no attention to all of the critics on morrissey-solo.com if you enjoy what you are doing.

And there's nothing more for me to say...

ok on first impression its "wtf!" and morrissey looks like he should be rushed to the nearest hospital but i had it on the screen for a few minutes and i was just staring at the face and suddenlly realized that there is alot of emotion there.

Yeah i know i sound like a tit but just give it a go.

why does morrissey have such big lips?

Obviously, there's a lot of artistically-ignorant posters here who haven't yet even got out of the 19th century (let alone the 20th) and realised that any old copy-cat with a paintbox and above average powers of patience can bore everyone senseless with works of photo-realism. Luckily though, we have cameras to do that kind of thing nowadays. Yet, leaving them to their Athena prints, as a perspicacious insight into the various nuances of Morrissey's psychology, this is pretty witty and impressive piece of observation.

That I ended where I began.

Insulting another, gruesome depiction of Moz.

Ah, the Circle of Life.