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Justin Timberstalk writes:
Oi! for Eng-er-land [public convenience contractors] performed at WBA last night (June 3) on Freddie Mercury's porcelin sun-lounger and did an impromptu cover of Cyril Smith's "Hand In Basil Brush's Glove Puppet," backed with complete audience finger-lickin', nose-pickin', arse-kickin' "ever had a cool, fizzin' David Cornish cow-pat pasty" participation. It was delicate and beautiful with his own unique and fresh take on HP excremental sauce on it. Charles Boyer has a wonderful new revolving bow-tie made of chow mein on Van Morrissey's "Vauxhall Astralworks & I" called 'Arm-rest' and is about to do something in the corner of a cheap dark room in the Ukraine with The Ruptured But Delightful Turkish Giblets.