"Belligerent Ghoul locked up" - Catmachine
posted by davidt on Tuesday November 19 2002, @09:00AM

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"Belligerent Ghoul Locked Up" - Catmachine

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    hehe (Score:1)
    that made me laugh, quite sad really, but it did
    monsieurgazerina <monsieurgazerina@aol.com> -- Tuesday November 19 2002, @09:12AM (#49230)
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      That was freaking hilarious!!! (Score:0)
      Before ANYONE posts anything like "How could they write that?, that's horrible, etc"...it is obviously a humor on-line newspaper...like The Onion...so if you're pissed, you really don't know your ass from your elbow!

      Lighten up, have a beer, and have a laugh.
      Anonymous -- Tuesday November 19 2002, @09:13AM (#49231)
      haha (Score:0)
      that is very funny!
      Anonymous -- Tuesday November 19 2002, @09:16AM (#49233)
        The Daily Moron (Score:1)
        Brilliant!!
        mozismurder -- Tuesday November 19 2002, @09:46AM (#49239)
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        Mind your bleedin' own you two bob c-nt
          that was great!!!! (Score:1)
          that's always been one of my fave smiths songs - cruelly overlooked in my opinion!

          what a fantastic little piece.

          wonder what morrissey would think?
          joans_walkman -- Tuesday November 19 2002, @10:01AM (#49243)
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            check out the other headlines (Score:0)
            i really liked the one about Bush declaring war on the earth's inner core after an earthquake.
            jw picklebreath -- Tuesday November 19 2002, @10:13AM (#49245)
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            still the same great flavor
              heelarious... (Score:1, Funny)
              what other headline-making stories could one come up with from a morrissey lyic?

              "shoplifters unionize for takeover"
              "man inhales glamourous glue"
              thirsty fists <thirsty_fists@yahoo.com> -- Tuesday November 19 2002, @10:32AM (#49249)
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              "world's ugliest boy"
              HaHaHa (Score:1)
              That was hilarious. Kudos to whomever wrote it. Good stuff! :D
              GenderNectar -- Tuesday November 19 2002, @10:34AM (#49250)
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              "How can you call this a home when you know it's a grave?"
                Top Story! (Score:2, Interesting)
                If we need a laugh after the rigours of discussing or watching the discussion on Hindley. This wasnt it nor should it be forced.
                paulybob <draize1@hotmail.com> -- Tuesday November 19 2002, @01:55PM (#49266)
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                  are you kids serious? (Score:2, Insightful)
                  i must've read that article four times to see if i was missing something. rest assured, after four careful 'humor-finding' readings, i found nothing to even make me smile.

                  getting cut by a shard of glass is more amusing than that article - which was not at all creative or witty. definitely nothing like an article from the onion.
                  state of emergency -- Tuesday November 19 2002, @03:37PM (#49285)
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                  "others conquered love, but i ran..."
                  • I agree by Rowdy Yeats (Score:1) Tuesday November 19 2002, @09:00PM
                    Hysterically Funny (Score:1)
                    Thanx for sharing ;^)
                    Mud <reversethis-{moc ... {ta} {odnatyaj}> -- Tuesday November 19 2002, @05:38PM (#49301)
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                    I'm really just Some Totally Random Moz Fan
                      Fucking Hallarious (Score:1)
                      Dude I was laughing out loud for real. Esp.when they bought the pic of mozz that said visibly shaken! That was sooooooooo funny!
                      WilliamMozzChick <chumpny@yahoo.com> -- Friday November 22 2002, @09:06PM (#49652)
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                        Thanks! (Score:1)
                        Thanks for the comments - it's always nice to get feedback!

                        "Wannabe Onion"? Well I do like the Onion, but must admit that the site that tempted me to dip my toe in the ocean of Internet Satire was http://www.tvgohome.com/ well worth a browse if you have the time. Sadly not updated nearly as often now since author Charlie Brooker got the job of writing for the Guardian Guide...
                        cheers!
                        Catmachine
                        catmachine -- Thursday December 19 2002, @07:02PM (#51661)
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