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And for the past 19 hours I've been feeling quite upset that I didn't grow up in Britain from say, 1983 to 1993. Instead, I was doomed with turn-of-the-century Australia. Which I incredibly hate. I've been almost in tears all day over this injustice.
Anyway, I'll try to fix it. I'll become the next Morrissey. Being rich and famous will surely allow me to live anywhere I want. Being a famous singer/lyricst will allow me to influcence culture somewhat. I just have to find a band first...