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Mike Joyce - Morrissey a 'hedgehog' and other revelations
posted by davidt on Wednesday July 17 2002, @08:00AM

 The Q&A section of the Mike Joyce site has been updated. First saw this on the discussion board:

Moz the hedgehog by Mike Joyce
Posted By: Cranial Architecture
Date: Monday, 15 July 2002, at 10:21 a.m.

New revelations on Mike Joyce's Q&A board. The erstwhile Smiths skin-slapper lets rip with the following earth-shattering announcements:

If Morrissey was an animal, he would be a hedgehog!

Morrissey's sh*t stinks!

Mike has never heard Morrissey swear!

Mike likes Cheese 'n' Onion crisps!
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From the Q&A:

Dear Mike - From Brianna Corrigan in Hull
If each of the Smiths was an animal, what animal would they be?
Dear Brianna Corrigan,
Morrissey: Hedgehog
Johnny: Sperm Whale
Andy: Grebe
Mike: Hoverfly.

Love

Mike

 
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    Mike Joyce - Morrissey a 'hedgehog' and other revelations | Log in/Create an Account | Top | 18 comments | Search Discussion
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    What do you reckon (Score:2, Insightful)
    Do you think we can get through the WHOLE item without a psychotic "MiKE JOySE is a TRAITTOR AND MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ie. for BETRAING MORISY!!!!!" post?
    David T (different) -- Wednesday July 17 2002, @09:01AM (#34081)
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     david_t[at]boltblue.com
    The real Brianna Corrigan - could it be ? (Score:1)
    RE: Dear Mike - From Brianna Corrigan in Hull

    The real Brianna Corrigan - could it be ?
    Almodis <almodisNO@SPAMhotpress.com> -- Wednesday July 17 2002, @09:20AM (#34085)
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     ...the Crime they styl'd 'Anonymity.' That is, I left messages posted publicly, but did not sign them. -- Thomas Pynchon
    Hedgehog? (Score:1)
    Kind of like "Spiney Norman" calling out, "Dinsdale!"

    I see Morrissey more like a cat or a wolf, either domesticated or wild(e)!
    J. Razor -- Wednesday July 17 2002, @03:31PM (#34174)
    (User #724 Info)
     I'm Alone
    • Re:Hedgehog? by suzanne (Score:1) Wednesday July 17 2002, @05:25PM
      • Re:Hedgehog? by J. Razor (Score:1) Thursday July 18 2002, @12:37PM
      skin slapper? (Score:0)
      you saying he's a wanker?!
      Anonymous -- Wednesday July 17 2002, @11:58PM (#34200)
        Morrissey Hits Back! (Score:2, Funny)
        Morrissey today passed a note from behind a curtain to a hooded spokesperson who read out the following message using a blindfolded ventriloquists dummy:
        "How dare Joyce Michaels compare me to a hedge pig, I am not one and have the DNA tests to prove it. If this scurrilous allegation is repeated I will sue. In fact, you don't need to repeat, fetch my lawyer-liar. In addition, I have proof from my good friend David Icke that Mike Choice is in fact an alien lizard man in disguise intent on taking over quite a bit of the world. However, in fairness, Johnny Marr actually is a sperm whale. Craig Gannon, whom nobody mentioned, is a cuttlefish."

        Morrissey then flew away using a jetpack pursued by record comany executives with suitcases full of money. He was heard to cackle,"I'm not signing! No new records until 2050!"
        Anonymous -- Thursday July 18 2002, @06:52PM (#34273)
        • Feces by Anonymous (Score:0) Friday July 19 2002, @04:11PM
          sh*t happens (Score:1)
          Dear Mike,

          Morrissey's shit does stink - I should know. Afterall, I sift through his garbage everyday.

          Sincerely,

          Stalker Art
          Marcus Troll -- Tuesday July 23 2002, @12:20AM (#34546)
          (User #5479 Info)
           WAR obvious responses!
            this is hilarious! (Score:1)
            Morrissey a hedgehog? Sonic did have a quiff too didn't he? I dunno. Joyce never hearing Moz swear kinda suprised me. "Morrissey's sh*t stinks"? So what happened? Did Joyce walk into the bathroom one afternoon right after Moz came out? Hopefully he didn't catch Morrissey "growing a tail" in a dorm room like that football player:

            Dear Jim,

            My $h*t stinks too!

            --Najee Davenport
            Jim Rome -- Tuesday July 23 2002, @12:30AM (#34547)
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             Rome's Smack-tionary coming soon....yeah, this time I mean it.

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