I saw David for the first time on October 4, 1999, and you're right Anonymous...David is such an actor. Instead of using his press pass to bring the world the first published photos of Morrissey's wonderful Oye Esteban! tour, David pressed his advantage to cozy up to Morrissey. The whole show long, I had to hold David's idle camera, while he petulantly pushed aside all the the offered hands and gifts from the lads at Ambitious Outsiders.

The person who toppled Morrissey part-ways into that concert was not a tall, strong, cinammon haired woman, but David in disguise. When he had Morrissey pinned on the stage, I saw him mouth several none-too-veiled threats that Morrissey better keep away from the Ambitious Outsider boys. A chillingly mimed knife-across-throat followed.

A few days later, David managed to get the Vegas show cancelled by running headlong into Alain's back at the previous night's show. It should be noted that he did this intentionally because he heard that the boys from Ambitious Outsiders were planning to interview Morrissey in Vegas the next day.

Thankfully, my last encounters with David were at the substitued Vegas shows. At the first show, in a fit of jealousy, David swooped down from the balcony and tried to tackle Morrissey from a hands and knees position because he "thought" he saw Morrissey making invitational gestures to one of the A.O. guys. You don't even want to hear how David exploded with envy and spite when he learned that one of the A.O. boys manage to get an intact West Ham Boys shirt.

I want to believe that David is just the hard-working, conscientious person who's kept this site one of the sharpest (bar none) on the Web, but I stopped watching X-Files years ago. These days, it's all about "reality" TV.

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