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Look-alike on adult page
posted by davidt on Wednesday August 15 2001, @09:00AM

 leelee writes:

My wife and I found this pic on an adult page last night. I thought some of you would get a nice kick out of the resemblance.

 
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    Moz 4 Sale (Score:0)
    It would seem that Moz is taking work on the side until the record deal follows through.
    Anonymous -- Wednesday August 15 2001, @09:20AM (#16914)
      oh, this is funny. (Score:1)
      i think i just found my new desktop image.
      eugenius -- Wednesday August 15 2001, @09:30AM (#16918)
      (User #1665 Info)
       I'm almost sure you can do better than that.
        Very impressive (Score:0)
        This has to be the most off the wall contribution yet - and we've had some odd ones.

        I'd be even more impressed if somebody can tell me which porn actor this guy is ;)

        Anyhow, I'm nicking that for popbitch!
        Anonymous -- Wednesday August 15 2001, @09:30AM (#16919)
          striking (Score:0)
          The similiarity is amazing...but that guy's arms give it away. I don't think Moz has been pumping iron in his all-too-spare time!
          Anonymous -- Wednesday August 15 2001, @09:46AM (#16928)
            Porn (Score:0)
            By God...
            I'll never look at Moz the same again!
            Anonymous -- Wednesday August 15 2001, @09:51AM (#16929)
              Got get em' Moz! (Score:1)
              I knew Moz must have been doing something with his free time I watched his Irvine show and during I can have both he said "I've got big balls you know" maybe Moz has joined the likes of porn star Ron Jeremy.
              leedoggpimp <leedoggpimp@hotmail.com> -- Wednesday August 15 2001, @10:04AM (#16932)
              (User #2789 Info | http://www.morrisseymusic.com/ )
               True friends stab you in the front.
              good god! (Score:1)
              thanks! I opened that one at work! Its pretty hilarious, but gave me palpatations if someone would have passed by...
              SOUTHPAWmuse -- Wednesday August 15 2001, @10:06AM (#16933)
              (User #3123 Info)
               Southwest six with someone like you, keep thieves hours with someone like you...
              • Re:good god! by J. Razor (Score:1) Friday August 17 2001, @12:18PM
                • Re:good god! by SOUTHPAWmuse (Score:1) Friday August 17 2001, @01:34PM
                Did you get a load of the arms!? (Score:1)
                That is hilarious, and being sent to all of my closest friends...

                I am sure that will give old Morrissey something to strive for- next tour (HA!) we'll see him sporting huge arms and touting the positives of a mixture of protein powder and steroids!!! Maybe even a joke of putting some MEAT on his bones!

                Good looking guy in the photo though.
                Laura <BstMama@aol.com> -- Wednesday August 15 2001, @10:27AM (#16937)
                (User #3128 Info)
                 Freudian slips are my specialty! What can I get you: a phallic symbol, mother/son relation, or father/daughter blue pla
                what's the fuss (Score:0)
                there' s not a big similarity, I'm sure it's just the way he holds his head
                Anonymous -- Wednesday August 15 2001, @01:08PM (#16961)
                  morrissey-solo banner (Score:2, Funny)
                  this photo's just asking to become a new morrissey-solo logo/banner.

                  state of emergency -- Wednesday August 15 2001, @01:18PM (#16964)
                  (User #837 Info)
                   "others conquered love, but i ran..."
                  please please please let me get... (Score:1)
                  oh you handsome devil! finally, the proof of Morr's heterosexuality that i've needed (as far as they'll know) - perhaps now the boys at work will let me listen to my beloved in peace ;^)
                  mozzerX <mozzerX@hotmail.com> -- Wednesday August 15 2001, @02:35PM (#16977)
                  (User #2017 Info)
                    I want the one that I can't have... (Score:1)
                    but instead I got a trashy pornstar and No record deal.

                    Wow this is even better than Martin Gore's Black Penis!

                    Broccoli
                    broccoli_spears -- Wednesday August 15 2001, @02:49PM (#16979)
                    (User #3308 Info | http://www.geocities.com/broccoli_spears/Disclaimer.html )
                     We don't do crack. We don't do that. Crack is whack. - Whitney Houston
                      How Yoooou Doin' Moz (Score:1)
                      WooHoo!!! Something to think about late at night (in bed)!!!

                      SEXY!!!
                      MozTroll -- Wednesday August 15 2001, @03:02PM (#16983)
                      (User #3342 Info)
                        All very well... (Score:0)
                        ... but what sites were you looking at to find that picture!

                        Do you see?
                        Anonymous -- Wednesday August 15 2001, @03:09PM (#16984)
                          Let me get my hands... (Score:0)
                          Hey Tibby, you always said you were in love with Moz, but I think this is taking it too far !
                          Anonymous -- Wednesday August 15 2001, @03:58PM (#16987)
                          how did you find this exactly? (Score:0)
                          you "and your wife" found it... and by pure coincidence somehow im sure. anybody else try the search keywords: morrissey + hot + xxx?
                          Anonymous -- Wednesday August 15 2001, @04:12PM (#16989)
                            Um.. (Score:1)
                            That looks absolutely nothing like Morrissey
                            Axed -- Wednesday August 15 2001, @04:34PM (#16990)
                            (User #1405 Info)
                              wow i'm jealous! (Score:0)
                              not because she's with someone that looks like morrissey, but only because she has big hooters :( sigh.....
                              Anonymous -- Wednesday August 15 2001, @06:05PM (#16992)
                              ...Let me get my hands on your mammary glands... (Score:1)

                                Celibate my a**
                              rjgarc <sl1974@hotmail.com> -- Wednesday August 15 2001, @09:44PM (#17006)
                              (User #712 Info)
                              • erm by Celibate Cry (Score:1) Thursday August 16 2001, @10:48PM
                              first off (Score:0)
                              i believe that to be morrissey's head badly cut and pasted onto another man's body. the head is twice as pale as the rest of him. if i'm wrong, which happens on occasion, his face certainly bears a striking resemblence to morrissey's. as for where they "found" the picture, you should all give Leelee a break. they found it at a porn site. no crime has been committed. it is a normal healthy thing for adults to want to look at other naked adults.
                              Anonymous -- Wednesday August 15 2001, @10:14PM (#17008)
                                Moz on porn channel (Score:0)
                                I remember I was flicking through the cable channels one day really quick and I thought I saw Morrissey on tv and I flicked back to the channel to see if it was Morrissey, but then there was some guy that looked like Morrissey, porking some chick, I was like what the fuck. Then I thought maybe he's a fan or something, but it was hilarious seeing some guy that looked like Morrissey porking some chick.
                                Anonymous -- Thursday August 16 2001, @02:37AM (#17020)
                                I think I can help you get through your exams. (Score:0)
                                I will NEVER listen to Handsome Devil in the same way again!

                                Brilliant,

                                amusing,

                                arousing... Ah-hem.
                                Anonymous -- Thursday August 16 2001, @04:47AM (#17027)
                                  She didn't look anything like Linder. (Score:1)
                                  Err...that's it.
                                  paulybob <draize1@hotmail.com> -- Thursday August 16 2001, @05:01AM (#17029)
                                  (User #2426 Info)
                                  It's raining men NO MORE! (Score:1)
                                  Hooray, Morrissey DOES like the ladies!!!! *whew*, and here I was just about to give up!

                                  That guy really looks like our man Mozz...Now if we could only get Mozz in a similar position to see if HE looks like THAT GUY!

                                  Incredibly amused,
                                  DeB o The West Sider Riders ;-)
                                  Maplefreak -- Thursday August 16 2001, @11:41AM (#17070)
                                  (User #1234 Info)
                                   And the songs we sing, they're not supposed to mean a thing...
                                    The Last of the Famous International Playboys (Score:1)
                                    Morrissey without a tee-shirt and with arms like that...Oh, all my fantasys are coming true! With a body like his, makes him the last of the Famous International Playboys.
                                    (I wouldn't mind if he was my playboy...)
                                        : )
                                    star-wilde <primascreal@mail.com> -- Thursday August 16 2001, @03:12PM (#17092)
                                    (User #2958 Info | http://www.stormpages.com/moodswings )
                                      I must have misunderstood... (Score:1)
                                      When he said he wanted to "go down in celluloid history" I didn't think he meant that kind of "go down"
                                      Mmmmmm -- Friday August 17 2001, @08:50AM (#17130)
                                      (User #204 Info)
                                        A bird in the hand... (Score:1)
                                        ..is worth two in the bush..

                                        Surely that is not 80's popster, KIM WILDE, he is groping..

                                        Ruffian <aceman@tinyonline.co.uk> -- Monday August 20 2001, @04:09AM (#17317)
                                        (User #1813 Info)
                                         "In the days when you were hopelessly poor, I just liked you more..."
                                          Moz as an adult star??! (Score:0)
                                          GREAT pic. I laughed out loud at a public library in Cleveland, Ohio, drawing many alarmed glances. How ironic that a non-sexual man such as Morrissey would be likened to an adult star...
                                          Anonymous -- Monday August 20 2001, @03:03PM (#17363)
                                            Oh Hell Yeah! (Score:1)
                                            That pic made my night after I just tortured myself by visiting an ex's website before coming here. The hair is what definitely makes him look like Moz! Now I can go to bed happy!!
                                            rusholmeruffian -- Monday August 20 2001, @06:53PM (#17380)
                                            (User #1450 Info)
                                             "Ask me why and I'll spit in your eye"
                                            forget about the arms.... (Score:0)
                                            ..what about those pants!!! i'm sure morrissey would NEVER wear those disgusting things. yeuchh! (he DOES actually look a bit like him).
                                            Anonymous -- Wednesday August 22 2001, @10:00AM (#17466)

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