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"Least likely to be seen with a beard: Morrissey" - Pants magazine
posted by davidt on Monday August 13 2001, @09:00AM

 MyMelody writes:

There is a local magazine in Northampton, England where I live called 'Pants'. It is a very badly put together mixture of jokes, articles etc. In this month's copy it declared:

'THE PERSON LEAST LIKELY TO BE SEEN WITH A BEARD: Morrissey'

What do you think? Agree or disagree? Would our Moz ever go down the facial hair route?

Sorry, this is a very trivial story, but I found it amusing.

 
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    Malajusted Tour (Score:0)
    well, for the 1997 tour, there were some press photos of Moz with what appeared to be four days (plus!) worth of stubble.....
    Anonymous -- Monday August 13 2001, @09:04AM (#16756)
    maybe in the next world (Score:1)
    Morrissey with a beard? I could barely imagine that.I think that Jim Morrison looked bad enough in that ZZ top beard I hope Morrissey highly disregards ever going for a new look especially a beard
    leedoggpimp <leedoggpimp@hotmail.com> -- Monday August 13 2001, @09:40AM (#16763)
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      Tonterias (Score:1)
      One can only wait with passionate expectation...
      jessesamuel -- Monday August 13 2001, @09:57AM (#16766)
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       On an occasion of this kind it becomes more than a moral duty to speak one's mind. It becomes a pleasure. -O.W.
        I don't think so......?.... (Score:1)
        Morrissey with a beard? I don't think that look goes with him..But who knows.....
        BettyLuvzMoz <BettyRoxs@yahoo.com> -- Monday August 13 2001, @10:20AM (#16770)
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         "..Style is what one wears oneself. What is unstylish is what other people wear.." O.W.
          still beardless (Score:0)
          for what its worth i know someone who knows someone who knows HIM and can reveal that although he remains beardless, he as recently grown a massive mexican style tash.
          Anonymous -- Monday August 13 2001, @10:51AM (#16776)
          • what a tash? by Anonymous (Score:0) Monday August 13 2001, @03:42PM
            • a mostache by LawrenceM (Score:1) Monday August 13 2001, @04:18PM
            • uh-huh by suzanne (Score:1) Tuesday August 14 2001, @03:24PM
              Who's talking about facial hair? (Score:1)
              By "beard" I thought they were referring to a female companion who escorts closeted homosexuals.
              Xhris -- Monday August 13 2001, @10:57AM (#16777)
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                beard? (Score:1)
                dear god, please spare us this sight!
                elsberry -- Monday August 13 2001, @11:03AM (#16780)
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                 +++ Of all of the fuckups that I do, I saved the best one for you +++
                • Re:beard? by green crooner (Score:1) Monday August 13 2001, @11:42AM
                  Aie!!!! (Score:1)
                  If it is an actual "beard', then EWWWW GROSS! I would love that man even if he had one, but a beard hides those lucious lips of his, and that's a crime against humanity!

                  If the reference to "beard" is what was mentioned by Xhris, then HOLY SHIT! That's a new expression to add to the many I already use!

                  Keep cool this summer,
                  Sincerely,
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                  Maplefreak -- Monday August 13 2001, @01:58PM (#16799)
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                   And the songs we sing, they're not supposed to mean a thing...
                    fuzzy (Score:0)
                    Well, he has stubble on the Maladjusted album cover.
                    Anonymous -- Monday August 13 2001, @04:02PM (#16810)
                      anything is possible (Score:1)
                      I always thought Brett Anderson would have been the person least likely to .... but recent photos of him with a beard and bleached blonde hair prove anything is possible.
                      LawrenceM -- Monday August 13 2001, @04:20PM (#16812)
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                        Eerie coincidence (Score:1)
                        This is a bit strange, I was going to post a message on the discussion board today if anyone had a scan of the picture of Morrissey with a beard. I remember it distinctly, and he looks very wicked in one. I was thinking about this picture at work and there it is, a headline when I get home. The beard does not bring out the best in him but it does portend to a certain evil about his persona.
                        giant -- Monday August 13 2001, @05:27PM (#16816)
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                          beards (Score:0)
                          morrissey is going to grow an evil-looking black beard and bifurcate his quiff into horns and open for slayer when they play at drag racing strips in the deep south... all his fans will suddenly proclaim how they really loved metal all along, and will tattoo 'mozzy' across their fingers... can eating live bats on stage be far away?
                          Anonymous -- Monday August 13 2001, @08:30PM (#16831)
                          • Re:beards by Anonymous (Score:0) Monday August 13 2001, @11:35PM
                            • Re:beards by Down We Go Together (Score:1) Tuesday August 14 2001, @05:58AM
                              Hair today, Gone tomorrow (Score:1)
                              I will worry about him if he does grow a beard. Look what happened to Jim Morrison- he grew a beard, got chunky, had a heart attack, and got buried in the same cemetary as Oscar Wilde. Please Moz, don't do it!! We know you adore Oscar, but really......
                              Down We Go Together -- Tuesday August 14 2001, @06:01AM (#16854)
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                               Me, with a preference for making things worse...
                                He should never cover his lovely face w/ a beard! (Score:1)
                                I can see him with a beard, but I'd really rather not.

                                hand in glove -- Tuesday August 14 2001, @08:47AM (#16862)
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                                  Morrissey with a beard (Score:1)
                                  Hi, I remember seeing a picture of Moz with a daliesque moustache in a old issue of Q magazine. The moustache was drawn on a pic. It also featured some other persons with drawn on facial hair.(Robert Smith and even Sinead O'Connor)Really, I can't remember why that was done, and I can't be bothered to go and find that particular issue. My brain seems to be full of truly trivial information...Cheers.
                                  Dorothea Yoghurt -- Wednesday August 15 2001, @08:22AM (#16909)
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