"The Very Best of the Smiths" review on Stinkweeds.com
posted by davidt on Friday July 13 2001, @09:00AM

Jesse Christopherson writes:

This review will soon appear on the stinkweeds.com website:

The Very Best of The Smiths
(WEA)

Each and every one of the songs on this disc is like an old friend, and the group that created them is near and dear to my heart…BUT…enough is enough. For artistic integrity, for quality of composition, for the sparkle of beautiful guitars and the depth of lyrical genius, I hereby assign this disc an "A+". For blatantly fulfilling Morrissey's prophecy (Re-issue! Re-package! Re-package!) and flogging a dead beauty with recording studio equipment, I assign an "F" for "frankly vulgar".

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The Smiths released four studio albums during their five-year career. Those represent just one third of Smiths album-length releases. The following companions have augmented the Smiths, Meat Is Murder, The Queen Is Dead, and Strangeways, Here We Come, often appropriately and occasionally excessively:

-Hatful of Hollow (1984) is the greatest of the Smiths comps. It includes radio sessions and a few singles.
-Louder Than Bombs (1987) was released shortly after the end of the band. It includes a slew of singles and B-sides, many of which were previously available only on the original vinyl singles.
-The World Won't Listen (1987) is the (shorter) UK version of Louder Than Bombs, but it's essential to Smiths fans because of a few significant differences. It includes a studio version of "Money Changes Everything", and its version of "Stretch Out and Wait" has a different vocal with different lyrics.
-Rank (1988) is the (l)only official live album. Another well-produced live set would be something worth talking about!
-Best I and II (1992) included all the singles and a few album tracks. Nothing new here…
-Singles (1999) included…um…
-The Very Best of (2001), aka the matter at hand. Included are four tracks from the US version of the debut album, two from the second, five from the third and three from the fourth. The remainder are various non-album singles. Almost all of these songs were previously released at least three times, and nothing is new. Where, by the way, are "The Headmaster Ritual", and "Nowhere Fast"? How about the fan favorite "Pretty Girls Make Graves"?

I like "Panic", I really really do. But six releases excluding singles can weary even the most indefatigably obsessed ("indefatigably obsessed" being, of course, the standard definition of "a Smiths fan"). And is it really worth the butchering of a beautiful song for the sake of space? "Last Night I Dreamt…" is horribly mutilated by the loss of the piano intro (set over crowd noise from a miner's strike) that accompanied the song from first release.

Parenthetically, there are the matters of artwork and typos (to witness a class A hissyfit, screw up a Smiths song title and watch the Disciples of Morrissey hurl their vitriol). The original Smiths album and single covers were meticulously orchestrated by Morrissey, and are considered classics of the idiom. Johnny Marr called The Very Best of artwork "a sad parody".

Finally, the songs are "digitally remastered," which term lacks a concrete definition. In this case it seems to mean, "We turned up the volume". Some songs, especially "The Boy With The (that's…um…THE) Thorn In His Side" and "Ask" are a bit uglier, and the vocals sound wrong. Johnny Marr and Morrissey have both condemned this release and claim they were never consulted on the project. This album is useful only to a completist. It's utterly redundant to a Smiths fan, and there are better starter albums for people who still need to hear the group for the first time.

The record companies are not done with this cash cow. The Smiths was the most influential guitar band of the Eighties, and followers are still chasing the tail of Morrissey and Marr's solo work. Someday, there will be a boxed set. Someday, there will be remastered versions of all the original albums. Maybe someday… "Panic" will reach an even dozen.

-Jesse Christopherson

 
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    mad props to Jesse! (Score:0)
    I couldn't have said it better myself. Morrissey should be in more of a huff about this butcher job, instead of flipping out over that damned "South With Morrissey" DVD.
    Anonymous -- Saturday July 14 2001, @01:09AM (#14665)
      now my wallet is full (Score:1)
      You would be hard pushed to find a more merchandise hungry morrissey fan than myself i collect all the promos and interview cds all the singles albums and videos

      BUT THIS IS AN INSULT and i will not be buying it

      the whole reissue repackage stuff has gone too far

      the last two weeks has brought talk of the dvd south with morrissey and that is down the pan

      The hope of four new songs from michael legge will probably come to nothing (lets hope not)
      for his sake especially. That would be a hoax too far.
      mozzerian <tri935@aol.com> -- Saturday July 14 2001, @08:33AM (#14687)
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        Jesse Christoferson (Score:0)
        Let´s burn all our cds and demand the original master tapes and create one, definitive box set. All the old albums and compilations can go out of print and/or be destroyed by fans who are sick of Morrisey taking his hand out of glove and in to pocketbook.
        Jess Christoferson should be famous. Hip hip!
        Anonymous -- Wednesday July 18 2001, @02:06AM (#14919)
          The Very Worst of the Morrissey (Score:1)
          Re-issue, Re-package... Who doesn't remember the prophetic lyrics ? They just also apply to Morrissey himself !

          It's true that I have never been a Moz solo great fan compared to the Smiths years ; however haven't any of you ever felt HAD when purchasing albums like 'The World of Morrissey', 'Suedehead', or 'My Early Burglary Years' ??? You can't blame record companies only, the prude and innocent and somehow greedy Moz was responsible for them as much as any sick marketing manager.

          The earlier Smiths compilations had a definitely different taste : 'Louder Than Bombs' was meant for the US market, 'The World Won't Listen' (its European twin) contained things that had nerver been on 12" and, of course, 'Hatful of Hollow' was one of the best Smiths albums ever, because it was considered by the band itself like a real Smiths LP after the frustrating production of 'The Smiths'.
          (Please, don't mention 'Best...' and 'Singles', they meant ROI to WEA !)

          Looking back to the golden years, the same singer once said that he would never make a video clip before producing one of the most laughable videotapes of the nineties (remember the guy trying to play bongo in the farm where used to be James Dean !).

          As a conclusion, this kind of comp release is quite sad actually, not only because it's a shame for the artists that are concerned, but also because it reminds you how long it has been since those guys haven't been good enough to produce such good material.

          Yes, I'm sometimes tired of listening to 'Panic' too. But I've been tired of 'Found Found Found' for almost 10 years.
          Retired Whore <{mozzerism} {at} {hotmail.com}> -- Wednesday July 18 2001, @05:07PM (#14936)
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          Sweet F.A.


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