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Haikus for Morrissey
posted by davidt on Friday December 08 2000, @09:00AM

 Started on the guestbook page by thinlizzie: "a haiku has only three lines and special syllable distribution. First line is 5 syllables, second line is 7 syllables, and the third line is 5 syllables. Only 17 total."

haiku for Morrissey:
i got my hair cut
today. a lock could be yours
but you'd never ask.

thinlizzie
(more)

Penned a crappy poem
Reached and put it in your hand
Meant nothing by it

H.O.B. - Las Vegas - 12/21/99


Your fine pompadour
Pomade heavy ascension
Reaching for heaven

In the Interest of Boredom


beyond the glare of
inside lights, my window frames
temporary scenes.

thinlizzie

 
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    Thinlizzie Rocks! (Score:1)
    Who doesnt love thinlizzie's haikus?!? They rock!
    diaboliq -- Friday December 08 2000, @11:10AM (#5590)
    (User #1987 Info)
      Wow! what a good idea... (Score:1)
      This gives new meaning to the phrase "Bizarre Love Triangle" :-\

      I do love the haikus though!
      nate nate fatal nate -- Friday December 08 2000, @11:47AM (#5591)
      (User #1988 Info)
        homage to the East (Score:0)
        Lizzie needs a life
        Those haikus are terrible
        Spare me all the pain
        Anonymous -- Friday December 08 2000, @12:27PM (#5596)
          muck your willy (Score:0)
          Started on the guestbook page by thinlizzie: "a haiku has only three lines and special syllable distribution. First line is 5 syllables, second line is 7 syllables, and the third line is 5 syllables. Only 17 total."

          Talked to me for
          DVD, thanks for the
          paid attention

          MLU for you
          Bully for him, her, or you
          muck your willy

          Anonymous -- Friday December 08 2000, @12:34PM (#5598)
            oops (Score:0)
            "Penned a crappy poem"

            That's six syllables. I thought haikus were supposed to be 5-7-5 ??
            Anonymous -- Friday December 08 2000, @01:13PM (#5599)
            • Re:oops by Anonymous (Score:0) Friday December 08 2000, @02:41PM
              • Re:oops by thinlizzie (Score:1) Friday December 08 2000, @07:11PM
                • Re:oops by Anonymous (Score:0) Monday December 11 2000, @09:56AM
                  • Re:oops by S. Mammoth (Score:1) Monday December 11 2000, @10:44AM
                The Cardinal (Score:0, Troll)
                The Cardinal Waits

                Behind a Crest of Midnight

                Why Dont You Call Me
                giant -- Friday December 08 2000, @01:24PM (#5601)
                (User #430 Info)
                 I Like You
                  Haikus for Morrissey - In the Interest of Him (Score:0)
                  I penned the pompadour haiku out of boredom and vanity. I am secretly (well, now publicly) pleased it was chosen to be part of a main news item on this fabulous website.

                  I would rub myself in peanut butter and shout profanity in a foreign language on a street corner to develop even a faint connection to Morrissey in some way.

                  I thank ThinLizzie for initiating the whole thing.

                  Anonymous -- Friday December 08 2000, @02:51PM (#5605)
                  jamba! (Score:1)
                  Morrissey looks sweet
                  drink a jamba off his chest
                  and then lick the rest
                  KennithMullins -- Saturday December 09 2000, @09:59AM (#5623)
                  (User #1365 Info)
                  • Lambe! by Anonymous (Score:0) Saturday December 09 2000, @10:05PM
                    Hi, Koo! (Score:0)
                    The More You Ignore
                    Me, The Closer I Get, Oh
                    You're Asking For It
                    Anonymous -- Sunday December 10 2000, @09:14AM (#5636)
                    • Re:Hi, Koo! by Anonymous (Score:0) Monday December 11 2000, @02:29PM
                      Whee! (Score:0)
                      Another Sunday -
                      True - I am not Mexican
                      but I do alright
                      Anonymous -- Sunday December 10 2000, @02:08PM (#5645)
                        We're all poets aren't we.. (Score:1)
                        For Morrissey and all beautiful inside people..

                        You Gave me a Voice
                        Speak to me in sweet refrain
                        Hope from my despair

                        Ruffian <aceman@tinyonline.co.uk> -- Monday December 11 2000, @06:52AM (#5660)
                        (User #1813 Info)
                         "In the days when you were hopelessly poor, I just liked you more..."
                          Veamos... (Score:1)
                          ¡Viva Morrissey!
                          La madre que le parió...
                          ¡qué gran artista!
                          Lancaster -- Monday December 11 2000, @06:06PM (#5697)
                          (User #1451 Info)
                           Lancaster, Spanish Mod Sophisticate; A boy in Bush is worth two in the Strand
                            Now this is loyalty (Score:1)
                            Moz dice "¡venid!"
                            y, por él, sus fans todo
                            lo dejan y van.
                            Lancaster -- Monday December 11 2000, @06:24PM (#5700)
                            (User #1451 Info)
                             Lancaster, Spanish Mod Sophisticate; A boy in Bush is worth two in the Strand
                              education in reverse (Score:0)
                              these poems are not haiku because they do not contain reference to a season. this requirement is actually more important than the syllable distribution.

                              i expect more than i should.

                              Anonymous -- Tuesday December 12 2000, @01:42PM (#5732)
                                Before & After Morrissey (Score:0)
                                :(

                                Springtime spent indoors
                                No one comes to call on me
                                Life is very long
                                ______________________
                                :)

                                Save me with your songs
                                All the words you sing ring true
                                Morrissey my love
                                Anonymous -- Tuesday December 12 2000, @03:34PM (#5738)

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