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Misheard Smiths lyrics
posted by davidt on Monday October 30 2000, @10:00AM

 David T (different) writes:

Not as funny as it might be - but I'm sure we can correct that.

Misheard lyrics, The Smiths

 
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    Ha ha (Score:1)
    Well, the misheard lyrics would be clever for Morrissey by today's standards...
    Morrissey Sucks -- Monday October 30 2000, @10:09AM (#3964)
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     Morrissey Sucks (and all is well)!
    • Re:Ha ha by Anonymous (Score:0) Monday October 30 2000, @12:26PM
      don't read this (Score:2, Funny)
      I love peas and hominy, oh and rice, but maybe in the next bowl
      Anonymous -- Monday October 30 2000, @12:28PM (#3980)
        Re:don't read this (Score:2, Funny)
        and .. "there is a wife that never goes out" ...

        or worse: "And now I know how Joan of Arc smelled"

        two attested examples (my mum was getting way to familiar with the Smiths, I guess).

        Cheers,
        AK
        An Klestar -- Monday October 30 2000, @11:14PM (#4037)
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        • Wow my first 2! by Anonymous (Score:0) Tuesday October 31 2000, @01:54PM
          funny (Score:1)
          I must admit it. I too, am guilty of mixing up the lyrics at times. Hopefully not as bad as these characters.

          oops,

          me
          lalo71 -- Monday October 30 2000, @03:16PM (#4001)
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          • Re:funny by Anonymous (Score:0) Monday October 30 2000, @06:13PM
            panic (Score:1, Funny)
            ...hopes may rise in the grass near, but honey pie your not safe here.....
            alcoholic_afternoons -- Monday October 30 2000, @09:25PM (#4030)
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              Always best to read the lyric sheet first . . . (Score:1)
              "Why pamper life's complexities
              When the lad I once knew's on the passenger seat"
              David T (different) -- Tuesday October 31 2000, @01:18AM (#4041)
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                My tape recorder used to be a bit fuzzy (Score:1)
                "Will the world end in the night time ?
                (I really don't know)
                Or will the world end in the day time ?
                (I really don't know)
                And is there any point ever having children ?
                Oh, I don't know
                All I do know . . .
                . . . is well Hey Nonny No"
                David T (different) -- Tuesday October 31 2000, @01:21AM (#4042)
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                  Girlfriend in a coma (Score:1)
                  My brother heard this song on my stereo and sang along with it: ... working in a coalmine ...
                  I know ... I know ... it's serious!!!
                  ps: he was thirtheen and speaks dutch
                  Vincent <alf2nd@yahoo.com> -- Tuesday October 31 2000, @07:21AM (#4049)
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                   Don't rake up my mistakes, I know exactly what they are!
                    Half A Person (Score:1)
                    What in God's name is Morrissey saying on 'Half A Person' when lyrics state "And she wrote to me on the hour"......

                    but all I got was "She wrote to me gully gallwer"

                    Moz cowboy -- Tuesday October 31 2000, @07:52AM (#4052)
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                     "Kissing can be rather tiring...I'd much rather read to you."
                    Sing Your Life! (Score:2, Informative)
                    I was looking for a karaoke CD with MORRISSEY music and stumbled across the following:

                    http://watson.karaoke.com/itemdetail.lasso?id.item=SCG8598

                    So if you're interested in singing,

                    The More you Ignore me The Closer I get

                    Check it out!

                    I'm sure the lyrics will be the right ones this time around. Hope this helps.

                    Sing your life,

                    Lalo
                    lalo71 -- Tuesday October 31 2000, @12:44PM (#4074)
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                      Don't worry, it's just my head that's diseased! (Score:1)
                      I think I saw that site a few years ago -- and they never updated it.

                      Here's what I misheard once: "Although I ended up with syphilis it just wasn't like the old days anymore...Am I still ill?

                      Well, he did sing that he wanted to catch something that he might be ashamed of.
                      Mel Torment -- Tuesday October 31 2000, @01:18PM (#4080)
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                        not a Smiths song, but funny nonetheless.. (Score:1)
                        a friend of mine in high school swore the lyrics to this song were "Senor Life, any fool can think up words that rhyme. Many others do, why don't you, do you want to? Oh, Senor Life,....."
                        nowhere fast -- Tuesday October 31 2000, @04:17PM (#4095)
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                         Women only like me for my mind.
                        misheard lyrics (Score:0)
                        "and the Grease in the hair of the speedway operator is all the training his part requires"

                        which actually isn't a bad lyric in its own right
                        Anonymous -- Wednesday November 01 2000, @04:23AM (#4127)
                          misheard lyric (Score:0)
                          "then you'll see the glass, Teddy Pendegrass"

                          Anonymous -- Wednesday November 01 2000, @04:26AM (#4128)
                            Some that I've heard (Score:1, Funny)
                            the funniest one I've ever heard was what someone once posted on this site:
                            "It took her tattooed boyfriend's broken head
                            to really really open her eyes"

                            and at the smiths convention someone sang:
                            "Sing your life...walk right up to the microphone and dance"

                            and of course: "Now I am a wuss..."

                            "all I'm about to say...some hope and some despair"

                            "books don't save and books aren't standardized"

                            "we hate it when our friends become successful...and if they know that, it makes it even worse"
                            Anonymous -- Thursday November 02 2000, @08:05AM (#4198)
                              And then there's... (Score:0)
                              ..."and when they fall said the priest it's still you i love"...

                              Anonymous -- Friday November 03 2000, @07:36AM (#4265)
                                Romey's faves (Score:1)
                                My favorite misheard lyric is "...and she wrote to me 'cooley dah'" I like the other one, "you are your mother's only son and you are a flatulent one"
                                Jim Rome -- Friday November 03 2000, @09:24AM (#4271)
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                                 Rome's Smack-tionary coming soon....yeah, this time I mean it.
                                  Understood lyrics (Score:1)
                                  Dear Jim,

                                  My favorite lyric is "Bought on stolen wine"

                                  sincerly,

                                  Wade Boggs, Brian Griese, and Darryl Strawberry
                                  Jim Rome -- Friday November 03 2000, @09:28AM (#4272)
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                                   Rome's Smack-tionary coming soon....yeah, this time I mean it.

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