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VH1 "The List" - "Star you'd most like to have sex with"
posted by davidt on Tuesday October 24 2000, @09:00AM

 Todwick writes:

I was sitting in my quarantine (room) this evening when the 7 pm episode of VH1's 'The List' came on. The subject was 'Star you'd most like to have sex with.' (How brazen of the producers to give such a title!) Before asking each faded star of their choices, the show first has a segment in which pedestrians are asked their choices. The third individual questioned replied 'Morrissey because of the whole celibate thing.' And on cue, a clip of "My Love Life" was played and our foppish friend was featured on-screen for all of 3 seconds. Of course, the actual contestants had no such unique tastes and instead filled their ballots with the stars of today's banal pop scene. The winner? The very tawdry Shania Twain. They then played a video of hers and I was given a very nasty eye infection because of it.

 
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    hmmm....Who would I like to have sex with (Score:1)
    I think that Colleen from Survivor is cute. How about that Britney Spears. I also wouldn't mind Charlize Theron. I would probably not decline Madonna's seduction.
    Dagenham Dave -- Tuesday October 24 2000, @09:35AM (#3622)
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      Hmmm....let me think... (Score:1)
      I wouldn't mind Gary Day..
      jezabel_31 -- Tuesday October 24 2000, @10:06AM (#3629)
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       I'm in love for the first time.....and I don't feel bad!
        love-list (Score:0)
        jarvis cocker anyone?
        Anonymous -- Wednesday October 25 2000, @08:19AM (#3702)
          it makes no sense.... (Score:1)
          ok.......so you're telling me that they wanted to have sex with morrissey because he was celibate.....presumably because they felt sorry for him? what sort of excuse is that???? did they feel that they had to justify their slightly leftfield choice? how abou the fact that he's an extremely sexy, intelligent man, hmmmmmm???
          lily -- Thursday October 26 2000, @12:27AM (#3755)
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          tod makes me want to pee (Score:1)
          todwick you nerd. in your (room). lets see the person who i'd most like to give me an eye infection....um.......tammy faye. thats a bad case of pink eye ready to destroy my life.

          Carla
          mymorrissey -- Thursday October 26 2000, @12:08PM (#3771)
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            ...cause they're in such high protein-gland (Score:0)
            brazen producers, _insipidly_ brazen producers, from a _hypocritically_, _insipidly_ brazen country... i am referring of course to America Inc.

            kudos to the original poster. I'm sorry the other respondents didn't respond with the gist of your post in mind.

            Arthur Gordon Pym
            Anonymous -- Thursday October 26 2000, @02:08PM (#3774)
              Shania.....why the heck not (Score:1)
              I wouldn't kick Shania out of bed for eating crackers. Personally, I would prefer a long shower with Sheryl Crow. Something about her....
              Fence -- Friday October 27 2000, @06:46AM (#3796)
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               Heel in the back, size 13
              going mad with stars (Score:1)
              well, I definitely would vote for Beetlegeuse or even Saturn, and why not the Sun? Do you think it could be arranged? The Sun really is a hottie, as you guys know.

              The rest are all just lousy planets. Collections of stardust. Blah.
              An Klestar -- Friday October 27 2000, @07:36AM (#3797)
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