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1. His old band really doesn't know about it, and are being replaced with another group....probably an ugly group he found playing cajun music in some dive in Louisiana.
2. His old band doesn't know about it because Moz decided to sing all of his songs accompanied by a Fisher-Price boom box and a karaoke mic.
3. Morrissey is now doing spoken word.
4. The venues have mistakenly booked Bill Morrissey, twangy folk singer.
5. The band was told to act incredibly dumb about it or Moz would personally hunt them down and use their carcass as a bathmat.