Usually midwestern hipsters fighting over control of an iPod.

Trust me, I've seen it too many times.

I am not sure what to expect out of these DJ nights. Like, what do they play?

I know they were part of the /Greatest Band/ of all time....but it's kind of pathetic to read updates on them on WWW.MORRISSEY-SOLO.COM & especially from all the frustration they have caused to Morrissey.....

too bad its the crappy half

with a car full of

'the sound of the Smiths'

in which Morrissey don't earns a penny, Joyce
got dollareyes already.

money chances everything will be on the setlist,
it's instrumental, so time to sell and a handwriting

some people have got no pride

I am so excited and happy. I hope that this is really the truth that he is Djing, just minutes away from me. Meeting Mr. Gross, it will be so good for him. At least I have the guts to see him DJ in person. I am so excited and happy. You detect some sarcasm here - oh Stop it. Not -- Really.
I love Morrissey -- you, you can’t compete, but try your luck. Shock me.
I’ll be there for Morrissey -- and by the way did you see how adorable Morrissey looks holding this beautiful baby. He is the most wonderful baby and I love him too.

Ta Ta
I want to give this wonderful little baby a rattle...
I'll be wearing the shirt that Morrissey gave to me personally , you know the one, never mind, you will probably want to steal it from me. So I’ll just come up to you and request one of your newer versions of the newer versions of The Smiths songs. I mean it’s not like you don’t have enough of them on hand so it shouldn’t be a problem. I hope that you’re not lying because I am definitely going to the bar.
I will be in the bar ... with my head ... on the bar.

The last place on the website that Mike Gross is supposed to be playing does not acknowledge that any of the pair are playing there. The website says nothing at all. I think this is what I suspected. They should have the decency to write if they are going to DJ or is he just coming to steal more money from the US tour. The last place in the world that I want to be is on 14th street because I hate it downtown and to top it all off I just need to know if Mike Gross is gross and that he is or is not going to be playing new versions of the new versions for Christmas.
The end.