Top 100 Smiths & Morrissey songs, according to the fans
posted by davidt on Friday February 08 2008, @10:00AM

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As voted for by users of this site, and conducted, at length (over the last 9 months) and patiently, by user Houdini.

The Moz/Smiths Top 100, FINAL RESULTS!!

 
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Disgraceful (Score:0)
How come only 29 out of the top 50 are Smiths songs? There should have been at least 40 Smiths songs in the top 50, if not more. Most of Morrissey's solo career has been an embarrassment.
Anonymous -- Friday February 08 2008, @10:43AM (#295301)
  • Re:Disgraceful by uncleskinny (Score:1) Friday February 08 2008, @11:36AM
    • Re:Disgraceful by Anonymous (Score:0) Friday February 08 2008, @12:09PM
      • Re:Disgraceful by gilles27 (Score:1) Friday February 08 2008, @02:12PM
        • Re:Disgraceful by Anonymous (Score:0) Saturday February 09 2008, @02:59AM
    • Re:Disgraceful by houdini72 (Score:1) Saturday February 09 2008, @05:35AM
      Swallowneck's Length (Score:0)
      Alas, poor old Swallowneck never got to consider anyone's length when he reached the end of another weary scan through another tedious news item...
      MarkFromScatter -- Friday February 08 2008, @10:44AM (#295302)
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      If you don't like me, don't look at me...
        well done houdini (Score:1)
        The whole 9 months of polls and discussions has really been enjoyable. It was the first thing I looked at really when coming to the site and I always looked forward to the next one going up.
        Even though my 3 favs, southpaw, pigsty and maudlin street did not fare as well as I think they should have it was still a epic and worth while poll. What will we do next? :)
        vicarinatutugal * -- Friday February 08 2008, @11:25AM (#295316)
        (User #14646 Info)
          My Top 5... (Score:1)
          1. Swallow on My Neck
          2. I Know It's Over
          3. This Charming Man (Peel)
                  Please, Please, Please Let Me...
                  Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now...
          4. William, It Was Really Nothing
          5. Jack the Ripper (2007 US Tour Version)
          dewdrop -- Friday February 08 2008, @07:18PM (#295460)
          (User #2326 Info)
            by morrissey's knee i sat down and wept (Score:1)

            5. now my heart is full
            4. the headmaster ritual
            3. there is a light...
            2. cemetery gates
            1. suffer little children....
            there is not a more heartfelt song since the creation of hearts or song.
            Sumonessweetie -- Friday February 08 2008, @07:28PM (#295461)
            (User #20842 Info)
              The Morrissey/Smiths Top 100 in full (Score:1)
              1) There Is A Light That Never Goes Out (1986)

              2) Everyday Is Like Sunday (1988)
              3) Still Ill (1984)
              4) I Know It’s Over (1986)
              5) Suedehead (1988)
              6) The Queen Is Dead (1986)
              7) Now My Heart Is Full (1994)
              8) Speedway (1994)
              9) This Charming Man (1983)
              10) Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want (1984)

              11) The Headmaster Ritual (1985)
              12) The Last Of The Famous International Playboys (1989)
              13) Rubber Ring (1985)
              14) Why Don’t You Find Out For Yourself (1994)
              15) Panic (1985)
              16) Reel Around The Fountain (1984)
              17) Stop Me If You Think You’ve Heard This One Before (1987)
              18) Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me (1987)
              19) The Boy With The Thorn In His Side (1985)
              20) That Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore (1985)
              21) Hand In Glove (1983)
              22) Bigmouth Strikes Again (1986)
              23) Well I Wonder (1985)
              24) Shoplifters Of The World Unite (1987)
              25) How Soon Is Now? (1984)
              26) Jack The Ripper (1992)
              27) Late Night, Maudlin Street (1988)
              28) Cemetry Gates (1986)
              29) William It Was Really Nothing (1984)
              30) Trouble Loves Me (1997)
              31) Half A Person (1987)
              32) Hairdresser On Fire (1988)
              33) Asleep (1985)
              34) Seasick, Yet Still Docked (1992)
              35) The National Front Disco (1992)
              36) November Spawned A Monster (1990)
              37) Will Never Marry (1988)
              38) I Want The One I Can’t Have (1985)
              39) Nobody Loves Us (1995)
              40) First Of The Gang To Die (2004)
              41) The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get (1994)
              42) Irish Blood, English Heart (2004)
              43) I’ve Changed My Plea To Guilty (1991)
              44) A Rush And A Push And The Land Is Ours (1987)
              45) What Difference Does It Make? (1984)
              46) Handsome Devil (1983)
              47) Sister I’m A Poet (1988)
              48) Girlfriend In A Coma (1987)
              49) Nowhere Fast (1985)
              50) Life Is A Pigsty (2006)

              51) Tomorrow (1992)
              52) Sweet And Tender Hooligan (1987)
              53) Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now (1984)
              54) Piccadilly Palare (1990)
              55) Stretch Out And Wait (1985)
              56) Paint A Vulgar Picture (1987)
              57) Disappointed (1988)
              58) You Just Haven’t Earned It Yet Baby (1987)
              59) Rusholme Ruffians (1985)
              60) I Won’t Share You (1987)
              61) Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others (1986)
              62) Girl Afraid (1984)
              63) You’re Gonna Need Someone On Your Side (1992)
              64) Frankly Mr Shankly (1986)
              65) Sheila Take A Bow (1987)
              66) I Know It’s Gonna Happen Someday (1992)
              67) Suffer Little Children (1984)
              68) This Night Has Opened My Eyes (1984)
              69) Is It Really So Strange? (1987)
              70) What She Said (1985)
              71) Spring-Heeled Jim (1994)
              72) I Started Something I Couldn’t Finish (1987)
              73) Let Me Kiss You (2004)
              74) Back To The Old House (1984)
              75) Unlovable (1986)
              76) The Hand That Rocks The Cradle (1984)
              77) These Things Take Time (1984)
              78) Ask (1986)
              79) I Have Forgiven Jesus (2004)
              80) The Never Played Symphonies (2004)
              81) Pretty Girls Make Graves (1984)
              82) We’ll Let You Know (1992)
              83) Southpaw (1995)
              84) Sunny (1995)
              85) Hold On To Your Friends (1994)
              86) You’ve Got Everything Now (1984)
              87) Alsatian Cousin (1988)
              88) Friday Mourning (2004)
              89) Jeane (1983)
              90) Such A Little Thing Makes Such A Big Difference (1989)
              91) My Love Life (1991)
              92) London (1987)
              93) Barbarism Begins At Home (1985)
              94) I Know Very Well How I Got My Name (1988)
              95) Lost (1997)
              96) I Am Hated For Loving (1994)
              97) I’d Love To (1994)
              98) Maladjusted (1997)
              99) Lifeguard Sleeping, Girl Drowning (1994)
              100) Come Back To Camden (2004)
              houdini72 -- Saturday February 09 2008, @06:14AM (#295508)
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              Uh...did I seeing Sing Your Life in the Top 100? (Score:0)
              I think this poll is a joke if Sing Your Life is not in the top 100. No, its not my favorite song, but lower than Malajusted.

              Please tell me I missed it.
              Anonymous -- Saturday February 09 2008, @05:33PM (#295577)
              But.. (Score:1)
              But what about "Get of the stage" and "Found, Found, Found"?
              Should've been on it. Classic Mozza i say!
              Puppet on string <tweedcoat@hotmail.com> -- Sunday February 10 2008, @04:42AM (#295604)
              (User #2114 Info)
              Everyday I have the blues!
              • Re:But.. by Anonymous (Score:0) Sunday February 10 2008, @05:59AM
                • Re:But.. by Puppet on string (Score:1) Sunday February 10 2008, @09:10AM
                  • Re:But.. by Anonymous (Score:0) Sunday February 10 2008, @09:20AM
                    • Re:But.. by Puppet on string (Score:1) Sunday February 10 2008, @11:03AM
                Top 100 (Score:1)
                Hairdresser on Fire, not in the top ten?????
                muz -- Sunday February 10 2008, @08:36AM (#295619)
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                a disenchanted taste... (Score:1)
                am i the only one saddened by the fact that Trouble Loves Me only made number 30? It's as good as "Now my Heart is Full" and certainly one of his top 5 solo songs...
                MozinYork -- Monday February 11 2008, @10:59AM (#295777)
                (User #14414 Info)
                Genuis! (Score:0)
                Exactly right

                My compliments and profound awe to all involved
                Anonymous -- Monday February 11 2008, @04:57PM (#295830)
                  Best Smiths album (Score:0)
                  From the same source:

                  Smiths-albums:

                  1) The Queen Is Dead, average score: 9,06
                  2) Meat Is Murder, average score: 8,86
                  3) The Smiths, average score: 8,72
                  4) Strangeways, Here We Come, average score: 8,48

                  THE SMITHS: 8,72

                  Best song on 'The Smiths':

                  1) Still Ill 9,57
                  2) Reel Around The Fountain 9,41
                  3) Hand In Glove 9,32
                  4) What Difference Does It Make? 8,96
                  5) Suffer Little Children 8,59
                  6) The Hand That Rocks The Cradle 8,52
                  7) You’ve Got Everything Now 8,49
                  8) Pretty Girls Make Graves 8,48
                  9) I Don’t Owe You Anything 8,09
                  10) Miserable Lie 7,78

                  MEAT IS MURDER: 8,86

                  Best song on 'Meat is Murder':

                  1) The Headmaster Ritual 9,49
                  2) That Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore 9,36
                  3) Well I Wonder 9,30
                  4) I Want The One I Can’t Have 9,02
                  5) Nowhere Fast 8,90
                  6) Rusholme Ruffians 8,76
                  7) What She Said 8,57
                  8) Barbarism Begins At Home 8,34
                  9) Meat Is Murder 8,00

                  THE QUEEN IS DEAD: 9,06

                  Best song on 'The Quaan Is Dead':

                  1) There Is A Light That Never Goes Out 9,89
                  2) I Know It’s Over 9,56
                  3) The Queen Is Dead 9,55
                  4) The Boy With The Thorn In His Side 9,37
                  5) Bigmouth Strikes Again 9,31
                  6) Cemetry Gates 9,24
                  7) Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others 8,76
                  8) Frankly Mr Shankly 8,62
                  9) Never Had No One Ever 8,25
                  10) Vicar In A Tutu 8,05

                  STRANGEWAYS, HERE WE COME: 8,48

                  Best song on 'Strangeways':

                  1) Stop Me If You Think You’ve Heard This One Before 9,40
                  2) Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me 9,39
                  3) A Rush And A Push And The Land Is Ours 8,95
                  4) Girlfriend In A Coma 8,90
                  5) Paint A Vulgar Picture 8,81
                  6) I Won’t Share You 8,72
                  7) I Started Something I Couldn’t Finish 8,56
                  8) Death Of A Disco Dancer 8,02
                  9) Unhappy Birthday 7,62
                  10) Death At One’s Elbow 6,38
                  Anonymous -- Tuesday February 12 2008, @07:15AM (#295879)
                    Best Morrissey album (Score:1, Informative)
                    1) Vauxhall & I, average score: 8,60
                    2) Your Arsenal, average score: 8,43
                    3) Viva Hate, average score: 8,04
                    4) You Are The Quarry, average score: 7,92
                    5) Southpaw Grammar, average score 7,53
                    6) Ringleader Of The Tormentors, average score 7,48
                    7) Kill Uncle, average score: 7,20
                    8) Maladjusted, average score: 7,03

                    VIVA HATE: 8,04

                    1) Everyday Is Like Sunday 9,59
                    2) Suedehead 9,55
                    3) Late Night, Maudlin Street 9,24
                    4) Alsatian Cousin 8,41
                    5) Angel, Angel, Down We Go Together 8,25
                    6) I Don’t Mind If You Forget Me 8,05
                    7) Little Man, What Now? 7,73
                    8) Break Up The Family 7,61
                    9) The Ordinary Boys 7,42
                    10) Bengali In Platforms 7,13
                    11) Dial-A-Cliche 6,90
                    12) Margaret On The Guillotine 6,65

                    KILL UNCLE: 7,20

                    1) Sing Your Life 8,01
                    2) There’s A Place In Hell For Me And My Friends 7,81
                    3) I’m the End Of The Family Line 7,75
                    4) Our Frank 7,74
                    5) Mute Witness 7,70
                    6) Driving Your Girlfriend Home 7,67
                    7) King Leer 7,32
                    8) Asian Rut 6,32
                    9) Found Found Found 5,85
                    10) The Harsh Truth Of The Camera Eye 5,78

                    YOUR ARSENAL: 8,43

                    1) Seasick, Yet Still Docked 9,10
                    2) The National Front Disco 9,09
                    3) Tomorrow 8,87
                    4) You’re Gonna Need Someone On Your Side 8,71
                    5) I Know It’s Gonna Happen Someday 8,60
                    6) We’ll Let You Know 8,46
                    7) We Hate It When Our Friends Become Succesful 8,22
                    8) Glamorous Glue 8,03
                    9) Certain People I Know 7,85
                    10) You’re The One For Me Fatty 7,38

                    VAUXHALL: 8,60

                    1) Now My Heart Is Full 9,55
                    2) Speedway 9,54
                    3) Why Don’t You Find Out For Yourself 9,45
                    4) The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get 8,97
                    5) Spring-Heeled Jim 8,58
                    6) Hold On To Your Friends 8,42
                    7) I Am Hated For Loving 8,33
                    8) Lifeguard Sleeping, Girl Drowning 8,31
                    9) Used To Be A Sweet Boy 7,92
                    10) The Lazy Sunbathers 7,77
                    11) Billy Budd 7,74

                    Southpaw Grammar: 7,53

                    1) Southpaw 8,44
                    2) Reader Meet Author 8,13
                    3) The Boy Racer 7,97
                    4) The Teachers Are Afraid Of The Pupils 7,65
                    5) The Operation 7,33
                    6) Do Your Best and Don’t Worry 7,30
                    7) Dagenham Dave 6,81
                    8) Best Friend On The Payroll 6,57

                    MALADJUSTED: 7,03

                    1) Trouble Loves Me 9,14
                    2) Maladjusted 8,32
                    3) Alma Matters 7,95
                    4) Satan Rejected My Soul 7,86
                    5) Wide To Receive 7,26
                    6) Roy’s Keen 6,85
                    7) Ammunition 6,75
                    8) Ambitious Outsiders 6,36
                    9) He Cried 6,26
                    10) Sorrow Will Come In The End 5,50
                    11) Papa Jack 5,05

                    You Are The Quarry: 7,92

                    1) First Of The Gang To Die 9,00
                    2) Irish Blood, English Heart 8,97
                    3) Let Me Kiss You 8,54
                    4) I Have Forgiven Jesus 8,47
                    5) Come Back To Camden 8,37
                    6) The World Is Full Of Crashing Bores 8,13
                    7) You Know I Couldn’t Last 8,01
                    8) I’m Not Sorry 7,85
                    9) I Like You 7,83
                    10) How Can Anybody Possibly Know How I Feel? 7,31
                    11) America Is Not The World 6,44
                    12) All The Lazy Dykes 6,11

                    Ringleader Of The Tormentors: 7,48

                    1) Life Is A Pigsty 8,92
                    2) You Have Killed Me 8,14
                    3) Dear God, Please Help Me 7,69
                    4) In The Future When All’s Well 7,66
                    5) I Will See You In Far Off Places 7,63
                    6) I’ll Never Be Anybody’s Hero Now 7,63
                    7) To Me You Are A Work Of Art 7,45
                    8) The Youngest Was The Most Loved 7,30
                    9) I Just Want To See The Boy Happy 7,17
                    10) On The Streets I Ran 6,99
                    11) At Last I Am Born 6,67
                    12) The Father Who Must Be Killed 6,51
                    Anonymous -- Tuesday February 12 2008, @07:18AM (#295880)


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