it is sad i actually read this stupid ass post. i guess i really have nothing better to do, and that is sad too.

What an utter twat this goon is. Oh, and it's 'Steven'.

. . . sounds over-stimulated. But then, I guess he is about to look at Morrissey's very own house.

your so cheap you wash your used condoms :>)

What a foul language this guy speaks. I guess I have to enroll in a dirty language course to brush up my skills. Nicest pick: his trousers open, with him literally pissing in the toilet. Makes up for a tremendous slide show, I'm impressed. I just don't want to see him in the shower... I don't think I can handle this form of art yet.

I saw this early this summer and I'm way late to the game... why is this on our news page?

I got a little creeped out when I read that the guy touched the toilet seat and got excited about the thought that Morrissey's butt was there.

I guess I shouldn't talk because I asked to touch another dude's hand when I was 17 because he said he touched Morrissey at Irvine Meadows the night before.

Next time, use the piece of TP and wipe the seat.

... please help him.

What a c**t

Is he the lead singer of The Magic Numbers? Definitely looks like him, the sad bastard.

Okay, the dude's language is a little fruity, but as a Dagenham girl, it's not something I am unused to and it does seem rather fashionable to pepper one's prose with obscenities these days.

I thought it was quite an amusing story, though I wouldn't have necessarily been so excited by the thought of defecating in the toilet had I been in his place. I can't imagine any of us would have turned down the opportunity to visit the former house of Morrissey, and I was very pleased to note he listed the other occupants of the house too - at least he bothered to do his research.

I visit a lot of houses, I belong to The National Trust. Houses retain an element of character from each owner, but generally only when furniture has been left behind. The discovery of the rusty cat thing in the garden was exciting - it probably did belong to Moz, and the crest would be a fantastic bit of historical architecture.

Instead of slating the guy, I salute his bravado for going there.

And as for peeing over the toilet - it made me laugh. We need to remember, Morrissey hasn't set foot in that house for quite a long time now, so he wont exactly care, and so what if he spelt the name wrong?

We need to take our heads out of our behinds once in a while (to let the sun out) and realise, Morrissey is only human, people spell my name wrong all the time but I don't call them a moron for doing it!

Can't we just learn to laugh at ourselves a little more?

Why have you given this hideous fat vulgar pig publicity? The article is just vile and offensive and I don't know why you don't just change the name of this place to ''I hate Morrissey'' because it's quite obvious that you do.

Crass and moronic at every level.

S-T-A-L-K-E-R.
Have a long talk with your parents... Consult your spiritual advisor... book some quality therapy time.
In anycase, get some help.
Fast.

...to describe their actions. I say this article should be removed from this site. Any seconds?

Morrissey left L.A. in 2005, so if this article is fairly recent that would mean the house hasn't sold in over 2 years of being on the market. Maybe that hot-shot realtor isn't as great as he thinks he is...

but that guy seems a little confused. first he goes to lengths to visit moz' house, and using his toilet, touching things he knows moz has touched, etc. etc......and then he talks about "obsessive stalker fans" and how he's not one? okay...

Props to him! He got to see inside of Mozzy's home. I would have been in awe just like writer. Too bad he didn't steal the iron cat sculpture. What most caught my attention in the article was the view of the outside from the shower. Had I known this before, I would have been lurking in the bushes, popping my head out to catch a glimpse of Mozzy's naked body. Now that will never happen.

What a nasty ass fuck head. FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!
What disrespect to another human being!
Someone he cares to fucking love too.
Nasty human!!!!!!!!

He still lives in LA. Period. He has not been to Rome for a long long time.

And I'm not talking about Mike Joyce...

anybody with a waistline that big is nothing but a greedy gluttonous vile ball of lasrd. anybody with a waistline measuring more than size 35 should be snuffed out.

This article is awsome! I'm jealous

And I will forever hate that lardy bastard for getting his knob out on camera.

all you people are way too fucken serious!!!
with ur god damn morrissey fan clubs!!!
The Front Row in Atlantic City looked like a god damn PTA meeting!

Cheers to a well written, droll, naughty, filthy, good-humored, allusive, and playful article. Author Dave Carnie writes brilliantly; he has an sharp style that just happens to indulge in silly scatological toying -- which, delightfully, takes the piss (hee hee) out of over-serious fans and moribund detractors alike.

The article does exactly what it means to do: irreverently and lovingly approaches Morrissey (and his relics) with a fresh eye. It’s not the usual panegyric, nor the usual slander. It’s a bauble, and an intelligent one.

And for those who believe themselves above general naughtiness -- know that your idol (and mine) has done much over the years for the causes of sexual debauchery, unexpected cursing, and the joy of filth. Critics, please grow up and be immature.