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Richard & Judy criticize Morrissey stance on Animal Rights
posted by davidt on Sunday June 04 2006, @09:00AM

 almareallymatters writes:
In their regular weekly column in the Daily Express (Saturday June 3rd) "Britains Best-Loved Husband And Wife Team" have labelled Morrissey "insufferable" following the comments he made at his recent Oxford gig. Here are a couple of excerpts,

"It is puffed-up prats such as Morrissey who have succeeded in turning public opinion so decisively against the animal rights movement. People know vainglorious, strutting humbug when they hear it. Morrissey is about as likely to "get" a medical researcher as is Danny La Rue"

"As for Morrissey- well, here's a challenge, mate. You nip down to Seville and step between a matador and a bull and I will listen to the whole of your last album through headphones. I know one of us is far likelier to expire than the other but I'm willing to take the risk"

 
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wait a minute... (Score:0)
erm... its richard and judy.... enough said.
Anonymous -- Sunday June 04 2006, @09:11AM (#223137)
    Go get em Mozzer! (Score:0)
    Dedicate "shoplifiters..." to Richard at the next gig Moz ;)
    Anonymous -- Sunday June 04 2006, @09:13AM (#223138)
    they are friends with! (Score:0)
    Richard and Judy are bezzer mates with Anthony H Wilson by the way, thought that might add perspective.
    Anonymous -- Sunday June 04 2006, @09:16AM (#223141)
      Don't you mean Punch & Judy... (Score:1)
      A pair of mindless Puppets
      vegetarian ray -- Sunday June 04 2006, @09:43AM (#223145)
      (User #15435 Info)
      Spineless smug prattle (Score:0)
      Richard lambasts Morrissey's comments for stoking the fires up in the Animal Rights issue. Yet Madley is hardly equipped to talk knock someone else for ill-advised comments - he has made a career out of it whether he knows it or not. He is a walking car crash.

      Him and his wife represent that middle-englishness that needs to be flushed down the toilet - That cosy little Princess Di grieving- GMTV-Fiona-fucking-Philips-Ross Kemp is such a great actor-rubbish that has taken the testicles out of millions of impressionable television viewers.

      Everyone is entitled to an opinion...but some are best suited on keeping schtum on certain issues...and that includes Madley and his wife on practically every topic. Morons.
      Anonymous -- Sunday June 04 2006, @09:46AM (#223146)
      Where's Shakey Stevens when you need him? (Score:0)
      and search that guy on the way out...a bit sticky fingered at the wine section.
      Anonymous -- Sunday June 04 2006, @09:50AM (#223148)
        a thief and a drunk (Score:0)
        Richard Madley = Professional buffoon, amateur shoplifter, inspiration for 'Alan Partridge' and National joke figure.

        Judy = Embarrassing old drunk unable to keep her flabby breasts under control. Shakes like a meths drinking old wino in a shaking compatition. Maried to the absurd Richard Madley.

        A pair of past-their-sell-by-date imbeciles with opinions to match.
        Anonymous -- Sunday June 04 2006, @10:00AM (#223153)
        I dont understand (Score:1)
        I dont speak ENGLISH. Hu cares abut this fuck!!!
        tenderliz -- Sunday June 04 2006, @10:22AM (#223165)
        (User #11301 Info)
        dick and prudy (Score:1, Informative)
        comments.rj@cactustv.co.uk

        Thats the richard and judy e-mail address if anyone would like to drop them a line!
        i have. its great to get things off your chest!!
        That pompous tosser will rue the day!!!!!!!!!!
        Anonymous -- Sunday June 04 2006, @11:04AM (#223180)
        Utter fools (Score:0)
        What the hell has stepping between a Matador and a bull got to do with it? These two have spoken crap for years at least they are not on my TV anymore I would rather watch Paul'o Grady.
        Anonymous -- Sunday June 04 2006, @11:49AM (#223206)
          I'll never forgive Morrissey (Score:1)
          My real name is Richard Finnegan. Morrissey promised that we'd unite and take over! I started nicking wine from my local Safeways because of Moz. Look at me now - I've turned into a self-satisfied, smug, middle-class twat since I was caught shoplifting. He never mentioned that in the song.
          English Martyr -- Sunday June 04 2006, @12:05PM (#223216)
          (User #655 Info | http://website.lineone.net/~smilingontim/timstwin.htm )
          Richard and Judy (Score:0)
          Richard and Judy recently had Laurie pycroft on their show, they must clearly be pro vivesection.
          Anonymous -- Sunday June 04 2006, @12:12PM (#223218)
            Oh i'm fuming (Score:0)
            Shirtlifters of the world, lube up and bend over.

            Richard, I know YOU or your researchers or even your overly posh, royalty like children are reading this so take note. I am going to suffer your incredibly tedious TV programme and watch you like a fucking hawk. Just watch what you say because any indescretion will be reported to OFCOM, pompous twat.
            Anonymous -- Sunday June 04 2006, @01:46PM (#223247)
            Moz was long ready for 'em! (Score:1)
            From the interview on the ringleaderofthetormentors1972 blogsite:

            "Will you ever retire?
            M: I retired from human life long, long ago. Will I retire from singing? Only if Richard and Judy go through a messy divorce and someone makes me a very, very good offer to take over."

            goinghome -- Sunday June 04 2006, @02:13PM (#223263)
            (User #12673 Info)
            Disgusting (Score:1)
            Just disgusting
            heatrowguy -- Sunday June 04 2006, @02:17PM (#223265)
            (User #14520 Info)
            • Re:Disgusting by Anonymous (Score:0) Sunday June 04 2006, @02:19PM
              • Re:Disgusting by heatrowguy (Score:1) Monday June 05 2006, @08:12AM
              Pathetic! (Score:0)
              HE makes a remark like that and we get 28 comments?

              I think Richtard will be happy with that. Validation if you will.

              Keane sell 5.2 MILLION copies of their album. Moz 100,000? What the hell is going on?
              Anonymous -- Sunday June 04 2006, @02:43PM (#223275)
              • Re:Pathetic! by Anonymous (Score:0) Sunday June 04 2006, @11:06PM
                • Re:Pathetic! by Anonymous (Score:0) Monday June 05 2006, @02:51AM
                As a Yank... (Score:0)
                I have no idea who the people mentioned in these comments (other than Moz, of course) are.
                Anonymous -- Sunday June 04 2006, @07:32PM (#223328)
                  Judy must be pro-vivisection (Score:1)
                  They test the pills she takes for her nerves on animals. She takes them with gin.

                  Good to see she set her seal pups free at that award ceremony though. A nation turned its back and gagged (sorry!)

                  Richard and Judy hating Morrisseys work is like a standing ovation for him and his work. More please.

                  R&J are spineless fuckers tough- whilst Pete Burns was in BB they slagged him off mercilessly- then when he was on their show they were nice as pie to his face.

                  They exemplify that Mary Whitehouse kind of 'behind net curtains'disapproval. Twats. They'll probably campaign for Morrisseys back catalogue to be banned next.

                  Also why is someone as camp as Richard Madeley so homophobic? Hes closer to Danny La Rue than Mozzer is.
                  Strutting Rooster -- Sunday June 04 2006, @10:00PM (#223339)
                  (User #15031 Info | http://www.facebook.com/struttingrooster )
                    Rich is a Cnut! ok now Dicky? Read this u prick! (Score:0)
                    What's going on? The nation is packed with morons of the Richard and Judy ilk - that's what's going on. That's why soap operas are still popular. It's why Westlife are millionaires. It's why Sharon Osbourne is known. It's why Trevor McDonald is regarded as a man with talent. It's why Dire Straits would still pack stadiums around the globe if they played again. Yes! The world is full of crashing bores!!! Yawn, wait...where's me wine?
                    Anonymous -- Sunday June 04 2006, @11:10PM (#223341)
                    A Unintended Slight (Score:1)
                    Richard still hasen't got over taking "Shoplifters of the World Unite" literally.

                    (He was arrested fror shoplifting several years ago).

                    His wife still feels rejected after putting on 17 stone in a vain attempt to win over Morrissey's affections after hearing "You're the One for Me, Fatty", which SHE took literally.

                    Obviously, one needs to take the social commentary of two daytime tv show presenters REALLY seriously.

                    Hmmm.
                    kissmyshades -- Monday June 05 2006, @12:28AM (#223347)
                    (User #12542 Info)
                      Get your tits out for the lads! (Score:1)
                      This is the same Judy Finnigan who got her saggy jugs out on childrens national television.

                      Dappy slag.

                      HeHeHaHaHeHe Im going crazy I tell ya! crazy!
                      memphis <stueynik@hotmail.com> -- Monday June 05 2006, @01:05AM (#223360)
                      (User #2515 Info)
                       'You don't know the power in what I'm saying' x
                      foot in mouth disease (Score:0)
                      If you look vainglorious up in the dictionary its definitions include cheesy tv hack richard madeley.
                      I wonder if any of his ridiculous offspring are at or have been to oxford university. before they get an easy ride into some cushy tv production company. maybe they would care to volunteer for live tv human vivesection, channel 4 tea time! madeley would still get there names wrong and ask a list of embarrassing inane questions
                      everything the guy says is motivated by self interest. he's a joke and as for her, well where do you start.
                      Anonymous -- Monday June 05 2006, @03:03AM (#223389)
                        Readership (Score:0)
                        Don't forget it will only be Daily Express readers that will see this article
                        Anonymous -- Monday June 05 2006, @07:54AM (#223446)
                          Richard and Judy!!! Whatever (Score:0)
                          Richard and Judy are overpaid idiots...Shut the Fuck up!
                          Anonymous -- Monday June 05 2006, @08:27AM (#223453)

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