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Oscar Wilde action figure
posted by davidt on Monday October 17 2005, @12:00PM

 moho writes:
I just bought one of these. I don't know if Morrissey has one, and I wonder what he would do with it if he did!

Oscar Wilde Action Figure
Oscar Wilde was a writer and lecturer of great accomplishment, but he is most famous for his comedic plays, quick wit and eccentric dress. This 5-1/4" tall, hard vinyl action figure is dressed for a party where Wilde will quickly cut all those around him to pieces with barbed witticisms. Removable cane included!

 
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top of the xmas list this year??! (Score:1)
that's grotesque, it looks like willy wonka
poor Oscar will be turning in his grave
xXx_Mrs_Moz_xXx -- Monday October 17 2005, @12:07PM (#181848)
(User #14395 Info | http://www.camdram.net/shows/06/evening_with_gary_lineker )
 "The Earl of Sandwich invented the sandwich, Samuel Morse invented the Morse Code & Plato invented the plate"
"Wilde to receive" ? (Score:0)
Oscar Wilde being labelled "Hard Vinyl Action Figure".

Interesting.

"Survival of the fittest" is a lie. Only fools conceived this puppet.

Anonymous -- Monday October 17 2005, @12:37PM (#181862)
    must have (Score:1)
    woo hoo it will go completely well with my morrissey and johnny action figures! ha!

    course after all that I may need to buy the freud action figure XD
    WhyteGrrrl <WhyteGrrrl@gmail.com> -- Monday October 17 2005, @12:57PM (#181870)
    (User #13540 Info | http://www.alainmatters.com/ )
     No One Can Hold A Candle To You
    • Re:must have by mrRoboto (Score:1) Monday October 17 2005, @01:41PM
      • Re:must have by The Cat's Mother (Score:1) Tuesday October 18 2005, @10:50AM
        • Re:must have by WhyteGrrrl (Score:1) Tuesday October 18 2005, @01:59PM
          • Re:must have by The Cat's Mother (Score:1) Tuesday October 18 2005, @11:34PM
            • Re:must have by WhyteGrrrl (Score:1) Wednesday October 19 2005, @02:23AM
              • Re:must have by The Cat's Mother (Score:1) Wednesday October 19 2005, @08:58AM
                • Re:must have by WhyteGrrrl (Score:1) Wednesday October 19 2005, @10:00AM
        wilde is on mine (Score:1)
        i see it has bendable knees.
        featherweight -- Monday October 17 2005, @01:38PM (#181874)
        (User #6542 Info)
          This site's hilarious (Score:0)
          I want the John Paul II talking action figure. I wonder what he says?
          Anonymous -- Monday October 17 2005, @02:04PM (#181880)
          *Gasp* (Score:1)
          . . . actually I'm strangely tempted to buy one of those.

          *engages in puritanical inner struggle . . . and loses dismally*

          It's no good, I'm just too charmed. It will look sumptuous on the hearth.
          Poppycocteau <celticcurls_4@hotmail.com> -- Monday October 17 2005, @02:20PM (#181883)
          (User #9489 Info)
           We are ugly but we have the music
          • Re: *Gasp* by khughes (Score:1) Tuesday October 18 2005, @08:47AM
          Wilde Awake in America (Score:0)
          grave empty, spotted in NY
          Anonymous -- Monday October 17 2005, @02:38PM (#181886)
          I like this one as well (Score:1)
          Einstein [entertainmentearth.com]
          realitybites -- Monday October 17 2005, @08:41PM (#181952)
          (User #13041 Info | http://www.myspace.com/jehne )
            this thing looks like .. (Score:0)
            Johnathon Ross!!!
            Anonymous -- Tuesday October 18 2005, @06:15AM (#182015)
            Plastic Aesthetes (Score:1)
            This will join my Edgar Allan Poe non-action figure. Just add Keats and Edward Gorey, and you have a new Fantastic Four.
            Anaesthesine -- Tuesday October 18 2005, @06:25AM (#182019)
            (User #14203 Info)
             If Moz did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
            I bought one (Score:1)
            and it ran away with my Artful Dodger action figure. boo hoo
            artful dodger * -- Tuesday October 18 2005, @09:28AM (#182043)
            (User #13974 Info | http://www.myspace.com/wallieworld )
             and as for me, I stand with the tribe of Morrissey.
            Oscar Would Take Umbrage... (Score:1)
            as he would have never referred to himself as an "action figure":

            Action is limited and relative. Unlimited and absolute is the vision of one who sits at ease and watches, who walks in loneliness and dreams.

            Concidentally, I am able to refer to above quote as I have this particular quote matted and framed as it sits beside me near my computer.

            Well done, though, Moho - it's nice to see a topic related to Oscar the day after the annvy. of his birthday!! :)
            J. Razor -- Tuesday October 18 2005, @01:23PM (#182078)
            (User #724 Info)
             I'm Alone
              interesting (Score:0)
              the manufacturer's text reads: "removable cape included".

              I'd rather remove the head though.
              Of the company, I mean.
              Anonymous -- Wednesday October 19 2005, @05:14AM (#182167)
                "Wild" Oscar (Score:1)
                One of the more witty porn star names I've seen is Wild Oscar, second place goes to Peter North.
                Exchanging Palare -- Wednesday October 19 2005, @06:34PM (#182282)
                (User #12887 Info)
                  how anatomically correct is this? (Score:0)
                  and true to history:

                  does it also have expandable butt-cheeks?!
                  Anonymous -- Saturday October 22 2005, @04:28PM (#182516)

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