Oscar Wilde action figure

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posted by davidt on Monday October 17 2005, @12:00PM

moho writes:

I just bought one of these. I don't know if Morrissey has one, and I wonder what he would do with it if he did!

Oscar Wilde Action Figure
Oscar Wilde was a writer and lecturer of great accomplishment, but he is most famous for his comedic plays, quick wit and eccentric dress. This 5-1/4" tall, hard vinyl action figure is dressed for a party where Wilde will quickly cut all those around him to pieces with barbed witticisms. Removable cane included!

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top of the xmas list this year??! (Score:1)

that's grotesque, it looks like willy wonka
poor Oscar will be turning in his grave

xXx_Mrs_Moz_xXx -- Monday October 17 2005, @12:07PM (#181848)
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"The Earl of Sandwich invented the sandwich, Samuel Morse invented the Morse Code & Plato invented the plate"
- Re:top of the xmas list this year??! by Anonymous (Score:0) Monday October 17 2005, @12:38PM
"Wilde to receive" ? (Score:0)

Oscar Wilde being labelled "Hard Vinyl Action Figure".

Interesting.

"Survival of the fittest" is a lie. Only fools conceived this puppet.

Anonymous -- Monday October 17 2005, @12:37PM (#181862)
must have (Score:1)

woo hoo it will go completely well with my morrissey and johnny action figures! ha!

course after all that I may need to buy the freud action figure XD

WhyteGrrrl <[email protected]> -- Monday October 17 2005, @12:57PM (#181870)
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No One Can Hold A Candle To You
- Re:must have by mrRoboto (Score:1) Monday October 17 2005, @01:41PM
- Re:must have by The Cat's Mother (Score:1) Tuesday October 18 2005, @10:50AM
  - Re:must have by WhyteGrrrl (Score:1) Tuesday October 18 2005, @01:59PM
    - Re:must have by The Cat's Mother (Score:1) Tuesday October 18 2005, @11:34PM
      - Re:must have by WhyteGrrrl (Score:1) Wednesday October 19 2005, @02:23AM
        Re:must have by The Cat's Mother (Score:1) Wednesday October 19 2005, @08:58AM
        Re:must have by WhyteGrrrl (Score:1) Wednesday October 19 2005, @10:00AM
wilde is on mine (Score:1)

i see it has bendable knees.

featherweight -- Monday October 17 2005, @01:38PM (#181874)
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This site's hilarious (Score:0)

I want the John Paul II talking action figure. I wonder what he says?

Anonymous -- Monday October 17 2005, @02:04PM (#181880)
- Re:This site's hilarious by Anonymous (Score:0) Tuesday October 18 2005, @11:17AM
*Gasp* (Score:1)

. . . actually I'm strangely tempted to buy one of those.

*engages in puritanical inner struggle . . . and loses dismally*

It's no good, I'm just too charmed. It will look sumptuous on the hearth.

Poppycocteau -- Monday October 17 2005, @02:20PM (#181883)
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We are ugly but we have the music
- Re: *Gasp* by khughes (Score:1) Tuesday October 18 2005, @08:47AM
  - Re: *Gasp* by Poppycocteau (Score:1) Tuesday October 18 2005, @10:03AM
    - Re: *Gasp* by khughes (Score:1) Wednesday October 19 2005, @04:25AM
      - Re: *Gasp* by Poppycocteau (Score:1) Wednesday October 19 2005, @12:06PM
        Re: *Gasp* by khughes (Score:1) Thursday October 20 2005, @12:29AM
  - Get A Life, Inc. by J. Razor (Score:1) Tuesday October 18 2005, @01:27PM
    - Re:Get A Life, Inc. by Poppycocteau (Score:1) Wednesday October 19 2005, @02:25AM
      - Re:Get A Life, Inc. by J. Razor (Score:1) Wednesday October 19 2005, @11:58AM
        Re:Get A Life, Inc. by goinghome (Score:1) Friday October 21 2005, @11:12AM
        Re:Get A Life, Inc. by J. Razor (Score:1) Saturday October 22 2005, @12:36PM
Wilde Awake in America (Score:0)

grave empty, spotted in NY

Anonymous -- Monday October 17 2005, @02:38PM (#181886)
- Re:Then he must be a new york doll by Anonymous (Score:0) Monday October 17 2005, @02:41PM
I like this one as well (Score:1)

Einstein [entertainmentearth.com]

realitybites -- Monday October 17 2005, @08:41PM (#181952)
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this thing looks like .. (Score:0)

Johnathon Ross!!!

Anonymous -- Tuesday October 18 2005, @06:15AM (#182015)
- Re:this thing looks like .. by Poppycocteau (Score:1) Tuesday October 18 2005, @06:26AM
- Re: Got there before me by Mozzersgirl (Score:1) Tuesday October 18 2005, @12:15PM
  - Re: Got there before me by Poppycocteau (Score:1) Wednesday October 19 2005, @12:15PM
Plastic Aesthetes (Score:1)

This will join my Edgar Allan Poe non-action figure. Just add Keats and Edward Gorey, and you have a new Fantastic Four.

Anaesthesine -- Tuesday October 18 2005, @06:25AM (#182019)
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If Moz did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
- Re:Plastic Aesthetes by Poppycocteau (Score:1) Tuesday October 18 2005, @10:52AM
  - Re:Plastic Aesthetes by Anaesthesine (Score:1) Tuesday October 18 2005, @08:02PM
I bought one (Score:1)

and it ran away with my Artful Dodger action figure. boo hoo

artful dodger -- Tuesday October 18 2005, @09:28AM (#182043)
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and as for me, I stand with the tribe of Morrissey.
- okay, I found them by artful dodger (Score:1) Tuesday October 18 2005, @11:24AM
Oscar Would Take Umbrage... (Score:1)

as he would have never referred to himself as an "action figure":

Action is limited and relative. Unlimited and absolute is the vision of one who sits at ease and watches, who walks in loneliness and dreams.

Concidentally, I am able to refer to above quote as I have this particular quote matted and framed as it sits beside me near my computer.

Well done, though, Moho - it's nice to see a topic related to Oscar the day after the annvy. of his birthday!! :)

J. Razor -- Tuesday October 18 2005, @01:23PM (#182078)
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I'm Alone
interesting (Score:0)

the manufacturer's text reads: "removable cape included".

I'd rather remove the head though.
Of the company, I mean.

Anonymous -- Wednesday October 19 2005, @05:14AM (#182167)
"Wild" Oscar (Score:1)

One of the more witty porn star names I've seen is Wild Oscar, second place goes to Peter North.

Exchanging Palare -- Wednesday October 19 2005, @06:34PM (#182282)
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how anatomically correct is this? (Score:0)

and true to history:

does it also have expandable butt-cheeks?!

Anonymous -- Saturday October 22 2005, @04:28PM (#182516)

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