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F*ck The NME with new Morrissey story - "Morrissey back with new album "

posted by davidt on Saturday July 02 2005, @10:00AM

Strandtown Sam writes:

NME spoof site F*ck The NME has another Moz story!

SHOPPERS OF THE WORLD UNITE

Morrissey is back with a brand new album!

'The Best Of Morrissey Live At Earl's Court' will be a compilation of the best tracks from his recently released 'Live At Earl's Court' CD, the 'Who Put The M In Manchester' DVD, and the accompanying single CD, maxi CD and DVD single. The final tracklisting looks like this:

Don't Make Fun Of Daddy's Girdle

Don't Put The Knife In The Butter Until You've Cut The Cheese

Elvis '68 Comeback Special

Messageboard Hatecrime Incident

There Is A Man That Never Goes Out

You Don't Have To Be Mad To Work Here (But It Helps)

Satan Has Forgiven Jesus

Frankly My Dear, That Dress Is A Little Unbecoming

This Charming Man

I Am The Ressurrection

'The Best Of Morrissey Live At Earl's Court' will be released on July 18th, and followed-up the week later by a deluxe double-package featuring a bonus CD of b-sides and hilarious home footage of Morrissey singing in the shower.

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as much as i love morrissey........ (Score:1)

that is funny

xXx_Mrs_Moz_xXx -- Saturday July 02 2005, @10:28AM (#169411)
(User #14395 Info | http://www.camdram.net/shows/06/evening_with_gary_lineker )
"The Earl of Sandwich invented the sandwich, Samuel Morse invented the Morse Code & Plato invented the plate"

Re:as much as i love morrissey........ by Troy's Keen (Score:1) Saturday July 02 2005, @10:38AM
- Re:as much as i love morrissey........ by lg (Score:1) Saturday July 02 2005, @10:37PM

Elvis '68 Comeback really hits home! (Score:0)

I thought along the same lines.
Many of his actions on the last tour reminded me of Elvis ...

Only he does it far better.

Anonymous -- Saturday July 02 2005, @11:48AM (#169424)

Re:Elvis '68 Comeback really hits home! by chrisarclark (Score:1) Saturday July 02 2005, @05:20PM

really.. (Score:1)

What a load of old trout this is.

dallowbat -- Saturday July 02 2005, @10:41PM (#169517)
(User #14401 Info)

Amateur comedy night (Score:1)

I thought the "spoof" format died out with Mad Magazine in the 70s. If it didn't, it should have.

Morrissey's answers to lame questions from journalists is all the humour I need!

king leer * -- Saturday July 02 2005, @10:46PM (#169518)
(User #80 Info)

I like it... (Score:1)

cool site. NME needs to be taken down a peg or too, and the Moz bashing is funny and light-hearted.

MyMelody -- Sunday July 03 2005, @04:01AM (#169539)
(User #2329 Info | http://lightupvirginmary.blogspot.com/ )
...don't make fun of me later... cos I'm just lost...

Messageboard Hatecrime Incident (Score:1, Funny)

OMG ! have they been reading the board on here? To fucking funny.

Anonymous -- Sunday July 03 2005, @11:26AM (#169581)

thought of the day (Score:1)

"featuring a bonus CD of b-sides and hilarious home footage of Morrissey singing in the shower."
come on, admit it, how many of you would pay to see this
- i'm putting my hand up

xXx_Mrs_Moz_xXx -- Sunday July 03 2005, @03:20PM (#169625)
(User #14395 Info | http://www.camdram.net/shows/06/evening_with_gary_lineker )
"The Earl of Sandwich invented the sandwich, Samuel Morse invented the Morse Code & Plato invented the plate"

Re:thought of the day by kissmyshades (Score:1) Tuesday July 05 2005, @01:02AM
- Re:thought of the day by xXx_Mrs_Moz_xXx (Score:1) Tuesday July 05 2005, @12:35PM
  - Re:thought of the day by kissmyshades (Score:1) Wednesday July 06 2005, @11:11AM

This is spot on (Score:1)

All those re releases and live albums stank, i have every 'proper release' moz has put out, why do i need poxy live versions. I have better things to spend my money on.

let the baiting continue

gluejj -- Monday July 04 2005, @05:41AM (#169701)
(User #13322 Info)

Re:This is spot on by Anonymous (Score:0) Tuesday July 05 2005, @08:55AM

Re:Fuck Off! (Score:0)

Oh it is funny in a funny kind of way.

He relly lived up to the Elvis comeback..now admit it.

Anonymous -- Saturday July 02 2005, @12:49PM (#169438)

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It was that.. by Hello Indie (Score:1) Saturday July 02 2005, @12:58PM

Re:Calm down (Score:0, Redundant)

Now THAT's going all the way!
Hope you feel better soon.
I wonder could we start a petition to lift the embargo on your 2 per night postings, as you've been such a good boy?! Anyone else agree?

goinghome -- Saturday July 02 2005, @02:14PM (#169456)
(User #12673 Info)

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Re:Calm down by Anonymous (Score:0) Saturday July 02 2005, @07:01PM
Re:Calm down by Anonymous (Score:0) Sunday July 03 2005, @11:46AM
- Re:Calm down by goinghome (Score:1) Sunday July 03 2005, @12:51PM

Re:Calm down (Score:0)

assuming you would know all about genital warts you freak.

nice to hear you've been neutered...

now piss off.

Anonymous -- Sunday July 03 2005, @10:05PM (#169645)

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Re:Calm down by Meatfreecotter (Score:0) Tuesday July 05 2005, @04:17AM
- Re:Calm down by goinghome (Score:1) Tuesday July 05 2005, @11:45AM
  - Re:Calm down by Anonymous (Score:0) Thursday July 07 2005, @05:12PM
    - Re:Calm down by goinghome (Score:1) Friday July 08 2005, @02:26PM
- Re:Calm down by Anonymous (Score:0) Tuesday July 05 2005, @03:12PM

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