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Crotch flower on eBay
posted by davidt on Wednesday May 05 2004, @12:00PM

 An anonymous person writes:

take a look at this...

MORRISSEY (From The Smiths) Crotch Flower! (Lilac)
From Morrissey's Concert @ Apollo in NYC May 3, 2004
Starting bid: US $350.00


 
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    doubtful (Score:1)
    how did this not get torn to shreds? at every wiltern show, the flower was practically torn beyond recognition.
    eugenius -- Wednesday May 05 2004, @12:22PM (#100191)
    (User #1665 Info | http://www.i-am-bored.com/ )
     I'm almost sure you can do better than that.
    • Re:doubtful by Gin N Tonic Jil (Score:1) Wednesday May 05 2004, @06:29PM
      • True!! by Glory Hole (Score:1) Wednesday May 05 2004, @06:47PM
        • Re:True!! by Anonymous (Score:0) Thursday May 06 2004, @05:33AM
        Nonsense (Score:0)
        1st - Prove Morrissey was wearing it.
        2nd - Can they guarantee it will be fresh by the time it gets to the buyer?
        3rd - $350.00!?!?!?!?!?! That joke isn't funny.

        Terry
        Anonymous -- Wednesday May 05 2004, @12:36PM (#100197)
          so let's see (Score:1, Funny)
          A) a concert ticket
          B) a photo of morrissey with dangling lilac
          C) a neighbour missing part of their lilac bush

          priceless (well at least 350 bucks anyway).

          That reminds me, yeah, i have a water bottle from the l.a. shows. i was gonna keep it but since it has morrissey dna all over it, i figure i can get 5 grand at least.
          Anonymous -- Wednesday May 05 2004, @01:18PM (#100213)
          underlined (Score:0)
          i just like the fact that "from his crotch" is underlined.
          the seller is on livejournal, i spoke to her the other day about it but she didn't say much
          i am olivia -- Wednesday May 05 2004, @02:08PM (#100231)
          (User #9665 Info | http://www.livejournal.com/users/milkyfingers/ )
           don't talk to me now about people who are "nice"...
            tsk (Score:2, Funny)
            we're all mising the point here, I mean seriously -

            is is Lilac or Budlea???

            I don't think its Lavender - but I've been wrong before.

            The shirtfront I retrieved from Bradford 2002 was very heavily scented with D&G aftershave - I think someone should ask...
            Brighton Rich -- Wednesday May 05 2004, @03:24PM (#100250)
            (User #8270 Info)
            MasterCrotch (Score:2, Funny)
            Tickets to see Morrissey at the Apollo - $77 + Ticketmaster fees

            Morrissey Quarry shirt - $30

            Fake Moz shirt from crack dealers errr guys in parking lots - $15...$10 on the last show date

            Hospital fees after getting manhandled by security - $500

            Morrissey's Crotchflower - $350

            The fact they don't discriminate against retards going into the pit - Priceless

            Dude, get a life, get a job, and just stick to selling those stolen college textbooks on Ebay.

            OUT
            Jim Rome -- Wednesday May 05 2004, @08:18PM (#100273)
            (User #720 Info | http://www.jimrome.com/ )
             ...and how?
            • 1 reply beneath your current threshold.
            tambourine (Score:0)
            i caught the tambourine from a 'your arsenal' era show in mesa arizona. i still have it, in a bag in the rafters of the shed, good as the day i caught it. wonder what THATS worth?

            mymymy...
            Anonymous -- Wednesday May 05 2004, @09:13PM (#100277)
            • Re:tambourine by Brighton Rich (Score:1) Wednesday May 05 2004, @11:46PM
              Having been at the show... (Score:0)

              I can safely say, whatever flower was dangling from his crotch wasn't purple. It was white, or pale yellow.
              Anonymous -- Thursday May 06 2004, @05:48AM (#100358)
                Um...someone bought it for $1000.00!! (Score:1)
                Idiot.
                GenderNectar -- Thursday May 06 2004, @06:49AM (#100368)
                (User #4408 Info)
                 "How can you call this a home when you know it's a grave?"
                  Re: Crotch flower (Score:1)
                  $1,000 final bid. I might take a leaf out of his book and start selling Gladilii after each show.

                  Crickey moses.
                  Mada -- Thursday May 06 2004, @06:50AM (#100370)
                  (User #9578 Info)

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