these entries of first-year art school portraits have got to stop. it's not news nor is it interesting (and i'm not even going to go into how crappy most of them are). next thing you know, people are going to be submitting photos of potato chips that have morrissey's dog's profile.

Oscar Wilde, during a lecture to art students, once declared that there is no such thing as a "Golden Age" for art...that whatever era we are living in is golden, that art must be viewed and valued for arts sake. I tend to agree with that sentiment.

Or at least I did before I started visiting this site and witnessed some of the abominations that are posted here under the guise of "art"work.

This one in particular is completely without merit or redeeming quality. It is not only utterly repellant it is deeply ugly.

Oscar also said that there was no such thing as a "moral or immoral book" that books were either well written or not...the same must be applied to art, this is neither moral or immoral, good or bad...it's just not well done.

Horrid.

'It' has Vini Reilly's neck...

SHE"S AT IT AGAIN!!!!!

what is it with Sharon E Smith? Has she run out of Valium already - this is even more frightening than her last offering - I swear this is some kind of perverted and extended practical joke, its more disturbing than the Morrissey aplique scatter cushions.

Will someonew PLEASE take the crayons away from Sharon and put her back into the straightjacket - visiting time is OVER.

Although it might be Ali Mcgraw.....

Moz with breasts...

this is genuinely disturbing.

This is an amazing piece of art!!! People who criticize this are just jealous of the artists gift. You have to figure if Morrissey were female he would still be very masculine which explains the bushy eyebrows and nice sideburns on this beautiful painting. Take a careful look at the rest of the features of this painting and you can clearly see it is Morrissey. Very nice job Sharon-keep up the good work!!!

....this is just awful. although i have deep respect for those who at the very least attempt to create, this shouldve never seen the light of day. it is obvious that someone was trying to do moz and messed up the eyes... "i know, lets just slap a bit of bush on the dome and call it female moz". to quote trashcan sinatras: "i love poetry... but i hate your poems"

Come on, you know he'd have one if he were a woman.

The more scornful the put downs, the more beautiful she is.
I'd rather sleep with her than any of you knuckleheads, anyday, andyday, anyday.

You know what I'm saying don't ya? Huh? Huh?

God bless Sharon and her artrocities! (did you see what I did there?)

Morrissey as a woman? Fuck me has someone stolen this girl's TV?!?!?

And I thought those 80s ski-masks on polystyrene heads I saw in Tat(e) Modern were the worst piece of art I'd ever see...

It's still better than what I can do (I'm a horrible artist when it comes to drawing humans), but Moz with girl-boobs is just plain disturbing...

I don't mean to come off as an ass, but this is as interesting as California politics

Is this a joke?

he looks like one...and my request would be to NEVER see Moz in that state..just stop that woman!!

Talent borrows, genius steals.......and this does neither!!!
Oh dear.

under any other name is still crap!

for a few more seconds than it is worth, this feeble effort has got to be an image of Thom Yorke doing a very bad Elvis impersonation.

Great voice shame about the sideburns!

Sharon E Smith is undoubtly a retard, and I am now worried about her. Why does she put these ridiculous infantile pencil drawings on the web for the world to mock. I blame David for allowing this shite to be put on the web.

This site is fast becoming the new Bedlam, where people like me come and laugh at the works of fuckwits like Sharon E Smith.

I wish to request that SES does a picture of Morrissey in lederhosen, with a Ducks head and body of goldfish.

Yes Sharon E Smith you are a fool and everyone really does hate you.

That looks more like Moz as a prostitute crack addict

Kinda puts me in mind of a movie star from years ago

ET phone home.

  Call me morbid, call me pale but er fuck-off

Just when you thought the multi-coloured kaftan atrocity couldn't be surpassed, the hospital has reinstated remedial drawing.

My real worry is not with the picture but with the state of the artist's mind! How do you get to create somehting like this? I mean, other than with your feet!

who stole my missing cluedo peice.

Nice jugs though.

Thats scary and horrific.

What was Sharon E. Smith on when she was finger painting that vile thing?

I had a quick look and then decided to "click to enlarge" thinking it would appear different..
I'm speechless.
I wait with baited breath for Sharon's next artistic submission.

... but I couldn't stop laughing.

The head appears like an apparition amidst a rich interplay of highlighted and shaded facets, thinly scumbled and thus atmospheric in mood. By orchestrating the details of the breasts in a deeply expressive, swirling texture, Smith creates an unprecedented visual impression of presence, absence, and movement all dissolved together into a single space-time diagram. With this in mind, it is worth noting parallels between analytical expressionism and revolutionary early twenty-first century scientific investigations into radio waves, quanta, x-rays, and relativity. The poetic utterances of high romantic flamboyance have brought us to the narrow pathways of fame and fortune and ultimately to a sense of place which echoes the universal in its introspective loneliness. It fulfils a sense of acknowledgement to the past, while articulating an honest pleasure in the texture, elasticity and character of the material. The gestural romantic expressionism which dilutes the tincture of abstract cohesiveness is a seminal crossover work in the development of Smith's painting and incorporates a mature sense of space and internal vision and accentuates the tonal conversation with its forceful colouration and interpreted circular cohesion with its precise division of space and a languid almost dismissive application of coloured pencil, which achieves an eloquence of gesture in the depiction of the breasts and is distinctly Mancunian.
The thematic structure is enriched with an interplay of large pencil strokes and unabashed expressiveness. This picture develops the continuous dialogue between emotive experience and gestural response and is in my opinion an important achievement for this artist. Thankyou.

i'm looking forward to her next work which will probably be, "what morrissey would look like if he was a pile of vomit" and it will look a lot better than that effort. You can make a good quiff out of carrots.

damn your site is down right sicking at times. I now see why he sued you !!! Stop posting so much crap !!!

nice boobs!

That is Gayer than Morrissey

I've tolerated these recent artwork posts, but, jesus, this one crosses the line. I'm off to defecate on a picture of Moz to share with you all -- I shall call it "Mozzshitsey"

well if morrissey were born female life would be very different - i don't think he'd look like that though - lots of facial hair - more frida kahlo meets gaz coombes from supergrass - and i'm a laydee so i can say that