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Homemade Moz projects
posted by davidt on Thursday August 30 2001, @09:00AM

 Aldo Diaz writes:

The Moz Doll
I have a Moz doll made by me. Greetings from Mexico...
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deadjoe writes:

My Moz Belt
Go to this link (Moz belt) and you will be able to see the 'coolest' most 'hip and happening' way to hold up one's slacks. I made it myself using a belt, a pic of Moz (5cm/4cm) and some pva glue. Now all my "friends" are quite sure that I am peculiar! Some people just don't get the greatness of king Morrissey!!

 
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    rush to the trauma ward! everyone! (Score:2, Insightful)
    if this isn't evidence that morrissey fans are dire need a new album or tour to have something morrissey-related to talk about, then i don't know what is.

    state of emergency -- Thursday August 30 2001, @09:07AM (#17941)
    (User #837 Info)
     "others conquered love, but i ran..."
    viva mexico! (Score:1)
    The doll looks a bit more like Andrew Dice Clay in the Sixties and i don't think Morrissey would be caught dead in that dreadedly awful t-shirt but next time i go to Mexico i'll keep my eyes peeled.
    leedoggpimp <leedoggpimp@hotmail.com> -- Thursday August 30 2001, @09:48AM (#17947)
    (User #2789 Info | http://www.morrisseymusic.com/ )
     True friends stab you in the front.
    Aldo... (Score:1)
    Seria muy buena idea si te aventaras a vender estos munecos via internet...creo que te iria muy bien...solo que creeo que tendrias que experimentar con diferentes camisetas...escribeme si necesitas promoverlos al mercado Americano/Mexicano (soy Disenador Grafico colocado en Califonia..EEUU)- - Diego
    HNSMDVL <hnsmdvl1@hotmail.com> -- Thursday August 30 2001, @10:05AM (#17953)
    (User #3146 Info)
     When It Comes To The Crunch, You're No Smarter Than I
      Can straight guys wear it too? (Score:0)
      I'm ambiguous enough without strutting around like a flame-waist
      Anonymous -- Thursday August 30 2001, @10:14AM (#17956)
      where is Martha Stewart when you need her? (Score:1)
      can someone sew together a Henry Rollins voodoo doll?
      texaho -- Thursday August 30 2001, @10:24AM (#17957)
      (User #438 Info)
      voodoo (Score:0)
      the belt is... well it should not be.

      But the doll can be very useful to practice Voodoo on Moz. Two needles and he'll release a new album.

      Concerning the new album, where is Mr. Beau from marketplace, he launch a rumor some weeks ago that Moz has a label and is ready to release an album. Can Mr. David T confirm or infirm???

      tks

      Mr. J. Briath
      Anonymous -- Thursday August 30 2001, @10:28AM (#17958)
      • Re:voodoo by Anonymous (Score:0) Friday August 31 2001, @11:40AM
        la la la (Score:1)
        gay belt........lovely......wonderful....ho hum. now I lay down.
        SOUTHPAWmuse -- Thursday August 30 2001, @10:29AM (#17959)
        (User #3123 Info)
         Southwest six with someone like you, keep thieves hours with someone like you...
          some people.. (Score:1)
          have TOOOO much time on their hands..
          xavier -- Thursday August 30 2001, @10:37AM (#17960)
          (User #181 Info)
          Stop your whining! (Score:0)
          All of you who are picking on these items know that you would buy it if you were at the store and saw it. Stop trying to act so fucking cool! Hell, I am a Moz fan and I would probably buy it. Whoever made these definitely are working harder than our favorite boy is. Give the maker of these some credit. People on this site are so damn childish. I bet Moz reads these and is ashamed of all of you judgemental bastards!
          Anonymous -- Thursday August 30 2001, @10:38AM (#17961)
          my love is as sharp as a needle in your eye (Score:0)
          At this point, I doubt even voodoo will help salvage Morrissey's career. Why aren't there any pins in it though?

          That belt would be fabulous to wear at the next Gay Pride parade!
          Anonymous -- Thursday August 30 2001, @12:03PM (#17965)
            Yeah, why doesnt this say only Gay's need apply? (Score:0)
            What macho straight morrissey fan...(i know plenty of them)...would wear this ridiculous belt that anyone with elmer's glue, some old magazines, and a knack for shopping in the Pic'n'Save kids department can make.....tune in next week when hot off the moz-solo newspage i will be selling coffee mugs with my own drawing of moz on the sides of them.....hey at least everyone can enjoy that!.....
            Anonymous -- Thursday August 30 2001, @12:09PM (#17966)
              Show me a rainbow.. (Score:1)
              It looks like he is smelling his armpit in the picture, which I get a particular kick out of.

              NancyBrown -- Thursday August 30 2001, @12:46PM (#17969)
              (User #2747 Info)
               I don't believe in magic anymore.
                The LA Doll (Score:0)
                oh the Doll is absolutely "doll".

                lovely
                wonderful.

                w/w
                Anonymous -- Thursday August 30 2001, @12:49PM (#17970)
                  What they should have done (Score:1)
                  What they atleast could have done is atleast take a James Dean doll, change somethings around with it and then call it a Morrissey doll. The doll looks ragedy, and ugly. It was a nice effort though to make one, but I think they could have done way better.
                  bobmoz <bobmoz@hotmail.com> -- Thursday August 30 2001, @01:07PM (#17973)
                  (User #841 Info)
                  Moz Doll (Score:0)
                  es adorable!!!! jajaja, has pensado en venderlo, subasta? licencias? algo por el estilo, quiero uno YA!!
                  Anonymous -- Thursday August 30 2001, @01:35PM (#17979)
                    Doll parts (Score:2, Funny)
                    I want a morrissey doll and an eminem doll and a courtney love doll and then I will make them have an orgy and stuff.

                    Mwah!
                    MyMelody -- Thursday August 30 2001, @02:20PM (#17986)
                    (User #2329 Info | http://lightupvirginmary.blogspot.com/ )
                     ...don't make fun of me later... cos I'm just lost...
                      What I want is... (Score:1, Funny)
                      ...a Morrissey blow-up doll!! Mouth open wide, oh yeah!
                      Anonymous -- Thursday August 30 2001, @03:56PM (#17989)
                        What a Gorgeous Doll (Score:1)
                        I want a doll like that!
                        BettyLuvzMoz <BettyRoxs@yahoo.com> -- Thursday August 30 2001, @04:28PM (#17993)
                        (User #3054 Info)
                         "..Style is what one wears oneself. What is unstylish is what other people wear.." O.W.
                          Nice Work (Score:1)
                          It's nice to see something that someone put a lot of love and thought into - especially when it comes to Morrissey. Very nice and creative work!
                          hand in glove -- Thursday August 30 2001, @05:04PM (#17996)
                          (User #827 Info)
                           Art is the tree of life. Science is the tree of death. - William Blake
                            How cute.... (Score:1)
                            Wish I was so clever.

                            But then again...
                            Nonotfamous -- Thursday August 30 2001, @05:17PM (#17997)
                            (User #3522 Info)
                              where are the feet on that doll??? (Score:0)
                              I never knew Moz was an amputee.
                              (knock on wood!!)
                              Anonymous -- Thursday August 30 2001, @05:31PM (#17999)
                                Morrissey and Barbie Sitting In My Tree (Score:2, Funny)
                                What a lovely creation! I remember my Ken doll never looked so good in stripey shirts. My homemade Punk Rock Barbie is drooling right now! ;)
                                Lady Emma Peel -- Thursday August 30 2001, @06:02PM (#18000)
                                (User #2400 Info | http://www.heartlessbitches.com )
                                 "Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night!" Bette Davis
                                  roflmao (Score:1)
                                  I'm sorry but this crap is just plain pitiful. What's next, Doritos nibbled and chewed to look like Morrissey? But I DO have an idea for the next doll this person could make. Remember those monkeys with the big red lips on its face and on it's butt, you could glue little squares of paper for teeth on the lips on the face and glue toothpicks in its hands and voila: you've got Mike Joyce!
                                  stuboo67 -- Thursday August 30 2001, @06:07PM (#18001)
                                  (User #2051 Info)
                                    Creative Mastermind (Score:1)
                                    I buy it and where it with all my Morrissey might!!

                                    Love the Unloveable
                                    Donbon
                                    Dreaming to be a Moz -- Thursday August 30 2001, @07:24PM (#18006)
                                    (User #2902 Info)
                                     Others sang your life, so sing theirs.
                                      home-made items (Score:1, Funny)
                                      ive got mozz tattooed on my penis.

                                      but i couldnt fit the on a scanner to send it 2 u !!!

                                      oh well.

                                      i wanted ' the last of the famous international playboys ' but it wouldnt all fit.......
                                      Anonymous -- Thursday August 30 2001, @11:31PM (#18015)
                                      Moz Doll (Score:1)
                                      Just for the record, I LOVE it!
                                      David T (different) -- Friday August 31 2001, @12:12AM (#18016)
                                      (User #256 Info)
                                       david_t[at]boltblue.com
                                        Moz doll ( Linder sold seperately) (Score:1)
                                        It's trashy and silly and kitschy and I think it's cute. Please send me one!

                                        Millie
                                        Millie Dillmount -- Friday August 31 2001, @05:01AM (#18023)
                                        (User #331 Info | http://www.thelibertines.de/ )
                                         go visit http://www.rankdeluxe.com/
                                        Hide on the Prominade (Score:1)
                                        The moz doll tripped me out, but that belt...
                                        Anyone that struts down the prominade wearing that thing should be hung by it!
                                        haze <gallondrunk@hotmail.com> -- Friday August 31 2001, @06:43AM (#18027)
                                        (User #1115 Info)
                                         myspace.com/deathwrites
                                          hey boys (Score:1)
                                          since when did morrissey fans feel the need to impose ones masculinity upon a chap who just wanted to make a funny belt????

                                          ggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
                                          deadjoe -- Friday August 31 2001, @08:53AM (#18032)
                                          (User #3456 Info)
                                           ohohohohohohohdeadjoe
                                          • Re:hey boys by luckylipz29 (Score:1) Friday August 31 2001, @11:50AM
                                            attention all latin people out there (Score:1)
                                            Believe me oh please do: Morrissey is not worthy of wearing a poncho .Please do not dicredit your culture thus , young person from Mexico.
                                            Make good use of your talents.

                                            1230 -- Friday August 31 2001, @02:14PM (#18057)
                                            (User #2345 Info)
                                             "In the shadow of your sun."
                                              street walker mogsy (Score:2, Funny)
                                              well, we can't let the little doll run around naked, so i'll help.

                                              i've got little scraps of material left, and so I'll make him a Victorian-era circus performer outfit complete with cape.

                                              I think I will also make him a Winnie the Pooh outfit complete with his own little jar of honey so he can be nifty in time for Halloween.

                                              And for thanksgiving, i will put a feather tail on him and make him the centerpiece at the table, having the place of honor near the cranberry sauce.

                                              suzanne -- Friday August 31 2001, @10:11PM (#18078)
                                              (User #36 Info | http://www.myspace.com/snootywriter )
                                               I scare dead people.
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                                            • Re:attention all latin people out there by Buses are Ugly (Score:1) Monday September 03 2001, @04:24PM
                                            I smell a troll (Score:0)
                                            The doll may have been done in good faith, but as for the belt, it really is the gayest thing I've ever seen, and I suspect it may have been a prank to mock the latino and gay crowds who love Moz. I'm not even sure the image on the belt really was glued; photoshop experts out there could give their view on whether it could be just a fake.
                                            Btw, for those who may not know it already, that picture on the belt is Morrissey reproducing a pose from a famous Man Ray photograph.
                                            Anonymous -- Friday August 31 2001, @07:47PM (#18071)
                                            fake (Score:0)
                                            fake...the pic was put on the belt on a comp
                                            Anonymous -- Sunday September 02 2001, @02:19AM (#18113)
                                              the doll !!! (Score:0)
                                              of course i would buy such a nice piece, very nice way to show love
                                              congrats aldo! (i'm mexican too)

                                              not too much comments for the belt
                                              i'm also a graphic designer and it has no taste, i would never scann a thing like that

                                              bracelet girl!
                                              Anonymous -- Monday September 03 2001, @12:57PM (#18143)
                                                Doll comments (Score:1)
                                                I think it's hilarious how judgmental some of you are! Do any of you who are talking shit about the Moz doll (can one 'talk shit' about a doll, BTW?) know the first thing about making a doll? And the person with the comment about the feet... puh-lease. Dolls don't have feet! That's one of the things that make them dolls.

                                                Buses are Ugly <bedroomplanner@hotmail.com> -- Monday September 03 2001, @04:19PM (#18146)
                                                (User #3391 Info)
                                                 Set the pace for the rest of my days.
                                                Moz- picks (Score:1)
                                                I made A morrissey doll out of toothg picks the other day. Iam selling them for $200.00 each
                                                If any ones interested e-mail at justajoke.com
                                                javelin <www.whateverulike.com> -- Monday September 10 2001, @01:41AM (#18707)
                                                (User #1848 Info)
                                                 "I never wanted to kill,Iam not naturally evil"
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