Of Course!!! Hitler, "Contact", Florida, Vegans, Joe Desdanero - I am convinced. I can't wait to hear about why the extraterrestrials inform Morrissey about the death of Princess.

the name of the star-system 'vega' is pronounced 'vey-guh' (similar pronounciation as the shitty american car produced in the 70's).

therefore, any message or anything from that star system would be 'vegan' - pronounced 'vey-gin'.

now, the word 'vegan' as in the diet or a person who takes up the diet completely devoid of animal products is pronounced 'vee-ghin', 'vee-gan', or 'vee-gun'.

therefore, the two words sharing the same spelling differ in both meaning and in pronunciation.

lastly, morrissey is not a 'vegan' in terms of his dietary intake. i know for a fact that on kroq, he advocated the use of 'real... whole milk' in making a pot of tea.

(M: "Right, and also you have to use real milk, you can't use the UHT fake stuff. You have to use proper milk.")

anyway, there's my $0.02.

Wicked. Thank God this geezer (David Alice) is alive. He is a comical genius. I hope he does write a novel because it will be cool as fuck.

I thought this was highly creative and amusing until now, but part three is incredibly weak, uninteresting, and unamusing. Drawing comparisions between Morrissey and Diana, focusing on "The Queen Is Dead" and her death, made for some uncanny stuff. Mind you, I never thought of it as anything more than creative entertainment... But drawing "Contact" into it is random, and Morrissey isn't a vegan.

I was kind of surprised to hear that Moz saw UFOs. That's pretty interesting in itself. However, the rest is odd. Whatever one has to say, the research value alone of this endeavour is pretty stunning.

david you didnt notice that WHALE NATION contains the word WHALE which is what moby dick was?
the next time moz says "dad" is "holding so tightly to daddy`s hand.
but that was all in some DISTANT LAND.
maybe it talks about VEGA?
another thing - diana was a pretty girl
and now she`s in a grave
the song PRETTY GIRLS MAKE GRAVES
speaks about a man and a woman meeting next to the shoreline.
just like the meeting in vega

the song OUIJA BOARD
is talking about moz`s belief in the supernatural
it talks about a lady friend who had died.
he mentions it with the context of veganism:
all the CARNIVORES on it.
the funny thing is that he say SHE HAS NOW GONE FROM THIS UNHAPPY PLANET
and not DIED or any kind of synonym to that.
maybe that means that diana wasn`t killed but her spirit tramsformed to another planet.

well those where my insight to the improbable theory, and yet i am a rational person...

david you should focus on morrissey`s sources for lyrics and album covers, found on many sites.
that would give you so much more possibilities to amuse us!

completely of the topic:
thinking of morrissey`s lyrics, what did he mean in
WHAT SHE ASKED OF ME AT THE END OF THE DAY, CALIGULA WOULD HAVE BLUSHED
i mean, caligula did almost everything to gratify himself...
maybe she wanted him to...
naaa
i wanna hear your opinions

he must have so much time on his hands..

Hehehe! What I can't believe is that David T is still posting this crap on the main news page!!!!

I'm really bored with this crap. I mean, it was slightly amusing, then it was just there, and now it's, well, just so stupid.

David, if you just put all that energy into getting a life...you might be okay.

Sadly, Diana was killed. She's dead, gone. It was horrible, tragic, and so useless. I don't think Morrissey or ET had anything to do with it. I think Fate had the upper hand in that game.

Does anyone know a good hostipal where to lock our friend ?

I apologize for not responding personally to each of your comments regarding my work. I want you to know that I appreciate all your feedback.
As you have probably diagnosed by now, I am not a very stable person. Right now is one of those times when I'm feeling very discouraged and depleted. I just don't have the stamina to go on explaining/defending my work anymore.
I am especially grateful to David Tseng for once again allowing me this forum to share news of my discovery with my fellow Morrissey fans. It's a privilege that I do not take for granted.

lee, i thought you were busy writing One Love Story--the stone roses conspiracy theory? are you a smiths fan now? does anyone know what i'm talking about? this is the same thing, bible verses and all...

In an infinite universe anything is possible. Why stop ther? Please continue with the diligent research and prove a comprehensive comparison with that area between Manchester, London and Los Angeles and the Bermuda Triangle; Morrissey and The Flying Dutchman!

"I could say more, but you get the general idea..."

I told you to thicken your skin up a bit. Come on, dont be discouraged, we still love you in your own strange way...I for one find this amusing entertainment. The people who react so hatefully need to lighten up. Life is too boring anyway, why not an Alien or too?

Do I now have to say it a third time? This man has:

1. Too much time on his hands
2. Is in need of some good psychological therapy
3. In lieu of therapy, a hobby that NOES NOT INCLUDE Morrissey.

Vegans and Vegans (from Vega), The cover of "The Smiths" and some other weird rubbish that I care not to take up space in my mind remembering..

Truly laughable. I'm just wondering if Mr. Alice is waiting for a "good show chap" from Morrissey or does he really want a defemation of character lawsuit slapped on him for the crap that he writes. Maybe we can put Morrissey in jail for not telling the authorities of the tragity that was about to befall the Princess. He could be an accomplice to murder!!! Thank you Mr. Alice for bring the fact that Morrissey is a criminal to our attention.

Thinking like this crakpot is making my head hurt. I need a nap.

What is this shit, man? Haven't you got anything better to do than post this 12th-rate, sub-X files pile of dung. If I wasn't a peace-loving, meat-eating kinda guy I'd have a good mind of insulting you in more withering ways than you can ever imagine, you simpering, Fortean Times-reading, snivelling geek!

David..... certainly you have embarrassed yourself... But don't worry... I asure you that your look as dumb as you feel.....

besides...... I blame demons

willy nilly
wishy wash
pish posh

Davidt,

Check titles like:
"The Last of the International Playboys" (Dodi?)
"Lifeguard sleeping, girl drowning" (...)

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