I warned you David Alice - now you did it and thank you for making a fool of all of us..... It's one thing to think up strange theories and struggle to make people believe. In your case it's about to go way over the top and I suspect you're using and abusing Morrissey to get your 15 minutes of fame. This makes me really angry.

So what's your next step to humiliate not only yourself but also Morrissey and everyone associated with him?? International television? I expect to see you on CNN news soon as "Curiosity of the day" kind of thing...

David, isn't it true that Morrissey accurately predicted the US presidential election disaster of 2000? He once wrote a song called "i want the one i can't have" which refered to Al Gore winning the popular vote but still not getting the presidency. His song "the more you ignore me, the closer i get" dealt with Bush wanting to supress vote recounts. the lyric 'you're wasting your time' reflects how the recounts were a waste of time. Plus, didn't morrissey have concerts in the state of Florida????
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Yes, thanks for ruining the crediblity of Moz fans around the world. Still, I suppose that you could manufacture and post some figures that show that we are all behind you, and then send yourself some feedback thanking yourself for all the time and effort that you have put in, and then possibly, ooooooh i dont know...............curl up and die?

Taken from my unpublished webzine poetry for pants

Morrissey fans discover evidence that all journalists are on crack

After years of speculating what drugs journalists are on, patrons of Morrissey-solo have discovered evidence that the drug of choice is crack.

This bold announcement comes on the revelation that of all the people to pass through the website within the last 4 years, posting their musings and artistic offerings, David Alice's conspiracy-a-thon website dedicated to connecting Morrissey's songs to Princess Diana's car crash in 1997 was the only one to get any attention from the press core.

"Did you read this garbage?" exclaims one morrissey-solo reader, "here is this man who openly admits to fainting at the sight of pictures of genitalia as proof that he doesn't want girls to notice him because of his work, and here he is printed in black and white!"

Bitterness and ire are raised, but the fans do not think it's David Alice's fault for perpetuating the myth that all Morrissey fans are demented. Many blame the press core.

Another reader went on to say, "we know Morrissey has had problems with the press in the past, and we wanted to say it was jealousy or they wanted to further their careers. Well, now we have our proof. They were all on drugs."

Some suspected heroin, but others disagreed.

"Do you think some mellowed out junkie would arse themselves enough to get up and grab their typewriters and perpetuate this bollocks?" one irate fan wrote.

Another fan agreed, "yes. this definitely looks like the work of crack alright."

David Tseng, the site owner, could not be reached for comment at this time, but is assumed to be hiding behind a tumbleweed somewhere in Death Valley until the smoke of this melee clears.

The Diana-Morrissey phenomenon is a good joke, as anyone who goes to the page can tell. So don't complain about it ruining Morrissey's fans' credibility or anything. Also, that one page doesn't claim to represent all Morrissey fans.

What's ridiculous about this whole thing are the strong reactions against David's harmless joke.

There are far more annoying and way less intelligent Morrissey fans to be concerned about as far as reputation of the fans go. I can't believe people are taking this so seriously and getting so insulted.

Who else?

Anyway, I had a good laugh with all this.

This from a reliable source: "David Alice" is a fictional creation of Morrissey's. Look for the clue on the next album. The real "David Alice" sold his identity to Morrissey for this publicity stunt ("The Diana-Morrissey Phenomenon"). All correspondence from "David Alice" is coming from Morrissey's private marketing staff. Sorry Steven, but you were warned.

     

Morrissey is someone who claims to have seen a fleet of UFO's and a ghost! He's obviously not worried about having his name attached to paranormal phenomenon. Therefore, as the discoverer of the Diana-Morrissey phenomenon I cannot fathom why some of you are so furious that news of it is spreading. You know that Morrissey must be enjoying it immensely. Why can't you?