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davidt
on Friday January 05 2001, @09:00PM
David Alice writes:
You may remember me as the author of last year's "Diana's Death Foretold by Morrissey: A Small Sample of the Evidence". Your feedback to that poorly planned article taught me a few lessons about submitting evidence: 1. A chain is only as strong as its weakest link. 2. Keep it simple. 3. Sometimes, less is more. Hopefully those lessons have served me well at my new, illustrated, webpage presentation of the Diana-Morrissey phenomenon. The site is called 'Diana's Death Foretold in the Work of Morrissey'. Please visit the site and let me know if I've succeeded in presenting a convincing case. I genuinely believe that the Diana-Morrissey phenomenon is the most compelling case of prophecy ever documented. Please review my website and let me know if you agree.
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Amazing website (Score:0, Redundant)
(User #2123 Info)
Re: Commenting on his own conspiracy theory (Score:2, Interesting)
If you are being so desperate about it, I wonder what you hope to gain out of it. Girls? Money? A reoccurring spot on the David Letterman show when Larry "Bud" Melman retires?
you should have published it in book form if you really wanted a reward for your "years" of research.
(User #36 Info)
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Re: dave alice (Score:2, Funny)
my name starts with an M.
i too love the works of Morrissey.
ive been to france and returned to england.
ive had a french girlfriend.
i play the queen is dead which has 10 songs on it.(if you divide that exactly ten times, you get 1- incredibly diana was born on a 1, the 1st of july)
i could go on and amuse myself for hours, but really does this alice bloke have any idea of the real world.
im not slagging you off mate but hey leave the house watch the game grab a beer.
this was a freaky article.
just think you're mom probably wanted so much more.
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Congratulations to David Alice! (Score:0, Redundant)
Do you think Morrissey and David Alice are working together on this? How else did Mr. Alice piece it altogether?
The announcement of the Diana-Morrissey Phenomenon website is the greatest revelation ever posted at Morrissey-solo, and quite possibly the greatest story ever told about anyone anywhere! I'm not going to sleep tonight!
(User #2124 Info)
The Table Is Rumbling... (Score:1)
David Alice - you seem to have too much time on your hands.
(User #827 Info)
priceless! (Score:1)
Lunacy or comic genius?
Either way you made my day!
guffaw
snigger.
etc.
(User #580 Info)
This is unfathomably Doy (Score:1)
(User #2125 Info)
paul mccartney is dead. (Score:2, Insightful)
i just wonder why he wanted to?
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Re:paul mccartney is dead. (Score:2, Funny)
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Nice designed website, but (Score:0)
I've said it before..... (Score:1)
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David Alice, you are a splendily witty person (Score:1)
Go ahead and check David T - this is actually not another pseudonym...
I only miss the rest of the story on the website. As I recall, there were tons of more indications, right? And David Alice...someone was right: You do have too much time on your hands :)
Oh and some people need to lighten up a bit...
(User #1342 Info)
wasted time (Score:0)
Morrissey is Murder (Score:0)
A Gift to Morrissey (Score:0, Redundant)
The Queen IS dead....but the crack-pot sure is'nt (Score:1)
PHEW,WHATTA LOONEY !
I seem to remember another cantidate for
the Cracker Box Palace living,about 30 years
ago,with a bunch of equally,chemically,dilluded
followers in a valley near L.A.
You know the guy who thought The Beatles were
directing him to kick-start Armageddon through
thier "White" album by snuffing a few Hollywood
fat cats ?
One can only hope,for the sake of his relatives,
that mr.Alice is'nt currently trying to gleen
some deeper meening from his copy of Kill Uncle.
(User #2127 Info)
Whole-ley a coincidence (Score:3, Interesting)
I also somehow doubt Morrissey spending as much time thinking about the Princess as all this would certainly necessitate.
(User #430 Info)
the Paris connection (Score:2, Funny)
I will think up some more soon but I need some more red wine at the moment...
david (Score:1)
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Consipiracy theories... (Score:1)
After visiting David's website, I happened along another interesting site which I think would be suitable for this story... www.clothmonkey.com
It definately belongs there, right along with "the truth" about the bullet that killed Kennedy.
It's all pretty funny.
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Are you American ? (Score:1)
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Sad Indeed. (Score:2, Insightful)
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Are you on drugs ? (Score:0, Flamebait)
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Better than not being (Score:0)
The only thing madder would be writing abusive posts about your website.
These are the people I'm really worried about.
What are THEY trying to prove ?
PS Are you the David in "Nat. Front Disco"?
This could be worth some analysis.
Bill
This is big news. (Score:1)
And David, why does this get posted here? Shouldn't we start a new page for lunatic conpiracy theories rather than NEWS?
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It's a big shame... (Score:1)
(User #1342 Info)
the Diana-Morrissey 'connection' (Score:1)
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a case for the x-files? (Score:1)
*but would this mean that edgar cacey "the sleeping prophet" would now be replaced by Steven Morrissey, "the SINGING prophet"???? THINK ON THAT NOW! LOL!!!!!
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Anti-Diana-Morrissey-phenomenon-Theory (Score:0)
This is laughable at best (Score:1)
I give it a 8 for originality and doing his homework on the facts.
I'll give it a 2 on the sanity scale, definetly not Charles Manson esque, but most likely sleeps with the lights on and wears a tin foil hat.
Let me know if you live in the Los Angeles area, I can give you the name of a good shrink.
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Lovely! (Score:0)
I will send this link to a lot of people. Thumbs up!
The 'Sunday Sport' would love this.. (Score:1)
We have a publication in this country (I am English) called the 'Sunday Sport'... which loves articles such as this.. I would suggest you could realistically get this published (try your luck), but then, I'd hate Morrisseys good name to be dragged down to the gutter press level..
Sorry about my frivolity.. After all, this was supposed to be a spoof article wasn't it.. ?
So, more power to your writing hand.. Now, can you make up something else for me to read, with another 10 minutes of your lifetimes research.. I hear that Elvis is alive and well and living on Mars?..
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Mr. Kaufman. (Score:1)
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David Alice - a question for you (Score:0)
I was just wondering if you had passed on your theories to Md. Al Fayed, and what was his reaction?
Diana-Morrissey Site (Score:1)
David,
Diana died, it's that simple!
(User #1595 Info)
More Astounding "Evidence" (Score:3, Funny)
Spookier still in 'Death of a Disco Dancer' we have DI S. (Diana Spencer). Therefore the coded beginning of this title refers to Death of Diana Spencer. the remaining letters 'co dancer' are a pun on 'CODE ANSWER' suggesting that the answer is hidden in code within this song. And what is unusual about this song? Morrissey himself plays an instrument. Obviously there is an encrypted message from Morrissey in the notes of his piano solo! This is foreshadowed by that fact that in the Queen Is Dead, Morrissey tells Diana's mother-in-law 'You should hear me play piano'. A further clue lies in the fact that Morrissey pronounces the word as 'pianner' to rhyme with 'Diana'!
The other Moz song to contain Di S. is 'Disappointed', so Diana Spencer appointed..
Appointed to do what we may ask?
Appointed to DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! of course!
Still, I'm sure you already know all this David. If not, please feel free to add it to your mountain of evidence- free of charge.
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Thank you David Tseng. Thank you everyone. (Score:1)
1. I mean for the Diana-Morrissey Phenomenon to be taken seriously. The world’s fate depends upon it. When I complete a presentation of all the evidence you will see that it reveals matters of far greater global consequence than the tragic death of Princess Diana. As much as we've joked about me and my work, it really is no laughing matter.
2. The ‘Andy Kaufman’ suspicions were a lot of fun and wildly flattering. But I am not nearly clever enough to have planned for our host David Tseng to catch me using those false identities and to have planned on him posting a message exposing me and thereby setting the stage for me to post an apology that would shape your perceptions about me. I’m just not that clever! All you have to do is look back at all those lame comments of mine in which I was genuinely trying to be humorous and you'll see – I’m no Andy Kaufman!
And besides, even if I was being Andy Kaufman, how would that negate the incredible facts of the Diana-Morrissey Phenomenon presented at my website anyway? Think about it.
3. The sad truth about my life is exactly as I told you. In the words of the master:
“No, I never had a job because I’m too shy”
[I once had a few part-time temporary jobs, but that was more than 10 years ago. Previous to that I had to quit high-school just a few days into the start of grade 12 because my shyness made it impossible for me to be amongst the other students.
I’ve always been supported by either my parents or my sister, entirely at their expense. Currently, my sister supports me while I do my Diana-Morrissey work.]
And again, to quote the master:
“I never had no one ever”
[Never! Never held hands. Never hugged. Never kissed. Never touched. Three times in my life I tried to ask a girl to be my friend. In each case, it took me years to work up the courage to ask and in each case, I was rejected in a matter of seconds. But the funny thing is, the excruciating pain of rejection was always accompanied by tremendous relief because I knew what would have happened if one of them had consented to be my friend and then had tried to get intimate with me… Because I’m so squeamish about physical touching I would have vomited all over them. I know that, because I used to experience sickening hot flashes and temporary blindness if anyone even mentioned anything to do with genitals. I remember having to excuse myself from a high-school biology class one time when the teacher’s lesson plan unexpectedly strayed into a discussion of reproductive organs - I immediately got the dizzying hot flashes and was on the onset of suffering the blindness, so I went stumbling out of the classroom to find a fountain and doused myself with the cold water until the symptoms subsided. Not until I was 32 years old was I finally able to be confronted with a picture of a naked lady without getting nauseous and blacking out.]
That’s the pathetic truth about my life. But, don’t feel sad for me. I have the constantly amazing companionship of my sister’s dog, Kirby. Sometimes, when he snuggles against me during our afternoon naptime, I cry when I think about all the dogs in the world who are chained in backyards, around the clock, with no companionship. And what about the dogs trapped and tortured in vivisection laboratories? I know too much about what people do to animals (I can never be happy). That's why I'm a vegan.
4. I want to express my sincere gratitude to our host David Tseng for allowing me this free reign to converse with all of you who took the time to visit my website and who posted a comment here or who sent me a private email. And of course, I want to thank all of you who did what I just said you did.
I apologize if any of my lame attempts at humour gave you the impression that I was insincere about my beliefs in the importance of the Diana-Morrissey Phenomenon. I was just following your lead so as to keep us connected on this until I can present you with the next installment of evidence at my website.
(User #2129 Info)
Mavis Fluck (Score:0)
Did Morrissey Read Moby? (Score:0)
Diana-Moz predictions (Score:0)
It is stories like this that remind me why I love the internet so much: such wonderful and insane fantasy.
Keep them coming, I love 'em.
N.S.
diana-moz (Score:0)