if morrissey-solo were a house that we all lived in...

[bagface]

what would the house be like? basically what would a real life version of the boards be like? how would we all interact? would it be the same at all?

[jesuisbryony]

It's too horrific to imagine.

[bysshe]

I'm bunking with Corrissey, nugz and Cassius. :D

If they'll have me. :o

[Uncleskinny]

I'd be reading Leo Rosten and Martin Gardner books in my room. Occasionally coming out to get a glass of something nice, play guitar, then go back. I'd play badminton all the time, only stopping to go to the pub.

That's pretty much me in a nutshell.

Peter

[troubleluvsme]

I would spend my free time on some fansite forum....

[Corrissey]

what would the house be like? basically what would a real life version of the boards be like? how would we all interact? would it be the same at all?

And who will play Puck?! :p


I'm bunking with Corrissey, nugz and Cassius. :D

If they'll have me. :o

I'll have you first. :cool:


I would spend my free time on some fansite forum....

HAHAHA!!! Troooooo :D

[Uncleskinny]

I would spend my free time on some fansite forum....

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:
Perfect.


Peter

[bysshe]

I'll have you first. :cool:

We need to begin work on our plot to kidnap RDJ.

[troubleluvsme]

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:
Perfect.


Peter

and give you a large hug! :)

[Corrissey]

We need to begin work on our plot to kidnap RDJ.

If he were still in his drug dayze he might just end up in our bed by accident. :p

[Uncleskinny]

and give you a large hug! :)

You're reading my mind, baby!

Now I'm off to snuggle with Mrs. Skinny.

G'night all.

Peter

[bysshe]

If he were still in his drug dayze he might just end up in our bed by accident. :p

Damn sobriety! :p

[lottie]

It'd be very noisy,
The kitchen would be split in two (flesh consumers and non flesh consumers,) There'd be a weekly delivery of hair products,
The nieghbours would hate it, (until tour time that is)
Skinny would be constantly THRASHED at badminton by me ;)

[Uncleskinny]

Skinny would be constantly THRASHED at badminton by me ;)


Oh!! Ohh! Oh really!!! I think that is a challenge!!!!

<off to bed>

But I meant what I said about the game - a Moz-Solo badminton contest sounds excellent.

<off to bed, and means it>

Peter

[troubleluvsme]

The house would be somewhat divided between the ones who have downloaded YOR and those who have not.

[lottie]

Oh!! Ohh! Oh really!!! I think that is a challenge!!!!

<off to bed>

But I meant what I said about the game - a Moz-Solo badminton contest sounds excellent.

<off to bed, and means it>

Peter

Erm, :o yes, possibly! im a bit rusty on the 'official' rules of the game though,
how about Othello as a warm up?
(im an unbeaten champ at that! :D)

[Buzzetta]

I want the pool house.

[IDon'tOweYouAnything23]

I'm very messy and nocturnal, deal with it people :guitar:

[lottie]

I want the pool house.

I was assuming it'd be a house in England, in which case we'd NEVER afford one flash enough to have a pool house..
coal shed do ya? ;)

[Buzzetta]

I was assuming it'd be a house in England, in which case we'd NEVER afford one flash enough to have a pool house..
coal shed do ya? ;)

Pool house. I will buy the adjoining property and turn it into my pool house with the pool outside.

[lottie]

Pool house. I will buy the adjoining property and turn it into my pool house with the pool outside.

best buy a property in the country then, else thered be no room outside for a pool, and you'd be seriously overlooked...


(why im even contributing i dont know, id never opt to live somewhere with neighbours.. *shudders*)

[bagface]

The house would be somewhat divided between the ones who have downloaded YOR and those who have not.



and another divide between the ones who have downloaded it-those who love it and those who hate it


also, the walls would probably be covered in frinky posters...oy

[lottie]

also, the walls would probably be covered in frinky posters...oy

Another scrap causing clause, i can see it now, lots of shoving and jealous sulks because it should've been so and so's turn to lick that particular poster on that particular day, and theyve just caught someone else doing it for them.... :rolleyes::D

[I am a Ghost]

Dear God, no....

[ray_afraid]

I want the room with the thickest walls.
;)

[lottie]

I want the room with the thickest walls.
;)

i'm so very tempted to say "WHY?"
but i truly don't want to know... :rolleyes:

[troubleluvsme]

How do you deal with people who have multiple user names?

[Buzzetta]

Of course I would have to bring my friends.

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

I'm bunking with Corrissey, nugz and Cassius. :D


Is there room in the girls' dorm for me?


And who will play Puck?! :p



You know the youngsters here have no idea what you are talking about. But I do.


The house would be somewhat divided between the ones who have downloaded YOR and those who have not.

I'm on the virgin side on this one.


I want the pool house.
This sounds nice. How many beds were you planning to put in the pool house?


I had a dream like this once. Only, it wasn't a house, it was a Borders book store. I looked around the store while striding confidently toward the literature section, and suddenly realized all the people in the store were SoLowists. It was a very warm and cozy dream, actually.

[troubleluvsme]

I had a dream like this once. Only, it wasn't a house, it was a Borders book store. I looked around the store while striding confidently toward the literature section, and suddenly realized all the people in the store were SoLowists. It was a very warm and cozy dream, actually.

There's another thread.
In which section of Borders would Pregs find you?

[iamnicola]

This would be me...
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[Kewpie]

k-5otdSGpPc

[Buzzetta]

This sounds nice. How many beds were you planning to put in the pool house?


I had a dream like this once. Only, it wasn't a house, it was a Borders book store. I looked around the store while striding confidently toward the literature section, and suddenly realized all the people in the store were SoLowists. It was a very warm and cozy dream, actually.

It would be like the pool house from Fresh Prince in the final seasons.

[troubleluvsme]

k-5otdSGpPc

That is funny :D

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

It would be like the pool house from Fresh Prince in the final seasons.

You've just lost me. I think I was already in college by then, and therefore... busy. Getting busy, one way or another. You know, college. Busy time.

[Buzzetta]

You've just lost me. I think I was already in college by then, and therefore... busy. Getting busy, one way or another. You know, college. Busy time.

Gotta get busy living, or get busy dying - Shawshank

[troubleluvsme]

This would be me...

That would be you?
She reminds me of someone, I just can't recall who it is.

[iamnicola]

That would be you?
She reminds me of someone, I just can't recall who it is.
Not really.

Oprah?

[nugz]

wait. where would I be? who's my roomie??!! does this house have a fully stocked bar?

[troubleluvsme]

wait. where would I be? who's my roomie??!! does this house have a fully stocked bar?

Yes. I will guarantee a fully stocked bar.

[troubleluvsme]

Oprah?

No, just someone who would like to think they were in charge of the whole house.

[nugz]

Yes. I will guarantee a fully stocked bar.

sweeeeeet. :cool:

[iamnicola]

No, just someone who would like to think they were in charge of the whole house.
lol O I C!

[nugz]

This is the true story... of 1,406 active Morrissey fans... picked to live in a house...work together and have their lives taped... to find out what happens... when people stop being polite... and start getting real (talk.)

[troubleluvsme]

This is the true story... of 1,406 active Morrissey fans... picked to live in a house...work together and have their lives taped... to find out what happens... when people stop being polite... and start getting real (talk.)

YES!!! There are infractions which can lead to banishment!!!

[Buzzetta]

Actually... I change my mind.

I do not want to actually live there. I prefer to drive up every now and then, get out, stay for awhile and then eventually go home.

[Seasick]

Would skinny dipping be allowed, dare I say encouraged? If so, I'm in. :D

[troubleluvsme]

Would skinny dipping be allowed, dare I say encouraged? If so, I'm in. :D

of course it would be allowed, silly.

[Buzzetta]

Depends on who is doing the skinny dipping.

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

Actually... I change my mind.

I do not want to actually live there. I prefer to drive up every now and then, get out, stay for awhile and then eventually go home.

Nope. It's a closed community. You commit to being there, or you don't. You can't pick and choose.

[troubleluvsme]

Depends on who is doing the skinny dipping.

yeah. If The Count were skinny dipping, I wouldn't go near the pool.

[Buzzetta]

I guess I am closed out.

[oscillate wildly]

I'm so in and in the room with the coolest people.

would peeing in the shower be allowed?

[Buzzetta]

No it would certainly not be.

[troubleluvsme]

I'm so in and in the room with the coolest people.

would peeing in the shower be allowed?

FAIL... :mad:

[Buzzetta]

FAIL... :mad:

How would you apply that to epic fail?

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

I guess I am closed out.

But, it's IMAGINARY. You already have the privacy of the pool house, what more do you want? This isn't a zoo, we aren't animals for you to peer and poke at. And eventually eat.

The first rule of peeing in the shower is that you don't tell anyone you peed in the shower.

[troubleluvsme]

How would you apply that to epic fail?

I think peeing in a shared shower is a bad idea, that's all.
Maybe not as bad, as gross.

[Buzzetta]

But, it's IMAGINARY. You already have the privacy of the pool house, what more do you want? This isn't a zoo, we aren't animals for you to peer and poke at. And eventually eat.

The first rule of peeing in the shower is that you don't tell anyone you peed in the shower.

I cannot handle it. lol

[Buzzetta]

I think peeing in a shared shower is a bad idea, that's all.
Maybe not as bad, as gross.

Oh it is bad.

[troubleluvsme]

Actually, standing in urine keeps athletes foot at bay, or so I've heard.

[Buzzetta]

Actually, standing in urine keeps athletes foot at bay, or so I've heard.

What the?

[troubleluvsme]

What the?

trufax

Madonna said it years ago. :rolleyes:

[Buzzetta]

trufax

Madonna said it years ago. :rolleyes:

I wonder if she had A-Rod pee in the shower then.

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

Urine is sterile. It's basically salt water, you know.

Maybe it's because I have kids and dogs, I've become immune to things like this. Around here, if I step in a puddle, it's a relief if it's "only" urine.

Let me tell you about the time my kid vomited off the top bunk onto a hardwood floor. The best part is that I was out of town that weekend!

[troubleluvsme]

Urine is sterile. It's basically salt water, you know.

Maybe it's because I have kids and dogs, I've become immune to things like this. Around here, if I step in a puddle, it's a relief if it's "only" urine.

My brother sent me a picture today of his baby eating solid food.
He sent a picture of it going "in" (so cute in her highchair)
and a picture of it after coming "out" (it was green)

My brother is almost 40.

[Buzzetta]

My brother sent me a picture today of his baby eating solid food.
He sent a picture of it going "in" (so cute in her highchair)
and a picture of it after coming "out" (it was green)

My brother is almost 40.

That's awesome. If I was a parent I would probably do something similar.

[troubleluvsme]

I'm going to bed.
Turn off the lights and lock the doors.

[Buzzetta]

I am going to push on to 8000... or perhaps not.

[troubleluvsme]

I am going to push on to 8000... or perhaps not.

Do it, you've only got a few left....

[Seasick]

I just need to find me aplace to lay my head in here, then I'm going to bed as well.

[Buzzetta]

Okay...

[bysshe]

Is there room in the girls' dorm for me?

Absolutely! Especially if you promise not to turn Corrissey and me in to the authorities for the RDJ thing. :D

[VetTechOnFire]

I can take care of the cats & dogs... But I refuse to clean out the litter box....

[iamnicola]

I would like to put up a few R. Kelly posters. I hope that's cool.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

what would the house be like? basically what would a real life version of the boards be like? how would we all interact? would it be the same at all?

id sublet my room to some non moz fan :cool:

[Franzanna]

Off topics:

Boys:

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i314/dogtrakker/Animal_House_Deltas.jpg

Girls:

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/hef_397x400.jpg

with me looking after them.


the pigsty:

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x233/allanvratislav/blood_bath.jpg

You made me giggle like Muttley. :p Why do I have to be a Playboy bunny? :mad:

I'd want to share my room with some people. Actually, I'd just want it to be nextdoor to a few of my friends, because I would get annoyed if they watched the telly all night like my sister does. :rolleyes:

And we need to have a few dungeons that will serve as banishment zones for banned members. :p

[oscillate wildly]

I would like to put up a few R. Kelly posters. I hope that's cool.

http://faculty-staff.ou.edu/A/Rufus.J.Alexander-1/017_PP0296~R-Kelly-Posters.jpg

http://hotmusicbeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/r-kelly-foto.jpg

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/13982.jpg

They're already ordered!

[Sister Rose]

what would the house be like? basically what would a real life version of the boards be like? how would we all interact? would it be the same at all?

Excellent thread! :)

[Buzzetta]

Off topics:

Boys:

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i314/dogtrakker/Animal_House_Deltas.jpg

Girls:

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/hef_397x400.jpg

with me looking after them.


the pigsty:

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x233/allanvratislav/blood_bath.jpg

Yeah... I could see that.

[IDon'tOweYouAnything23]

The house sounds like it'll be huge, will there be cooks/butlers :cool:

[Sister Rose]

The house sounds like it'll be huge, will there be cooks/butlers :cool:

cooks and butlers would be good! Nice furnishings...like a Manor house. haha :D That I would like. :cool:

[IDon'tOweYouAnything23]

cooks and butlers would be good! Nice furnishings...like a Manor house. haha :D That I would like. :cool:

:guitar: Plenty of alcohol and food, and I'd be happyyyy ;)

[teeth]

Who wants to room with me....? :)

[Cassius]

You know the youngsters here have no idea what you are talking about. But I do.


Puck? The Real World guy?

[iamnicola]

http://faculty-staff.ou.edu/A/Rufus.J.Alexander-1/017_PP0296~R-Kelly-Posters.jpg

http://hotmusicbeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/r-kelly-foto.jpg

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/13982.jpg

They're already ordered!
*sings* Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Milton! Milton! Give me some thumbtacks!

[yesitis]

kewpie would be constantly moving the furniture.

[Sister Rose]

:guitar: Plenty of alcohol and food, and I'd be happyyyy ;)

sounds good to me! :) :guitar:

[iamnicola]

kewpie would be constantly moving the furniture.

Zingaroo!

[troubleluvsme]

kewpie would be constantly moving the furniture.

BWAHHAHAHAhahaha!!! :clap:

[VetTechOnFire]

Who wants to room with me....? :)

I will ;)