What You Say If You Woke Up Next To The Above Poster?

[Practising Troublemaker]

Well...should you ever wake in bed with the poster above what would you say!?!

Love PTxx.

[Uncleskinny]

Well...should you ever wake in bed with the poster above what would you say!?!

Love PTxx.

Fucking hell, I'm several miles from home, and in a much smarter bed.

Peter

[yesitis]

Fucking hell, I'm several miles from home, and in a much smarter bed.

Peter

that'll be 50 quid. don't look at me!

[Practising Troublemaker]

Why was my thread merged with this?

Love PTxx.

[vicarinatutugal]

Why was my thread merged with this?

Love PTxx.

You get around don't you? first skinny now me? :eek:

[Ellen]

my wife is goin' to kill me:tears:


:p

DAMN, he appears to be married.

[Zelda Zonk]

Dahhhhlink! I'll get the butler to whip us up some cinammon toast forthwith.

[Cowshed]

oh that sounds nice :) BTW the way, you won't tell the wife or vicarinatutugal, will you? do you know ellen's number :p

I hope nobody catches me doing the walk of shame from here :o

[Kilt Uncle]

Quite possibly as now you have a sore bottom. ;)

When you said you had moist lips surrounded by a bush, a beard wasn't what i had in mind......:p

[Barking]

"Sorry, I mistook you for haggis last night. My bad."

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

Roll over and let me scratch your belly. Good boy!

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

are we gonna be friends now? ;)

But have you been a good boy? Really good? Truly good? I have very high standards.

[Helen Bach]

But have you been a good boy? Really good? Truly good? I have very high standards.

How did you get into my house?

[Practising Troublemaker]

Nice pyjamas!...why are they on the floor!?!

Love PTxx.

[Practising Troublemaker]

I didn't need them, the electric blanket was on. Would you like a cup of tea?

Two sugars please

Love PTxx.

[Helen Bach]

Two sugars please

Love PTxx.

Will you all please get out of my house?
And take that dog with you!

[Helen Bach]

Will you all please get out of my house?
And take that dog with you!

Just you again... as usual.

Oh well, let's all go over to twitter and keep ben_chill company;

[Ellen]

Just you again... as usual.

Oh well, let's all go over to twitter and keep ben_chill company;

I've never been with a Senior Member before. How was it for you?

[Helen Bach]

I've never been with a Senior Member before. How was it for you?

It started off badly, the middle wasn't great and it ended too soon.
But apart from that...

[IDon'tOweYouAnything23]

Have you seen my billy grundies?

[Franzanna]

Have you seen my billy grundies?

:eek: They're on you now... But where's Mary Hoppins? :tears:

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

:eek: They're on you now... But where's Mary Hoppins? :tears:

How old are you? :eek:

[The Seeker of Good Songs]

This is not my beautiful house!

This is not my beautiful wife!

My god!...what have I done?

[EPbabe]

This is not my beautiful house!

This is not my beautiful wife!

My god!...what have I done?

I can't sleep cause my bed's on fire!

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

I can't sleep cause my bed's on fire!

yay!? ;)

[Robert Neville]

yay!? ;)

that was the best nights sleep ive ever had.... Thank you

[Corrissey]

that was the best nights sleep ive ever had.... Thank you

Read me some poetry :)

[Ben Budd]

that was the best nights sleep ive ever had.... Thank you

How was it for you? How was it for you? Hoooooow was it for you? Was it as good as it was for me?

[Ellen]

How was it for you? How was it for you? Hoooooow was it for you? Was it as good as it was for me?

I wonder if I can make the next 85.

[Ben Budd]

I wonder if I can make the next 85.

I wonder if I can make it to "Daddy's Speeding" next time.

[Ellen]

I wonder if I can make it to "Daddy's Speeding" next time.

That was a good night... but why do I always end up having sex to Suede?

[Ben Budd]

That was a good night... but why do I always end up having sex to Suede?

I'm confused, we managed to see out all of 'Your Arsenal' the first time?

[Ellen]

I'm confused, we managed to see out all of 'Your Arsenal' the first time?

Yes but we had been drinking. Not playing Rock Band and watching Corrie.

[Ben Budd]

Yes but we had been drinking. Not playing Rock Band and watching Corrie.

No, we'd only had one or two glasses of wine. Then again, the condoms WERE too small. A bad workman always blames his tools, I suppose.

[Ellen]

No, we'd only had one or two glasses of wine. Then again, the condoms WERE too small. A bad workman always blames his tools, I suppose.

Shut up. Morning sex?

[Ben Budd]

Shut up. Morning sex?

"I think we need to reply to other people."

[Ellen]

"I think we need to reply to other people."

Don't reject me on solo in front of all these screens. I'm serious.

[Ben Budd]

Don't reject me on solo in front of all these screens. I'm serious.

Make up post?

[Ellen]

Make up post?

Post.

[Ben Budd]

Post.

Post.

[Corrissey]

Post.

I will not be ignored, Ben :mad: Were you too busy with Robert to notice me?

[troubleluvsme]

I will not be ignored, Ben :mad: Were you too busy with Robert to notice me?


April 5, 2009:

Will you scooch over plz? Moz is falling out of bed.
kthx

[Ben Budd]

I will not be ignored, Ben :mad: Were you too busy with Robert to notice me?

"Oh hey, Corrissey, sorry to post this when you're not home but...yeah...got a call from the clinic today. Yeah. You may want to...er...you know...see a nurse. It's REALLY contagious. Violently so. But hey, thanks for letting me stick it in you!"

[Ellen]

Evidently, I need to get myself checked out.

[Corrissey]

Evidently, I need to get myself checked out.

I've had sex with you, too?! Guilt by association...

Next time, let's leave Ben out of it. :cool:

[Ellen]

I've had sex with you, too?! Guilt by association...

Next time, let's leave Ben out of it. :cool:

Do you like Morrissey?

[Corrissey]

Do you like Morrissey?

Yes, on top

[Ellen]

Yes, on top

Oh, and Ben doesn't 'do' threesomes. But I'm sure he'll make us a cup of tea if we ask.

[Ben Budd]

Oh, and Ben doesn't 'do' threesomes. But I'm sure he'll make us a cup of tea if we ask.

Oh dear god what have you bitches done to my bed?!?!

[Cowshed]

Oh dear god what have you bitches done to my bed?!?!

That was me. Are you not into mess?

[Ben Budd]

That was me. Are you not into mess?

Shit, you didn't sound Southern on the forums?!?!

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Shit, you didn't sound Southern on the forums?!?!

What have you done with Ellen? :eek:

[Barking]

What have you done with Ellen? :eek:

Hey wait a minute! Where did Brett Anderson go?:eek: Is this New Zealand? :eek: And where did the haggis go? :mad:

[Ellen]

Hey wait a minute! Where did Brett Anderson go?:eek: Is this New Zealand? :eek: And where did the haggis go? :mad:

Where did the dog come from? And why is it talking?

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Where did the dog come from? And why is it talking?
i dont know dear, but its nice to see you smile :rolleyes:

[Ellen]

i dont know dear, but its nice to see you smile :rolleyes:

I'm not smiling. You've just raped me.

[prisoner77]

i've no regrets..

[cornelius blaze]

i've no regrets..

don't want you back

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

don't want you back

this can never happen again, im straight now! :eek:

[prisoner77]

Don't want your front.

[cornelius blaze]

Don't want your front.

:D...................Halfway to Paradise!

[bysshe]

:D...................Halfway to Paradise!

Only halfway?!? :eek:

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Only halfway?!? :eek:

id be very very happy :sweet:

[prisoner77]

:D...................Halfway to Paradise!

So near, yet still so ...floppy?

[Practising Troublemaker]

Did you spill mayonnaise on my bed sheets!?! :eek:

Love PTxx.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Did you spill mayonnaise on my bed sheets!?! :eek:

Love PTxx.

dude, i dont even know if ur a bloke or bird still :cool:

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

if you woke up nxt to them one morning and asked that, you need some sex ed lessons :p


PT is a he BTW

we gotta stop running into each other like this :p
& thx for then info, this thread is making me too gay again maybe :o

[vicarinatutugal]

we gotta stop running into each other like this :p
& thx for then info, this thread is making me too gay again maybe :o

em how did I get to america :eek:

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

em how did I get to america :eek:

i dont know, i only paid for you to fly here :eek:
you can get urself back, right? :o

[Ellen]

i dont know, i only paid for you to fly here :eek:
you can get urself back, right? :o

Why is '999' not working? Wait a second what the fuck? Am I in AMERICA?

[Practising Troublemaker]

I'm some place in bed with Ellen!?! But I should be at school studying in lesson!

Love PTxx.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Why is '999' not working? Wait a second what the fuck? Am I in AMERICA?

we did it a 2nd time, so its not rape, you must really like me, yay! :p
i did not see

I'm some place in bed with Ellen!?! But I should be at school studying in lesson!

Love PTxx.
this post when i made mine, i want some ellen, not pt, no offense...

[Practising Troublemaker]

this post when i made mine, i want some ellen, not pt, no offense...

None taken....WANKER:tears:

Love PTxx.

[hatfull]

None taken....WANKER:tears:

Love PTxx.
:eek: youre not the husband I went to bed with! And why are you calling me a wanker? :tears: And it's your turn to feed the cat!

[EPbabe]

:eek: youre not the husband I went to bed with! And why are you calling me a wanker? :tears: And it's your turn to feed the cat!

Can I see the... you-know-what? :o :o :o

[hatfull]

Can I see the... you-know-what? :o :o :o
:D yes you can! would you like a cup of tea?

[EPbabe]

:D yes you can! would you like a cup of tea?

Oh. :o Coffee if possible. Thank you.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Oh. :o Coffee if possible. Thank you.
aww shucks, i dont wanna be creepy, so i'll just go :(

[hatfull]

Oh. :o Coffee if possible. Thank you.
yes, coffee is possible. And it's still your turn to feed the cat :D

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

yes, coffee is possible. And it's still your turn to feed the cat :D

getting skipped feels a little bad :( but i better get out of here b4 him kicks my butt! :eek:

[Practising Troublemaker]

getting skipped feels a little bad :( but i better get out of here b4 him kicks my butt! :eek:

Ok, Robby you gotta stop ending up in bed with me, I am going to get a door lock!

Love PTxx.

[Cassius]

Ok, Robby you gotta stop ending up in bed with me, I am going to get a door lock!

Love PTxx.

Your lock is broken.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Your lock is broken.

yay, yay, yay! :horny: then id look for her bf :cool:

[Cassius]

yay, yay, yay! :horny: then id look for her bf :cool:

Robby, run!

[nugz]

Robby, run!

oh hey baby, is your b/f cool with this? :cool::p

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

oh hey baby, is your b/f cool with this? :cool::p

if i woke next to nugzie baby then id know i was still asleep :cool:

[Cassius]

Robby, we have to quit meeting this way!


oh hey baby, is your b/f cool with this? :cool::p

I don't know, let's ask him. :cool:

*bom chicka wow wow*

[9 x Fined]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/dookiegirl/avie.jpg

I would say, "what the f*ck is this huge poster doing in my room."

[Cassius]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/dookiegirl/avie.jpg

I would say, "what the f*ck is this huge poster doing in my room."

I'm not fat! :tears: ;)

[bysshe]

I'm not fat! :tears: ;)

Good morning, you saucy minx. If we asked nicely, do you think that Joey would stop hogging the covers? ;)

[Corrissey]

Good morning, you saucy minx. ;)

That bloody spleen is killing the mood. :cool:

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

That bloody spleen is killing the mood. :cool:

i wont tell if you dont :o

[Corrissey]

i wont tell if you dont :o

You've scared away the above posters. :eek: *looks under bed for one* :p

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

You've scared away the above posters. :eek: *looks under bed for one* :p

ppl here dont wanna wake up next to me, hold me please corrie :(
before i go :o

[bagface]

oh my god it's oh my god, it's robby!

[EPbabe]

Come to mommy! :D

Sorry.

[Corrissey]

Come to mommy! :D

Sorry.

I've never been with a titty twin. :o:p

[bysshe]

I've never been with a titty twin. :o:p

Would you like to test drive mine?

[Corrissey]

Would you like to test drive mine?

*motorboat*

[bysshe]

*motorboat*

http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif

Hey! That tickles!

[Corrissey]

http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif

Hey! That tickles!

That's the squirrel. :p

[Uncleskinny]

That's the squirrel. :p

You leave yours, I'll leave mine, we'll be happy together forever.

BTW, nice shag.

Peter

[Corrissey]

You leave yours, I'll leave mine, we'll be happy together forever.

BTW, nice shag.

Peter

Thanks.

Stop pacing, you're making me nervous.

[IDon'tOweYouAnything23]

Thanks.

Stop pacing, you're making me nervous.

some people smoke afterwards, I prefer to pace :guitar:

[Corrissey]

some people smoke afterwards, I prefer to pace :guitar:

Can we skip church today? ;)

[troubleluvsme]

Can we skip church today? ;)

where's my bra?

[IDon'tOweYouAnything23]

Can we skip church today? ;)

I'm not sure, I might want to go to confession...:eek: :p

[Corrissey]

where's my bra?

You burned it. :o:p


I'm not sure, I might want to go to confession...:eek: :p

Catlicker!!

[troubleluvsme]

You burned it. :o:p


haha! I never liked wearing them anyway.

[IDon'tOweYouAnything23]

yes, it did look better on my bedroom floor :eek: :p

[SomeFormOfSusan]

You don't owe me anything? Jesus, can't have been a great night then.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

You don't owe me anything? Jesus, can't have been a great night then.

Susan is a nice name :)

[Barking]

Best thing 'bout being a wooooman is the prerogative to have a little fuuuuuuun
Oh, hello again Rob. Have we left New Zealand? :eek:

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Best thing 'bout being a wooooman is the prerogative to have a little fuuuuuuun
Oh, hello again Rob. Have we left New Zealand? :eek:

cool, i didnt even know you were a girl :o
and as for leaving NZ, my ticket is round trip, i dont know about yours sweetie :eek:

[Ben Budd]

right in the ass

[SomeFormOfSusan]

I knew that last drink tasted strange.