my 2009 #1 solo crush

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/jsi/lowres/jsin389l.jpg
it strikes me for the new year i should have a new online crush
now to be a proper online crush for me one must be desirable yet not really accessible
its a whole unrequited thing http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/33.gif

now here are the most like candidates for this in no particular order:

1. bysshe
-her because well, she's nice to me :eek:

2. nugz
-she was always my #2 for a long time :o

3. crimes
-cuz well, i wanna be like everybody else here :rolleyes:

4. Cassius
-to piss her bf off again :p

5. vAndreav
-she always gives me good advice :guitar:

6. Ellen
-im joking of course :cool:

[Ready With Ready-Wit]

1. bysshe
-her because well, she's nice to me :eek:

2. nugz
-she was always my #2 for a long time :o

3. crimes
-cuz well, i wanna be like everybody else here :rolleyes:

4. Cassius
-to piss her bf off again :p

5. vAndreav
-she always gives me good advice :guitar:

6. Ellen
-im joking of course :cool:

3 of those I didn't even know were female.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

3 of those I didn't even know were female.

ellen might not be :eek:

[crimes]

I don't need this sort of pressure. No one will vote for me. OMG :tears:

[joey]

vAndreav
-she always gives me good advice :guitar:


She does give very good advice. If I were to make a thread like this, I'd put her on my list too.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

3 of those I didn't even know were female.
vote please :o

I don't need this sort of pressure. No one will vote for me. OMG :tears:
i used my vote on you :)

She does give very good advice. If I were to make a thread like this, I'd put her on my list too.
vote please :guitar:

[crimes]

i used my vote on you :)
Now use something else on me. omg.

[yesitis]

i think you shouldd broaden your horizons and choose me.

[Ready With Ready-Wit]

You and Ellen. Match made in Sty-Heaven.;)

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Now use something else on me. omg.
like this? http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/spank.gif
&

i think you shouldd broaden your horizons and choose me.
then vote that way, but just make sure to vote :)

[crimes]

like this? http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/spank.gif
Yes, something like that.

[Ben Budd]

ellen might not be :eek:

Nah, she is, I can confirm.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Nah, she is, I can confirm.

was she any good then? :D

[vicarinatutugal]

well bugger you robby grrrrr

[Godlovesugly]

I voted for ellen purely to be annoying.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

well bugger you robby grrrrr

shit, if i had made the list longer, you and another mod would have been on it :D

[crimes]

I voted for ellen purely to be annoying.
I voted for ellen purely to try and woo her.

[vicarinatutugal]

shit, if i had made the list longer, you and another mod would have been on it :D

not accepting that you have your yun uns, :mad:

[vicarinatutugal]

shit, if i had made the list longer, you and another mod would have been on it :D

not skinny! he very happily married to a lovely curvy lady!

[I am a Ghost]

I vote for Crimes because she has a fascinating mind :)

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

not accepting that you have your yun uns, :mad:

i know, silly me :o

[crimes]

I vote for Crimes because she has a fascinating mind :)
Thanks :) My friends say I'm sick, not fascinating so it's nice to be appreciated.

PS MAKE SURE YOU TICK THE BOX ON THE POLL!

[Godlovesugly]

I voted for ellen purely to try and woo her.

That's all it takes I hear...aww not really

She's taken with you anyway ;) we both are, simultaneously.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

I vote for Crimes because she has a fascinating mind :)

please vote then :)

[crimes]

That's all it takes I hear...aww not really

She's taken with you anyway ;) we both are, simultaneously.
Will you both be sat behind me at Symphony Hall? You can massage a shoulder each. This gig is gonna be sexy.

[Ben Budd]

was she any good then? :D

At what?

[Godlovesugly]

Will you both be sat behind me at Symphony Hall? You can massage a shoulder each. This gig is gonna be sexy.

haha we are sat behind you :p
We'll massage more than your shoulders




...your neck too

[vicarinatutugal]

me. end of. thank you.

[crimes]

haha we are sat behind you :p
We'll massage more than your shoulders




...your neck too
Oh fuck yes.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

At what?

in bed, i thought they did it maybe or you? http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/33.gif
i get all you english blokes confused :confused:
sorry :o

[Godlovesugly]

Oh fuck yes.

Ellen will love me for this ;)

I'm sure she has many more ideas as to what we could do haha, good ol' Ellen.

[Ellen]

I'm flattered that i'm currently in the lead. I really am. However I have a few things to say.

Robby - I'll kill you for including me in this poll. And for insinuating that I am not female.
Ben - Yes. I am a massive slag. There is no need to make that clear on solo.
David - I'm going to murder you. In the best possible way.
Crimes - I'll massage your clit.

[crimes]

Ellen will love me for this ;)

I'm sure she has many more ideas as to what we could do haha, good ol' Ellen.
Settle down and watch the gig? Kick everyone in the face, rip chairs out and rape our way to the front? I'll take the rape please.

[crimes]

crimes - i'll massage your clit.
O YEAH.

which should be in CAPS, DICKHEADS.

[Ben Budd]

I didn't do anything...?

[Godlovesugly]

Settle down and watch the gig? Kick everyone in the face, rip chairs out and rape our way to the front? I'll take the rape please.

Rape our way to the front?...I don't think I'll get very far, maybe the row in front is too far

*weakly* go on..without...me

[Ellen]

I didn't do anything...?

That's right, you didn't.
I'm back in Manchester tomorrrrrrrrrow.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

I'm flattered that i'm currently in the lead. I really am. However I have a few things to say.

Robby - I'll kill you for including me in this poll. And for insinuating that I am not female.

ok, you are all woman, my bad for implying otherwise(getting down on one knee now)
please dont kick me baby :pray:

[crimes]

Rape our way to the front?...I don't think I'll get very far, maybe the row in front is too far

*weakly* go on..without...me
I'll be wearing a dress so will probably fail to step over the railings in the first place.

[Corrissey]

Foursome for me, kthx. :cool: :D

[Ellen]

ok, you are all woman, my bad for implying otherwise(getting down on one knee now)
please dont kick me baby :pray:

That's right. Get down bitch.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Foursome for me, kthx. :cool: :D
rad! with me? yes, yes, yes :D
&

That's right. Get down bitch.
shall i
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/footwear/B0002Z1IXG.jpg
lick your boots while im down there :horny:

[Godlovesugly]

I'll be wearing a dress so will probably fail to step over the railings in the first place.

Damn I was gonna wear one too, now we can't both wear one!

What if I get stage fright and can't get it up! This plan was doomed from the start wasn't it? :(

[Ellen]

shall i
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/footwear/B0002Z1IXG.jpg
lick your boots while im down there :horny:

I'm going to be sick.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

I'm going to be sick.

i'll go now :tears:

[Ben Budd]

That's right, you didn't.
I'm back in Manchester tomorrrrrrrrrow.

...ok?

[Godlovesugly]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/footwear/B0002Z1IXG.jpg


I'm imagining Ellen wearing those and I Am Laughing

[Corrissey]

rad! with me? yes, yes, yes :D
&


you weren't on the pole

[crimes]

Damn I was gonna wear one too, now we can't both wear one!

What if I get stage fright and can't get it up! This plan was doomed from the start wasn't it? :(
You can wear one too! Get the same one and we can match! :sweet:

[Ellen]

I'm imagining Ellen wearing those and I Am Laughing
'lol'

...ok?
'lol'

[esheh195]

Foursome for me, kthx. :cool: :D

Corrissey!!! :eek: Are you trying to make me jealous or excited!?!?! :horny::D



http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z229/tubaballoon/godzilla-hump.gif

[Ben Budd]

'lol'

What?

[Corrissey]

Corrissey!!! :eek: Are you trying to make me jealous or excited!?!?! :horny::D



http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z229/tubaballoon/godzilla-hump.gif

:eek: HELLO esheh! ... howyoudoin' :cool: Do me Godzilla style!!! :guitar::D

[Godlovesugly]

You can wear one too! Get the same one and we can match! :sweet:

What's that term, when attractive people hang out with ugly people to make them look even more attractive...I could be that for you.

[Ellen]

What?

Nothing! I'm bored, drunk and on Morrissey Solo. How much more humiliation can I take?

[raincoated lover]

Mine is ReadyWithReadyWit.

Whe does nobody have a crush on me!?

[esheh195]

you weren't on the pole

But with 4 lovely ladies in a room, wouldn't it be more fun if someone was on *cough* cough* erm.....the pole? :D

http://people.zeelandnet.nl/shane/index/firepole.gif

[bored]

I don't need this sort of pressure. No one will vote for me. OMG :tears:

I have never heard of you but I voted for you to lessen the pressure.

[Corrissey]

Mine is ReadyWithReadyWit.

Whe does nobody have a crush on me!?

I do. I think you're gorgeous & you're my Yes I am Blind buddy. :sweet:

[crimes]

What's that term, when attractive people hang out with ugly people to make them look even more attractive...I could be that for you.
I don't think that really works with me. :tears::tears::tears:

[Corrissey]

But with 4 lovely ladies in a room, wouldn't it be more fun if someone was on *cough* cough* erm.....the pole? :D

we'll bring our own. ;)

[crimes]

I have never heard of you but I voted for you to lessen the pressure.
I used to be "liebe" before I became "crimes". Maybe you've heard of "liebe". No? Oh. Okay. :tears:

[Godlovesugly]

I don't think that really works with me. :tears::tears::tears:

Awww don't be silly my lovely.
I make the elephant man look like paris hilton!

[nugz]

robby, you are one strange fella

[esheh195]

we'll bring our own. ;)


:( *sigh* fine.
haha....actually, I'm just happy I finally popped the inevitable "fireman's pole" pun cherry. :D

I've been waiting and waiting to do it, and honestly, while it coulda been much better and I'm a little embarrassed by how it came out....I'm just glad I got it over with. ;)
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-bear-undresses-first-time.jpg

[nugz]

:( *sigh* fine.
haha....actually, I'm just happy I finally popped the inevitable "fireman's pole" pun cherry. :D

I've been waiting and waiting to do it, and honestly, while it coulda been much better and I'm a little embarrassed by how it came out....I'm just glad I got it over with. ;)
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-bear-undresses-first-time.jpg

lolololol

[Godlovesugly]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-bear-undresses-first-time.jpg

I wonder if Ellen remembers the one I made of Mr. Morrissey

[Ellen]

robby, you are one strange fella

Nugzy is jealous cos she aint in the lead.

[Corrissey]

:( *sigh* fine.
haha....actually, I'm just happy I finally popped the inevitable "fireman's pole" pun cherry. :D


You & me in the firehouse, baby. :cool: I just can't book it the same weekend as my foursome, sorry. :p

[I am a Ghost]

Thanks :) My friends say I'm sick, not fascinating so it's nice to be appreciated.

PS MAKE SURE YOU TICK THE BOX ON THE POLL!

I have ticked your box :)

An "l" would make that an infinitely more interesting sentence :)

[Ellen]

I wonder if Ellen remembers the one I made of Mr. Morrissey

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/8/128759102312895504.jpg

[nugz]

Nugzy is jealous cos she aint in the lead.

you've figured it out. wahhh :tears:

[esheh195]

Nugzy is jealous cos she aint in the lead.

*checks poll results. gets outraged. votes for nugzie*

I think a certain individual presently in the lead is only in said lead because we didn't place this condition at the start of the poll.

http://img.printfection.com/14/141288/vx0Rp.jpg

:D:p

[Ellen]

*checks poll results. gets outraged. votes for nugzie*

I think a certain individual presently in the lead is only in said lead because we didn't place this condition at the start of the poll.

http://img.printfection.com/14/141288/vx0Rp.jpg

:D:p


If i'm honest, I just voted for Nugz.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

robby, you are one strange fella
in a good way i hope :)
&

If i'm honest, I just voted for Nugz.
does that mean i can come back to my thread now? :guitar:

[esheh195]

If i'm honest, I just voted for Nugz.

Now that's hot. :horny::D

http://www.thecrackshack.com/ro/hitit/gw-id-hit-it.jpg

[yesitis]

*checks poll results. gets outraged. votes for nugzie*

I think a certain individual presently in the lead is only in said lead because we didn't place this condition at the start of the poll.

http://img.printfection.com/14/141288/vx0Rp.jpg

:D:p

well i nthe lead right now i snone of the above. i voted for that meaning myself so i'm assusming everyone else did too. therefore i win. robby has a crush on me. sorry robby, i'm not really interested.

[Ben Budd]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/8/128759102312895504.jpg

That is amazing, thanks.

I just won $33 at online poker. I feel drained.

VOTED ELLEN

[esheh195]

You & me in the firehouse, baby. :cool: I just can't book it the same weekend as my foursome, sorry. :p

That's ok....separate weekends work for me. Besides, I'd want you to be very.....very well rested anyways. :cool:

[nugz]

If i'm honest, I just voted for Nugz.

:sweet:

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

That is amazing, thanks.

I just won $33 at online poker. I feel drained.

VOTED ELLEN

are you sure? you must have voted with another one of your duals :eek:

[Ben Budd]

I only have one account on this fucking awful forum, you hairy mongoloid.

[esheh195]

:sweet:

Hmmm...if she gets the :sweet: gif for voting for you....um....what do I get? ;):cool:

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

I only have one account on this fucking awful forum, you hairy mongoloid.

im not hairy or asian :confused:
there seems to be a lag on when the poll updates, now i know :)

[Godlovesugly]

I only have one account on this fucking awful forum, you hairy mongoloid.

hahaha ahhh good times on so low

[Ben Budd]

im not hairy or asian :confused:
there seems to be a lag on when the poll updates, now i know :)

I despair. I really fucking do.

[Ready With Ready-Wit]

this thread makes me wanna http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-violent072.gif

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

I despair. I really fucking do.
well, when you leave don't let the door hit your ass on the way out :)
&

this thread makes me wanna http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-violent072.gif
dont do it dude, think of the kids :p

[nugz]

Hmmm...if she gets the :sweet: gif for voting for you....um....what do I get? ;):cool:

i'll give you yours in person. :cool:




im not hairy or asian :confused:


:doh:

[Cassius]

4. Cassius
-to piss her bf off again :p


Like that's the only reason. ;)

[iamnicola]

this thread makes me wanna http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-violent072.gif
iawtc

[Cassius]

Hmmm...if she gets the :sweet: gif for voting for you....um....what do I get? ;):cool:

Motherfucking HANS GRUBER representation! :guitar:

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

i'll give you yours in person. :cool:





:doh:

i see, they call me names and i am the one who did wrong
typical solo shit :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

[Cassius]

I'm not even gonna lie, I voted for myself.

[esheh195]

i'll give you yours in person. :cool:



yeah, yeah....promises, promises. lol
Maybe if I dress up like Chris Corner at Webster Hall you'll actually follow through.
*thinks about it* Um...then again, I'm probably just as likely to get my ass kicked for dressing like that....even at a Moz show. :rolleyes::D
http://www.nineteen95.com/chris1.jpg

[Ben Budd]

well, when you leave don't let the door hit your ass on the way out :)

Before I go to bed to cry, are you honestly, HONESTLY, dumb enough to get the terms 'mongoloid' and 'Mongolian' confused?

Really?

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

I'm not even gonna lie, I voted for myself.

if i had 4 other votes i would given 1 to you :)
but i, unlike others here, have no duals :o

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Before I go to bed to cry, are you honestly, HONESTLY, dumb enough to get the terms 'mongoloid' and 'Mongolian' confused?

Really?

nobody uses mongoloid anymore you idiot, its derogatory ive been told duh
but swine like you pretends not to know that
no surprise :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

[nugz]

yeah, yeah....promises, promises. lol
Maybe if I dress up like Chris Corner at Webster Hall you'll actually follow through.
*thinks about it* Um...then again, I'm probably just as likely to get my ass kicked for dressing like that....even at a Moz show. :rolleyes::D
http://www.nineteen95.com/chris1.jpg

:horny::horny::horny:

uhhh...what were you sayin esheh?....i got distracted.....

[Cassius]

if i had 4 other votes i would given 1 to you :)
but i, unlike others here, have no duals :o

Your loss robby, I grew a rack. :p

[esheh195]

Motherfucking HANS GRUBER representation! :guitar:

haha:D....damn straight. :cool:

[Ben Budd]

nobody uses mongoloid anymore you idiot, its derogatory ive been told duh
but swine like you pretends not to know that
no surprise :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

Brilliant!

Goodnight Pigsty.

[Ready With Ready-Wit]

nobody uses mongoloid anymore you idiot, its derogatory ive been told duh


Sorry Benny Boy. He's right. Has multiple meanings including a kind of Asian.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

:horny::horny::horny:

uhhh...what were you sayin esheh?....i got distracted.....

i still dont know who that is :confused:

[Ben Budd]

haha:D....damn straight. :cool:

Bill Clay, actually.

[Cassius]

haha:D....damn straight. :cool:

I fucking love that movie. :guitar:

[Ben Budd]

Sorry Benny Boy. He's right. It goes both ways.

You're looking for decency on the Pigsty?

EDIT: Also note that he's been "told" it's derogatory. Brilliant. I keep learning something new and depressing about robby every day!

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Sorry Benny Boy. He's right. It goes both ways.

i know right, were having a nice little thread here and that benny bastard come here and tries to ruin it
well i wont let em! http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/754.gif

[esheh195]

Your loss robby, I grew a rack. :p

Ummm....is it too late to change my vote?;)

[Ready With Ready-Wit]

You're looking for decency on the Pigsty?

EDIT: Also note that he's been "told" it's derogatory. Brilliant. I keep learning something new and depressing about robby every day!

Hahah. Nah, im lookin out for little bitches. So just go to sleep.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Hahah. Nah, im lookin out for little bitches. So just go to sleep.

and i pray he dont wake up http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/prayerjv8.gif

[Cassius]

Ummm....is it too late to change my vote?;)

Hey guess what eseh? I'm going to Wrestlemania!

[esheh195]

i still dont know who that is :confused:

apparently, it's who i gotta look like if im ever gonna get me some nugz :eek::D

[Ben Budd]

and i pray he dont wake up http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/prayerjv8.gif

Awww, you don't really mean that do you? You're going to feel very sorry when I choke on my ego in the night.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Awww, you don't really mean that do you? You're going to feel very sorry when I choke on my ego in the night.

not in the slightest http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/camper.gif

[nugz]

i still dont know who that is :confused:

Chris Corner. he was in The Sneaker Pimps. remember?...Spin Spin Sugar? and now he has his own solo project. and he's awesome.

apparently, it's who i gotta look like if im ever gonna get me some nugz :eek::D

haha, I really dont know if you can pull off the whole guyliner and glitter look. :p

[Ready With Ready-Wit]

Awww, you don't really mean that do you? You're going to feel very sorry when I choke on my ego in the night.

I guess in the UK ego= boyfriends weenier

[Godlovesugly]

hahaha ahh utterly brilliant stuff

[Cassius]

Hey nugzie I have a question. Do boobz grow your whole life?

[esheh195]

Hey guess what eseh? I'm going to Wrestlemania!

Awesome! I wanna go! Can I be happy for you and jealous at the same time? :D

[Cassius]

Awesome! I wanna go! Can I be happy for you and jealous at the same time? :D

Thanks and yesh. :D

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Chris Corner. he was in The Sneaker Pimps. remember?...Spin Spin Sugar? and now he has his own solo project. and he's awesome.
got it now i guess, but the only song by them i know are
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/Snapshot2009-01-1617-41-02.jpg
:o

[nugz]

Hey nugzie I have a question. Do boobz grow your whole life?

haha what? like...bigger and bigger? no. i think at some point they start to grow downwards, haha.


got it now i guess, but the only song by them i know are
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/Snapshot2009-01-1617-41-02.jpg
:o

I never really listened to the Sneaker Pimps much either. I'm just starting to now cuz of Chris. you should check out his new band IAMX. its amazing.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

I never really listened to the Sneaker Pimps much either. I'm just starting to now cuz of Chris. you should check out his new band IAMX. its amazing.
im on it, thats one thing i lubs about this site, i find out about so much other good music from the people here :)

[nugz]

im on it, thats one thing i lubs about this site, i find out about so much other good music from the people here :)

cool.

he has two albums. "Kiss and Swallow" and "The Alternative." my two favorite songs at the moment are "Your Joy Is My Low" and "Spit it Out."

check out some stuff and report back to me.

[Skinner]

Now use something else on me. omg.

I voted for crimes because she says stuff like that. :guitar:

Edit: But to be fair nugz is my homie and so is Cassius too. Girl power!

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

I voted for crimes because she says stuff like that. :guitar:

Edit: But to be fair nugz is my homie and so is Cassius too. Girl power!

shoot, i 4got about you! but thats ok, you go on about ur bf too much for me to have a real crush on you :cool::eek::p:o

[Skinner]

shoot, i 4got about you! but thats ok, you go on about ur bf too much for me to have a real crush on you :cool::eek::p:o

aw come on! Its just about his sick cat really. I've been freaking out about the puke machine for days.

But for real I'm glad I'm not part of a poll b/c unlike crimes I'll say no one will vote for me and it will be true. haha :p:D

[Cassius]

I voted for crimes because she says stuff like that. :guitar:

Edit: But to be fair nugz is my homie and so is Cassius too. Girl power!

Go Skinner my porn buddy! :guitar:

[CrystalGeezer]

http://www.nineteen95.com/chris1.jpg

I don't mean to derail from Robbie's fun here and please excuse me for being supremely uncool, but who is this person?:o

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

aw come on! Its just about his sick cat really. I've been freaking out about the puke machine for days.

But for real I'm glad I'm not part of a poll b/c unlike crimes I'll say no one will vote for me and it will be true. haha :p:D

well, you let us know when the cat is alrite, ok http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/06.gif
& well uhh, i saw pics of you drinking i think and driving in another, you looked real cute if i remember correctly :o
i did not save them to my desktop so i cant be sure :p which means i tend to connect you up with 'Summer Heights High' visually, which
http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5644558,00.jpg
aint so bad is it? :D

[Corrissey]

Andrea, show your trampoline picture! :horny: :guitar:

[esheh195]

But for real I'm glad I'm not part of a poll b/c unlike crimes I'll say no one will vote for me and it will be true. haha :p:D

Skinner....don't make me create a 'we all should vote for skinner' thread...ill do it ;)

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

I don't mean to derail from Robbie's fun here and please excuse me for being supremely uncool, but who is this person?:o

http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showpost.php?p=1064549&postcount=116
& remember to vote :)

[CrystalGeezer]

I voted for Nugz because her posts always make me laugh. And she has nice armpits. win/win

[nugz]

I don't mean to derail from Robbie's fun here and please excuse me for being supremely uncool, but who is this person?:o

I told Robby earlier in the thread. PAY ATTENTION, CG!!! :cool::D


he's also in my avatar

[nugz]

I voted for Nugz because her posts always make me laugh. And she has nice armpits. win/win

helllllz yeah. and nice armpit moles. hollaaa *high five*

[CrystalGeezer]

he's also in my avatar

I know, that's why I asked. I thought he might be one of those old queen rockers that Morrissey likes and I should start paying attention to these people, turns out he's all modern and nuevo-queen.

[nugz]

I know, that's why I asked. I thought he might be one of those old queen rockers that Morrissey likes and I should start paying attention to these people, turns out he's all modern and nuevo-queen.

no. I dont like people just b/c Morrissey likes them. :cool:

I don't think Morrissey would like him actually. I dunno.

[CrystalGeezer]

no. I dont like people just b/c Morrissey likes them. :cool:


You like me. :p:rolleyes:

[Skinner]

well, you let us know when the cat is alrite, ok http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/06.gif
& well uhh, i saw pics of you drinking i think and driving in another, you looked real cute if i remember correctly :o
i did not save them to my desktop so i cant be sure :p which means i tend to connect you up with 'Summer Heights High' visually, which
http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5644558,00.jpg
aint so bad is it? :D

Well thanks. And do you have a thing for Ja'mie? haha! ;0


Skinner....don't make me create a 'we all should vote for skinner' thread...ill do it ;)

Please don't the thread is "new #1 solo crush" and lets face it, a lot of people around here have had a crush on me already. So I guess I wouldn't qualify as new would I? Duh. :p;)

[esheh195]

Please don't the thread is "new #1 solo crush" and lets face it, a lot of people around here have had a crush on me already. So I guess I wouldn't qualify as new would I? Duh. :p;)

exactly the reason why i didn't vote "other" and put u in as my vote. ;)

[CrystalGeezer]

Why is nugz in italics on the poll? Miharu used to always say "italics are gay."

[nugz]

Why is nugz in italics on the poll? Miharu used to always say "italics are gay."

cuz you voted for me.

that happens in all polls. the one you vote for shows up in italics after you vote.

[CrystalGeezer]

cuz you voted for me.

that happens in all polls. the one you vote for shows up in italics after you vote.

Oh. Thanks.

[bysshe]

Hey nugzie I have a question. Do boobz grow your whole life?

Mine seem to. :(

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

teeth rocks :)

[Ellen]

Ok, I didn't read anything that was just posted but I think you should all know that I'm doing my victory dance.


I WIN.

Close the poll.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Ok, I didn't read anything that was just posted but I think you should all know that I'm doing my victory dance.


I WIN.

Close the poll.

sorry sweet cheeks, this poll is far from over :guitar:
it has weeks to go :eek:
many have looked without voting, i hope they do the right thing and vote next time :)
besides, the lovely, but too young for me i think :o, vAndreav deserves some votes too from the few here that know her
and well, as it stands right now no one is winning
looks like my online crush is gonna be like my real life one
as in, no one :tears:

[Ellen]

Come on people. VOTE ELLEN.

[vAndreav]

haha thanks for the recognition robby, i love ya, but do people even know who i am?

[vAndreav]

She does give very good advice. If I were to make a thread like this, I'd put her on my list too.

hey joey! :) im missing your emails....

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

haha thanks for the recognition robby, i love ya, but do people even know who i am?

no, they dont :eek:, but they should :)

[bored]

Your loss robby, I grew a rack. :p

Wow.. I suddenly have a crush on Cassius. I wonder why.

[Cassius]

Wow.. I suddenly have a crush on Cassius. I wonder why.

It's probably my bright shiny personality and astoundingly great typing skills. Right? ;)

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

It's probably my bright shiny personality and astoundingly great typing skills. Right? ;)

and how are you today Cassie? :)

[Cassius]

and how are you today Cassie? :)

Busy. I'm not supposed to be here. Don't tell! :o

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Busy. I'm not supposed to be here. Don't tell! :o

oh, i wont, i gotta go poo anyhoo :p

[Ben Budd]

Why am I not on this list? I'm clearly the most attractive person here.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Why am I not on this list? I'm clearly the most attractive person here.

ur a dude :cool:

[Ellen]

Why am I not on this list? I'm clearly the most attractive person here.

Oh my god you are SO self obsessed!

[Ben Budd]

Oh my god you are SO self obsessed!

What can I say? Some girls love that shit.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

crimes is catching up i see...

[Buzzetta]

This could be fun.

[Buzzetta]

I declare shenanigans.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

This could be fun.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/me/the%20war/samurai.gif
but dangerous too :eek:

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

i see Buzzetta posted to this thread, but did not vote :cool:

[Buzzetta]

i see Buzzetta posted to this thread, but did not vote :cool:

Because I personally think you are a deviant.

[iamnicola]

Because I personally think you are a deviant.
http://i39.tinypic.com/2ex52dj.jpg

[nugz]

http://i39.tinypic.com/2ex52dj.jpg

hahahahaha!!

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

hahahahaha!!

i dont even wanna know :cool:

[nugz]

i dont even wanna know :cool:

i was laughing at a joke about you. it was HILARIOUS

[Buzzetta]

i was laughing at the joke that is you. it was HILARIOUS

I can play this game as well

FIXED

[iamnicola]

hahahaha

[nugz]

I can play this game as well

FIXED

haha hey! i didnt mess up any of your quotes! :mad:

[Buzzetta]

Too good an opportunity to pass up.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Because I personally think you are a deviant.

coming from a troll like you that means all of 0 to me, thx :p

[iamnicola]

coming from a troll like you that means all of 0 to me, thx :p
And you're not a troll? LOL!!!

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

And you're not a troll? LOL!!!

anti-Troll, its a kind of troll, but i fight for good
my foes are evil
simple really :guitar:

[Buzzetta]

coming from a troll like you that means all of 0 to me, thx :p

I am a troll?

Doubtful

[iamnicola]

anti-Troll, its a kind of troll, but i fight for good
my foes are evil
simple really :guitar:
LOL!!! You are delusional.

[Buzzetta]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/me/the%20war/samurai.gif
but dangerous too :eek:

Please explain.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

I am a troll?

Doubtful

i have pages of posts by you today that show otherwise :cool:
you are an excellent troll however, i can see that :o
because you made me buy a pack of cloves :eek:
you bad bad man :tears:

[iamnicola]

i have pages of posts by you today that show otherwise :cool:
you are an excellent troll however, i can see that :o
because you made me buy a pack of cloves :eek:
you bad bad man :tears:
Robby playing the victim again!

[Buzzetta]

anti-Troll, its a kind of troll, but i fight for good
my foes are evil
simple really :guitar:

You equate an internet forum to represent the forces of good against the forces of evil. Furthermore you place yourself on the side of the good.

You are seriously whacked my large friend and it speaks volumes of why our military needs stronger psych tests despite dwindling enrollment.

[iamnicola]

Again, Buzzetta is the voice of reason.

[Buzzetta]

i have pages of posts by you today that show otherwise :cool:
you are an excellent troll however, i can see that :o
because you made me buy a pack of cloves :eek:
you bad bad man :tears:

Ummm yeah...

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

You equate an internet forum to represent the forces of good against the forces of evil. Furthermore you place yourself on the side of the good.

you are larger than me, remember? :rolleyes:
oh, you probably lied about that too :eek:

[Buzzetta]

Again, Buzzetta is the voice of reason.

Heh - I am sure that there are some that thoroughly enjoy it when I take a few months off from here every now and then. So I will keep that comment in perspective.

[Buzzetta]

you are larger than me, remember? :rolleyes:
oh, you probably lied about that too :eek:

Actually you looked larger than me in the photo I saw of you. If you remember I actually questioned that you were the size you were. I actually am 6'2" and about 220 give or take 5 in either direction. There are a couple of people around here who have met me in person and there are a couple of others here that have seen and have access to my photos and friends to verify.

Sequence of events and reading comprehension. I realize that everyone cannot be a Rhodes Scholar but I expect most people here to have at least a fifth grade education.

Once again you challenge my expectations.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Actually you looked larger than me in the photo I saw of you. If you remember I actually questioned that you were the size you were. I actually am 6'2" and about 220 give or take 5 in either direction. There are a couple of people around here who have met me in person and there are a couple of others here that have seen and have access to my photos and friends to verify.

Sequence of events and reading comprehension. I realize that everyone cannot be a Rhodes Scholar but I expect most people here to have at least a fifth grade education.

Once again you challenge my expectations.
no, i just think you are lying, thats all
i read back some, i am not the 1st to think you are a liar here buzzie
nor will i be the last
and you will go away again
we both know that
but you can troll me until then i guess
then you will get bored and go again
fine :)

[Buzzetta]

no, i just think you are lying, thats all
i read back some, i am not the 1st to think you are a liar here buzzie
nor will i be the last
and you will go away again
we both know that
but you can troll me until then i guess
then you will get bored and go again
fine :)

Let me check my drivers license... umm nope I am as tall as I thought I was and my weight is probably the same as it was two weeks ago when I went to the Dr.

You are a deviant delusional being.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Let me check my drivers license... umm nope I am as tall as I thought I was and my weight is probably the same as it was two weeks ago when I went to the Dr.

You are a deviant delusional being.

once again, i state the opinion of troll like you means almost 0 to me
you can say it over and over again trollie
its not gonna change, say it for how many ever weeks you want til you get bored stalking me here with your crap then go off to whatever rock you crawled from under
ok trollie? :)

[Buzzetta]

once again, i state the opinion of troll like you means almost 0 to me
you can say it over and over again trollie
its not gonna change, say it for how many ever weeks you want til you get bored stalking me here with your crap then go off to whatever rock you crawled from under
ok trollie? :)

You feel that people "stalk" you?
Scary...

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

You feel that people "stalk" you?
Scary...
you are very clearly stalking me my new troll
but you will go away, your kind always does, now do try and let me eat
ok trollie?
some of us have lives, i am sure you have other sites, with others there you stalk
get to it! :guitar:

[Buzzetta]

you are very clearly stalking me my new troll
but you will go away, your kind always does, now do try and let me eat
ok trollie?
some of us have lives, i am sure you have other sites, with others there you stalk
get to it! :guitar:

Go and eat... no one is stopping you. You feel compelled to keep responding with your bizarre rants and raves of your "zone" and "good" vs "evil"

You are truly a frightening individual and it frightens me more that my tax dollars supplied you with a weapon.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Please explain.
there is no explaining to trolling scum like you, cmon you gotta be at least self aware enough to know that :o
but here goes anyway:
you might get use to saying whatever you want in 'the sty'
or harrassing/stalking people like you have been me today, but outside of here, on these forums, you will get in trouble for it :eek:
also, in the real world, i am guessing it gets scum like you beat up a lot, sorry for that, but you likely always have it coming :cool:

ps: i am little mad that my soup got cold by the way :mad: but never fear, it reheats fine :)

[Buzzetta]

there is no explaining to trolling scum like you, cmon you gotta be at least self aware enough to know that :o
but here goes anyway:
you might get use to saying whatever you want in 'the sty'
or harrassing/stalking people like you have been me today, but outside of here, on these forums, you will get in trouble for it :eek:
also, in the real world, i am guessing it gets scum like you beat up a lot, sorry for that, but you likely always have it coming :cool:

ps: i am little mad that my soup got cold by the way :mad: but never fear, it reheats fine :)

LOL - you are funny.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

LOL - you are funny.

the key is without really being mean, you know? :o
i wish i could say the same for you :cool:

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Go and eat... no one is stopping you. You feel compelled to keep responding with your bizarre rants and raves of your "zone" and "good" vs "evil"

You are truly a frightening individual and it frightens me more that my tax dollars supplied you with a weapon.

up at my folks, we have an arsenal, basically i inherit it when my step dad dies :tears:
think about that for a while :gun:
ok, foodie time for real, then shave, then shower, then the show
ta!

[Buzzetta]

up at my folks, we have an arsenal, basically i inherit it when my step dad dies :tears:
think about that for a while :gun:
ok, foodie time for real, then shave, then shower, then the show
ta!

Uh huh... Ok there psycho.

[slubacca]

holy shit

this thread.....

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

holy shit

this thread.....

make sure to vote :guitar:

[Chico]

up at my folks, we have an arsenal, basically i inherit it when my step dad dies :tears:
think about that for a while :gun:


And Robby claims he never threatens anyone.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

And Robby claims he never threatens anyone.

i was not threatening anyone moron :cool:

[Chico]

i was not threatening anyone moron :cool:

Quiet, Psycho. Go stuff your face. Leave us be.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Quiet, Psycho. Go stuff your face. Leave us be.

there is no us here for you chico :cool:
unless you mean the other suspicious users
http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=64769
so far since registering here, you have done little to change that status
i am guessing http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/tsktskog7.gif

[Chico]

there is no us here for you chico :cool:
unless you mean the other suspicious users
http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=64769
so far since registering here, you have done little to change that status
i am guessing http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/tsktskog7.gif

Robby, you are a throbbing, disgusting, pus-filled, and infected growth on the ass of morrissey-solo that needs to be excised.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Robby, you are a throbbing, disgusting, pus-filled, and infected growth on the ass of morrissey-solo that needs to be excised.
you 1st :p now go and troll in another thread :cool: but make sure to vote :guitar:

[Chico]

you 1st :p now go and troll in another thread :cool: but make sure to vote :guitar:

Everyone who realizes how disgusting you are is a troll huh? That must make you feel better.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Everyone who realizes how disgusting you are is a troll huh? That must make you feel better.

you are not everyone, you are on this
http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=64769
list, end of story & i doubt trolling me in my thread here is gonna get you off it moron :cool:
you are not banned already for good cuz david t is very nice, and when you finally are(if you dont shape up)
then you can back to chat where you are the most notorious troll
until then, cheers chico http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/wave.gif
&
click

[Chico]

you are not everyone, you are on this
http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=64769
list, end of story & i doubt trolling me in my thread here is gonna get you off it moron :cool:
you are not banned already for good cuz david t is very nice, and when you finally are(if you dont shape up)
then you can back to chat where you are the most notorious troll
until then, cheers chico http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/wave.gif
&
click


....and off he goes, back to the comfortable world of his psychoses

[yesitis]

i was not threatening anyone moron :cool:

it certainly seemed that way.

[iamnicola]

up at my folks, we have an arsenal, basically i inherit it when my step dad dies :tears:
think about that for a while :gun:
ok, foodie time for real, then shave, then shower, then the show
ta!
That's a clear threat.

I am officially scared.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

it certainly seemed that way.
well, i am sorry to you then, but you are officially encouraging chico now
you know that right? just so we are clear :cool:
&

That's a clear threat.

I am officially scared.

anna, you are liar, someday i hope you get better, honest i do
you are not bad person, just a truly pathetic, lonely sad girl with 0 friends in rl
now that that guy dumped you, it sucks thats the way it is, but i have faith you can change that someday
oh yeah, you wanted Chico's pic from me, remember
yeah, i thought that was creepy and did not look for it...

[iamnicola]

well, i am sorry to you then, but you are officially encouraging chico now
you know that right? just so we are clear :cool:
&


anna, you are liar, someday i hope you get better, honest i do
you are not bad person, just a truly pathetic, lonely sad girl with 0 friends in rl
now that that guy dumped you, it sucks that the way it is, but i have faith you can change that someday
oh yeah, you wanted Chico's pic from me, remember
yeah, i thought that was creepy and did not look for it...
Robby, what the hell are you even talking about?

You are one scary dude.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Robby, what the hell are you even talking about?

You are one scary dude.

i am on about all those strange questions you have asked me about chico
you can have him i think so go for it!
you asked for this Anna, do try and remember that
we use to talk a lot, especially in chat
i know you forget things
i dont, but i do have shit to do, but i'll be back
i am not gonna let the likes of you or chico troll me to wasting my time
i promise :)

[iamnicola]

i am on about all those strange questions you have asked me about chico
you can have go for it!
you asked for this Anna, do try and remember that
we use to talk a lot, especially in chat
i know you forget thing
i dont, but i do have shit to do, but i'll be back
i am not gonna let the likes of you or chico troll me to wasting my time
i promise :)
LOL!!! Okay Robby, whatever you say. You are threatening by the way. That's what trolls do.

The Obamas enjoy fisting together. TRUFAX. It was FOX News.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neCIg0BiXbE

[yesitis]

well, i am sorry to you then, but you are officially encouraging chico now
you know that right? just so we are clear :cool:


i'm not encouraging anyone. this is just serious lulz. all i'm saying is that if someone says they are going to come into possession of a large cache of guns and then follows that up with "so you might want to think about that" or whatever and an image of someone shooting a gun, that seems like a threat to me.

but again, so long as you don't shoot anyone, this is just 'larious.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

i'm not encouraging anyone. this is just serious lulz. all i'm saying is that if someone says they are going to come into possession of a large cache of guns and then follows that up with "so you might want to think about that" or whatever and an image of someone shooting a gun, that seems like a threat to me.

but again, so long as you don't shoot anyone, this is just 'larious.

yeah, i was just trying to be funny when i said "so you might want to think about that" :p
i wouldnt shoot Buzzetta or almost anyone else here :o

[Buzzetta]

yeah, i was just trying to be funny when i said "so you might want to think about that" :p
i wouldnt shoot Buzzetta or almost anyone else here :o

More you like you were exposed and the damage control it outside your containment.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

More you like you were exposed and the damage control it outside your containment.

that does not make even sense trollie :confused:

[Buzzetta]

that does not make even sense trollie :confused:

Figures it wouldn't to you.

[iamnicola]

More you like you were exposed and the damage control it outside your containment.
Hit the nail on the head.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Figures it wouldn't to you.


trolling for a response, will call this count 1*
this go on forever trollie or til i get bored :)


*=reading back buzzetta's post all he really ever does is troll for a response
the dude needs help, a shrink twice a week for an hour each session would be much better him
than his addiction to trolling for responses
count 2

[Buzzetta]

count 2

http://www.redstaplerchronicles.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/The%20Count.jpg

[Chico]

http://www.redstaplerchronicles.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/the%20count.jpg

ahahahahahahaaa

[Buzzetta]

He likes to count... I thought he should have a mascot.

Especially one that is on his mental level.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

speaking of Sesame Street, ive always been a bit partial to
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/me/cookie_monster_worth_1.jpg
:D
also, sad to see the poll currently stuck on a 3 way tie :o

[Ellen]

I haven't voted. no one won me over yet. :cool: :p

Just vote for me so that Robby will shut up.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Just vote for me so that Robby will shut up.

if only it were so easy to shut me up http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/me/quiet.gif

[Buzzetta]

if only it were so easy to shut me up http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/me/quiet.gif

If only

[EPbabe]

I voted for nugz, since I waSN'T ON the list. :tears: And nugz is my one and only titty twin. And she's hawt.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

I voted for nugz, since I waSN'T ON the list. :tears: And nugz is my one and only titty twin. And she's hawt.

if my list had included married people or mods it would have been longer and included you for sure :sweet:

the top 5 who did not make 'the cut' are:

1. bikubesong cuz she does not post anymore :tears:
2. Skinner cuz i 4got about her :o
3. EPbabe cuz she's married i think :confused:
4. vicarinatutugal cuz she's a mod :eek:
&
5. kewpie, of course, cuz she would ban me :cool:

[the judge]

i liked your old avatar better, robby.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

i liked your old avatar better, robby.

which one?
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/me/8137097.jpg
the award winner :)
or
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/me/thendofit.jpg
the one shown during my long exile? :o

[Cassius]

I voted for nugz, since I waSN'T ON the list. :tears: And nugz is my one and only titty twin. And she's hawt.

EP you and I are true titty twins, we are the same cup size. :D

[EPbabe]

EP you and I are true titty twins, we are the same cup size. :D

Oh, I didn't know that. :D Are we the same bra size in general? I think nugzie and I are. :sweet:

[Seasick]

Oh, I didn't know that. :D Are we the same bra size in general? I think nugzie and I are. :sweet:

I think we are gonna need a poll to conform this, with pictures of course. :horny:

[nugz]

I think we are gonna need a poll to conform this, with pictures of course. :horny:

oh theres pictures. i forget which thread tho

[EPbabe]

I think we are gonna need a poll to conform this, with pictures of course. :horny:


oh theres pictures. i forget which thread tho

Here it is, dearz. :D

http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=85318&highlight=epbabe+hits

With photographic proof and everything. :cool:

[troubleluvsme]

Here it is, dearz. :D

http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=85318&highlight=epbabe+hits

With photographic proof and everything. :cool:

Awesome!
You HAWT gurls should make that your new siggy ;)

[nugz]

Here it is, dearz. :D

http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=85318&highlight=epbabe+hits

With photographic proof and everything. :cool:

haha, there we go! :D

[EPbabe]

Awesome!
You HAWT gurls should make that your new siggy ;)

We can't, it's archived. :tears: How do I know? I tried already... :o

[nugz]

We can't, it's archived. :tears: How do I know? I tried already... :o

but you can still save the pictures, silly

[Buzzetta]

hey - chica - I was just thinking...

How many fucked up comments would I get if I posted the menu for the party I am going to later? The menu I sent you offline?

[nugz]

hey - chica - I was just thinking...

How many fucked up comments would I get if I posted the menu for the party I am going to later? The menu I sent you offline?

i dunno, it depends how many veggies read it.

dont post it though, it'll make me hungry!!! haha

[Seasick]

Here it is, dearz. :D

http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=85318&highlight=epbabe+hits

With photographic proof and everything. :cool:

Hmmm, now which pair goes with who? Both very nice no question. The pair on top are showing just a bit more cleave though. :horny:

[EPbabe]

Hmmm, now which pair goes with who? Both very nice no question. The pair on top are showing just a bit more cleave though. :horny:

That's nugzie's. :D

[troubleluvsme]

Hmmm, now which pair goes with who? Both very nice no question. The pair on top are showing just a bit more cleave though. :horny:

There is your challenge EP! More pics!