Moz in Maxim

[MozSmith1]

Has anyone seen the little 24 hrs to live spot light with Moz. Haven't seen it yet but I'm sure someone here gets Maxim...

[yesitis]

what is the 24 hours to live spotlight?

[Depeche609]

I got Maxim and he is in there on page 28. Too busy to scan it or type it up right now. If someone doesn't do it by the time I get back tonight I'll do it, but it's f*cking HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kewpie]

I got Maxim and he is in there on page 28. Too busy to scan it or type it up right now. If someone doesn't do it by the time I get back tonight I'll do it, but it's f*cking HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It'd be fantastic.
We've kept waiting for almost 48 hours.

[Depeche609]

I'm gonna type it up right now...Give me about 10 minutes..

[Not Right in the Head]

I just did a search for him on the Maxim site, and found this funny little ditty (http://www.maxim.com/articles/index.aspx?a_id=6311) from a few years ago. (At the bottom of the page.)

[Kewpie]

I'm gonna type it up right now...Give me about 10 minutes..

Awww, thank you very much! :)

[Depeche609]

Scanner isn't working. Here's is the text. The photo is beautiful black and white with a cemetary in the background. Hopefully someone will scan.
His answers are funny. It's like reading a myspace survey..lol

enjoy..my fingers hurt :)



MORRISSEY
The famously forlorn British crooner and ex-Smiths frontman muses on his last day on earth.

SO HOW DO YOU WANT TO GO? DOUBLE DECKER BUS? TEN TON TRUCK?
-Concussed by a coconut

WHICH OF YOUR SONGS PLAYS IN HEAVEN?
-Satan Rejected My Soul

AND WHICH ONE PLAYS IN HELL?
-I Have Forgiven Jesus

WHAT BOOK DO YOU REGRET NOT FINISHING?
-The Toilets Are Closed In Your Honor, an account of the life of Cressida Dick, deputy assistant commissioner of London's Metropolition Police.

WHILE ALIVE, WHAT DID YOU SPEND MOST OF YOUR MONEY ON?
-Legal Fees

WHO IN YOUR LOFE WOULD YOU HAVE MOST LIKED TO "KICK IN THE EYE"?
-That meat-fed horror Jamie "Orrible" Oliver. If he's a master chef, then I'm Miss Brazil 1970.

WHAT WILL BE YOUR GREATEST LEGACY?
-Thundering suavity

ANY REGREGTS ABOUT BEING OUTSPOKEN?
-Whatever I said, I meant.

WHEN WERE YOU THE MOST HAPPIEST?
-At age 12 I could juggle a plate on a stick

NAME ONE THING YOURE GLAD YOULL NEVER HAVE TO DO AGAIN ON EARTH?
-It will be worth being dead just to get away from Victoria Beckham.

WHATS THE WILDEST THING YOU EVER DID WHILE YOU WERE ALIVE?
-I took some swimming lessons at the local baths.

WHATS YOUR LAST MEAL?
-The disease of smallness-tea and toast

DO YOU HAVE A DEATHBED CONFESSION?
-I've never seen myself naked. It seemed impolite to look.

TO WHOM WOULD YOU WHISPER YOUR LAST GOODBYE?
-To my very best friend...myself

[CrystalGeezer]

I just did a search for him on the Maxim site, and found this funny little ditty (http://www.maxim.com/articles/index.aspx?a_id=6311) from a few years ago. (At the bottom of the page.)

So he's only celibate on bank holidays? That means he's taking the day off on Monday. Whew.

[CrystalGeezer]

Scanner isn't working. Here's is the text. The photo is beautiful black and white with a cemetary in the background. Hopefully someone will scan.
His answers are funny. It's like reading a myspace survey..lol

enjoy..my fingers hurt :)



MORRISSEY
The famously forlorn British crooner and ex-Smiths frontman muses on his last day on earth.

SO HOW DO YOU WANT TO GO? DOUBLE DECKER BUS? TEN TON TRUCK?
-Concussed by a coconut

WHICH OF YOUR SONGS PLAYS IN HEAVEN?
-Satan Rejected My Soul

AND WHICH ONE PLAYS IN HELL?
-I Have Forgiven Jesus

WHAT BOOK DO YOU REGRET NOT FINISHING?
-The Toilets Are Closed In Your Honor, an account of the life of Cressida Dick, deputy assistant commissioner of London's Metropolition Police.

WHILE ALIVE, WHAT DID YOU SPEND MOST OF YOUR MONEY ON?
-Legal Fees

WHO IN YOUR LOFE WOULD YOU HAVE MOST LIKED TO "KICK IN THE EYE"?
-That meat-fed horror Jamie "Orrible" Oliver. If he's a master chef, then I'm Miss Brazil 1970.

WHAT WILL BE YOUR GREATEST LEGACY?
-Thundering suavity

ANY REGREGTS ABOUT BEING OUTSPOKEN?
-Whatever I said, I meant.

WHEN WERE YOU THE MOST HAPPIEST?
-At age 12 I could juggle a plate on a stick

NAME ONE THING YOURE GLAD YOULL NEVER HAVE TO DO AGAIN ON EARTH?
-It will be worth being dead just to get away from Victoria Beckham.

WHATS THE WILDEST THING YOU EVER DID WHILE YOU WERE ALIVE?
-I took some swimming lessons at the local baths.

WHATS YOUR LAST MEAL?
-The disease of smallness-tea and toast

DO YOU HAVE A DEATHBED CONFESSION?
-I've never seen myself naked. It seemed impolite to look.

TO WHOM WOULD YOU WHISPER YOUR LAST GOODBYE?
-To my very best friend...myself

ROFL in my mind. :rolleyes:

[travelcard]

WHICH OF YOUR SONGS PLAYS IN HEAVEN?
-Satan Rejected My Soul

AND WHICH ONE PLAYS IN HELL?
-I Have Forgiven Jesus


ahah.. these are the funniest!

[Depeche609]

I like him talking about his "Thundering suavity"
lol lol lol lol

[CrystalGeezer]

Do you think he's all cryptic like that in real life? :o Like if his significant other said "Hey, I'm going to the store to get milk, wanna come?" that he'd start waxing about how that's the story of his life and stuff and make some strange parallel to pop culture and the dairy industry? Or would he just say, "Okay."??

[Not Right in the Head]

Do you think he's all cryptic like that in real life? :o Like if his significant other said "Hey, I'm going to the store to get milk, wanna come?" that he'd start waxing about how that's the story of his life and stuff and make some strange parallel to pop culture and the dairy industry? Or would he just say, "Okay."??

I'd bet my 401(k) that he's incapable of giving a straight answer to any question.

Sorry, CG--you set yourself up for that one.

[CrystalGeezer]

I'd bet my 401(k) that he's incapable of giving a straight answer to any question.

Sorry, CG--you set yourself up for that one.

This coming from the man with a cross section of a penis in his signature.

[Not Right in the Head]

This coming from the man with a cross section of a penis in his signature.

Hahahahaha!

Should I change it to this?
http://veldt.lobitlandscapes.org/lunch/img/ham-c-pita.jpg

[Vauxhall95]

I just did a search for him on the Maxim site, and found this funny little ditty (http://www.maxim.com/articles/index.aspx?a_id=6311) from a few years ago. (At the bottom of the page.)

I see. You just happened to be trolling the Maxim website for Morrissey references. You're married, you can come up with better cover stories than that!:D

[Ready With Ready-Wit]

http://www.geocities.com/televisioncity/9699/universe/ss70ub.jpg

Miss Brazil 1970 :D

[Not Right in the Head]

I see. You just happened to be trolling the Maxim website for Morrissey references. You're married, you can come up with better cover stories than that!:D

Uhh, I looked on the Maxim site to save Depeche609 from having to type the article in. The fact that that site has gratuitous airbrushed cleavage was only a secondary motivation, of course.

[CrystalGeezer]

http://www.geocities.com/televisioncity/9699/universe/ss70ub.jpg

Miss Brazil 1970 :D

Nice. I'm meeting with a lady named Liz in an hour.

This is not a man preoccupied with cross sections of meat.

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h51/crackersoup/moz/0moob5.jpg

Do you ever wonder why he whips that cord around so much? So he can transform that phallic microphone he has to sing into into a lass-o. The O part's the best part too. :p

[nugz]

that interview was extremely funny. i actually did LOL

[justme]

Scanner isn't working. Here's is the text. The photo is beautiful black and white with a cemetary in the background. Hopefully someone will scan.
His answers are funny. It's like reading a myspace survey..lol

enjoy..my fingers hurt :)



MORRISSEY
The famously forlorn British crooner and ex-Smiths frontman muses on his last day on earth.

SO HOW DO YOU WANT TO GO? DOUBLE DECKER BUS? TEN TON TRUCK?
-Concussed by a coconut

WHICH OF YOUR SONGS PLAYS IN HEAVEN?
-Satan Rejected My Soul

AND WHICH ONE PLAYS IN HELL?
-I Have Forgiven Jesus

WHAT BOOK DO YOU REGRET NOT FINISHING?
-The Toilets Are Closed In Your Honor, an account of the life of Cressida Dick, deputy assistant commissioner of London's Metropolition Police.

WHILE ALIVE, WHAT DID YOU SPEND MOST OF YOUR MONEY ON?
-Legal Fees

WHO IN YOUR LOFE WOULD YOU HAVE MOST LIKED TO "KICK IN THE EYE"?
-That meat-fed horror Jamie "Orrible" Oliver. If he's a master chef, then I'm Miss Brazil 1970.

WHAT WILL BE YOUR GREATEST LEGACY?
-Thundering suavity

ANY REGREGTS ABOUT BEING OUTSPOKEN?
-Whatever I said, I meant.

WHEN WERE YOU THE MOST HAPPIEST?
-At age 12 I could juggle a plate on a stick

NAME ONE THING YOURE GLAD YOULL NEVER HAVE TO DO AGAIN ON EARTH?
-It will be worth being dead just to get away from Victoria Beckham.

WHATS THE WILDEST THING YOU EVER DID WHILE YOU WERE ALIVE?
-I took some swimming lessons at the local baths.

WHATS YOUR LAST MEAL?
-The disease of smallness-tea and toast

DO YOU HAVE A DEATHBED CONFESSION?
-I've never seen myself naked. It seemed impolite to look.

TO WHOM WOULD YOU WHISPER YOUR LAST GOODBYE?
-To my very best friend...myself


LOL :D - hilarious :D - thank you so much for this!

[mozmic_dancer]

Depeche609, I thank your little fingers for this. It was a tasty treat.

May the gods leave you a scanner with OCR capabilities on your doorstep.

[Anaesthesine]

Yes, thank you so much Depeche609.

"Thundering Suavity" just about sums it up. :D

[I am a Ghost]

Many Thanks!

[Claudia2006]

I did my hubby a solid and bought him a copy of Maxim. ;)

http://i393.photobucket.com/albums/pp18/mghzino/MOZinMaxim-1.jpg

Best I could do with my cheapo scanner.

[joe frady]

I did my hubby a solid and bought him a copy of Maxxim. ;)

http://i393.photobucket.com/albums/pp18/mghzino/mozmaxximscan.jpg

Best I could do with my cheapo scanner.

Many thank yous Claudia. :guitar:

[jesuisbryony]

What a dramatic picture.:p It seems to be from the 2004 NME session (which is probably my favourite).
Thank you Claudia. :)

[Uncleskinny]

That picture looks like it was from the NME 'Mozfather' issue, or the same shoot.

Peter

***EDIT*** Great Minds and all that, Bryony.

[joe frady]

That phrase 'thundering suavity' has been bugging me all day.
In the March 2008 press release announcing the Wireless gig SPM promised a 'thundering bill of tight nerves and suavity'.
I need to get out more
:o

[jesuisbryony]

That phrase 'thundering suavity' has been bugging me all day.
In the March 2008 press release announcing the Wireless gig SPM promised a 'thundering bill of tight nerves and suavity'.
I need to get out more
:o
I think he just likes certain phrases, I doubt there's any significance. Still, well remembered.:p


***EDIT*** Great Minds and all that, Bryony.
Most definately.

[jherre6]

Can anyone upload a real nice scan of this? I'd love to make a poster out of it!!

jason

[echobay]

The disease of smallness - tea and toast :D Such humour!

[Dave2006]

Can anyone upload a real nice scan of this? I'd love to make a poster out of it!!

jason

There's a really nice copy on the main page...

[jherre6]

I think that's the same one that Claudia uploaded (so graciously). It's good, but when you enlarge it to 24x36, it gets pretty grainy..

Thanks everyone...
jason


There's a really nice copy on the main page...

[Mars_Rover]

What a dramatic picture.:p It seems to be from the 2004 NME session (which is probably my favourite).
Thank you Claudia. :)

Don't slap me, but he looks a bit like a pre-scruff Joaquin Phoenix in this photo.

[jherre6]

Will No one upload a high res scan??

jason