POST Whatever You Are Thinking At This Very Moment (Pigsty Edition)

[LukaInExile]

It seems to be a popular thread in the normal people section. So maybe it will succeed here too.

[CrystalGeezer]

I love that thread. I love knowing what everyone is thinking. I may not comment directly to people's ideas a lot on it but I'm always reading.

[Ben Budd]

I'm thinking how much I fucking hate Smiths fans.

[CrystalGeezer]

I'm thinking how much I fucking hate Smiths fans.

What fans do you love?

[CrystalGeezer]

Here's something disastrous. My friend last night while drunk kept referring to LAVA.

[Ben Budd]

Proper Morrissey fans. The ones who realise that The Smiths' output, much like Morrissey's, is far from perfect, and the ratio of good to average to bad is more similar than one would think.

I fucking hate How Soon Is Now.

[CrystalGeezer]

I'm testing how to do a spoiler tag. I hate to put it here in pigsty because it isn't. It is beauty.

http://img140.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-14672/loc24/a95a3_dariya_7841.jpg

[nugz]

Here's something disastrous. My friend last night while drunk kept referring to LAVA.

the dating site thing?

[CrystalGeezer]

the dating site thing?

No, he was saying "When I was a kid, lava was always the center of our world of fear. Like, I'm playing on the jungle gym but I don't want to fall or else I will fall in a pit of lava. Ahhhhhhhhhhh." I told him mine was a pit of alligators, then my other friend said, "Yeah, for us it was lava too." Then we started talking about that video game where you have to jump on the alligator heads in order to get to the gem at the end, I forget the name. Pitfall? We were all sort of toasted, but my lava friend, mention lava again later on. I was ignoring him though.

[nugz]

No, he was saying "When I was a kid, lava was always the center of our world of fear. Like, I'm playing on the jungle gym but I don't want to fall or else I will fall in a pit of lava. Ahhhhhhhhhhh." I told him mine was a pit of alligators, then my other friend said, "Yeah, for us it was lava too." Then we started talking about that video game where you have to jump on the alligator heads in order to get to the gem at the end, I forget the name. Pitfall? We were all sort of toasted, but my lava friend, mention lava again later on. I was ignoring him though.

oh...

[joey]

No, he was saying "When I was a kid, lava was always the center of our world of fear. Like, I'm playing on the jungle gym but I don't want to fall or else I will fall in a pit of lava. Ahhhhhhhhhhh." I told him mine was a pit of alligators, then my other friend said, "Yeah, for us it was lava too." Then we started talking about that video game where you have to jump on the alligator heads in order to get to the gem at the end, I forget the name. Pitfall? We were all sort of toasted, but my lava friend, mention lava again later on. I was ignoring him though.

My dad is re-tiling the bathroom floor. He told everyone not to walk on it and I said, "Why, is it made of lava?"

I was the only one who laughed. :guitar:

[CrystalGeezer]

My dad is re-tiling the bathroom floor. He told everyone not to walk on it and I said, "Why, is it made of lava?"

I was the only one who laughed. :guitar:

OMG! We'd better keep our eyes on Mt Rainier because my mom keeps saying "It's going to get rainier!" and yesterday morning I had a dream I was giving a blow job and I never really gave anyone a blowjob but it felt real. Maybe it's gonna blow. :p Creepy cool.

And the tile guy at the apartment complex is named Dave but he lives in his own world and every project he works on he ends up destroying something else, like in this apartment he was tiling the upstairs bedroom and he busted a water line and all the drywall had to be replaced in the ceiling downstairs. He did the same thing in a different apartment in a different county. And he vwrote himself in as president because he thought he could do a better job than all the candidates combined

Hey Joey, I totally miss your Morrissey raps. Those should've been nominated as thread of the year, you're so talented.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

OMG! We'd better keep our eyes on Mt Rainier because my mom keeps saying "It's going to get rainer!" and yesterday morning I had a dream I was giving a blow job and I never really gave anyone a blowjob but it felt real. Creepy cool.

just wondering, are you a gay woman? no offense meant crystie, just wondering :confused:

[CrystalGeezer]

just wondering, are you a gay woman? no offense meant crystie, just wondering :confused:

I'm not. I love men. I want to be touched by men. But (strangely) I can recognize the male within me and find beauty in Goddesses such as Dariya. The sun shines out of her fanny, how can anyone not see how beautiful that is?

[CrystalGeezer]

And then maybe is Mt Rainier blows it would explain why Morrissey has cattle sounds in the beginning of meat is murder. Ohhhhhhhh, c-attle.

[joey]

Hey Joey, I totally miss your Morrissey raps. Those should've been nominated as thread of the year, you're so talented.


Why thank you. I was going to finish up Vauxhall and I and call it something like "Me and Vauxhall" I just haven't. Yet...

[CrystalGeezer]

Why thank you. I was going to finish up Vauxhall and I and call it something like "Me and Vauxhall" I just haven't. Yet...

What would you call Viva Hate?

[You Ran Back to Maugham]

What would you call Viva Hate?

Yo, hate, represent!

[nugz]

Why thank you. I was going to finish up Vauxhall and I and call it something like "Me and Vauxhall" I just haven't. Yet...

hahaahhaa

[joey]

What would you call Viva Hate?


Playa' Hate

Alsatian Cuz
What Now, Little Bitch?
Everry Day Be Like Sunday
Brotha' In Platforms
Angel, Angel, Go Down On Me
Late Night, South Central
Nappyhead
Bust Up 'Da Biz
Barber In Flames
Ordinary Boyyeeeez
Forget Chu Bitch
Textin'-me-sayin's
Hillary In 'Da Ghetto

[CrystalGeezer]

Textin'-me-sayin's


Please do this now. Please? I'm dying laughing.

[joey]

Please do this now. Please? I'm dying laughing.

I'll try and start on it. I'll find the other thread to post it in if I get it finished.

[oscillate wildly]

i hate you all. :sweet::angry:

[joey]

Please do this now. Please? I'm dying laughing.

http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?p=1041253#post1041253

There ya' go.

[lottie]

omg, this subforum :eek:
i just had to pinch myself (no! not like that!) to check im awake...

its too funny... :D

*skips off to join in*

[jebuschristsuperstar]

the IAMs cat's voice in that advert scares the shit out of me. its like he has lived his life and waiting to pop his clogs

[lottie]

how many years inside would i get if i stuck a breadknife in the boyf...
*tempted*

[CrystalGeezer]

how many years inside would i get if i stuck a breadknife in the boyf...
*tempted*

Well, breadknives are serrated so they're good for sawing your boyfriend, but if you're hoping to stick him, I'd go for a butcher knife.

[lottie]

Well, breadknives are serrated so they're good for sawing your boyfriend, but if you're hoping to stick him, I'd go for a butcher knife.

but we are veggies... ;)

yeah breadknife was just a term for a fuck off big knife...
i'd only end up having to clear up the mess, then go to prison so hed win anyway. darn it...

[CrystalGeezer]

but we are veggies... ;)

yeah breadknife was just a term for a fuck off big knife...
i'd only end up having to clear up the mess, then go to prison so hed win anyway. darn it...

Then you could stick him with a paring knife. I think the weapon is small enough that you'd get your point across but you wouldn't land in jail.

[VetTechOnFire]

Then you could stick him with a paring knife. I think the weapon is small enough that you'd get your point across but you wouldn't land in jail.

i would have to agree... Especially if you jabbed it in the leg, away from any vital organs...

[Cassius]

Is that real?

[Dave]

I have produced a sexy 2009 tribute calendar using pictures of myself and the band.

:eek: :D :sweet:

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/ROTFL.gif

[Piccadilly Jim]

I need to leave here, as soon as humanly possible. This place is pathetic. Tseng, go ahead shut the site down, you've lost your way or are you making too much money off of it now? So typical. :tears:

[iamnicola]

You know what pisses me off? Morrissey fans. Not all, just some. I love the 'sty!!!

[CrystalGeezer]

You know what pisses me off? Morrissey fans. Not all, just some. I love the 'sty!!!

Hey, iamnicola. I was sitting outside a Barnes & Noble while my mom was having a coffee and smoking a cigarette and I was looking at the window display and saw this book:

http://www.mkashley.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/influence.jpg

And I thought to myself, "You know, I bet I know someone who'd secretly enjoy this book. Part fashion. Part mocking. It has everything."

Am I correct? :p

[iamnicola]

Hey, iamnicola. I was sitting outside a Barnes & Noble while my mom was having a coffee and smoking a cigarette and I was looking at the window display and saw this book:

http://www.mkashley.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/influence.jpg

And I thought to myself, "You know, I bet I know someone who'd secretly enjoy this book. Part fashion. Part mocking. It has everything."

Am I correct? :p
LOL! Trufax!

[miryam_moz85]

i want sun ..i fuck*** hate this country and snow and freezy cold..and that all until april..grrr:mad::gun:
it will be 10°C under 0...:eek::rolleyes:
CG...enviable...you lazy sunbather..:D

[CrystalGeezer]

i want sun ..i fuck*** hate this country and snow and freezy cold..and that all until april..grrr:mad::gun:
it will be 10°C under 0...:eek::rolleyes:
CG...enviable...you lazy sunbather..:D

Well, I was moderately chilled because I didn't wear socks so my ankles and feet tops were bare and I left my sweater in the car, so it was slightly uncomfortable. That could've been because I was drinking a frappuccino though. :p

[Sister Rose]

*sitting calmly at the pc* I want the chat to remain.....I love the sty! The chat and Pigsty must remain!!! I want ANARCHY!!! hahahahaha :D :D

[miryam_moz85]

Well, I was moderately chilled because I didn't wear socks so my ankles and feet tops were bare and I left my sweater in the car, so it was slightly uncomfortable. That could've been because I was drinking a frappuccino though. :p

but hey..i could live with that..interest of an exchange:D

[iamnicola]

*sitting calmly at the pc* I want the chat to remain.....I love the sty! The chat and Pigsty must remain!!! I want ANARCHY!!! hahahahaha :D :D
I agree.

[blue jag]

.....

[Arsenal]

Not all, but generally, whether they admit it or not, women mostly seem to enjoy being with someone who acts like a jerk. "Nice guys" need not apply in the vast majority of the cases.

[blue jag]

Not all, but generally, whether they admit it or not, women mostly seem to enjoy being with someone who acts like a jerk. "Nice guys" need not apply in the vast majority of the cases.

Im the biggest jerk you can imagine... Hello girls!:D