Kewpie Doll and the Kicks

[Theo]

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[Theo]

This thread is for posting fun videos and pics involving kewpie dolls, that can be found all over the Internet.

[Theo]

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[Theo]

http://t4toby.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/qp1.jpg

[Theo]

The mods are created.

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[Theo]

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[Theo]

Perry Como - Kewpie doll Lyrics
Album: Dreamer's Holiday

Well I took my baby to the carnival
an' I heard that barker yell ( Hey! Hey! )
"Come on an' win yourself a purdy Kewpie Doll,
all you gotta do is ring the bell!"
Well I swung the hammer just as hard as I could,
an' you should have heard the wild applause . . . ( Hooray! )
When "bong" went the bell
and the man said,
"Well, I guess the Kewpie Doll is yours!"( Yeah Yeah! )

I said, "Gimmie a doggie or a teddy bear
or a high school banner for my wall,
'cause I got me a real live Kewpie Doll
an' she's the cutest one of them all!"

( Kew Kew Kewpie Doll! Kew Kew Kewpie Doll!
Kew Kew Kewpie Doll! Kew Kew Kewpie Doll! )

Ah then, we walked down the midway
'till we saw a crowd an' the man said "Try your skill,
five shots for a quarter, make a duck hit the water
an' give your little baby a thrill"
Well, my baby smiled an' she kissed me once
an' I felt I was nine feet tall
Oh! five shots crashed and the five ducks splashed
an' the man gave me a Kewpie Doll!

I said, "Gimmie a doggie or a teddy bear
or a high school banner for my wall,
'cause I got me a real live Kewpie Doll
an' she's the cutest one of them all!"

( Kew Kew Kewpie Doll! Kew Kew Kewpie Doll!
Kew Kew Kewpie Doll! Kew Kew Kewpie Doll! )

Ah then, my baby said, "Honey, let m try my luck
an' knock the milk bottles off the shelf!"
You should have seen this chick, she was a dead-eye Dick
Hey! I couldn't do it better myself!
An' then my face got red and my chest swelled up
an' my eyes bugged outta my head
'cause when the prize turned out to be a Kewpie Doll
this is what my baby said, SHE SAID . . .

"Gimmie a doggie or a teddy bear
or a high school banner for my wall,
'cause I got me a real live Kewpie Doll
an' he's the cutest one of them all!"

I said, "She's the cutest one of them all!"
An' she's the cutest one of them all! ( Kew Kew Kewpie Doll! )
An' she's the cutest one of them all! ( Kew Kew Kewpie Doll! )
An' she's the cutest one of them all!

[Theo]

Cute:

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[Theo]

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[Theo]

http://www.strapya-world.com/images/medium/149-100029_MED.jpghttp://www.slashgear.com/gallery/data_files/2/7/4/bondagekewpie.jpeg

[Theo]

What does it all mean? Theo's lost it, but what else?

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I dunno. But I'd better shape up. Beauty and strength. This is connected to everything in life. Connected to victory and happiness. Kewpie dolls are on your side, while wild white poodles are on mine.

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[I Won't Say No]

Well, you learn something new every day - I assumed it was pronounced "q-pie", apparently it's "q-pee".

[Dave]

Well, you learn something new every day - I assumed it was pronounced "q-pie", apparently it's "q-pee".



when did you move to Scotland?

[I Won't Say No]

when did you move to Scotland?

End of August, 2007.

[Uncleskinny]

You, sir, are a wanker, and a childish one at that.

Peter

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

oh, i get it, this thread is just a way for Theo to make fun of one of the mods without getting in trouble :cool:

[Corrissey]

Why is this thread even allowed? yeah I watched part of that first vid :eek::sick: I think we're safe to assume that Theo received an infraction.

[I Won't Say No]

You, sir, are a wanker, and a childish one at that.

Peter

What?!:confused:

[nugz]

What?!:confused:

he was talking to Theo










I think?

[Not Right in the Head]

What?!:confused:

He meant Theo.

[bored]

Why is this thread even allowed? yeah I watched part of that first vid :eek::sick: I think we're safe to assume that Theo received an infraction.

Kewpie said she doesn't mind so we decided no moderation was required.

[I Won't Say No]

He meant Theo.

Shit, I thought he was talking to me so I reported the post... shit.

[Not Right in the Head]

Shit, I thought he was talking to me so I reported the post... shit.

Well, since a moderator is the one who wrote the post you reported, I doubt that anything's going to be done about it. :p

[Corrissey]

Kewpie said she doesn't mind so we decided no moderation was required.

Really? I thought it was kind of offensive. And I'm not easily offended. I'm also glad I'm not a mod. Thanks, bored. :)

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

I could not find a soccer-playing Kewpie, but I found this:
http://www.timelesstrinkets.com/MickeyMouse/Images/SportsMickeySoccerHoldingBlueShirt.jpg

And, of course, this:
http://www.mushroomvillage.com/sitepics/20454blg.jpg

[Not Right in the Head]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b9/Qp_ligature.png

Unicode U+0239

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b9/Qp_ligature.png

Unicode U+0239


geek.

[CrystalGeezer]

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[Ready With Ready-Wit]

I always wondered what the fuck a Kewpie was...:confused:

[the beast]

I always wondered what the fuck a Kewpie was...:confused:

isn't it some sort of chinese doll?

[Ready With Ready-Wit]

isn't it some sort of chinese doll?

Yeah, like a Chinese doll drunk on its own power, dictating internet forums.

[the beast]

Yeah, like a Chinese doll drunk on its own power, dictating internet forums.

:eek::eek::eek:

[Ready With Ready-Wit]

:eek::eek::eek:

:p:p:p

[the beast]

:p:p:p

;););)

[*EqualOpportunityHater*]

Yeah, like a Chinese doll drunk on its own power, dictating internet forums.

:guitar:

[*EqualOpportunityHater*]

PS: Those vids are creepy, watched like 15 secs of each ,,, :eek: