WHAT did make you smile today?

[the raytownian]

I have seen this before, but I forgot about it until stumbling onto it again and it made me laugh:

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s205/the_raytownian/the-chubby-chaser.jpg

[CrystalGeezer]

Deaf, blind, blonde Anubis (Sweet Pea) has been my shadow all day yesterday and today. Her hips are too old to sit so she either has to lay down and sleep or walk around. I pet her, I give her treats, I rub her head, nothing's working. :o I kind of love her collar though. ;)

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7014/6544064667_45dbbb43f7.jpg

From Robert Hendricks

http://roberthendricks.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/IMG_1567.jpg

[CrystalGeezer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBluUZ4NnZg

[DAVIE]

This arrvied in the post today, so I was happy!

http://images.wikia.com/whospecialfeatures/images/0/00/Dvd-handoffear.jpg

[DAVIE]

I got this individually for a tenner, bargain and good find!!
It can now replace the original boring version.

http://www.planetmondas.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/seeds.jpg

[CrystalGeezer]

http://us.f1603.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f11434316%5fAL%2fai2IAAE%2fUTvyqoQ tATX%2bqLZY&pid=12&fid=Inbox&inline=1

[CrystalGeezer]

http://us.mg6.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f11434316%5fAL%2fai2IAAE%2fUTvyqoQ tATX%2bqLZY&pid=14&fid=Inbox&inline=1

:p

[DAVIE]

http://us.mg6.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f11434316%5fAL%2fai2IAAE%2fUTvyqoQ tATX%2bqLZY&pid=14&fid=Inbox&inline=1

:p

Can't see any of them Crystal :lbf:

[CrystalGeezer]

Can't see any of them Crystal :lbf:

I am a technotard.

[DAVIE]

I am a technotard.


hahaha, no your not :p

[DAVIE]

Just recieved my fluffy white dressing gown! Bedtime here I come.... :D

[CrystalGeezer]

Nobody else is laughing I guess because bowling in vegas is serious business, but this makes me smile EVERYTIME. :D Instant replay in slow motion is even more hilarious.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy1dDhlw6Xc&feature=player_embedded

[cornelius blaze]

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvwhi51GDV1qapjp8o1_500.jpg

[DAVIE]

Nobody else is laughing I guess because bowling in vegas is serious business, but this makes me smile EVERYTIME. :D Instant replay in slow motion is even more hilarious.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy1dDhlw6Xc&feature=player_embedded

yeah why is nobody laughing? Can bowling really be taken that seriously?? I'd be laughing with you Crystal! :lbf: :cool:

[CrystalGeezer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=NHB0o9lCizQ

[CrystalGeezer]

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2012-01/67318182.jpg

The People's Choice Awards look like crystal vaginas. I wonder if Morrissey will ever be given a crystal vagina.

Hey ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[prisoner77]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=NHB0o9lCizQ

This made me laugh...Cheers.

[billy scissors]

Old guy up the road has a new home help.She's called Mrs Muff.

[CrookedLittleVein]

Nobody else is laughing I guess because bowling in vegas is serious business, but this makes me smile EVERYTIME. :D Instant replay in slow motion is even more hilarious.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy1dDhlw6Xc&feature=player_embedded

Sometimes, it's hard to let go.

[DAVIE]

Cousin came and we had a good chat. Made my day today.

[DAVIE]

I did a good swap in my local DVD trade store, I'm a very happy boy :)
and of cause winning pool and air hockey!

[CrystalGeezer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrq_wnNNnY&feature=player_embedded#!

[billy scissors]

bath day tomorrow! :)

[DAVIE]

bath day tomorrow! :)


Ehhh?

[CrystalGeezer]

http://topcultured.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/time.jpg

[CrystalGeezer]

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7024/6734261687_968dcfeb2f_z.jpg

Mary Engelbreit delivers! :D (There are so many decorations in this house, I've learned to tune them out. Just noticed this.)

[CrystalGeezer]

bath day tomorrow! :)

Billy, thought of you today.

I'm going to a party tonight where there will be about ten dogs. It's raining and cold here today but my Barney needs a bath something fierce, so I'm paying the groomer $25 to bathe him because they have blow dryers and bathtubs with warm water and all that and he'll be comfortable. And clean for partytiemz. :p

[Death Disco]

Billy, thought of you today.

I'm going to a party tonight where there will be about ten dogs. It's raining and cold here today but my Barney needs a bath something fierce, so I'm paying the groomer $25 to bathe him because they have blow dryers and bathtubs with warm water and all that and he'll be comfortable. And clean for partytiemz. :p

There were about 10 dogs at every party I've ever been to. Making a racket, playing Singstar and passing round a 3 litre bottle of Lambrini.

[billy scissors]

There were about 10 dogs at every party I've ever been to. Making a racket, playing Singstar and passing round a 3 litre bottle of Lambrini.

Whens the next one?

[Death Disco]

Whens the next one?

My partying lifestyle is on hold for a few weeks while I am on a diet/gym regime to lose excess Christmas weight. You will definitely be invited to the next one I go to, though. I'll get you pussy, don't you worry about that.

[Peterb]

My partying lifestyle is on hold for a few weeks while I am on a diet/gym regime to lose excess Christmas weight. You will definitely be invited to the next one I go to, though. I'll get you pussy, don't you worry about that.
That shows a lot of lot of self discipline DD (Going to the gym that not attending parties wild adandon.)

[Peterb]

That shows a lot of lot of self discipline DD (Going to the gym that not attending parties wild adandon.)
I hate it when you see a mistake after you've posted. Here it is again:
That shows a lot of lot of self discipline DD (Going to the gym that is, not attending parties of wild adandon.)

[CrystalGeezer]

I'm at a hospital visiting a child. Before we came in the room he had ordered dinner. We visited (And he begged us not to go. :tears:) and when we got up to leave he said with strange, calm authority, "Now if you see someone walking down the hallway, it might be my food."

:o, :), and :tears:

[billy scissors]

My partying lifestyle is on hold for a few weeks while I am on a diet/gym regime to lose excess Christmas weight. You will definitely be invited to the next one I go to, though. I'll get you pussy, don't you worry about that.

Erm..I'll PM you..

[billy scissors]

Speaking of partying,I had a few too many last night.Very very drunk.I've got liquid coming out of every orifice.

[malvachat]

I know I shouldn't have laughed but couldn't stop myself.

A man phones his local model shop and Airfix stockist and asks "Do you have any models of Italian Cruise liners?"

The shop owner replies "Yes, we have just the one left".

The man says "Good. Can you put it on one side for me !!!

[Girl-with-the-Thorn]

Speaking of partying,I had a few too many last night.Very very drunk.I've got liquid coming out of every orifice.

Same. Apart from the last bit. :p

[CrystalGeezer]

I know I shouldn't have laughed but couldn't stop myself.

A man phones his local model shop and Airfix stockist and asks "Do you have any models of Italian Cruise liners?"

The shop owner replies "Yes, we have just the one left".

The man says "Good. Can you put it on one side for me !!!

Aren't those photos eerie? And I had a morbid thought, don't you think it would be kinda cool for the divers to be swimming around the submerged stuff people left in their cabins, like laptops and toothbrushes and suitcases floating around, modern artifacts? I know they're looking for dead bodies, but how cool would that be?

[billy scissors]

Aren't those photos eerie? And I had a morbid thought, don't you think it would be kinda cool for the divers to be swimming around the submerged stuff people left in their cabins, like laptops and toothbrushes and suitcases floating around, modern artifacts? I know they're looking for dead bodies, but how cool would that be?

The captains a hero.He didn't jump ship.He "Fell off,and landed in a lifeboat"

[Kewpie]

Awww, my friend is on Celebrity Big Brother, playing a fake Japanese TV presenter!! :rofl:

[CrystalGeezer]

The captains a hero.He didn't jump ship.He "Fell off,and landed in a lifeboat"

Yeah. Loltastic.

[DAVIE]

I know I shouldn't have laughed but couldn't stop myself.

A man phones his local model shop and Airfix stockist and asks "Do you have any models of Italian Cruise liners?"

The shop owner replies "Yes, we have just the one left".

The man says "Good. Can you put it on one side for me !!!

I like your humour :lbf:

[CrystalGeezer]

I guess the principal of "corpsing" is when you ad lib in front of a live camera, I think it's probably a fantastic vehicle for greatness, even though I hate great. But this is interesting. And funny.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-TSkboaU3A&feature=related

After this I gotta get out of the house, it's like 90 here today and beyond beautiful and I'm zombie scanning youtube to set shit straight. :rolleyes:

[CrystalGeezer]

This was on an snl rerun last night. Kind of hilarious. :D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbRIoW37DOw

[DAVIE]

I had two meals out today! One with my family and another with my best friends! Quite a good day overall! :)

[CrystalGeezer]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/funny-pictures-hey-bob-there-are-other-trees-u-know.jpg

[CrystalGeezer]

http://i41.servimg.com/u/f41/11/71/28/83/rsz_1h10.jpg

[DAVIE]

ahh good ole chats with my good ole friend Koen. How he makes me laugh sometimes....

[Thesmithsmorrissey]

Was leaving work yesterday in my car when I stopped at a cross walk to let a young mother holding her child in her arms cross the street

it was cold outside and the woman was holding the boy tight to keep him warm from the chill, as though both of their lives depended on it.

This made me smile because it was one of the most beautiful things I've seen in some time

It also made me very sad because this woman works in an office down the hall from mine and we've been making eyes at each other in passing. I was legitimate in my affection, not just in a "I'd like to sleep with you" attraction kind of way. She is not married but up until yesterday I'd had no idea who she was or that she had a child, which implies a difficult past, which is most likely more trouble than I can reasonably bear and thus voids any chance of me winding up with this woman

in the end, I'm just glad she cares so deeply about her child, which is obvious just from watching her walk across the street with him.

[Peterb]

Was leaving work yesterday in my car when I stopped at a cross walk to let a young mother holding her child in her arms cross the street

it was cold outside and the woman was holding the boy tight to keep him warm from the chill, as though both of their lives depended on it.

This made me smile because it was one of the most beautiful things I've seen in some time

It also made me very sad because this woman works in an office down the hall from mine and we've been making eyes at each other in passing. I was legitimate in my affection, not just in a "I'd like to sleep with you" attraction kind of way. She is not married but up until yesterday I'd had no idea who she was or that she had a child, which implies a difficult past, which is most likely more trouble than I can reasonably bear and thus voids any chance of me winding up with this woman

in the end, I'm just glad she cares so deeply about her child, which is obvious just from watching her walk across the street with him.e o
Hey TSM, None of my beeswax, but don't write her off yet. Being a Single mother does not necessarily make her a victim. It could be the opposite. Maybe she has chosen this way of life, maybe she had the courage to ditch a useless partner. I think single mothers suffer from a lot of discrimination because people make exactly the judgment you have here. I think you should still go for it.
Pardon me butting into your private business mate.

[Thesmithsmorrissey]

No worries, not private business when I'm posting it publicly in the forums

maybe you are right. I'm not discriminating her so much as I am myself in this instance though. I'm definitely not father-figure material or looking to shoulder that kind of responsibility

[CrystalGeezer]

Was leaving work yesterday in my car when I stopped at a cross walk to let a young mother holding her child in her arms cross the street

it was cold outside and the woman was holding the boy tight to keep him warm from the chill, as though both of their lives depended on it.

This made me smile because it was one of the most beautiful things I've seen in some time

It also made me very sad because this woman works in an office down the hall from mine and we've been making eyes at each other in passing. I was legitimate in my affection, not just in a "I'd like to sleep with you" attraction kind of way. She is not married but up until yesterday I'd had no idea who she was or that she had a child, which implies a difficult past, which is most likely more trouble than I can reasonably bear and thus voids any chance of me winding up with this woman

in the end, I'm just glad she cares so deeply about her child, which is obvious just from watching her walk across the street with him.

Awwww. I love this post.

[DAVIE]

Today being reunited with the band was a good day :) very happy, even if it was a little awkward.

[billy scissors]

Was leaving work yesterday in my car when I stopped at a cross walk to let a young mother holding her child in her arms cross the street

it was cold outside and the woman was holding the boy tight to keep him warm from the chill, as though both of their lives depended on it.

This made me smile because it was one of the most beautiful things I've seen in some time

It also made me very sad because this woman works in an office down the hall from mine and we've been making eyes at each other in passing. I was legitimate in my affection, not just in a "I'd like to sleep with you" attraction kind of way. She is not married but up until yesterday I'd had no idea who she was or that she had a child, which implies a difficult past, which is most likely more trouble than I can reasonably bear and thus voids any chance of me winding up with this woman

in the end, I'm just glad she cares so deeply about her child, which is obvious just from watching her walk across the street with him.

How does being unmarried and having a child imply a difficult past? And most parents do care deeply for their children.

[Urban the swede]

How does being unmarried and having a child imply a difficult past? And most parents do care deeply for their children.

Unfit parents is the root to all evil in our society today and single mums are always bad examples as human beings. I pay tax money to fund these horny shedevils dragging their fooking kids about in a trolley. I suggest that the government starts a sterilisation programme for some people after they have gone through extensive mental tests.

It is a sad fact that few people are good parents and it is easier than some think to get them taken away by the social. People think it is a right to have kids and talk about it as if it is the same as getting a dvd or a drivers license.

There should be a license for having kids as well.

[Thesmithsmorrissey]

How does being unmarried and having a child imply a difficult past?

I have this thing when I start or even consider dating a woman:

we leave the past in the past, no questions asked. Unless it's on some need-to-know basis, like there's going to be some psycho ex of hers coming after both of us

having a child from a previous relationship is a HUGE part of her past affecting our present relationship, if ever such a thing were to occur.

OR maybe it's just a case of me being selfish. I think the final song on Strangeways said it the best


And most parents do care deeply for their children.

That's reassuring

because I come from a country where everyday you read the news about a mother dumping her kid in a landfill, or some prick murdering his entire family - kids and all - over something comletely unreasonable.

That doesn't make me smile

knowing that it's not going to happen with a woman I had an attraction to on a superficial level, but also knowing she cares very deeply about her child...that makes me smile. I'm okay by myself. She'll find someone in time who is better suited for such a role

[CrystalGeezer]

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7182/6858658537_3fe64832e2_z.jpg

So my neighbors who moved in just before Christmas have a daughter who has Down's Syndrome, I think she's the artistic director for their garden gnomes (It's a popular thing in mobile home parks.) Anyway, I was loving the tricycle being ridden by the flower she put out when they first moved in, and I think the angel lounging longlingly on the orb was there from the start too, but in the last couple days she's added the dog band. :p I love that stuff. God's funny.

[Urban the swede]

12788

That's the troops you support America!

[malvachat]

I know this could be in the latest film I seen.
But after watching the Iron Lady I couldn't stop myself smiling.
If the film is anywhere near the truth.
She has finally turned into what I always thought she was.
A twisted and demented old bat.
I can't wait for her death,I'll do more than smile then.

Streep was excellent by the way and deserved her BAFTA for best actress.

[alcoholic afternoons]

The first fans getting their tickets in Brazil and Argentina. :)

http://i1203.photobucket.com/albums/bb383/TupyOrNotTupy/espaodasamericas-10-02-2012a-1.jpg

http://i1203.photobucket.com/albums/bb383/TupyOrNotTupy/tix-argentina.jpg

[DAVIE]

My friend Craig got a 16gb usb memory stick for £2 off some woman and then found out the woman was some drug fuelled monster! He was a bit upset, but I said "where would you rather the money go to? a multi-billion pound company and the rest going to the lying goverment? Or to a drug fuelled monster".....The bargain made us happy though! :D

[Urban the swede]

My friend Craig got a 16gb usb memory stick for £2 off some woman and then found out the woman was some drug fuelled monster! He was a bit upset, but I said "where would you rather the money go to? a multi-billion pound company and the rest going to the lying goverment? Or to a drug fuelled monster".....The bargain made us happy though! :D

Whoa, stop right there!

Buying a USB off someone like that may end in tears. It might be full of spyware and what not.

[CrystalGeezer]

This song:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh-5FI21s6M

In conjunction with this taken Saturday at the Tower of Terror at Disneyland. I could see the tower from my hotel room, not all jumps are trans Atlantic. :D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXx6FUEsmbA

[CrystalGeezer]

I just thought of this.

So on Monday I checked out of a hotel where I was videoing this Greek Dance Festival for four days and one of the muckymucks that everyone stands for and kisses his ring all day long is the Metropolitan of the West Coast, Metropolitan Gerasimos or "Metro Jerry" as they call him. So he looks like this:

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/metjerry.jpg

He has a handler that follows him everywhere, he is never left alone. And I was staying on the 6th floor. The elevators were SO SLOW and packed with people with tons of luggage and huge instrument cases, so when one of the UP elevators stopped on the 6th floor while I was carrying all my bags I hopped on so that I could actually get on an elevator, all the DOWN elevators would stop but there was no room on them. So who was on the elevator going to the 14th floor? Metro Jerry and his handler. I got on and the handler said "We're going up you going up?" and I said "I just want to get on an elevator." while looking down and not making eye contact. I don't know what I'm supposed to do, kiss his ring? I was so nervous. So Metro Jerry turns to me and says "It is check out time." and gives me the biggest smile. :D I just smiled back, they got off on their floor at the top and I went back down stopping at almost every floor on the way. :p

[billy scissors]

I just thought of this.

So on Monday I checked out of a hotel where I was videoing this Greek Dance Festival for four days and one of the muckymucks that everyone stands for and kisses his ring all day long is the Metropolitan of the West Coast, Metropolitan Gerasimos or "Metro Jerry" as they call him. So he looks like this:

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/metjerry.jpg

He has a handler that follows him everywhere, he is never left alone. And I was staying on the 6th floor. The elevators were SO SLOW and packed with people with tons of luggage and huge instrument cases, so when one of the UP elevators stopped on the 6th floor while I was carrying all my bags I hopped on so that I could actually get on an elevator, all the DOWN elevators would stop but there was no room on them. So who was on the elevator going to the 14th floor? Metro Jerry and his handler. I got on and the handler said "We're going up you going up?" and I said "I just want to get on an elevator." while looking down and not making eye contact. I don't know what I'm supposed to do, kiss his ring? I was so nervous. So Metro Jerry turns to me and says "It is check out time." and gives me the biggest smile. :D I just smiled back, they got off on their floor at the top and I went back down stopping at almost every floor on the way. :p

He was only being polite, CG.Sheesh. :rolleyes:

[CrystalGeezer]

He was only being polite, CG.Sheesh. :rolleyes:

It was exciting! Alone in an elevator with Metro Jerry. What can I say. :p

So the people I work for whose birds I'm cataloguing at the moment paid tens of thousands of dollars to go birding in Australia a few months ago. Justification for their trip? This lil guy:

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200707/r161367_591540.jpg

http://graemechapman.com.au/catalogue/ausbirds3274/s/356203.jpg

The Noisy Scrub-bird. Atrichornis clamosus. Endemic to Australia, extremely rare, thought extinct and rediscovered in 1961. They only heard him in Waychinicup National Park but had multiple views at a place called Cheynes Beach. I kind of love that it's such a big deal for what otherwise seems like an average brown bird.

[billy scissors]

It was exciting! Alone in an elevator with Metro Jerry. What can I say. :p

So the people I work for whose birds I'm cataloguing at the moment paid tens of thousands of dollars to go birding in Australia a few months ago. Justification for their trip? This lil guy:

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200707/r161367_591540.jpg

http://graemechapman.com.au/catalogue/ausbirds3274/s/356203.jpg

The Noisy Scrub-bird. Atrichornis clamosus. Endemic to Australia, extremely rare, thought extinct and rediscovered in 1961. They only heard him in Waychinicup National Park but had multiple views at a place called Cheynes Beach. I kind of love that it's such a big deal for what otherwise seems like an average brown bird.

You should check out the bower birds.They're from that part of the world.The males are quite drab,but they put on a great display.

[CrystalGeezer]

You should check out the bower birds.They're from that part of the world.The males are quite drab,but they put on a great display.

Funny you should mention that, my last entry was the Western Bowerbird (Chlamydera [Ptilonorhynchus] guttatus) they saw at Alice Springs. A lifer for them allso, meaning it was the first time they saw it. He looks like he has a little purple hat on. :love:

http://i1.treknature.com/photos/13039/western_bowerbird.jpg

http://splashingpaint.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/imgp4929.jpg?w=450&h=307

[billy scissors]

Funny you should mention that, my last entry was the Western Bowerbird (Chlamydera [Ptilonorhynchus] guttatus) they saw at Alice Springs. A lifer for them allso, meaning it was the first time they saw it. He looks like he has a little purple hat on. :love:http://i1.treknature.com/photos/13039/western_bowerbird.jpg

http://splashingpaint.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/imgp4929.jpg?w=450&h=307

I bet thats not the first time you've said that.

[CrystalGeezer]

I bet thats not the first time you've said that.

Oh haha. No. But here's a really fun fact about the Western Bowerbird. I just talked to my boss who went there and found this photo she took on her computer. So I guess they love blue things and collect them and keep them at their nest. Bottle caps, straws, pieces of paper, has to be BLUE. Here's their nest she took a pic of:

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7201/6777976622_b480c9405f_z.jpg

Isn't that cool?

[DAVIE]

I think I've successfully caught the rat in the house! wheyy! that's made me happy :)

[malvachat]

I think I've successfully caught the rat in the house! wheyy! that's made me happy :)

Was it in the kitchen by any chance?:lbf:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=353ah1Vkbyg&feature=related

[billy scissors]

I think I've successfully caught the rat in the house! wheyy! that's made me happy :)
It took Davie a WEEK to catch it.

Davie lives in a horror house.

Davie is from Wales.

[CrystalGeezer]

It took Davie a WEEK to catch it.

Davie lives in a horror house.

Davie is from Wales.

You misspelled whore.

[billy scissors]

You misspelled whore.

:eek: I was quoting him.

[DAVIE]

:eek: I was quoting him.


mwhahaha :D

Well today I got £5 for a meal off my best friend because I had no money to attend my other friends' birthday on Saint Dewi's Day! So I am happy :)

[DAVIE]

I know that Germans hate the "Hitler is informed" videos, but I just saw one on youtube about Hitler going sick because of The Smiths breaking up....it fecken made me day! I exploded in laughter! :lbf:

[CrystalGeezer]

March 7th is my Grandma and Grandpa's 65th Wedding Anniversary. Problem is they were married twice so they can't figure out if it's 65 or 66 years. THey fell in love and eloped in Arizona where minors could get married then, then they came back and had a proper wedding when all the family uproar wore off, but they can't remember which anniversary it is. :p I thought I'd get them a classic symbolic gift but I'm pretty sure blue sapphire is not in my budget. I think I'll draw a picture of a blue sapphire instead. :D

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7190/6800722248_1744b25fb8_z.jpg

[Death Disco]

March 7th is my Grandma and Grandpa's 65th Wedding Anniversary. Problem is they were married twice so they can't figure out if it's 65 or 66 years. THey fell in love and eloped in Arizona where minors could get married then, then they came back and had a proper wedding when all the family uproar wore off, but they can't remember which anniversary it is. :p I thought I'd get them a classic symbolic gift but I'm pretty sure blue sapphire is not in my budget. I think I'll draw a picture of a blue sapphire instead. :D

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7190/6800722248_1744b25fb8_z.jpg

Which one is which?

[CrystalGeezer]

Which one is which?

Do you like living?

[Death Disco]

Do you like living?

Very much so.

[malvachat]

Do you like living?
This made me smile.
Crystal threating:D
You go girl.

[Death Disco]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ieqsyxnYlNo/TGjyVfnEpgI/AAAAAAAALOs/sZjp9Wi_saI/s1600/royhayley.jpg

I was only joking. Death threats are a bit much...

[CrystalGeezer]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ieqsyxnYlNo/TGjyVfnEpgI/AAAAAAAALOs/sZjp9Wi_saI/s1600/royhayley.jpg

I was only joking. Death threats are a bit much...

I was only joking too. :p

[billy scissors]

March 7th is my Grandma and Grandpa's 65th Wedding Anniversary. Problem is they were married twice so they can't figure out if it's 65 or 66 years. THey fell in love and eloped in Arizona where minors could get married then, then they came back and had a proper wedding when all the family uproar wore off, but they can't remember which anniversary it is. :p I thought I'd get them a classic symbolic gift but I'm pretty sure blue sapphire is not in my budget. I think I'll draw a picture of a blue sapphire instead. :D

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7190/6800722248_1744b25fb8_z.jpg

Old people are funny.My grandma wasnt keen on my dad and he loved to wind her up about it.She preferred my ma's first hubby-she said my dad wasn't fit to lace his boots and referred to him as "that Scotch bastard":D

[cornelius blaze]

Everyone should die before they hit 50.

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/tumblr_lixkqp0hNl1qepe7zo1_500.gif

[Death Disco]

Old people are funny.My grandma wasnt keen on my dad and he loved to wind her up about it.She preferred my ma's first hubby-she said my dad wasn't fit to lace his boots and referred to him as "that Scotch bastard":D

Did you correct her on her poor choice of language. Pretty sure Scotch refers only to the drink. The people, scum as they are, are called Scottish. Or Addicts.

[CrystalGeezer]

Look it's my mom! :D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLIhWpnYblU&feature=endscreen&NR=1

[billy scissors]

Did you correct her on her poor choice of language. Pretty sure Scotch refers only to the drink. The people, scum as they are, are called Scottish. Or Addicts.

And eggs.No,I didn't.What's wrong with Jocks?

[MORRIZSEY]

"you cannot go wrong with the Morrissey"

http://static.asiarooms.com/hotelphotos/laterooms/210531/gallery/morrissey-serviced-apartment-jakarta_130220120344237232.jpg

http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g294229-d1845751-Reviews-Morrissey-Jakarta_Java.html

[KenzieW]

I smiled yesterday when I had a slumber party thing with my mom and little sister for my sister's birthday which is later this month. We played Life, did mad libs, watched Little House on the Prairie and Legally Blonde. Oh, and I painted my nails "Gone Gonzo" blue. It was fun. :)

[billy scissors]

I was talking to a friend of mine yesterday,a little old guy called Jack,he was 75 the last time I asked him.He's a bit touchy-feely if you get my drift,always trying it on.I told him he was a bit too old for me and he replied "Billy,the older the wine,the sweeter the taste"

[CrystalGeezer]

I was talking to a friend of mine yesterday,a little old guy called Jack,he was 75 the last time I asked him.He's a bit touchy-feely if you get my drift,always trying it on.I told him he was a bit too old for me and he replied "Billy,the older the wine,the sweeter the taste"

Awwwwwww, give the old coot a thrill he'd never forget. :p

[billy scissors]

Awwwwwww, give the old coot a thrill he'd never forget. :p

Hmm.I suppose if he took his teeth out and I closed my eyes....

[CrystalGeezer]

Hmm.I suppose if he took his teeth out and I closed my eyes....

Okay maybe not.

:rofl: Can I nominate this for hilarious post of the month?

[CrystalGeezer]

So today I took a stroll around downtown LA and either the city/my subconscious/God or my other half made a funny joke that I'll sum up in English instead of detailing the boring pieces that got to the punchline. As I walked around taking in the old skyscrapers and city life, I thought, "Something about this is very familiar. I could totally see myself living in the city." THen I did that thing I always do where I peek into windows of apartments (even though they were real high up)and imagine living in them. How I'd get the groceries up the elevator, where's I'd park, the logistics of walking the dog, if the lady at the corner market would come to know me and have my order ready...stupid dreamy stuff. Then at dinner the busboy kept laughing and smirking as I sat there reading my book while eating dinner. Then I read a portion where one of the characters couldn't go hunting because he was too loud.

THen I got it. I could never live in a condo. Lol. It was funny.

[billy scissors]

So today I took a stroll around downtown LA and either the city/my subconscious/God or my other half made a funny joke that I'll sum up in English instead of detailing the boring pieces that got to the punchline. As I walked around taking in the old skyscrapers and city life, I thought, "Something about this is very familiar. I could totally see myself living in the city." THen I did that thing I always do where I peek into windows of apartments (even though they were real high up)and imagine living in them. How I'd get the groceries up the elevator, where's I'd park, the logistics of walking the dog, if the lady at the corner market would come to know me and have my order ready...stupid dreamy stuff. Then at dinner the busboy kept laughing and smirking as I sat there reading my book while eating dinner. Then I read a portion where one of the characters couldn't go hunting because he was too loud.

THen I got it. I could never live in a condo. Lol. It was funny.

What's a busboy?

[CrystalGeezer]

What's a busboy?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpV4dDBkSDQ

The star at the end of the VERY long one-take shot of the opening sequence of Boogie Nights. :D (3:41 if you are cinematically impatient, but it is a cool shot, the camera man started on a crane in the street as it sweeps around and had to step off and walk into the club where everyone took their cues perfectly. Incidentally God's really good at that all the time if you're reading him. :p)

[CrystalGeezer]

So I'm sitting in this little theater in LA waiting for a gig to start and the theater people have corraled us all into this little bar area to wait while a play finishes or something. Anyway, they've projected a ginormous screen onto the wall of the Final Four college basketball tournament. It's all a bunch of hoity toity hipsters. I've never seen a group of people so disinterested in this ginormous sports tournament madly going on in front of them. It's kind of like an artwork in itself. I feel like I'm at a happening and the theme is incompatible cultures. :p

[Jackie London]

Hmm.I suppose if he took his teeth out and I closed my eyes....

All cats look the same in the dark...

[KenzieW]

Guess what I did on my Friday night...I went to the movie theater by my house and watched "Sixteen Candles." In two weeks I am going back to that theater to watch "Dirty Dancing." That made me smile.

[Death Disco]

Guess what I did on my Friday night...I went to the movie theater by my house and watched "Sixteen Candles." In two weeks I am going back to that theater to watch "Dirty Dancing." That made me smile.

That's a coincidence. I went to a local pub, found the best looking woman in there and asked her (casually, as one would) : "If you had to guess the size of my penis, what would you compare it to?" She originally guessed "movie theatre", but I had to disappoint her and confirm that it was only the size of 16 candles. Those big ones that they use at Easter mass.

[Uncleskinny]

That's a coincidence. I went to a local pub, found the best looking woman in there and asked her (casually, as one would) : "If you had to guess the size of my penis, what would you compare it to?" She originally guessed "movie theatre", but I had to disappoint her and confirm that it was only the size of 16 candles. Those big ones that they use at Easter mass.


You can't buy class like that, and who would want to. Idiot.

[cornelius blaze]

All cats look the same in the dark...

I beg to differ....

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg307/angellovernumberone/Cats%20pictures%20and%20Gifs/22.gif


That's a coincidence. I went to a local pub, found the best looking woman in there and asked her (casually, as one would) : "If you had to guess the size of my penis, what would you compare it to?" She originally guessed "movie theatre", but I had to disappoint her and confirm that it was only the size of 16 candles. Those big ones that they use at Easter mass.


You can't buy class like that, and who would want to. Idiot.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m11ft0ntG11r99f4t.gif

[Death Disco]

You can't buy class like that, and who would want to. Idiot.

You're such a fucking rude man. If you and your pals let people have a bit of fun on here instead of shutting them down with insult after insult, more people might come here. You really do come across like the most miserable specimen who has ever lived.

I could insult you all night, but I get the impression you would actually quite enjoy it in your sick, sad little ultra-Morrissey fan way. Do you ever just relax and enjoy anything? Or, God forbid (although I imagine you don't believe in God as you come across like some lefty Guardian-reading twat who is into atheism and animal rights, and "music that means something, man", and any kind of freedom of speech as long as it matches your own opinions) just ignore it? But that would be asking too much!! The world needs to know your opinion on everything.

I look forward to your 5-word, profanity laden, oh so 'Northern' insult by way of a reply.

[Kewpie]

You're such a fucking rude man. If you and your pals let people have a bit of fun on here instead of shutting them down with insult after insult, more people might come here. You really do come across like the most miserable specimen who has ever lived.

I could insult you all night, but I get the impression you would actually quite enjoy it in your sick, sad little ultra-Morrissey fan way. Do you ever just relax and enjoy anything? Or, God forbid (although I imagine you don't believe in God as you come across like some lefty Guardian-reading twat who is into atheism and animal rights, and "music that means something, man", and any kind of freedom of speech as long as it matches your own opinions) just ignore it? But that would be asking too much!! The world needs to know your opinion on everything.

I look forward to your 5-word, profanity laden, oh so 'Northern' insult by way of a reply.

You are totally sick creepy attention seeking git.

The quote you used to post your thought was posted by a youngster who doesn't want to associate with your sort.
Just sod off.

[Death Disco]

You are totally sick creepy attention seeking git.

The quote you used to post your thought was posted by a youngster who doesn't want to associate with your sort.
Just sod off.

Two questions: who the fuck asked for your opinion? and what the fuck are you talking about?
"The quote you used to post your thought was posted by a youngster who doesn't want to associate with your sort."
http://getwallpaper.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/STONE-COLD-STEAVE-AUSTIN-wwewwfwcwczwecwovwicwwwatnawnanwo-BEST-WALLPAPER-i-più-belli-343.jpg
Stupid little woman.

[Kewpie]

Two questions: who the fuck asked for your opinion? and what the fuck are you talking about?
"The quote you used to post your thought was posted by a youngster who doesn't want to associate with your sort."
WHAT?
Stupid little woman.

The site administrator doesn't care about your opinion, but your behaviour.

You hurt a fellow user's feeling with unnecessary filth and malice.

Just sod off, pathetic miserable git.
Go and chat up another woman in nearest pub.

[Death Disco]

The site administrator doesn't care about your opinion, but your behaviour.

You hurt a fellow user's feeling with unnecessary filth and malice.

Just sod off, pathetic miserable git.
Go and chat up another woman in nearest pub.

And you calling me a git, a sod, an idiot and every other name you can think of under the sun is acceptable? That's what moderators do, is it? You're a stupid woman with nothing to contribute. On-topic, all you do is post irrelevant shite. Off-topic, you can't deal with it because you have no wit or common sense at all.

How about you "sod off" back to the 80s with your views, opinions and insults? Or fuck off, to who-cares-where, permanently. Your manners and tone are disgraceful.

[Death Disco]

The site administrator doesn't care about your opinion, but your behaviour.

You hurt a fellow user's feeling with unnecessary filth and malice.

Just sod off, pathetic miserable git.
Go and chat up another woman in nearest pub.

And if the site administrator has something to say to me, I think he would communicate it directly, not through a simpleton who can't be trusted to speak English.

So, please, "the site administrator", PM me if you have a problem with what I'm saying (really, I'm not trying to be sarcastic). Your moderators leave a lot to be desired.

[Kewpie]

And you calling me a git, a sod, an idiot and every other name you can think of under the sun is acceptable? That's what moderators do, is it? You're a stupid woman with nothing to contribute. On-topic, all you do it post irrelevant shite. Off-topic, you can't deal with it because you have no wit or common sense at all.

How about you "sod off" back to the 80s with your views, opinions and insults? Or fuck off, to who-cares-where, permanently. Your manners and tone are disgraceful.

LOL!!

You haven't made a single positive contribution to this site, yet you have a nerve to post that I have nothing to contribute!
What a prejudiced miserable idiot, you are.

[Death Disco]

LOL!!

You haven't made a single positive contribution to this site, yet you have a nerve to post that I have nothing to contribute!
What a prejudiced miserable idiot, you are.

Apart from the number of messages I get saying how funny my posts are and that I make the place more interesting. How many of those have you got? Or, perhaps more tellingly, how many have you got telling you you're ruining a good website and that you are almost universally hated? Or that Morrissey himself cannot stand this website that you moderate? You, of all people, have no place to judge me.

No offense, but I really don't want to talk to you any more. You are possibly the most vile and/or stupid person I have ever encountered online. If the site administrator wants to say something to me (I'm more than happy to listen), then please ask him to do it. I don't trust you to be truthful or to accurately convey what he says.

[Kewpie]

Apart from the number of messages I get saying how funny my posts are and that I make the place more interesting. How many of those have you got? Or, perhaps more tellingly, how many have you got telling you you're ruining a good website and that you are almost universally hated? Or that Morrissey himself cannot stand this website that you moderate? You, of all people, have no place to judge me.

No offense, but I really don't want to talk to you any more. You are possibly the most vile and/or stupid person I have ever encountered online. If the site administrator wants to say something to me (I'm more than happy to listen), then please ask him to do it. I don't trust you to be truthful or to accurately convey what he says.


Blooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooody liar! :rofl:

I know what kind of person you really are.

Behave yourself, silly petty liar.

[mcrickson]

I remember my first beer.

[Death Disco]

Blooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooody liar! :rofl:

I know what kind of person you really are.

Behave yourself, silly petty liar.

Seriously, stop talking to me. Your English is awful and makes you sound like a tit.

Now, let's see you "behave" like a moderator. Impartial, seen but not heard and (try your best to be) intelligent.

[Kewpie]

Seriously, stop talking to me. Your English is awful and makes you sound like a tit.

Now, let's see you "behave" like a moderator. Impartial, seen but not heard and (try your best to be) intelligent.

LOL!!

You never bother to learn other languages, you have no right to criticise my English.

[Death Disco]

LOL!!

You never bother to learn other languages, you have no right to criticise my English.

What the fuck are you on about? I speak 4 languages. And being a native English speaker gives me every right to criticise your English. That's like me saying "nfiwdn infg0e isdnf0iewnf inndiengp[s" is Japanese for "charity shop worker with 10 cats" then shouting at you for daring to say that it isn't.

LOL that.

Seriously, shut up.

[Iona Mink]

Blooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooody liar! :rofl:

I know what kind of person you really are.

Behave yourself, silly petty liar.

How do you know he is lying?

[Death Disco]

How do you know he is lying?

They can read any messages you send on here, "private" or not. Best to use email/MSN if you want to talk privately.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bQwin3Vv0k

[Iona Mink]

They can read any messages you send on here, "private" or not. Best to use email/MSN if you want to talk privately.

Jesus. Really? Can a mod confirm if this is true?

Thanks for letting me know.

[Uncleskinny]

Jesus. Really? Can a mod confirm if this is true?

Thanks for letting me know.

Now that IS a lie. Utter and complete bollocks. Hey, but I could be wrong. Supply the evidence and let's have a look.

P.

[Iona Mink]

Now that IS a lie. Utter and complete bollocks. Hey, but I could be wrong. Supply the evidence and let's have a look.

P.

Thanks for wading in. I would find it quite disturbing if it were true.

(Kewpie seems quite sure he is lying though.)

[Death Disco]

Blooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooody liar! :rofl:

I know what kind of person you really are.

Behave yourself, silly petty liar.


Now that IS a lie. Utter and complete bollocks. Hey, but I could be wrong. Supply the evidence and let's have a look.

P.

I just assumed that is what Kewpie was alluding to with the above post. And people on AYNIM have told me not to send PMs on here because you can read them. That said, AYNIM is so boring they could concievably make up any old shite to make their lives more interesting now that Morrissey is in a "down period".

[Death Disco]

But, please, provide evidence that you don't/can't. Her post seems to imply that you (individually or collectively) have read my private messages.

You won't find anything, anyway.

[Uncleskinny]

But, please, provide evidence that you don't/can't. Her post seems to imply that you (individually or collectively) have read my private messages.

You won't find anything, anyway.

Can't provide anything, because there's nothing there. Honestly don't know who made that one up.

P.

[Death Disco]

Can't provide anything, because there's nothing there. Honestly don't know who made that one up.

P.

I'm just reporting what I was told. You don't seem the type to read other people's private messages, but it must be possible if you were that way inclined.
Again, I'm just saying what I was told and don't want to give names or whatever. But it was/is pretty common knowledge/rumour on AYNIM.

[Kewpie]

Site administrator does not give a tool to moderators to access to central private message function.

A user Death Disco is really ignorant to believe such a stupid statement of some people who left to start other site.

AYNIM uses a free software which does not have many tools. It makes them to think that moderators of this site are able to read other users' PMs.
However, it's untrue.

Site administrator gave mods to other tool which gave me info about a user Death Disco is a pathetic coward and liar.

[Iona Mink]

Site administrator does not give a tool to moderators to access to central private message function.

A user Death Disco is really ignorant to believe such a stupid statement of some people who left to start other site.

AYNIM uses a free software which does not have many tools. It makes them to think that moderators of this site are able to read other users' PMs.
However, it's untrue.

Site administrator gave mods to other tool which gave me info about a user Death Disco is a pathetic coward and liar.

Thanks Kewpie for confirming.

Are we able to know what other tools are at your disposal?

[Kewpie]

Thanks Kewpie for confirming.

Are we able to know what other tools are at your disposal?

I'm afraid I'm not allowed to discuss moderation tools with you.

[Iona Mink]

I'm afraid I'm not allowed to discuss moderation tools with you.

Why is that?

[Kewpie]

Why is that?

Because it's against moderators conduct which is set by site administrator.

[Iona Mink]

Because it's against moderators conduct which is set by site administrator.

Is there somewhere I can read how my personal information is being monitored, collated and disseminated?

I'm afraid all this makes me rather uneasy.

[Kewpie]

Is there somewhere I can read how my personal information is being monitored, collated and disseminated?

I'm afraid all this makes me rather uneasy.

http://www.morrissey-solo.com/tos.shtml

Site administrator and moderators do not store and able to access users' personal info.

[Iona Mink]

http://www.morrissey-solo.com/tos.shtml

Site administrator and moderators do not store and able to access users' personal info.

Thanks.

I'm a little confused. Can you direct me to where on the tos it states the kinds of information being monitored? Or my privacy rights? I did read it but it is late and I may have missed it. Thanks.

I don't understand your last sentence, you are able to access user's personal information?

If you are unable to access personal information, what are the kinds of information were you able to gather from your moderation tool that Death Disco was "a pathetic coward and a liar". I might be wrong but that sounds like you have personal information about him that you have gathered by methods allowed to you via this site.

[CrystalGeezer]

If you are unable to access personal information, what are the kinds of information were you able to gather from your moderation tool that Death Disco was "a pathetic coward and a liar". I might be wrong but that sounds like you have personal information about him that you have gathered by methods allowed to you via this site.

I'm going to take a stab at this. I think the extent of moderator discussions about who is or isn't a "phony" is based on discussions they have looking at a user's location based on their ISP information. Perhaps Death Disco originally posted as someone else leading them to draw the conclusion he is a liar or coward, because his ISP is identical to a previous regular user. Of course proxy servers can be used to throw this system off, they might have another way to tell whether a proxy is being used (it makes the website think you're posting from another location), but I think that;s the extent of how we are monitored and by extension what our intentions are. Being a troll, a troublemaker, an OLD troublemaker, etc, etc..

I could be wrong.

[Iona Mink]

I'm going to take a stab at this. I think the extent of moderator discussions about who is or isn't a "phony" is based on discussions they have looking at a user's location based on their ISP information. Perhaps Death Disco originally posted as someone else leading them to draw the conclusion he is a liar or coward, because his ISP is identical to a previous regular user. Of course proxy servers can be used to throw this system off, they might have another way to tell whether a proxy is being used (it makes the website think you're posting from another location), but I think that;s the extent of how we are monitored and by extension what our intentions are. Being a troll, a troublemaker, an OLD troublemaker, etc, etc..

I could be wrong.

Could be.

What is wrong then with saying we monitor and collect IP addresses (although that would contradict Kewpie's statement that personal information is not stored)? I mean cookies are attached to the site and hopefully it is correct that the cookies are deleted when you log off (although if you log out, some cookies remain but whatever). I think what makes me feel unsure about this is that there is no transparency. Perhaps if I knew how the system worked it wouldn't bother me. Or if I did I could make an informed choice not to visit any more.

[CrystalGeezer]

Could be.

What is wrong then with saying we monitor and collect IP addresses (although that would contradict Kewpie's statement that personal information is not stored)? I mean cookies are attached to the site and hopefully it is correct that the cookies are deleted when you log off (although if you log out, some cookies remain but whatever). I think what makes me feel unsure about this is that there is no transparency. Perhaps if I knew how the system worked it wouldn't bother me. Or if I did I could make an informed choice not to visit any more.

Maybe she doesn't consider an IP address to be personal information? I dunno. I once read that DavidT being the administrator CAN access all parts of the website including PMs if it was necessary to remedy a situation, so there technically is not 100% privacy. It is his site afterall. But it was indicated that only he has that tool, for what it's worth. I wouldn't get my panties in a wad about it though, I'm under the impression he's rarely even here, that the tight ship is kept afloat mostly by moderators.

[Death Disco]

Because it's against moderators conduct which is set by site administrator.

Why don't you just use his name, you rambling, lying simpleton? And can we see this code of conduct you speak of? I assume (if it exists) we could find dozens of instances of you breaking it. I'm pretty sure "moderators must attempt to bully, harrass and use insults that a 9 year old would use when dealing with members they don't like instead of just ignoring them" is not going to be one of these golden rules you are forbidden from speaking about.

Now, you can either call me a "poo brain" or post a picture of a cat, which will it be a user Kewpie?

[billy scissors]

All cats look the same in the dark...

So you're still alive,dear.Reported anyone called "Billy" a-lately? You naughty little Swedish person,you.

[malvachat]

I remember my first beer.
So do I.
I also remember my last one as well.
It was last night just after collecting my winnings at the Oxford dog racing.
It seems I can't stop making money lately.
Had a win at the bingo a couple of weeks ago,a modest win on the Loto last week.
And now a few quid at the dogs.
It will all go into the fund for India next winter.
I thinks I might go for Three months this time.
There's lots of silly cows there.
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[cornelius blaze]

You're such a fucking rude man. If you and your pals let people have a bit of fun on here instead of shutting them down with insult after insult, more people might come here. You really do come across like the most miserable specimen who has ever lived.

I could insult you all night, but I get the impression you would actually quite enjoy it in your sick, sad little ultra-Morrissey fan way. Do you ever just relax and enjoy anything? Or, God forbid (although I imagine you don't believe in God as you come across like some lefty Guardian-reading twat who is into atheism and animal rights, and "music that means something, man", and any kind of freedom of speech as long as it matches your own opinions) just ignore it? But that would be asking too much!! The world needs to know your opinion on everything.

I look forward to your 5-word, profanity laden, oh so 'Northern' insult by way of a reply.


You are totally sick creepy attention seeking git.

The quote you used to post your thought was posted by a youngster who doesn't want to associate with your sort.
Just sod off.


Two questions: who the fuck asked for your opinion? and what the fuck are you talking about?
"The quote you used to post your thought was posted by a youngster who doesn't want to associate with your sort."
http://getwallpaper.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/STONE-COLD-STEAVE-AUSTIN-wwewwfwcwczwecwovwicwwwatnawnanwo-BEST-WALLPAPER-i-più-belli-343.jpg
Stupid little woman.


The site administrator doesn't care about your opinion, but your behaviour.

You hurt a fellow user's feeling with unnecessary filth and malice.

Just sod off, pathetic miserable git.
Go and chat up another woman in nearest pub.


And you calling me a git, a sod, an idiot and every other name you can think of under the sun is acceptable? That's what moderators do, is it? You're a stupid woman with nothing to contribute. On-topic, all you do is post irrelevant shite. Off-topic, you can't deal with it because you have no wit or common sense at all.

How about you "sod off" back to the 80s with your views, opinions and insults? Or fuck off, to who-cares-where, permanently. Your manners and tone are disgraceful.


And if the site administrator has something to say to me, I think he would communicate it directly, not through a simpleton who can't be trusted to speak English.

So, please, "the site administrator", PM me if you have a problem with what I'm saying (really, I'm not trying to be sarcastic). Your moderators leave a lot to be desired.


LOL!!

You haven't made a single positive contribution to this site, yet you have a nerve to post that I have nothing to contribute!
What a prejudiced miserable idiot, you are.


Apart from the number of messages I get saying how funny my posts are and that I make the place more interesting. How many of those have you got? Or, perhaps more tellingly, how many have you got telling you you're ruining a good website and that you are almost universally hated? Or that Morrissey himself cannot stand this website that you moderate? You, of all people, have no place to judge me.

No offense, but I really don't want to talk to you any more. You are possibly the most vile and/or stupid person I have ever encountered online. If the site administrator wants to say something to me (I'm more than happy to listen), then please ask him to do it. I don't trust you to be truthful or to accurately convey what he says.


Blooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooody liar! :rofl:

I know what kind of person you really are.

Behave yourself, silly petty liar.


Seriously, stop talking to me. Your English is awful and makes you sound like a tit.

Now, let's see you "behave" like a moderator. Impartial, seen but not heard and (try your best to be) intelligent.


LOL!!

You never bother to learn other languages, you have no right to criticise my English.


What the fuck are you on about? I speak 4 languages. And being a native English speaker gives me every right to criticise your English. That's like me saying "nfiwdn infg0e isdnf0iewnf inndiengp[s" is Japanese for "charity shop worker with 10 cats" then shouting at you for daring to say that it isn't.

LOL that.

Seriously, shut up.


They can read any messages you send on here, "private" or not. Best to use email/MSN if you want to talk privately.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bQwin3Vv0k


Now that IS a lie. Utter and complete bollocks. Hey, but I could be wrong. Supply the evidence and let's have a look.

P.


I just assumed that is what Kewpie was alluding to with the above post. And people on AYNIM have told me not to send PMs on here because you can read them. That said, AYNIM is so boring they could concievably make up any old shite to make their lives more interesting now that Morrissey is in a "down period".


But, please, provide evidence that you don't/can't. Her post seems to imply that you (individually or collectively) have read my private messages.

You won't find anything, anyway.


Can't provide anything, because there's nothing there. Honestly don't know who made that one up.

P.


I'm just reporting what I was told. You don't seem the type to read other people's private messages, but it must be possible if you were that way inclined.
Again, I'm just saying what I was told and don't want to give names or whatever. But it was/is pretty common knowledge/rumour on AYNIM.


Site administrator does not give a tool to moderators to access to central private message function.

A user Death Disco is really ignorant to believe such a stupid statement of some people who left to start other site.

AYNIM uses a free software which does not have many tools. It makes them to think that moderators of this site are able to read other users' PMs.
However, it's untrue.

Site administrator gave mods to other tool which gave me info about a user Death Disco is a pathetic coward and liar.


Thanks Kewpie for confirming.

Are we able to know what other tools are at your disposal?


I'm afraid I'm not allowed to discuss moderation tools with you.


Why is that?


Because it's against moderators conduct which is set by site administrator.


Why don't you just use his name, you rambling, lying simpleton? And can we see this code of conduct you speak of? I assume (if it exists) we could find dozens of instances of you breaking it. I'm pretty sure "moderators must attempt to bully, harrass and use insults that a 9 year old would use when dealing with members they don't like instead of just ignoring them" is not going to be one of these golden rules you are forbidden from speaking about.

Now, you can either call me a "poo brain" or post a picture of a cat, which will it be a user Kewpie?


WHAT did make you smile today?.....These ^^^^^
http://i584.photobucket.com/albums/ss286/Energy_Hearts/Doctor%20Who%20GIF/tumblr_lqaogw6jSX1qj98heo1_500.gif

[Iona Mink]

Maybe she doesn't consider an IP address to be personal information? I dunno. I once read that DavidT being the administrator CAN access all parts of the website including PMs if it was necessary to remedy a situation, so there technically is not 100% privacy. It is his site afterall. But it was indicated that only he has that tool, for what it's worth. I wouldn't get my panties in a wad about it though, I'm under the impression he's rarely even here, that the tight ship is kept afloat mostly by moderators.

Consider my panties officially un-wadded.

At the heart of this are three very simple questions

- What information is being collected about me?
- What is that information used for?
- Who has access to that information?

Kewpie says that personal data is not stored so I will take her at her word.

If Kewpie has access to information, not accessible to majority of members, concerning users where she can say that people are cowards and liars (and then warn, "behave yourself"). I would like to know from what kinds of information she has access to in order to make that judgement.

Kewpie, Bored, Uncle Skinny etc are private citizens. They are not the government nor employees of this site. I am interested to know what of my personal information is being shared with these private citizens whom I know nothing about. Especially as I have not explicitly given my permission for personal details to be shared with Kewpie or any of the other moderators.

You're right. It probably is IP addresses and nothing else. If that is the case, then I have no real beef. I would just like to be told.

[Mozzafan#1]

it wasn't today, but i hope this counts - if it doesn't maybe a mod could move my post to another thread?

Someone rang me yesterday and got their name wrong. Have you ever said your name and got it wrong? it makes for a tense moment. I tried to defuse the awkwardness by saying ‘fair play’ cheerfully, but if anything, I think that just made it worse.

[Pav1ova]

Sunny weather,oh.

[billy scissors]

"Yo,space helmet,now she is mine!" - Some graffiti I saw on my way to work.

And a friend who works in a call centre,got an inquiry from a Mr Grocock.She had to pass it on.

[CrystalGeezer]

Tonight at dinner with mom (Chateau le Costco) she told me my sister asked her to ask me to ask Morrissey if he wanted two cats because, and I quote, "Gay men love cats." :rolleyes: I told her that wasn't at the top of my list of things to ask him but I'd try to remember. :p

[CrystalGeezer]

I'm kinda loving Die Zauberflaut bought the Dodgers. :D

[Dance and Sing]

When I was dancing today.....Music and movement what a pair......Let it put you in a trance.....all over.

[lindsey1151]

When I was dancing today.....Music and movement what a pair......Let it put you in a trance.....all over.
Your reply made me smile today!!!!:thumb::p

[DAVIE]

Got a new job...I guess it's something to smile about I suppose.

[nothappynotsad]

Being unbanned.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

finding a 10 lari note in my camera allowed me to buy another gig of high speed internet today :)

[CrystalGeezer]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/073/127/128519186559.png?1318992465

[nothappynotsad]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/073/127/128519186559.png?1318992465

I... I don't know what to believe anymore. My reality is crumbling! Ahh!

[DAVIE]

I... I don't know what to believe anymore. My reality is crumbling! Ahh!

HAHAHAHA! That's me smile today! :D :p

[CrystalGeezer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-nSKDg_ERw&feature=player_embedded

No toys for you unless you EARN THEM LITTLE CHILD!!!!!

Jesus! :p Worst. Parenting. Ever.

[billy scissors]

I read this on a headstone as I passed a graveyard this morning:

Here lies Bill who died up Crimble

With a ferret in his pocket

Incidentally,he played cricket for England 1901-1903 and fathered 9 children.I love reading old headstones.

[Death Disco]

Waking up this morning, after last nights drunkeness, to find that I didn't eat a very questionable looking piece of "meat" from the Chinese I bought on the way home.
There was, however, no sign of the fried rice and curry sauce it came with, or the gravy chip I got for dessert.
Shat most of it out this morning and burned the rest off in the gym this afternoon, for those who are taking notes.

[malvachat]

Booking my flights to India for November and getting them real,real cheap.(less than£400 each)
Rubbish flight times but you can't have everything.
With the visas and tablets the whole thing is going to be under £1000 to get there.
Now that does make me smile quite a lot:D:D

[cornelius blaze]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-nSKDg_ERw&feature=player_embedded

No toys for you unless you EARN THEM LITTLE CHILD!!!!!

Jesus! :p Worst. Parenting. Ever.

could be worse.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvWJFgwvFIc

[CrystalGeezer]

could be worse.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvWJFgwvFIc

Ohhhh, I remember when that came out. But still, whenever I go to REI or on campus and see a climbing wall, people have repelling harnasses and are tied to the wall incase they fall, this kid is freestyling it because dad's too busy holding the camera.

[CrystalGeezer]

I read this on a headstone as I passed a graveyard this morning:

Here lies Bill who died up Crimble

With a ferret in his pocket

Incidentally,he played cricket for England 1901-1903 and fathered 9 children.I love reading old headstones.

Where do you live? What awesome place is this? :p I must go there...

[KenzieW]

Being unbanned.

You being unbanned made me smile too. I am glad to see you are back. :)

[nothappynotsad]

You being unbanned made me smile too. I am glad to see you are back. :)

Thanks Kenzie! I haven't seen you around the past few days and I was beginning to think you stopped posting here. Hope you're well!

[billy scissors]

Where do you live? What awesome place is this? :p I must go there...

Its just a large cemetery not far from where I live.I'm in West Yorkshire.The headstone was black marble with gold lettering and it caught my eye.

[CrystalGeezer]

http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2012/01/4f025baa48b87.jpg

There's more here, kinda hilarious some of them.

http://www.happyplace.com/10430/the-most-enjoyably-cantankerous-notes-ever-posted-in-the-workplace/page/5

[CrystalGeezer]

So this afternoon I met up with my friend and his brother and our mutual friend at a bar for a few drinks and to catch up. A man came in selling homemade tamales and LOVING parking lot tamales I bought three chile cheese ones for $5. Then, as usual, I got "Tomorrow" stuck in my head because one time a friend sang "Tamale...will it really come. And if it doeeeessssss come, will I still be human...." and so from then on I can't hear the word tamale and not sing that song. :p ANYWAY, so sitting on the other side of us next to me are these dudes:

http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5337/6926315994_c5323bc00b.jpg

Peter in the foreground and Albert. VERY vulgar. And hilarious. Anyway I got to talking to Peter about work, he asked me what I do, I said I make signs (:o) and HE told me that he's a stone contractor, his crew cuts granite and marble and they currently have a huge gig with a full crew working on the Hotel Coronado. I thought that was kinda cool. I wonder if Morrissey will stay there on his birthday and see his stonework since he's into swanky accomodations? :cool:

[VetTechOnFire]

My butt in my jeans... I have not felt this good in 11 months....

[CrystalGeezer]

This SNL from Saturday is kind of hilarious. Californians don't all have stoned surfer accents, but they DO have a pre-occupation with detailing directions. :D And there's a funny moment where one of the actors almost loses it trying not to laugh which I love.

http://laist.com/2012/04/15/snl_pokes_fun_at_us_the_californian.php

[Girl-with-the-Thorn]

http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2012/01/4f025baa48b87.jpg

There's more here, kinda hilarious some of them.

http://www.happyplace.com/10430/the-most-enjoyably-cantankerous-notes-ever-posted-in-the-workplace/page/5

Ha, love this. I read a book a while ago about different kinds of typefaces. Weirdly fascinating if you're a geek like me. :D

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

on this July 14th I will be seeing my Dodgers play :)
its one of the few things I wanted to make sure to do while back in the States...

[Tibby]

My baby niece saying hello to me in her funny little way.

[CrystalGeezer]

http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/elrich/default/guess-stopped-calling--feat-msg-132813591268.jpg

[DAVIE]

http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/elrich/default/guess-stopped-calling--feat-msg-132813591268.jpg

:lbf: that's really funny!

[joe frady]

An e-mail from Universal Mega-Corp Inc. Ltd. that began thus ~

"Hello Joe, IN THE PAST YOU'VE SHOWN INTEREST IN MORRISSEY, SO WE THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE TO JOIN US IN CELEBRATING STING'S DYNAMIC SOLO CAREER!"

Words fail me...

[CrystalGeezer]

An e-mail from Universal Mega-Corp Inc. Ltd. that began thus ~

"Hello Joe, IN THE PAST YOU'VE SHOWN INTEREST IN MORRISSEY, SO WE THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE TO JOIN US IN CELEBRATING STING'S DYNAMIC SOLO CAREER!"

Words fail me...

It's even funnier if you read it as though they whisper your name and then scream the rest of the message at you. :D

[CrystalGeezer]

This guy won the Morrissey jackpot. :D He must have some amazing karma, he apparently collected all this stuff in one day.

http://yfrog.com/odyizamj:iphone

Saw it on AYNIM. http://yfrog.com/odyizamj

[DAVIE]

This guy won the Morrissey jackpot. :D He must have some amazing karma, he apparently collected all this stuff in one day.

Crystal, don't go to the dark side of the force!!!

Apple crumble and the thought of pay day made me smile today!

[CrystalGeezer]

Crystal, don't go to the dark side of the force!!!

Apple crumble and the thought of pay day made me smile today!

I just want a piece of his sleeve to rub on my puss! :D

[nothappynotsad]

I just want a piece of his sleeve to rub on my puss! :D

:eek:

[DAVIE]

I just want a piece of his sleeve to rub on my puss! :D

....Crystal, ermmm.

You certainly got a reaction from me, dear!! :)

[nothappynotsad]

....Crystal, ermmm.

You certainly got a reaction from me, dear!! :)

???
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y104/dance89/ohliz/boner.gif

[DAVIE]

???
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y104/dance89/ohliz/boner.gif

No Linder more....

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0dqqm91dqN4/TzQpB8DDjzI/AAAAAAAABzA/mFkB9FCoyQU/s1600/macaulay.jpg

[billy scissors]

nice to see Barking is still barking.

[DAVIE]

I have everything officially released by Kitchens Of Distinction and Stephenhero! Great!! :D

[nothappynotsad]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WkKZJVG5wTk/TClu6S1QT2I/AAAAAAACmHI/2RTv1OibK8k/s1600/MovieQuiz_884+%288%29.jpg

[billy scissors]

A girl at work thinks her house is haunted.Her other half does too.She thinks its her and "things" follow her around.

I said "You could be a medium",she replied "No,I'm definitely an extra large".

[CrystalGeezer]

A girl at work thinks her house is haunted.Her other half does too.She thinks its her and "things" follow her around.

I said "You could be a medium",she replied "No,I'm definitely an extra large".

You heard about the midget mind reader who escaped from prison, right? The wanted posters read "Small Medium at Large!"



:straightface:

I'll get me sweatshirt.

[cornelius blaze]

I just want a piece of his sleeve to rub on my puss! :D


???
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y104/dance89/ohliz/boner.gif


A girl at work thinks her house is haunted.Her other half does too.She thinks its her and "things" follow her around.

I said "You could be a medium",she replied "No,I'm definitely an extra large".


You heard about the midget mind reader who escaped from prison, right? The wanted posters read "Small Medium at Large!"



:straightface:

I'll get me sweatshirt.

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/tumblr_m2zn15BElp1qbk9s5o2_250.gif

[CrystalGeezer]

I heard a fun fact today. My very close friend Jonathan's Great Aunt and Uncle from his mom's side are buried in the Boyle Heights cemetery Ganglord was filmed in. In fact their family restaurant is around the corner that we ate lunch at today and I currently have heartburn from . :D

[CrystalGeezer]

This was on the LA Times, different videos documenting the "Super Moon" last night. Hilarious. :D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMdCDBmMMAM&feature=player_embedded

[nothappynotsad]

http://thefunnyinbox.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/funny.jpg

[CrystalGeezer]

http://www.thisiscolossal.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/pinata.jpg

[Giselle]

Stephen Fry is one of the classiest, wittiest, most erudite men I can think of, ever. :love:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPy1AKj_zRI

[malvachat]

[QUOTE=Giselle;1986714340]Stephen Fry is one of the classiest, most erudite guys out there, ever. :love:

Absolutely,
One of the most wonderful human beings in the world.
I can listen him for hours on any subject at all.

[DAVIE]

This had made my day today....

A fat woman is at the doctors because she's having health problems.
The doctor says to her, "Madam, your problems stem from your clinical obesity....Basically you're just too fat"
"I object to that diagnosis!!" she says, "and I demand a second opinion, you rude man!"
"Fair enough" says the doctor, "You're bloody ugly too!"

hehe :D

[billybu69]

http://thefunnyinbox.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/funny.jpg

that is fabulous, who do I call?

[DAVIE]

that is fabulous, who do I call?

ahahahaha! :D

[VetTechOnFire]

I lost another 7lbs!!!

[Anonymous]

I lost another 7lbs!!!

That's fantastic! Well done, you! You must be making a huge effort.

[CrystalGeezer]

http://cdn.twentytwowords.com/wp-content/uploads/Facebook-Luke-634x475.png

[nothappynotsad]

I just rubbed Preparation H on Viva's butthole. :D

[CrystalGeezer]

The Executive Pinstripe Hoodie. :D

http://www.betabrand.com/executive-pinstripe-hoodie.html

[VetTechOnFire]

Tea with crushed ice

[MORRIZSEY]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=dGjHK5X8mzE

[CrystalGeezer]

This lil' guy is feeling the spirit. Hilarious!

http://www.wimp.com/dancingjive/

[CrystalGeezer]

funnyordie accurately summed up why music festivals suck. :D

http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/user_photos/1258671/e911e2e180086eb3daf61c69e404d798_width_640x.jpg

[DAVIE]

Kitchens Of Distinction gigs are available for download, so I'm downloading them right now! I'm soooo happy! I think I will still donate a pound or two to the kind gentleman....that's if the recordings are any good! :D

[Giselle]

"Ham Rove"
http://writinginthepublicsphere.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/ham1.jpg

[nothappynotsad]

https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/s720x720/148974_272344692862655_201745799922545_520041_1042 442326_n.jpg

[billy scissors]

A car with a personalised number plate - N1G3L

[CrystalGeezer]

A car with a personalised number plate - N1G3L

I wonder if someone is making plans for him.

I was sitting behind a motorcycle cop the other day and he had one of those plate frames that said "SMILE I could be behind you." I thought that was kinda ballsy for a public service vehicle, but I loved it. :D

[DAVIE]

I smiled because I know I have a day off tomorrow!! :)

[CrystalGeezer]

My (49 year old) sister is super pumped because she's going to see a taping of the Ellen Degeneres show tomorrow and we're pretty sure she might be seeing Justin Bieber and Will Smith. And she got all excited. Or if not it'll be Charlize Theron and she got way less excited. :p Anyway, her excitement about maybe seeing the sensational Beebs is sweet and made me smile. :D

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

reading (some of) Cosmic Dancer's drunken meltdown :lbf:
classic Solo :thumb:

[DAVIE]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/10/spaceballs2.jpg


http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/5/56/Pizzahutt.jpg

If you've watched it, you know exactly what I mean!! :p

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

at school, I was smiling when I found out the 1st graders get out 3 weeks early so I thought that this mean I would have 3 less classes to teach in the upcoming weeks
then I realized it just likely means 3 more with the older kids who are not so fun
so I am no longer smiling

[nothappynotsad]

at school, I was smiling when I found out the 1st graders get out 3 weeks early so I thought that this mean I would have 3 less classes in the upcoming weeks
then I realized it just likely means 3 more with the older kids who are not so fun
so I am no longer smiling

You're in first grade? :D

[CrystalGeezer]

I'll just have a little salad, thanks. :p

http://www.thisiscolossal.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mini-2.jpg

[lindsey1151]

A funny and unexpected google image result!!!

[CrystalGeezer]

http://ayyyy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/roflbot.jpg

[nothappynotsad]

http://ayyyy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/roflbot.jpg

I have that issue of Vanity Fair. Bruce Willis gets shot to death in that same photoshoot.

[CrystalGeezer]

I have that issue of Vanity Fair. Bruce Willis gets shot to death in that same photoshoot.

It's in Vanity Fair? I saw it on Manolo's Shoe Blog. :p I always think I should read Vanity Fair more often.

[nothappynotsad]

It's in Vanity Fair? I saw it on Manolo's Shoe Blog. :p I always think I should read Vanity Fair more often.

It's from a couple years ago. It's an Annie Leibovitz photoshoot. LOTS of people are in it.

[Anonymous]

CSK1D3bZhRs

[CrystalGeezer]

CSK1D3bZhRs

"Fucking Lexmark shit!" :D

[CrystalGeezer]

The Censorship Towel. :D

http://www.geekologie.com/2012/05/pixelated-privates-the-censorship-towel.php

http://www.geekologie.com/2012/05/25/censorship-towels.jpg

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

nothing, nor am I likely to smiling any time soon, quit smoking 2 days ago

[CrystalGeezer]

I just saw something kinda cool. I went to the Arclight to see Moonrise Kingdom (:thumb: Excellent movie.) and on the way out of the parking structure I exited Ivar and made a right. Then I was stopped at the intersection of Ivar and Sunset right there where Amoeba is and the Premier for True Blood was letting out of the Cinerama. They had to all cross the street and go to what appeared to be a nightclub behind Amoeba (:squiffy: Never seen that place before.) but my car was stopped at the intersection and they all walked in front of it, I had a front row seat in the comfort of my own car of the cast of True Blood, except they were all wearing tuxedos and strange dresses and their hair was weird, but it was a parade of sort of familiar faces. I know True Blood is corny as hell but I love it, it's like strange therapy in a way. :p It was fun to see my therapists running across the street in heels.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

fresh strawberries :yum:

[Emil]

fresh strawberries :yum:

My favourite food! I just saw this years first swedish strawberries in the supermarket today. I must get me some.

[billy scissors]

Bought a pair of Docs shoes at charity shop.Never been worn,right size,12 quid.

[123xyz]

nothing, nor am I likely to smiling any time soon, quit smoking 2 days ago

I'm only smiling because I remember the last time I tried to quit smoking, I felt like my face was sliding off. Good luck, Robby !


Yes, I will try again another day...

[CrystalGeezer]

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7081/7322082046_0279d61607_z.jpg

I'm kinda lolling that "zombie apocalypse" is a legitimate "In the News" item. Some guy ate off another guy's face in Florida earlier in the week and this morning some other guy was arrested for killing his roommate and eating his brains and heart. It's dark and bizarre and a testimony to the power of the collective unconscious, IMO. People love zombie movies? Well God can deliver that shit. Let's try loving peace while we're at it and do some good.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

I'm only smiling because I remember the last time I tried to quit smoking, I felt like my face was sliding off. Good luck, Robby !


Yes, I will try again another day...
the first week is the hardest and I am past that
as for smiling today, just found out no school for me tomorrow

[CrystalGeezer]

My NOT vegetarian dad (who has no concept of where meat really comes from, I think) is having scallops for dinner and is trying to convince me that it's not really an animal. "It's like a barnacle on the side of a pier, Aim." When I explained they had their own rich social structure and were indeed animals he said "It's just like a scoop of fat from the belly of a whale. Or it's like a whale's whitehead that was popped!"

Totally selling me on that one. :p

[Giselle]

nothing, nor am I likely to smiling any time soon, quit smoking 2 days ago


I know, encouraging words about your health, etc... are a dime a dozen right now, but still...good luck to you. :straightface:

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

I know, encouraging words about your health, etc... are a dime a dozen right now, but still...good luck to you. :straightface:
I hate to jinx it but this has been the easiest time I've quit, I have no idea why
something with being in another country perhaps
I just started getting up half an hour earlier and am going to be about an hour earlier
thats all I have done
but I just knew I had to do it before going back to the States for my "vacation"

[Emil]

Arriving with the train in Gothenburg.

[nothappynotsad]

Happy anniversary, my beloved viva hate. Joining this site is the best decision I've ever made. He makes life worth living.

[nothappynotsad]

I finally got a promotion!

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

today
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/geo/SAM_2922.jpg
Ia gave me milk for me tea, sure, it was from a can, but still, best cup of tea I have had since coming here :)

[CrystalGeezer]

http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2012/01/oldest-dinosaur-nursery-found.jpg

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Wednesday is usually my short day, but today its 0 classes with being done with all little ones(under 10) and Eka in TB :)

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

school's out for summer :D
what am I going to do now? :o

[Hellie]

My little boy turned five yesterday, and he adores chihuahuas, specifically baby chihuahuas. Every time he throws a coin in a fountain or blows off a dandelion, he wishes for a baby chihuahua. A baby golden chihuahua, to match his golden blond hair. Of course, at this point, there is no way in the world we are getting another dog. So I bought a stock image of a baby chihuahua and made him a birthday card in Photoshop. When I gave it to him last night, he was completely and genuinely thrilled with it. After opening his other presents, he picked the card up again, and gazed at it with starry eyes, and turned to me and said, "Oh, Mom! I thank you for this card! I love it so much!" We tacked it up over his bed. :D

http://www.dreamstime.com/chihuahua-(3-months)-thumb5665120.jpg

Get him a real one!! fab dogs!

[CrystalGeezer]

Get him a real one!! fab dogs!

I don't know about other cities but there are SOOOOOOO MANY chihuahuas in Los Angeles shelters. Has to be the number one breed of dogs looking for a forever home.

[Pav1ova]

I saw a guy who looked exactly like Paul Weller. :blushing:
And how some man in a shoe shop turned off an air-conditioner with an umbrella.

[Giselle]

I'd never seen the house one before. :lbf:

http://files.sharenator.com/i_see_what_you_did_there_house-s450x338-233507-580.jpg

[CrystalGeezer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLYVx-qlv1c

:D