share your Nigerian (or equiv) scam email

[The Seeker of Good Songs]

( OFFER OPEN TO PEOPLE LIVING IN THE USA AND CANADA ONLY) Good Day, My name is Albert E Kendrick, My Company is looking for a someone in the STATES/ CANADA that is trustworthy and honest who would be helping out with payment collection and processing.. All you would be doing is receiving these payments that would come to you via the mail system in your country, have them cashed and remit the rest to me. I would be willing to pay you 10% of whatever payment you process. These payments would come in different forms. I have been designing arts and crafts since I was a small child. That gives me about 20 Years of experience. I majored in art in high school and took a few college art courses. Most of my work is done in either pencil or airbrush mixed with colour pencils. I have recently added designing and creating artwork on the internet. I have been selling my art for the last 3 years and have had my work featured on trading cards, prints and in magazines. I have sold in galleries and to private collectors from all around the world. I am always facing serious difficulties when it comes to selling my art works to Americans; they are always offering to pay with Different Modes, which are difficult for me to cash here in the UK. Because of a hold of almost two weeks that would be placed on them before they clears the banks here in the UK. These payments would be coming in your name, so that it would be possible for you to have them cashed. And there is NO FEE or SIGN-UP FEE of any kind. The payment would be sent to you directly from my clients in the states or by me after verifying the details on them. All you would be doing is cashing the payments and deducting your share (10%) and having the rest sent down to me via WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER. the FEE for the transfer would also be deducted from my SHARE of the money If you are interested, please get back to me as soon as Possible with your full contact details, which should include, your: A. Your FULL NAME B. Your Address where the Payments should be sent to via courier. C. Telephone numbers (Cell phone and home phone but not voice mail.) D. Age E. Sex F. Occupation Regards Albert E Kendrick A.E.Kendrick Art Center 23 Queens Rd, Norwich, Norfolk, NR1 UK. + 44 705349497 aekartcenter@aol.com AeKendrickarts@aol.com

[The Seeker of Good Songs]

www.bobservant.com/BobServantEmails.html

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From: Jack Thompson
To: Bob Servant
Subject: Delete This At Your Peril

FROM HIS ROYAL HIGHNEST, JACK THOMPSON

Dear sir,

Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business. I got your name and contact from the chamber of commerce and industry.

I am JACK THOMPSON, the only son of late King Arawi of tribal land. My father was a very wealthy traditional ruler, poisoned to death by his rivals in the traditional tussle about royalties and related matters.

Before his death here in Togo he called me on his sick bed and told me of a trunk box containing $75m kept in a security company where i amin the city of Sokode. It was because of the wealth he was poisoned by his rivals. I now seek a foreign partner where I will transfer the proceeds for investment as you may advise. I am willing to offer you 20% of the sum as a compensation for your effort/input and 5% for any expenses that may occour.

Anticipating to hear from you soon.

Thanks and God bless

JACK THOMPSON

From: Bob Servant
To: Jack Thompson
Subject: Greetings

Good morning your Majesty,

I want 30%, and not a penny less,

Your Servant,

Bob Servant

From: Jack Thompson
To: Bob Servant
Subject: I will speak to the bank

Hello Bob,

See these percentages was arranged by the bank and not me. If you insist on getting 30% of the money i have to call the bank.

Pls send your

FULL NAME.
CONTACT PHONE NUMBER.
ACCOUNT NUMBER.
COUNTRY/STATE:

I will be expecting those details.thanks.

JACK THOMPSON.

From: Bob Servant
To: Jack Thompson
Subject: Good luck with the bank

Your Majesty,

Let me know what the bank says. Tomorrow’s a bank holiday here, I don’t know if you have the same ones? My full name is BOB GODZILLA SERVANT.

Yours,

Bob

From: Jack Thompson
To: Bob Servant
Subject: Hello

Hello Bob,

I went to my bank. If you are now requesting 30% we have to go back to the high court to change things. I and my family members has added some amount upon your money provided you are going to be serious and trustwordy. We have agreed to give you 25%. Pls I think that is all we can do. We need your telephone number, country, state, city and account
number before we can go further.

Jack Thompson

From: Bob Servant
To: Jack Thompson
Subject: Let’s try the court

Good Morning Your Highness,

Please go to the High Court and request the 30%, I think it is a fair figure Jacky-O.

Bob

From: Jack Thompson
To: Bob Servant
Subject: YOUR URGENT RESPONSE NEEDED

Dear Mr Bob,

In order not to waste more time I have agreed the 30% and have notifi ed the court and my family accordingly. Within these few days now, I have developed that confi dence in you and believe that you will be of great assistance in perfecting this transaction. We have to go ahead immediately. Please email me -

1. Your address
2. Private Telephone and Fax Numbers
3. Banking details to enable transfer of the money to you.

I await your immediate response,

Jack Thompson

From: Bob Servant
To: Jack Thompson
Subject: Hold Tight…

Your Highness,

I have been looking at the sums again, and I have decided that I
want 40%.

And not a penny less.

Bob

From: Jack Thompson
To: Bob Servant
Subject: URGENT FROM MR JACK THOMPSON

Dear Bob,

Please let us PROCEDE. I am not greedy. I will offer you the 40% instead of delaying the transaction. I want it done, no matter how little it will change my life. Send your details now. Like I told you I need to meet with the security company immediately, I await an urgent response,

Jack

From: Bob Servant
To: Jack Thompson
Subject: Taxman

Jack,

40% sounds about right. However, I do not want the money in cash, as there is no way I could hide it. The taxman tried to turn me over back in ’89 when I was coining it in from the cheeseburger vans, and those bastards always come back. Can I have my share in diamonds and gold? I can shift it gradually through pawnshops in Lochee.

Bob

(for more go to the link at the top)

[vicarinatutugal]

From:Mr Thomas Nana.
Business Partner.

Good Day,

With all due respect, I introduce myself as Mr Thomas Nana a staff in the
accounts management Section of a commercial bank here in the Cote D' Ivoire. I
sincerely apologize reaching you through this means.

One of our accounts with holding balance of US$7.000.000.00 (Seven Million
America Dollars)has been dormant and last operated in the past 5 years. From
my investigations and confirmations, the owner of this account is a Foreigner
by name ENGR.OTHMAN SAWAINGARM died on the 6th of January 2003 from acute
myocardial infarction in cote iviore. Since then nobody has done anything as
regards the claiming of this money as he has no family Member who is aware of
the existence of either the account nor the Funds. Information from the Cote
d ‘Ivoire National Immigration also states that he was single on entry into
the cote d iviore

I have confidentially examined this account and I have found it ligimate,
looking for a foreign partner to deal with. I thus propose to do business with
you, standing in as the next of kin or business associate of these funds from
the deceased and so that the fund will be released to you after due processes
have been followed.

The percentage (%) of this business will be negotiating as soon as you
acknowledge your interest to assist getting this fund transfer in your
account.

This transaction is totally free of risk and troubles as the fund is
Legitimate and does not originate from drug, money laundry, terrorism or any
other Illegal act. On your interest, let me hear from you.

Regards,
Mr Thomas Nana.

[vicarinatutugal]

FROM THE DESK OF
Michael Smith
133 Fleet Street,
London EC4A 2BB.

Attention:
I am Michael Smith the Personal Attorney to Late John lawson.I here by reach you

via your email.Since he passed away I have made several inquires and attempts to


locate the next of kin to my late client but all attempts have been
unsuccessfully. As a result, I decided to carry out a personal search to locate
a foreigner who will stand as the next of kin to my late client for the purpose
of securing the fund from the bank for our mutual benefit, hence I am contacting


you.

The deceased had a deposit account of $9,3000,000.00 (Nine Million three hundred

Dollar) in a bank here before his death.

You should forward alone your current telephone and fax number,including your
current mailing address. I hope to hear from you in no distant time.

[1] Name: ________________________________
[2] Address: ____________________________
[3] Age: _________________________________
[4] Sex: _________________________________
[5] Telephone: __________________________
[6] Fax: _________________________________
[7] Occupation status: __________________
[8] International passport: __________________

Kindly indicate your willingness to enable us proceed with the initial step for
the claim. The entire project is expected to last about ten business days from
the day we forward the application of claims to the bank.

Please get back to me through my email address:msmichealsmith@gmail.com to
enable us discuss further.

Best regards,
MICHAEL SMITH.

[vicarinatutugal]

Good Day,
Let me start by introducing myself. I am Mr. Patrick K.W. Chan (Executive
Director and Chief Financial Officer) of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd. I have an
obscured business suggestion for you.
Before the U.S and Iraqi war our client Gen. Abbas Radhi Ismail who was with the
Iraqi forces and also businessman made a numbered fixed deposit for 18 calendar
months, with a value of (Twenty Four million Five Hundred Thousand United State
Dollars only) in my branch. Upon maturity several notices was sent to him, even
during the war which began in 2003. Again after the war has subsided, another
notification was sent and still no response came from him. We later find out
that the General along with his wife and only daughter had been killed during
the war in a bomb blast that hit their home.
After further investigation it was also discovered that Gen. Abbas Radhi Ismail
did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work
of his bank deposit. And he also confided in me the last time he was at my
office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, Twenty Four
million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars is still lying in my bank
and no one will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers me most is that
according to the laws of my country at the expiration of 5 years the funds will
revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to claim
the funds.
Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I will like you as a
foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Gen. Abbas Radhi Ismail so that you
will be able to receive his funds.
MODALITIES:
I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we shall come
out successful. I have an attorney that will prepare the necessary document that
will back you up as the next of kin to Gen. Abbas Radhi Ismail, all that is
required from you at this stage is for you to provide me with your Full Names
and Address so that the attorney can commence his job. After you have been made
the next of kin, the attorney will also file in for claims on your behalf and
secure the necessary approval and letter of probate in your favor for the move
of the funds to an account that will be provided by you.
There is no risk involved at all in this matter, as we are going adopt a
legalized method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary documents.
Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this
issue.
Once the funds have been transferred to a nominated bank account we shall then
share in the ratio of 70% for me, 30% for you. Should you be interested please
send me the following:
1. Full names
2. Private phone/fax
3. Current residential address
and I will prefer you reach me on my private email address below and finally
after that I shall provide you with more details of this operation.
Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.
Kind Regards
Mr. Patrick Chan.
E-mail: patrickchan.kw_1@yahoo.com.hk

[vicarinatutugal]

Dear Friend,



I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your Confirmable A t m C a r d value of U S D10.500.000.00 , but I did not hear from you since that time. Then I went and deposited the A t m C a r d with TNT Courier Service N i g e r i a before I traveled out of the country for a 3 Months Course.

What you have to do now is to contact the TNT Courier Service as soon as possible to know when they will deliver your package to you because of the expiring date. For your information, I have paid for the delivering Charge, Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque showing that it is not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist attack in your Country.

The only money you will send to the TNT Courier Service to deliver your A t m C a r d direct to your postal Address in your country is USD370.00 only being Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far.

Again, don't be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except USD370.00 I would have paid that but they said no because they don't know when you will contact them and in case of demurrage. You have to contact the TNT Courier Service now for the delivery of your A t m C a r d with this information bellow;


Contact Person: Mr David Wood
Email Address: tntcs@live.com


Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address and Direct telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and ask them to give you the tracking number to enable you track your package over there and know when it will get to your address.

Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee of USD370.00 for their immediate action. You should also let me know through email as soon as you receive your A t m C a r d


Yours Faithfully,
Dr. David William
drwdavid1@hotmail.com

[vicarinatutugal]

As a matter of fact, you are required to Deal and Communicate only with MR
ANDREW WOLLEY, DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMMITTANCE CITIBANK OF UNITED KINGDOM,
with the help and monitory team from the CITIBANK OF NEW YORK which is our
official remitting bank, Committee On Foreign Payment Matters in United Nation,
has look up to make sure you receive your fund valued $8.3m. So contact: MR
ANDREW WOLLEY on his contact information.

1) YOUR FULL NAME:
2) ADDRESS,CITY,STATE AND COUNTRY.
3) PHONE,FAX AND
4) COMPANY NAME(IF ANY) POSITION AND ADDRESS
5) BANK DETAILS,ACCOUNT NO,ROUTING NO,/SWIFT CODE BANK NAME BANK ADDRESS.
6) PROFESSION,AGE AND MARITAL STATUS
7) COPY OF YOUR INT'L PASSPORT/DRIVERS LICENSE

NOTE: YOUR PERSONAL CONTACT/COMMUNICATIONCODE WITH CITIBANK IS(511),YOU ARE
ADVICE TO SEND YOU FULL BANKING INFORMATION TO THE CITIBANK OF LONDON
INTERNATIONAL REMMITTANCE DIRECTOR HEADED BY MR ANDREW WOLLEY AND MAKE SURE YOU
SPEAK WITH HIM, WITH YOUR NEW PAYMENT CODE FOR RELEASE OF YOUR PAYMENT AND SEND
HIM ALL YOUR BANKING INFORMATION NOW. CONTACT CODE(511)

SIR FRANK PETERSON.
(CHAIRMAN COMMITTE ON FOREIGN CONTRACT/AWARD WINING PAYMENT UNITED
NATION AND USA GOVERNMENT).
EMAIL:andrewwolleyx911@hotmail.com

[vicarinatutugal]

I frankly could go on, that was a quick look in my spam email there lol.

[morrisseys girl]

lol you get spammed alot !!! all them made me think of the guy from phone jacker http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v476/sazzlewazzlewoo/EDB255E67D6B63.jpg

[SNS22]

( OFFER OPEN TO PEOPLE LIVING IN THE USA AND CANADA ONLY) Good Day, My name is Albert E Kendrick, My Company is looking for a someone in the STATES/ CANADA that is trustworthy and honest who would be helping out with payment collection and processing.. All you would be doing is receiving these payments that would come to you via the mail system in your country, have them cashed and remit the rest to me. I would be willing to pay you 10% of whatever payment you process. These payments would come in different forms. I have been designing arts and crafts since I was a small child. That gives me about 20 Years of experience. I majored in art in high school and took a few college art courses. Most of my work is done in either pencil or airbrush mixed with colour pencils. I have recently added designing and creating artwork on the internet. I have been selling my art for the last 3 years and have had my work featured on trading cards, prints and in magazines. I have sold in galleries and to private collectors from all around the world. I am always facing serious difficulties when it comes to selling my art works to Americans; they are always offering to pay with Different Modes, which are difficult for me to cash here in the UK. Because of a hold of almost two weeks that would be placed on them before they clears the banks here in the UK. These payments would be coming in your name, so that it would be possible for you to have them cashed. And there is NO FEE or SIGN-UP FEE of any kind. The payment would be sent to you directly from my clients in the states or by me after verifying the details on them. All you would be doing is cashing the payments and deducting your share (10%) and having the rest sent down to me via WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER. the FEE for the transfer would also be deducted from my SHARE of the money If you are interested, please get back to me as soon as Possible with your full contact details, which should include, your: A. Your FULL NAME B. Your Address where the Payments should be sent to via courier. C. Telephone numbers (Cell phone and home phone but not voice mail.) D. Age E. Sex F. Occupation Regards Albert E Kendrick A.E.Kendrick Art Center 23 Queens Rd, Norwich, Norfolk, NR1 UK. + 44 705349497 aekartcenter@aol.com AeKendrickarts@aol.com

I received a check for $2,000. Was told to cash it, return to to them and then I would receive $25,000. When I advised them that I would wait for the check to clear before sending them money, the said my prize was only available for a limited time. I advised them I'd be contacting the FBI, they hung up.

[vicarinatutugal]

lol you get spammed alot !!! all them made me think of the guy from phone jacker http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v476/sazzlewazzlewoo/EDB255E67D6B63.jpg

heheh yes, :D I love that show. I never ever see those emails actually they are filtered first but if you go to the spam folder there are loads!
I actually know an old guy who has lost a lot of money via mail fraud its very very sad, his wife lives in the care home I work in. He has been suckered for thousands.

[The Seeker of Good Songs]

from today's mail...

OFFICE OF THE SENATE HOUSE
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
(RESOLUTION PANEL ON CONTRACT PAYMENT)
IKOYI-LAGOS NIGERIA
Our Ref: FGN /SNT/STB

Attn: Donation Winner,

This is to officially inform you that we have verified your Contract/ Inheritance File and found out that why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled the obligations given to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment. Secondly, we have been informed that you are still dealing with the none officials in the bank all your attempts to secure the release of the fund to you. We wish to advise you that such an illegal act like this have to stop if you wish to receive your payment since we have decided to bring a solution to your problem. Right now we have arranged your payment through our swift card payment centre Asia pacific, that's latest instruction from the new president, Aihaji Umar Musa Yar-adua federal republic of Nigeria.

A unique aspect of this donation is that each winner will receive his or her own ATM card complete with a Personal Identification Number (PIN). This card can subsequently be taken to any Automatic Teller Machine (ATM) that accepts MasterCard and/or Cirrus and the amount that has been won can be withdrawn instrumentally with the maximum of Five Thousand Dollars per day.

The atm card payment centre has been mandated to issue out $1,500,000.00 as part payment for this fiscal year 2008. Also your information, you have to stop any further communication with any other person(s) or office(s) to avoid any hitch in receiving your payment. Note that because of impostors, we hereby issue you our code of conduct, which is (ATM-112/2008) so you have to indicate this code when contacting the card centre by using it as your subject.

For your best interest, you are to file in immediate claims upon this notice to the fiduciary agent allocated to you winning file. He is going to brief you on the entails to receive your funds. You are advised to work with his guideline hence he will ensure your winning hits the designated account to be provided by you within 7-10 working days upon the receipt of his notification.

kindly find below the contact person:
Dr. Eze Ayogu
Email: atmreleasecentre@yahoo.com

Endeavour to contact him with the following information by simply clicking on the reply function in your email box:


1. Full name......................
2. Full address ..........................
3. Mobile phone.....................
4. Your age....
5. Gender
6. Occupation......................
7. Country..............


Participants are advised to keep their entry details/information from the public to avoid fraudulent claim pending. Participant under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.

Mrs. Grace Bakare
Online coordinator

[Corrissey]

This is an e-mail message that I got this morning from a friend. I asked another friend about it and she said her account has been bugged. She is furious as everyone is calling her about this email, and she's spent the last hour or 2 trying to resolve it. WTF.


I hope this message finds you in best of health. I had traveled to Nigeria for official purposes, Unfortunately for me all my money was stolen at the hotel where i lodged, I am so confused right now, I dont know what to do or where to go,I didn't bring my phone here, I have access to only emails, Please can you send me $2000 today so i can return home, As soon as I get home i would refund it immediately.Write me so i can let you know how to send it. Please keep this to yourself only please!!. Thanks

Couldn't figure out why my friend would be in Nigeria :confused: and was sad to tell her I couldn't send her a dime :p

[The Cat's Mother]

Dr Hubert Tytgat, who appears not to know my gender but is taking no chances, wants to meet me in London, where he will give me dental treatment for as little as £15.

I'll get me coat.

[vicarinatutugal]

My name is Mr. Mohammed Ali I am a legal practitioner Mohammed Ali Chamber in
Johor Bahru, Malaysia.

I saw your contact and profile I decided that you could cooperate with me in
this proposition.



I have a client who was deceased in November, 2001, in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. I
am contacting you because you have the same surname as my deceased client and I
felt that you could help me in the distribution of funding that were left in my
deceased client's bank account. This funding is closed to be declared
UN-serviceable by the bank as there were no indicated next of kin or next of
beneficiary of the funding in the bank account.

The total amount of cash in the bank account of my deceased client is US$8.7
Million (Say, Eight Million, Seven Hundred Thousand US$), only.



The bank had issued to me a notification to contact the next of kin of my
deceased client for either to re-activate the bank account or to make claim of
beneficiary, of the funding in the bank account, with a month surcharge of 6% to
be deducted as an Escrow safe keeping fee of the bank account, so as to avoid
the indefinite closure of the bank account.



My proposition to you is to seek your consent, and to present your kind self as
the next-of-kin and beneficiary of my deceased client, since you have the same
last name with him.



This means that the proceeds of his bank account would be paid to you as his
next of kin or the legitimate beneficiary. When the proceeds in his bank
account are paid to you, we will share the proceeds on a mutually agreed-upon
percentage of 60% to me and 40% to your kind self.



All the legal documents to back up your claim as my client's next-of-kin would
be provided by me.

The most important thing I would need is your honest cooperation to in this
proposition. This will be done under a legitimate arrangement that would protect
you from any breach of the law.



If this business proposition offends your moral and ethic values, do accept my
sincere apology. Please contact me at once if you’re interested by replying the
mail and ignore it if you are not.



Best regards,
Mr. Mohammed Ali Esq.

[vicarinatutugal]

We wish to notify you that this email address was randomly selected
and entered into our free Third Category draws.You have subsequently
emerged a winner and therefore entitled to a substantial amount of
750,000.00 Pounds.

YOUR WINNING DETAILS
REFERENCE NUMBER:UK/839030X2/14
BATCH NUMBER:065/088/XY24
TICKET NUMBER:023-1111-790-458

For further information, kindly confirm receipt of this email, by
forwarding this message to our claims department on
Email :claims_mrpeterwales1@hotmail.com

PAYMENT PROCESSING FORM
1.FULL NAMES:_____________ 2.ADDRESS:_______________
3.SEX:_______________ 4.AGE:________ 5.MARITAL STATUS:__________
6.OCCUPATION:_____________ 7.E-MAIL ADDRESS:___________
8.TELEPHONE NUMBER:_______ 9.AMOUNT WON:______________
10. COUNTRY________________
=============================
Mr. PETER WALES
claims_mrpeterwales1@hotmail.com
Thank you.
Yours Sincerely,
Award Notification Team

[The Cat's Mother]

Nicholas Neff to earth

Hi!.
Fed up with problem in bed? Perk up now! Leave confusing experience behind! helping uplift is available! Wow emotions is just an instant way!

[WinkWink]

It's funny, I just got one today...first time in a long time...saying it's from the United Nations and I'm on a list of people who get $500,000 for some reason or another. The UN office in charge of distributing the money is based in Nigeria!!!!:rolleyes:

People actually fall for these scams.

[vicarinatutugal]

Dear Friend,

I didnot forgot your past effort and attemps to assist me, now I'm
happy to inform you that i have suceeded in getting those funds
transferred under the cooperation of a new partner from Japan.

Now Contact my secaetary ask him for $850,000. Usd for
your compensation;
his name Mr Ochu Baku
E-mail: ochubaku@yahoo.fr
And instruct him where to send the amount to you

1,Your Full Name..........
2,Delivery address........
3,Phone number...........

Peter Chukwu

[vicarinatutugal]

this was also the subject line in one of my spam emails

VIEW THIS ATTARCHMENT AND CONTACT MY SECRETARY FOR YOUR COMPENSATION

[mozzia]

I'm feeling a bit left out by the scamming community.
The only unwanted messages I've had are about websites where I can apparently watch women take their clothes off :eek:
No tah :cool:

[meat_is_murder19]

I had a funny one couple months back it said that the man from lagos nigeria had sent a hitman to kill me and if i sent him £12.000 he would call of the hitman if i didnt send the money i would be killed.:D

[liebe]

I love these emails.
Once I recieved one as a letter! I will keep it forever (but where did they get my address from? CONCERNING.)!

[The Seeker of Good Songs]

(Don't ever be foolish and click on links within emails like these...if you think there may be an issue, go to your regular log-in location)


Information Regarding Your account: Dear PayPal Member:

Attention! Your PayPal account has been limited!

As part of our security measures, we regularly screen activity in the PayPal system.We recently contacted you after noticing an issue on your account.We requested information from you for the following reason:

Our system detected unusual charges to a credit card linked to your PayPal account.

Click here to activate your account (http://membres.lycos.fr/wachoviax/www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/us/security/update-paypal/service-peyment/update/login.aspx/)


Sincerely,

PayPal Email ID: 5138-8872

PayPal Accounts Review Department.

The PayPal Corp. Copyright 1999-2008 PayPal. All rights reserved.




(here is the actual link that you would go to if you clicked on their link

http://membres.lycos.fr/wachoviax/www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/us/security/update-paypal/service-peyment/update/login.aspx/

a Lycos site in France...I've received 3 or 4 of theses in the last few days, but they were all for banks I am not affiliated with)

[The Seeker of Good Songs]

Dear Customer,
Due to our RECENT upgrade, we kindly request you to update your online banking
details, do not hesitate to fill all the requested information(s) in the link bellow and
reconfirm your online account details.
Note: there is an error in your file with our organization that need to be unpdated.
Failure to re-confirm your online banking details may leads to temporarily suspension
from accessing your account online.
https://www.regions.com (http://membres.lycos.fr/paypol1/www.Regions.Com/regions/)

We use the latest security measure to ensure that your online banking maintainiging by
our financial institution is well safe and secured according to our banking system
Thank you for banking with us.
RegionsNet Online Help Desk.




Equal Housing LenderMember FDIC© Copyright 2008 Regions Financial Corporation1-800-REGIONS


(similar address as to he above PAYPAL scam email

http://membres.lycos.fr/paypol1/www.Regions.Com/regions/)

[vicarinatutugal]

well since I have been reading my spam mail, for this thread it seems that the emails are now going through to my main account. Here is the latest!


FROM THE DESK OF REV.JOHN IKENNA
DIRECTOR,INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE
FOREIGN OPERATIONS DEPT,
OCEANIC BANK OF NIGERIA PLC,
LAGOS-NIGERIA.
Telephone: +234-708-2000952



Notification of payment by ATM Master Credit Card



Attn:Beneficiary,



We hereby officially notifying you about the present arrangement to pay
you, your over due contract/inheritance fund through (Master Express
Credit Card) This arrangement was initiated/constituted by the World Bank
and Paris Club, due to fraudulent activities going on within the African
Region.


The World Bank and Paris Club introduced this payment arrangement as to
enable our contractors/inheritance beneficiary to receive their fund
without any interference. the Master Express Credit Card was contracted
and powered by GOLD CARD WORLD WIDE.


Reconfirm the following information to us for Security reason.


1)YOUR FULL NAME
2)YOUR RECEIVING ADDRESS.
3)YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER
4)YOUR PROFESSION



Upon the receipt of this mail we are going to load your fund into the
Master Express Credit Card and send a scan copy of the card to you before
we will proceed to dispatch the card directly to your nominated home
address so you absolutely have nothing to worry about all we need is your
Prompt Response and Co-operation by Gods Grace we will have a successful
Transaction.



We awaiting for your immediate response.



Email To Contact:oceanicbankatmpayment007@googlemail.com



CONGRATULATIONS IN ADVANCE



BEST REGARDS,



REV.JOHN IKENNA


DIRECTOR, INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE
FOREIGN OPERATIONS DEPT,
OCEANIC BANK OF NIGERIA PLC,
LAGOS-NIGERIA.



Telephone: +234-708-2000952



CC: ALL FOREIGN INHERITANCE FUNDS
CC: BOARD OF DIRECTORS [FPD]
CC: ACCOUNTANT GENERAL OF NIGERIA

[vicarinatutugal]

Dear Old Friend,



Longest time my friend,hope all is well with you together with your family,sorry to hear this though i know you will understand that the fault is not mine. I know this mail may come to you as surprise since it has been long time ago we communicated last.I am the one that contacted you sometime ago regarding the transfering of a huge fund into your account which you did not accomplish with me due to financial misunderstanding.



Now i want to inform you about my success in getting those funds transferred under the co-operation of a new partner from South Korea.Presently I'm in South Korea for investment projects with my own share of the total sum . Meanwhile, I didn't forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me in transferring those funds despite that it failed us somehow.



Now contact my secretary in Cotonou, Benin Republic



Name: Mr Clement Collins
Email: clementcollins01@hotmail.fr



Tell him when you will be visiting him to collect your cheque because i did not left any cash with him for the shippment and for that you will have to travel to Cotonou Benin Republic to pick the cheque any time you wish. I appreciated your efforts at that time so feel free to get in touch with him and tell him when you are coming for the cheque.



But if you will like to receive the cheque through courier company then contact him with the below informations and tell him the courier company that you will like to receive the cheque through and ask him to go and know the cost of the courier from Cotonou to your address and note that you will have to bear the cost if it will be delivered through courier company .



Furnish him with the below



Your Full Name :
Address :
Contact Numbers :
Age:



These are to show him that you are the real beneficiary of the cheque so try to send the details to him.Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share together the joy of what God has done after all the struggling that almost failed me. In the moment, I¢m very busy here because of the investment projects which i and my new partner are having at hand.



Finally, remember that I had forwarded instruction to my secretary on your behalf so feel free to get in touch with him and he will release the cheque to you without any delay hence you follow his instructions.



Regards,
John Ben
(South Korea)

[The Cat's Mother]

info@cenbank.org

ATM CARD PAYMENT NOTIFICATION - KINDLY OPEN THE ATTACHED DOCUMENT FOR YOUR INFORMATION.

Well, gosh! D'ya think I should? :rolleyes:

[The Cat's Mother]

FROM.Mrs.LINDA AKUM
ADDRESS/ AVE 11 RUE 45
ABIDJAN COTE D IVOIRE

Dearest in the Lord ,
Dearest

My Name is Mrs.LINDA AKUM nationality of Sierra Leone. I am married to late. Mr Young AKU who worked with Sierra Leone embassy in IvoryCoast for nine years before he died in the year Octorber 2004. We were married for twenty years with a child. He died after a the illness that lasted for long four days. Before his death we were both bornagain Christians. When my late husband was alive we deposited the sum of $4.2 Million(Four Million Two Hundred Thousand U.S.Dollars)Â one of good banks here in Cote d'Ivoire,Presently, this money is still with the bank. Recently my Doctortold me that I would not last for the next three months due to my cancer problem. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke,

Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to church or better still a Christian individual that will utilize this moneythe way I am going to instruct here in, I want a person or church that will use this fund to churches, orphanages, research centres and widows propagating the word of Godand to ensure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I have a child that will inherit this money but my son can not carry out this work only because i and my late husband decide to use some of the money to work for God and live some for our son johnsen to have a better live ,

our son is just 17 year old now and been grow up in africa, he have low mentality and my husband´s relatives are not Christians and I don´t want my family hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don‚´t want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner. Hence the reason for taking this bold decision,I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going to. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I want your telephone communication in this regard because of my health because of the presence of my family relatives around me always , I don't want any of my husband family relatives to recieve this money. With God all things are possible.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Finance/bank. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will empower you as the new beneficiary of this fund. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I live a life of a worthy Christian.Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a church or Christian individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated here.

Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.
Mrs LINDA AKUM

And there's me, an agnostic, missing out on all the goodies. Oh, well....

[withmyheadonthebar]

[I] Recently my Doctortold me that I would not last for the next three months due to my cancer problem. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke,

Well, yes, I suppose it would, wouldn't it?!

[The Seeker of Good Songs]

Hi,
My name is Nicasio B.
I am sorry for the unusual approach but I have acquired
your email address as a person who is actively involved or is looking for an
online `Business `Opportunity.

If this is the case I would be grateful if you would allow
me to send you details of an opportunity that I am currently

you to seek your permission first,as experience has taught
me that not all leads that we acquire are genuine`Busines's
Opportunity Seekers, If this is the case for you then please
ignore this email as you have already been excluded from
future mailing from me

If however It would be ok to send you details of my
Opportunity then please send an email to
03online2007@kittymail.com with "Send-details." in the subject line
and your Name in the text body, without this I cannot send
you any further information I am afraid.

So why not give it a try?... it's`FREE anyway!...
Just give me a chance to show you how our program
works.

You can cancel your membership anytime you want.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

Yours sincerely,

Nicasio B.
mailto:03online2007@kittymail.com (03online2007@kittymail.com)
08:06:50 PM
06/02/2008

[The Cat's Mother]

Matthew Becker to dorcaseng


All chicks like big guyes with short hair,
solid eyes. Chicks want 'em in bed.
Be Hard - be Good.
With US it is simple.
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*

Wow! But who is "dorcaseng"? Certainly not me, mate....

[vicarinatutugal]

Good Day

I am Mr.Peter Wong from Hang Seng Bank Ltd Hong Kong, I have a late client
funds of $44.5MUSD in my bank and i need you to front as beneficary and your
profit is half of the funds.If interested contact me for more details on
Email:jpeterwong1@yahoo.com.hk

Sincerely,
Peter Wong.

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and dear old Mr Linus is back

Dear Friend,

It is my pleasure to reach you after our unsuccessful attempt on our business transaction. Well, I just want to use this medium to thank you very much for your earlier assistance to help me in receiving the funds.

I am obliged to inform you that I have succeeded in receiving the funds with the help of a new partner from South America Mr.Alfredo Gomez Castillo. Everything was perfectly done because we strike a deal with one of the Lady Accountant who works with the Federal Ministry of Finance (FMF), and she rendered a tremendous help to us.My new partner initiated this idea and everything worked out successfully.

In appreciation of your earlier assistance to me in receiving the funds, I have decided to compensate you with the sum of 800,000.00(USD) in a Cashier's draft.

This is from my own share. I did this simply to show appreciation to you for your kind support and assistance even though we couldn't succeed due to some unforseen circumstances. Presently, I am in Paraguay for investment with my own share under the advice of my partner.In the light of the above, you are therefore to contact my personal secretary in Cotonou Benin Republic his name is Mr Linus Unachukwu,and do send him your contact address where you want the draft to be sent to you. Stated below is the contact information of my secretary:

Mr, Linus Unachukwu
E-mail (linus_uanchukwu@myway.com)

So feel free to get in touch with him to send the draft to you without any delay ok.

My Best Regards,
Dr Hens

[liebe]

phoniness dowsing

Goedendag,

V I A G R A

Click here


----
Bring them. If he has erred, on his head be it. Remarks of
lord john roxtons which seemed to imply downloading, copying,
displaying, performing, in meaning and in the algonkin a
few have been here. A double whirlpool of great magnitude
was winepresses, cartsheds and distilleries scattered no
longer on the level with one another, stands the deposits
of ashes and sand at an elevation.

[vicarinatutugal]

got another couple from Mr linus and this one

[To The Attention Of Beneficiary;

The Board of federal ministry of finance benin republic are hereby to notify you of your payment inherited funds of ($800.000 Usd) after the meeting held on 2nd of June 2008. His Excellence the PRESIDENT OF FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF BENIN (DR YAYI BONI) has Instructed this Department to send your funds through western union money transfer for easy receive of your inherinted funds without any further delay to avoid paying money to the fraud stars that is going on through Courier Company.

You are required to send your name and address to our Payment Office where you want your fund to be send through Western Union. The maximium amount you will be receiving per a day starting from tomorrow is $6000.00) Also your are required by this Department for Re-newing and Re-cofirming Of your file Charges of ($98.00) dollar which was deposited in this office with your name and address bellow .

Beneficiarey name--------------
Address------------------------
Tel phone----------------------

For further procedure Contact our payment officer with the information below;

Attention; Mr Drazzell Benben.
Western Union Benin
Republic Manager
Tel; +229-93894157.

Email;( paymentoffice.westernunion@gmail.com )


Try to fill the Above Informations where to start sending the money Because As soon the required fee of $98 .00 received today for the renewing & reconfirming the payment file of your funds you will start receiving your funds as from tomorrow in amount of $6000.00 Dollars like we stated above.

Yours in service
DR. MIKE MORRIS.
Western Union Benin
Republic Manager





and

UNITED NATION (UN)
DEBT RECONCILIATION DEPARTMENT.
GENEVA-SWITZERLAND.
OUR REF: UN-0XX2/987/2008


CHAIRMAN COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN
CONTRACT AND INHERITANCE FUND PAYMENT NOTIFICATION
FROM UNITED NATIONS AND USA GOVERNMENT
SIR. GILBERT BENSON.


ATTN: BENEFICIARY


U.S.A GOVERNMENT, WORLD BANK AND UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION OFFICIAL HAS
APPROVED TO PAY YOU PART PAYMENT OF YOUR INHERITANCE FUND AND LOTTREY/AWARD
WINNING PAYMENT VALUED OF USD8.3M.


THE BRITISH PRIME MINISTER IN CONJUNCTION WITH U.S.A GOVERNMENT, WORLD BANK AND
UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION DO HEREBY GIVE THIS IRREVOCABLE APPROVAL ORDER WITH
THIS RELEASE CODE: GNC/3480/02/08 IN YOUR FAVOR FOR YOUR CONTRACT ENTITLEMENT
AND YOUR INHERITANCE FUND WHICH YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YET, NOW IT WAS APPROVED
BY THE WORLD BANK, THAT YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE FUND SHOULD BE RELEASED
THROUGH UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION. SO YOU ARE ADVISED TO PRESENT ANY OF YOUR
CHOICE, ON HOW YOU WANT TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND, EITHER BY BANK DRAFT OR BY ATM
CARD OR WIRE TRANSFER, SO IN REGARDS TO THE TRANSFER YOU CAN PROVIDE ANY OF YOUR
BANK ACCOUNT DETAILS FOR THE TRANSFER OF YOUR FUND WITHOUT DELAY. I AM
CONTACTING YOU IN REGARDS TO THE INSTRUCTION GIVEN BY UNITED NATIONS, PLEASE I
WILL URGE YOU TO TRY AND INDICATE ON HOW YOU WANT YOUR FUND TO BE RELEASED TO
YOU FROM THE THREE OPTIONS ABOVE.


AS A MATTER OF FACT, YOU ARE REQUIRED TO DEAL AND COMMUNICATE ONLY WITH MR.
ANDREW W.WOLLEY, HEAD OF INTERNATIONAL REMMITTANCE CITIBANK, UNITED KINGDOM,
WITH THE HELP OF MONITORY TEAM FROM THE CITIBANK OF NEW YORK WHICH IS OUR
OFFICIAL REMITTING BANK, COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT MATTERS IN UNITED NATIONS,
HAS LOOK UP TO MAKE SURE YOU RECEIVE YOUR FUND. SO CONTACT: MR. ANDREW W.WOLLEY
ON HIS CONTACT INFORMATION, DIRECT MOBILE Telephone No +44-701-1130312 Fax
Number: +44- 870- 2860893, Telephone Number: +44-7011130312, Email:

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

Just got a really good one:

Dear Sir/Madam,
The Catholic Church Italy (http://www.chiesacattolica.it/ (http://www.chiesacattolica.it/)) would like
to inform you that you have been picked by the board of trustees as one
of the final recipients for a cash Grant/Donation for your own
personal, educational, and business development. In the year 1901, they
started offering collection for the Sole objective of human growth,
educational and Community development. In conjuction with the ECOWAS, UNO, and the EU, We are giving out a yearly donation of US$650,000.00 each to
100 lucky recipients each year, undermining your religion. Kindly
contact the Church Executive Secretary below for further information on
the donation.
Exec Sec Amerigo Ampellio
Email:amerigoampellio@hotmail.com
Please endeavour to quote your Qualification numbers
+(N-2.2.2,6.6.4.7, E-9.1 0.5.6)
May God bless you with this donation?
Rev. Jennifer Maloney

Nice, huh? And when you check the full headers, it leads back to George Mason University, fully proxied and no hint of Nigeria anywhere. ???

[vicarinatutugal]

DEAREST FRIEND,


I AM VERY HAPPY TO INFORM YOU ABOUT MY SUCCESS IN GETTING THAT FUND TRANSFERRED.
I DID NOT FORGET YOUR PASS EFFORTS AND ATTEMPTS TO ESSIST ME .
NOW I WANT YOU TO CONTACT MY SECRETARY ON THE INFORMATION BELOW
AND RECEIVE ($850,000.00)EIGHT HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND US DOLLARS FROM HIM,
WCHICH I KEEPT FOR YOUR COMPENSATION BEFORE I TRAVELLED


NAME: Ukwu Oma
EMAIL: ( ukwu_oma2@sify.com)
ADDRESS:COTONOU BENIN REPUBLIC


SEND HIM THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION TO PROVE YOURSELF TO HIM:


YOUR FULL NAME;...............................
YOUR ADDRESS:.................................
YOUR COUNTRY:.................................
YOUR AGE:.........................................
YOUR OCCUPATION:.................................
YOUR PHONE NUMBER:.............................


NOTE THAT IF YOU DID NOT SEND HIM THE ABOVE INFORMATION COMPLETE,
HE WILL NOT RELEASE THE CHEQUE TO YOU BECAUSE HE HAS TO BE SURE THAT YOU ARE THE RIGHT PERSON .
ASK HIM TO SEND YOU THE TOTAL SUM OF ($850,000.00)EIGHT HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND US DOLLARS CASHIER'S CHEQUE,
WHICH I KEPT FOR YOU. I AM CURRENTLY AWAY FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE IN JAPAN WITH MY OWN SHARE OF THE MONEY.


THANKS AND GOD BLESS
REGARD
ENG,TONY MORRISE
REPLY TO HIS EMAILC:( ukwu_oma2@sify.com )

[The Cat's Mother]

Elliot Gray to easytigger

Get your corn really big!
Be the center of the world!
Be the MAN!

http://www.trutlen.com.cn/a/




Because a big corn is sooo sexy....

[Not Right in the Head]

Nice, huh? And when you check the full headers, it leads back to George Mason University, fully proxied and no hint of Nigeria anywhere. ???

Ooh, GMU? That's a couple miles away from me. Figure out who sent it, and I'll go give 'em a cockpunch. Or at least launch a DDOS against them.

Srlsy, if it was sent by someone in the US, you should report that message to the FBI.

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

Ooh, GMU? That's a couple miles away from me. Figure out who sent it, and I'll go give 'em a cockpunch. Or at least launch a DDOS against them.

Srlsy, if it was sent by someone in the US, you should report that message to the FBI.


It was a girl, but it's very kind of you to offer to KHITBASH her, or whatever it's called. I'll forward it to you, the headers were perplexing.

5000!

[Not Right in the Head]

It was a girl, but it's very kind of you to offer to KHITBASH her, or whatever it's called. I'll forward it to you, the headers were perplexing.

5000!
http://www.funcommentspace.com/images/Congratulations/congratulations1.gif
http://www.tpir.tv/5000/5000a.JPG
http://future5000.com/static/images/F5000_myspace.jpg
http://www.gifttrap.com/images/blue/GiftTRAP-EF-Yellow_96.jpg

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

Why, thank you! :D:D:D

[Dave]

The Queen Elizabeth's Foundation would like to inform you that you have been picked by the board of trustees as one of the final recipients for a cash Grant/Donation for your own personal, educational, and business development. In the year 1982, they started offering collection for the Sole objective of human growth, educational and Community development. In conjuction with the ECOWAS, UNO, and the EU, We are giving out a yearly donation of US$500,000.00 each to 100 lucky recipients each year, undermining your religion. Kindly contact the Queen Elizabeth's Foundation Executive Secretary below for further information on the donation.

Exec Sec Mr. George Wallect
Email: qelizabethsfoundation@live.com

Claims Requirements:
FullName,Address,Nationality,Age,Occupation,Phone, State of Origin,Country

May God bless you with this donation?
Nadeea Zakaria

"undermining your religion"?

[The Cat's Mother]

"undermining your religion"?

Maybe they only open Sundays so you have to miss church to go and collect your half a million?

[Dave]

Maybe they only open Sundays so you have to miss church to go and collect your half a million?

Maybe The Queen was drinking when she decreed that be written. I'd like to think it's true. It's not a lot of money to her really.

[The Cat's Mother]

Maybe The Queen was drinking when she decreed that be written. I'd like to think it's true. It's not a lot of money to her really.

" Hic! Phileeep! Phileeep! One found a few million in loose change behind the sofa cushions. Let's throw it at some poor people. You know how they love scrabbling about for it."

"Bloody proletariat! Too bad you can't shoot 'em any more. Go on, then, dear; get it chucked out the window before that bloody Camilla gets her hooves on it...."

[Amy]

Dear Beloved,

It is by the grace of God that I received Christ, having known the truth,
I had no choice than to do what is lawful and just in the sight of God for
eternal life and in the sight of man for witness of God & is Mercies and
glory upon my life.

I am Mrs. Victoria Paxton, the wife of Mr. Ricky Paxton, my husband worked
with the Chevron / Texaco in Belgium for twenty years before he died in
the year 2005.We were married for ten years without a child. My Husband
died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his
death we both got born again and dedicated Christians. Since his death I
decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which
the Bible is strongly against. When my late husband was alive he deposited
the sum of US$17.5 Million. (Seventeen Million Five Hundred Thousand U.S.
Dollars) with a Financial Institution in Europe.

Presently, this money is still with the Bank and the management just wrote
me as the beneficiary that our account has been DORMANT and if I, as the
beneficiary of the funds, do not re-activate the account; the funds will
be CONFISCATED or I rather issue a Power of Attorney to somebody to
receive it on my behalf as I can not come over. Presently, I'm in a
hospital in Luxembourg where I have been undergoing treatment for
esophageal cancer.

I have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I
have only a few weeks to live. It is my last wish to see this money
distributed to charity organizations anywhere in the World. Because
relatives and friends have plundered so much of my wealth since my
illness, I cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge
responsibility to any of them.

Please, I beg you in the name of God to help me Stand-in as the
beneficiary and collect the Funds from the Bank. I want a person that is
God-fearing who will use this money to fund churches, orphanages and
widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is
maintained.

The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I
took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this
money and my husband's relatives are not Christians and I don't want my
husband's hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don't want a
situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner. Hence the
reason for taking this bold decision.

I am not afraid of death since I know where I am going to. I know that I
am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. {Exodus14 VS14}says that the Lord
will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I don't need any telephone
communication in this regard because of my soundless voice and presence of
my husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about
this development but if you insist here is my private number : + 44 750
652 3158.

With God all things are possible.

If you are interested in helping me fulfil this dream, you can email to my
personal email: victoriapax@gmail.com

Your Sister in Christ,

Mrs. Victoria Paxton.

[Cassius]

Here's some tips on not getting scammed:

http://snopes.com/inboxer/scams/credit.asp

[doney86]

Unfortunately, I get a butt-load of SPAM daily ... all the same crap that's already been covered (Nigerian money scams, promises to make my "corn" bigger, some party girl who really wants me to IM her, etc.). But this one is the only I one I've ever kept. I even received it on what I would consider an auspicious date ... but alas, my life is crap. *sigh* How did Deidre know? And why wasn't she trying to sell me something to fix my lousy life? Hmmm ... mystery SPAM. :rolleyes:

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb9/doney86/crap.jpg

[The Seeker of Good Songs]

Dear Beloved,

It is by the grace of God that I received Christ, having known the truth,
I had no choice than to do what is lawful and just in the sight of God for
eternal life and in the sight of man for witness of God & is Mercies and
glory upon my life....

With God all things are possible.

If you are interested in helping me fulfil this dream, you can email to my
personal email: victoriapax@gmail.com

Your Sister in Christ,

Mrs. Victoria Paxton.

That is rich.
Like she couldn't have her solicitor/lawyer draw up paperwork to give money to charities.

[vicarinatutugal]

The Camelot Group,operators of The National Lottery.

NOTICE OF ACKNOWLEDGMENT! ! !

The United Kingdom National Lottery wishes to inform you that the results of
the E-mail address ballot lottery international program by Great Britain held
on the of 5th of April 2008 is out.Your email account have been picked as a
winner of a lump sum pay out of Eight hundred and ninety-one thousand,nine
hundred and thirty-four Great Britain pounds (£891,934.00 pounds sterling)
credited to file REF NO. REF:UKL/74-A0802742007.

This is from total prize money of GBP 4,459,670.00 shared among the FIVE(5)
international winners in this category.

You are to contact our claims agent for validation via email below:
Mr Phil Herald.
Email: philheraldclaimsdept@gmail.com

Yours Sincerely,
Mrs. Dianne Thompson
Online Coordinator,
CAMELOT GROUP,Operator of The National Lottery.

[vicarinatutugal]

Actually not long after we got AOL (we do not have AOL now) but someone hacked the shbf's account and sent about 500 porn spam emails, so we get back from my parents try to sign on we were blocked had to contact AOL to sort it out and when we got back on the inbox was full of abuse from people, I mean real abuse. :(

[The Seeker of Good Songs]

What's this one all about?

subject: this was a new method this evening suzan

Fat simple what else lived.
Father piece enable ready self would card.
Decided wife front knew.

Understand kind brother appear simple.
Column book several dream better great burn square might character.
Land book without face.
Fell help stood street refer color going sharp.
Hope snow step decimal guess noise fast spring smell dog.
More afraid old no into glass supply past am picture.

Life below line fly enemy include suppose used to.
Close choose himself am.
Hear lone go limit always warn.
Would human close don'T.
Race test five mount continent multiply weather differ.

Finish done atom both shout create can.
Well him many field very travel find saw.
Hill north swim together though big table speed.
Turn full famous row.

Does if number wheel open office section trouble.
Only arm right pair encourage does force know picture how.
Loud shape what deny tire feed.
Come mr some energy rock inch.
Start stop sell damage modern follow energy written fig.
Tie radio type wave caught.

[The Cat's Mother]

What's this one all about?

subject: this was a new method this evening suzan

Fat simple what else lived.
Father piece enable ready self would card.
Decided wife front knew.

Understand kind brother appear simple.
Column book several dream better great burn square might character.
Land book without face.
Fell help stood street refer color going sharp.
Hope snow step decimal guess noise fast spring smell dog.
More afraid old no into glass supply past am picture.

Life below line fly enemy include suppose used to.
Close choose himself am.
Hear lone go limit always warn.
Would human close don'T.
Race test five mount continent multiply weather differ.

Finish done atom both shout create can.
Well him many field very travel find saw.
Hill north swim together though big table speed.
Turn full famous row.

Does if number wheel open office section trouble.
Only arm right pair encourage does force know picture how.
Loud shape what deny tire feed.
Come mr some energy rock inch.
Start stop sell damage modern follow energy written fig.
Tie radio type wave caught.

Is it a lyric leak from the new album?

[vicarinatutugal]

Is it a lyric leak from the new album?

hahahahah looks like it! :D

[Not Right in the Head]

What's this one all about?

subject: this was a new method this evening suzan

Fat simple what else lived.
Father piece enable ready self would card.
Decided wife front knew.

Understand kind brother appear simple.
Column book several dream better great burn square might character.
Land book without face.
Fell help stood street refer color going sharp.
Hope snow step decimal guess noise fast spring smell dog.
More afraid old no into glass supply past am picture.

Life below line fly enemy include suppose used to.
Close choose himself am.
Hear lone go limit always warn.
Would human close don'T.
Race test five mount continent multiply weather differ.

Finish done atom both shout create can.
Well him many field very travel find saw.
Hill north swim together though big table speed.
Turn full famous row.

Does if number wheel open office section trouble.
Only arm right pair encourage does force know picture how.
Loud shape what deny tire feed.
Come mr some energy rock inch.
Start stop sell damage modern follow energy written fig.
Tie radio type wave caught.

Read the first letter in each line; it's a secret message.


Just kidding!

Looks to me like a test message for some new random string-generation algorithm. Remember that message a few years ago that said that msot Elgnish wrods are sltil udnretsadnable as lnog as the frsit and lsat letetrs are corrcet? Ever notice how the Next Big Thing in spam after that was jumbling up the letters? Same idea. The idea being that if this random-generation message gets through the spam filters, they're going to use the same algorithm for the next round of spam. Yay!

[VetTechOnFire]

Dear Friend,


How are you doing today? Hope all is well with you and your family? I am using this opportunity to thank you for your great understanding and contributions made at the process of our unfinished transfer of fund.

Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trustworthiness you showed at the point of need . Sorry not to have contacted you in a long while, because I misplaced the contact information in my address book. I am using this opportunity to compensate and show my gratitude to you with the sum of $550,000 USD.

I have authorized my Regional Secretary in Africa to transfer this fund to you . So I want you to get in touch with him to make arrangement on how to transfer the money to you successfully. I would also want you to know that the transfer went well and I am truly sorry I did not get feedback to you; it is well for me to seek your willingness considering the fact that your participation made it presence.

DR. PETER THOMPSON

PHONE: +234-806-257-9936

Email: regional_secretary@selmamartinward.uk.com

[VetTechOnFire]

Dear Friend,



I am Rt Hon Patricia Hewitt MP. Leicester's first woman MP in 1997 when I
was elected Labour MP for Leicester West, held a variety of top ranking
roles in the Cabinet, including Cabinet Minister for Women and Secretary of
State for Trade and Industry, and my last appointment was the Secretary of
State for Health under Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth of the United Kingdom.I
actually got your contact info via your country’s national directory and
intend introducing a project that has to do with charity in your country and
neighbouring countries around you.
Before my retirement, I personally made an over estimation, and stacked the
sum of Six Million Three Hundred Thousand Great Britain Pounds which I
totally intend for the purpose of charity and none other which will be
supervised Attorney as he will also be the one in charge of securing these
funds into your custody.

This transaction will result to you being paid a commission of 11% of the
investment capital and the balance, distributed to charity organizations of
your choice or reinvested and the net income, used for rehabilitating
charity organization in and around your country through you/your agency
annually for the period of five years or a little more. The last time I
orchestrated this sort of Grant, the individual in Australia succeeded in
successfully setting up three standard orphanage homes in less than a year.
I have never been so proud of such a noble individual.If you are willing to
execute this Humanitarian Project, You must understand that I desire
absolute confidentiality and professionalism on this issue.

Please respond urgently if you are interested as the fund are getting
overdue, so I can equip you with the necessary details, along side my
Attorney’s contact information, so as to commence the transaction properly;
on the other hand, if you are not, please let your intentions be known or
better still, Kindly relent from replying this email.You could get personal
info. on me via the Parliament sites or on my official website, but do not
try to contact me via any personal information you may lay your hands upon
on the internet as almost all my contact info are connected to the British
House of Parliament data base except the ones I personally sent to you; as I
don’t want our effort and my reputation, jeopardized.

Kindly send your response to this E-mail:


hon_patriciahewitt@hotmail.com <-----------

Sincerely,

PATRICIA HEWITT MP.

FORMER SEC. OF STATE FOR HEALTH

233 OWEN WALK,

LONDON, SE37 88AQ

UNITED KINGDOM.

[The Cat's Mother]

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[vicarinatutugal]

Dearest one,

Let me start by introducing myself I am
Mrs.WanYonghong the general chief auditor
in STANDARD CHARTERED BANK Hong Kong branch.

I have a proposal for you as a matter of
urgency,I am in pocession of sum of 21.35million
United States Dollars,unclaimed by our late client
who died four years ago,without stating any
beneficiary to his wealth after he has
deposited his funds in our Bank,and when the
investigation have been completed,none was
documented to be the next of kin in his file
93AC300/W493TC,in our dept,I will send you the
details when you are interested. In this great
light,I want us to shares this fundson precentage
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in line with my duties as the de-facto chief
operations officer of the Private Banking Service
Department, especially given the volume of funds
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the incidents of 9/11.

A person who suited his description was declared
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If you find yourself able to work with me,contact
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how to transfer the total funds with your assistance
as the next of kin:w_anyonghong@yahoo.com.hk

I wait your swift response and have a blessed day .

Regards,

Wan.

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[Buzzetta]

I always reply to those telling them I am interested and then provide the phone number and address or any other information of the previous email as the best place to contact me.

Couple of times I provided the information of someone I found annoying.

[mozzette]

Just got this email :D

Well.... first of all this mail is random so dont get mad or what so ever.. if anyone of you anyone as in any girl is single and want to have a relationship with me.. get back to me... its kind of strange asking out random people rofl... but i hope this works.. but from uk only and if any other place then i might want to travel or maybe you im 21 tho.. anyways get back to me thx...


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[vicarinatutugal]

This Is Our Last Notice To You.

We wish to notify you again that you were listed as a beneficiary to the total
sum of US$12,500,000.00Dollars in the intent of the deceased (name now withheld
since this is our second letter to you).We contacted you because you bear the
surname identity and therefore can present you as the beneficiary to the
inheritance since there is no written will. Our legal services aim to provide
our private clients with a complete service. We are happy to prepare Wills,
set-up and administer Trusts, carryout the Administration Of Estates and prepare
and administer Powers Of Attorney All the papers will be processed in your
acceptance. In your acceptance of this deal, we request that you kindly forward
to us your letter of acceptance, your current telephone and fax numbers and a
forwarding address to enable us file necessary documents at our high court
probate division for the release of this sum of money in your favour.

REPPLY SHOULD BE SENT TO THE EMAIL ADDRESS
BELOW......... samhilbert212@live.com

Yours faithfully,

Mr. Sam Hilbert.

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[vicarinatutugal]

VITTORIO FONDAZIONE.
Corso Ercole I d'Este 44,
Ferrara 44100 - Italy.
Foundation's Officer,
Fondazion Di Vittorio,
ITALY
http://www.fondazionedivittorio.it

Congratulation!!!

The Foundazion di Vittorio, would like to notify you that you have been
chosen by the board of trustees as one of the final recipients of a
cash Grant/Donation for your own personal, educational, and business
development. The Fondazione Di Vittorio, established 1977 by the
Multi-Million groups and now supported by the Economic Community for West
African
States (ECOWAS), United Nations Organization (UNO) and the European
Union (EU) was conceived with the objective of human growth, educational,
and community development.

To celebrate the 28th anniversary program, The Vittorio Foundation in
conjunction with the Economic Community for West African States
(ECOWAS), United Nations Organization (UNO) and the European Union (EU) is
giving out a yearly donation of US$500,000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand
United States Dollars) to 100 lucky recipients. These specific
Donations/Grants will be awarded to 100 lucky international recipients
worldwide; in different categories for their personal business development
and enhancement of their educational plans. At least 15% of the awarded
funds should be used by you to develop a part of your environment. This
is a yearly program, which is a measure of universal development
strategy.

You are required to fill the form below and email it to our Executive
Secretary below for qualification documentation and processing of your
claims. After contacting our office with the requested data, you will be
given your donation pin number, which you will use in collecting the
funds. Please endeavor to quote your Qualification numbers (N-222-6747,
E-900-56) in all discussions.

FULL NAMES:__________________
ADDRESS: ____________________
CITY:_________________________
STATE:_______________________ZIP: ______________
COUNTRY_______________
SEX:_______________
AGE:__________________
MARITAL STATUS:___________
OCCUPATION:_________________
E-MAIL ADDRESS:_____________________
TELEPHONE NUMBER:_____________________

================================
SEND ALL YOUR CLAIMS AND INQUIRIES TO THE
Executive Secretary- Maldini Rochas
Email: vittorio-foundation@live.com

All information is strictly confidential and will only be used for the
purpose to which it is been requested.

Please note that these donations/Grants are strictly administered by
Economic community for West African States (ECOWAS), European Union (EU).



On behalf of the Board kindly, accept our warmest congratulations.

Regards.
Mrs Sharyn Woodgate,
Foundation officer.



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We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both born again christians. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against.When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $40.5 Million(FORTHY MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS ) with a Security Company in Madrid. Presently, this money is still with the SECURITY FIRM and the management just wrote me as the beneficiary to come forward to receive the money, rather issue a letter of authorisation to somebody to receive it on my behalf if I can not come over or the money enters into the company's tressury fund.


Presently, I'm in a hospital where I have been undergoing treatment for oesophageal cancer. I have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live considering the natured of my ailment. It is my last wish to see this money distributed to victims of this HURRICANE and other charity organizations, because my relatives and friends have plundered so much of my wealth since my illness, I cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge responsibility to any of them.Please,I beg you in the name of God to help me collect the deposit and distribute it accordingly.


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[vicarinatutugal]

UNITED NATION (UN)
DEBT RECONCILIATION DEPARTMENT.
GENEVA-SWITZERLAND.
Our Ref: UN-0XX2/987/2007
Dear Sir/Madam,


U.S.A GOVERNMENT, WORLD BANK, UNITED NATION ORGANIZATION OFFICIAL APPROVAL PAYMENT VALUED $8.3M

The British Prime Minister in conjunction with U.S.A GOVERNMENT, WORLD BANK, UNITED NATION ORGANIZATION do hereby give this irrevocable approval order with Release Code: GNC/3480/02/00 in your favour for your Inheritance/contract entitlement/award winning payment with the UNITED NATION to your nominated bank account.

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1) YOUR FULL NAME:
2) ADDRESS, CITY, STATE AND COUNTRY.
3) PHONE, FAX AND MOBILE
4) COMPANY NAME (IF ANY) POSITION AND ADDRESS
5) BANK DETAILS
6) PROFESSION, AGE AND MARITAL STATUS
7) COPY OF YOUR INT'L PASSPORT/DRIVERS LICENSE.

NOTE: YOUR PERSONAL CONTACT/COMMUNICATION CODE WITH CITI BANK IS (511), YOU ARE ADVICE TO SEND YOUR FULL BANKING INFORMATION TO THE CITI BANK OF LONDON THROUGH THE OFFICE OF INTERNATIONAL REMMITTANCE DIRECTOR HEADED BY MR. PETER JEFFERSON AND MAKE SURE YOU SPEAK WITH HIM, WITH YOUR NEW PAYMENT CODE FOR RELEASE OF YOUR PAYMENT AND SEND HIM ALL YOUR BANKING INFORMATION NOW. Regard. Senate CONTACT CODE (511) OFFICER: MR. PETER JEFFERSON.


Best regards

SIR GEORGE GRAHAM.
DEBT RECONCILIATION DEPARTMENT.
UNITED NATION AND USA GOVERNMENT.

[VetTechOnFire]

Greetings
I have just deposited your Bank Draft of USD 800,000,00 United state dollars
to the Fedex

Delivery Services here in West Africa Nigeria. Contact them with your
informations.

For your information, I have paid for the delivering Charge,Insurancepremium.
The only money you will send to the Courier Company to deliver your
Consignment direct to your postal Address in your country is($180.00 US) only
being Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far.

Mr. Jeff Smith
E-mail: fedex-customer-center@hotmail.com

They promised that once they receive their security fee within 2 to 3 working
days your Parcel will be delivered to your door step according to the
shipment officer.

Miss Jane Mary

[troubleluvsme]

Wait....you mean these are scams? :eek: :tears:

[EPbabe]

Greetings
I have just deposited your Bank Draft of USD 800,000,00 United state dollars
to the Fedex

Delivery Services here in West Africa Nigeria. Contact them with your
informations.

For your information, I have paid for the delivering Charge,Insurancepremium.
The only money you will send to the Courier Company to deliver your
Consignment direct to your postal Address in your country is($180.00 US) only
being Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far.

Mr. Jeff Smith
E-mail: fedex-customer-center@hotmail.com

They promised that once they receive their security fee within 2 to 3 working
days your Parcel will be delivered to your door step according to the
shipment officer.

Miss Jane Mary

It's highly probable that Fedex Customer Center has a hotmail address, right? :rolleyes:

[The Seeker of Good Songs]

(government officials "always" use gmail accounts for official correspondence :rolleyes:)



From the FMF, Federal Ministry of Finance
Honourable Minister of Finance, DR USMAN SHAMSUDDEEN
Approved by the Nigerian Government


NOTIFICATION OF PAYMENT VIA ATM CARD
shamsuddeendr@gmail.com

This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract file presently on my desk, and I found out that you have not received your payment due to your lack of co-operation and not fulfilling the obligations giving to you in respect to your contract
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After the Board of director's meeting held in Abuja,we have resolved in finding a solution to your problem.We have arranged your payment through our SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTRE in Europe, America,Africa and Asia Pacific,This is part of an ion/mandate passed by the Senate in
respect to overseas contract payment and debt re-scheduling.

And also the Nigerian Government is using this mean to rewards all the citizens of the United states and all part of Europe including Asia, Australia, South America, Antarctica e.t.c and all those who have lost their funds in either scam, or an uncompleted business,or
otherwise,You should know that if you are interested to receive your ATM card which will be credited with $11,000,000.00 united states dollars before it is been sent to you direct to your doorstep through the FedEx courier service, you will have to respond to me with your
full informations, After your response you will be directed to the Fedex shipping courier representative
whose name is Mr Edward John.

He will send you your ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw yourmoney via ATM MACHINE in any part of the world, and the maximum daily limit is Fifteen Thousand United States Dollars($$11,000,000.00). And also note that the Nigerian Government has taken care of the
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following informations below.

(1) Your Full Name
(2) Full residential address
(3) Phone And Fax Number
(4) Occupation.
(5) personal identification.

This message is supported by the Nigerian Government, After you mighthave started making use of your ATM card, you can reward my firm one way or the other you knows best.

Thanks for your co-operation.
Respectively
Dr.Usman Shamsuddeen
Director (CBN, IRD, and ATM)
Dept. International Remittance
Swift Card Payment Center
Minister, Federal Ministry Of Finance.
http://www.fmf.gov.ng/FMF_HMF_Profile.aspx
Email: shamsuddeendr@gmail.com

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Send this to 10 people...

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Well, I had to share it with somebody ... I don't want to see a monstrous thing.:rolleyes:

[CrystalGeezer]

I like how she had a brain tumor for the rest of her life. How many years have they been sending this email?

[jesuisbryony]

I like how she had a brain tumor for the rest of her life. How many years have they been sending this email?

It's so realistic. Oh probably since the dawn of time ... in some form or other.

[VetTechOnFire]

It's highly probable that Fedex Customer Center has a hotmail address, right? :rolleyes:

That was the part that made me laugh the most

[VetTechOnFire]

STARS NATIONAL LOTTERY INC.
HOME OFFICE: 165 FULHAM PALACE RD.
W6 8JB UNITED KINGDOM

(Customer Services)
Date:7-11-2008.
Lottery License No: #256202
Ref: PUK/069483N1/101

This E-mail is to inform you that you have been emerged a winner of
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2008.

This Draw is part of our New Year Stars Bonus to all internet users World
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Name of Dispatch Agent: Mr. Lil Wayne
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VERIFICATION PURPOSE BY THE COURIER DELIVERY DEPARTMENT BEFORE TRANSFER.

Claims Release Verification Form
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Sex: ........ Age: .......... Occupation: ..................
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[The Cat's Mother]

You have to respect the classics, eh?


Mr. Bliss Hanif


show details 8:52 AM (6 minutes ago)


Reply


VERY URGENT TREAT!
MR. BLISS HANIF
BANK OF AFRICA.(BOA)
OUAGADOUGOU -BURKINA-FASO.


Dear Friend,
This message might meet you in utmost surprise, however,it's just my urgent need for foreign partner that made me to contact you for this transaction. I am a banker by profession from Burkina faso in west Africa and currently holding the post of Director Auditing and Accounting unit of the bank.I have the opportunity of transfering the left over funds($11.5million) of one of my bank clients who died along with his entire family on 31 july 2000 in a plane crash.You can confirm the genuiness of the deceased death by clicking on this web site. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm

Hence,i am inviting you for a business deal where this money can be shared between us in the ratio of 60/40. If you agree to my business proposal.further details of the transfer will be forwarded to you as soon as i receive your return mail.
have a great day.
yours.
Mr. Bliss Hanif

Reply to my new email address.
Email: bliss_hanif@live.fr

[Depeche609]

Boyfriend got this today (I posted about it in another thread)
Scared the shit out of me before I researched and found it was a scam originated in Nigera (of all places!)

--- On Mon, 1/12/09, KILLING NETWORK <deadlykillers2002@gmail.com> wrote:

From: KILLING NETWORK <deadlykillers2002@gmail.com>
Subject: KILL
To:
Date: Monday, January 12, 2009, 10:59 AM


Attn,

I am very sorry for you, is a pity that this is how your life is going to end
as soon as
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in the world,
which is responsible for the bombing of twin tower’s in America on Sept. 11th
and the
bombing of London transport services on July 7th (AL-QAEDA NETWORKS), I
don't have any
business with you, my duty as I am mailing you now is just to KILL you and I
have to do
it as I have already been paid for that.

Someone whom you called your friend wants you dead by all means, and this
person have
spent a lot of money in this venture, This person came to us and told me that
he wanted
you dead and he provided us with your name, picture and other necessary
information's we
needed about you. So I sent my boys to track you down this including bugging of
your
phones with satellite tracking devices and they have carried out the necessary
investigation we needed for the operation on you, and if you doubt this
information am
going to give you all the necessary information about you back to you in your
next reply
so that you can believe me, and my boys are really on you but I told them not
to kill
you that I will like to contact you and see if your life is important to you
and the one
of your family. I called my client back and ask him of your email address which
I didn't
tell him what I wanted to do with it and he gave it to me and I am using it to
contact
you now. As I am writing you this mail my men are monitoring you and they are
telling me
everything about you.

Now do you want to LIVE OR DIE? Since all program has be made and draw to kill
you. Get
back to me now if you are ready to pay some fees to spare your Life, $15,000 is
all you
need to spend in this process you will first of all Pay $8,000 and then I will
send a
tape to you which I recorded in every discussion I had with the person who
wanted you
dead and as soon as you get the Tape, You will pay the remaining balance of
$7,000. If
you are not ready for my help, then I will carry on with my job straight-up.
WARNING: DO NOT THINK OF CONTACTING THE POLICE OR EVEN TELLING ANYONE BECAUSE I
WILL
KNOW ,REMEMBER, SOMEONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL WANT YOU DEAD!
I WILL EXTEND IT TO YOUR FAMILY, INCASE I NOTICE SOMETHING FUNNY ABOUT YOUR
TELLING THE
SECURITY ABOUT IT BECAUSE A GOOD LOOK IS OUT YOU AT THE MOMENT.
DO NOT COME OUT ONCE IT IS 7PM UNTIL I MAKE OUT TIME TO SEE YOU AND GIVE YOU
THE TAPE OF
ALL DISCUSSION WITH THE PERSON WHO WANT YOU DEAD THEN YOU CAN USE IT TO TAKE
ANY LEGAL
ACTION. GOOD LUCK AS I AWAIT YOUR REPLY



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[withmyheadonthebar]

Boyfriend got this today (I posted about it in another thread)
Scared the shit out of me before I researched and found it was a scam originated in Nigera (of all places!)

--- On Mon, 1/12/09, KILLING NETWORK <deadlykillers2002@gmail.com> wrote:

From: KILLING NETWORK <deadlykillers2002@gmail.com>
Subject: KILL
To:
Date: Monday, January 12, 2009, 10:59 AM


Attn,

I am very sorry for you, is a pity that this is how your life is going to end
as soon as
you don't comply. As you can see we are the members of the Deadly Networks
in the world,
which is responsible for the bombing of twin tower’s in America on Sept. 11th
and the
bombing of London transport services on July 7th (AL-QAEDA NETWORKS), I
don't have any
business with you, my duty as I am mailing you now is just to KILL you and I
have to do
it as I have already been paid for that.

Someone whom you called your friend wants you dead by all means, and this
person have
spent a lot of money in this venture, This person came to us and told me that
he wanted
you dead and he provided us with your name, picture and other necessary
information's we
needed about you. So I sent my boys to track you down this including bugging of
your
phones with satellite tracking devices and they have carried out the necessary
investigation we needed for the operation on you, and if you doubt this
information am
going to give you all the necessary information about you back to you in your
next reply
so that you can believe me, and my boys are really on you but I told them not
to kill
you that I will like to contact you and see if your life is important to you
and the one
of your family. I called my client back and ask him of your email address which
I didn't
tell him what I wanted to do with it and he gave it to me and I am using it to
contact
you now. As I am writing you this mail my men are monitoring you and they are
telling me
everything about you.

Now do you want to LIVE OR DIE? Since all program has be made and draw to kill
you. Get
back to me now if you are ready to pay some fees to spare your Life, $15,000 is
all you
need to spend in this process you will first of all Pay $8,000 and then I will
send a
tape to you which I recorded in every discussion I had with the person who
wanted you
dead and as soon as you get the Tape, You will pay the remaining balance of
$7,000. If
you are not ready for my help, then I will carry on with my job straight-up.
WARNING: DO NOT THINK OF CONTACTING THE POLICE OR EVEN TELLING ANYONE BECAUSE I
WILL
KNOW ,REMEMBER, SOMEONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL WANT YOU DEAD!
I WILL EXTEND IT TO YOUR FAMILY, INCASE I NOTICE SOMETHING FUNNY ABOUT YOUR
TELLING THE
SECURITY ABOUT IT BECAUSE A GOOD LOOK IS OUT YOU AT THE MOMENT.
DO NOT COME OUT ONCE IT IS 7PM UNTIL I MAKE OUT TIME TO SEE YOU AND GIVE YOU
THE TAPE OF
ALL DISCUSSION WITH THE PERSON WHO WANT YOU DEAD THEN YOU CAN USE IT TO TAKE
ANY LEGAL
ACTION. GOOD LUCK AS I AWAIT YOUR REPLY



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This message has been scanned for viruses and
dangerous content by MailScanner, and is
believed to be clean.

How charming.

[The Cat's Mother]

Boyfriend got this today (I posted about it in another thread)
Scared the shit out of me before I researched and found it was a scam originated in Nigera (of all places!)

--- On Mon, 1/12/09, KILLING NETWORK <deadlykillers2002@gmail.com> wrote:

From: KILLING NETWORK <deadlykillers2002@gmail.com>
Subject: KILL



I know you should never answer this sort of thing, but I think I'd be hard-pressed not to reply with "....or you could just fuck off."

[withmyheadonthebar]

I know you should never answer this sort of thing, but I think I'd be hard-pressed not to reply with "....or you could just fuck off."

Or with "wow, so Al Qaeda are really lowering their targets - from the Twin Towers to little old me..."

[The Cat's Mother]

Or with "wow, so Al Qaeda are really lowering their targets - from the Twin Towers to little old me..."


Or... "Tell me, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

Or a Rickroll. :)

[withmyheadonthebar]

or... "tell me, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

or a rickroll. :)

:d :d :d

[someofusisturningnasty]

Below is one of the most bizarre emails I've ever received...especially the little story at the bottom :p:D it's just annoying that it is cut short- i wanted to know what happened!

Hei man

I don't care why your schlong is so small, but 87% of women do.
They are pretty sure that bigger one-eyed monster will make their desire stronger. You have the chance to change your life.

Here http://arities.net you can get the thing.

It will help you for sure.
The remedy can be sent worldwide.
If you wont be satisfied - we will return all you money.
No bullshit.



--
elkgdlgkhjghbjwerijgg slnknioknsngrnnjnmnlotntprningoqnjonorojorojoqnjof ofnnotoporsforlulr

'Don't contradict him,' mouthed Berlioz silently, leaning back and grimacing behind the professor's back.
'There's no such thing as the devil! ' Ivan Nikolayich burst out, hopelessly muddled by all this dumb show, ruining all Berlioz's plans by
shouting: ' And stop playing the amateur psychologist! '
At this the lunatic gave such a laugh that it startled the sparrows out of the tree above them.
'Well now, that is interesting,' said the professor, quaking with laughter. ' Whatever I ask you about--it doesn't exist! ' He suddenly stopped laughing and with a typical madman's reaction he immediately went to

[The Cat's Mother]

"Scammers Say the Funniest Things"

http://antifraudintl.org/showthread.php?t=5555

:D

[The Cat's Mother]

Below is one of the most bizarre emails I've ever received...especially the little story at the bottom :p:D it's just annoying that it is cut short- i wanted to know what happened!

....... He suddenly stopped laughing and with a typical madman's reaction he immediately went to

...email his credit card details to his new friend Mr Ombuniku (barrister) for the benefit of Dorothea his dying, three-legged blind aunt who upon her death will give him $270,000?

[bysshe]

CONGRATULATIONS YOUR E-MAIL HAVE WON £ 800,000.00
"Mrs. Stella Boer" <info_uklottery_sa@hotmail.com>

Dear Winner,

Please open the attached file and contact our claim manager
Mr. Wool Deon for the processing of your award prize
Tel +44-7031891801
E-mail: info_uklottery_sa@hotmail.com (http://us.mc562.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=info_uklottery_sa@hotmail.com)

Best regard
Mrs. Stella Boer
Promotion Manager

[Gagiesotherhalf]

Here's a top tip for you all:

Instead of wasting your time reading these spam emails, which, let's face it, are all bollocks and I absolutely fail to understand how anyone in their right mind falls for any of it............

I suggest a little light reading from:

www.419eater.com
Letters archive or Trophy Room

It's fuckin genius!!

Years of masterful spam-baiting....hey, those crazy Nigerian kids :D they'll do anything to get their hands on your cash!

[Franissey]

Hello dear,

this mail might come to you as a surprise and the temptation to ignore it as unserious could come into your mind but please consider it a divine wish and accept it with a deep sense of humility i am mr atiku bello, the manager in charge of telex/computing department of bank of africa (b.o.a)ouagadougou burkina faso in west africa, with due respect and regard, i have decided to contact you on a business transaction that will be very beneficial to both of us at the end of the transaction.

During our investigation and auditing in this bank, my department came across a very huge sum of money belonging to one of our deceased customer who died on july 30th 2000 of a ghastly motor accident and the fund has been dormant in his account with this bank without any claim of the fund in our custody either from his family or relation before our discovery to this development.

Although personally, i keep this information secret within i and to enable the whole plans and idea be profitable and successful during the time of execution, the said amount is u.s $15.m(fifteen million, united states dollars),as it may interest you to know, i got your impressive information on my search for a reliable partner, i contacted you to be my partner and person to be reliable and capable to champion a business of such magnitude without any problem.

Meanwhile all the whole arrangement to put claim over this fund as the bonafide next of kin to the deceased, get the required approval and transfer this money to a foreign account has been put in place and directives and needed information will be relayed to you as soon as you indicate your interest and willingness to assist me and also benefit your self to this great business opportunity, in fact i could have done this deal alone but because of my position in this country as a civil servant and we are not allowed to operate a foreign account and would eventually raise eye brow on my side during the time of transfer because i work in this bank.

This is the actual reason why it will require a second party or fellow who will forward claims as the next of kin with affidavit of trust of oath to the bank and also present a foreign account where he will need the money to be re-transferred into on his request as it may be after due verification and clarification by the correspondent branch of the bank where the whole money will be remitted from to your own designation bank account.

I will not fail to inform you that this transaction is 100% risk free, on smooth conclusion of this transaction, you will be entitled to 30% of the total sum as gratification, while 5% will be set aside to take care of expenses that may arise during the time of transfer, while 65% will before me , please you have been advised to keep "top secret" as i am still in service and intend to retire from service after we conclude this deal with you, i will be monitoring the whole situation here in this bank until you confirm the money in your account, and ask us to come down to your country for subsequent sharing of the fund according to percentages previously indicated and further investment, either in your country or any country you advice us to invest in and all other necessary vital information will be send to you when i hear from you.

I suggest you get back to me as soon as possible and also include your personal phone/mobile and fax numbers for easy communication.

Yours faithfully,mr atiku bello
the manager in charge of
telex/computing department of
bank of africa (b.o.a)
ouagadougou burkina-faso.

[someofusisturningnasty]

Here's a top tip for you all:

Instead of wasting your time reading these spam emails, which, let's face it, are all bollocks and I absolutely fail to understand how anyone in their right mind falls for any of it............

I suggest a little light reading from:

www.419eater.com
Letters archive or Trophy Room

It's fuckin genius!!

Years of masterful spam-baiting....hey, those crazy Nigerian kids :D they'll do anything to get their hands on your cash!

:lbf: that has livened up a dull friday afternoon!

[The Cat's Mother]

I've just found this message on my MySpace from someone calling himself "Big Robert". This is his upper-casing, btw. Big Robert needs big letters to impress, evidently. Small willy much? Anyway....

" YOU ARE A PRETTY WOMAN ....

BABY ,
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO REVEAL THIS TO YOU ... THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL. I WAS OPPORTUNED TO SEARCH INTO YOUR PROFILE AND I HAVE IT ALL RECOMMENDED THAT YOU ARE A PRETTY WOMAN INDEED. YOU ARE LIKE AN ANGEL ON EARTH. I REALLY TRIPED FOR YOU. I COULD EVEN IMAGINE IF YOU ARE AN ENGEL HERE ON EARTH. I AM TELLING YOU THE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH. THOUGH, I AM ROBERT OF CLAIFORNIA IN USA GAINED A JOB WITH OXAM GB , A MULTI NATIONAL CHARITY ORGANISATION AS A THE SENIOR STAFF AMBASSADOR AND I LIVE HERE IN UK. I WAS MARRIED TO A LADY CALLED LUCY WHO HAD A DOUGHTER FOR ME CALLED JANE BY NAME . MY WIFE DIED IN AUTO WREACK IN THE YEAR 2007. SHE DIED ON HER WAY TO HEARTHROW AIR PORT WHEN SHE WAS TRYING TO ENROUTE TO USA FOR AN INVITAION BY MY MOTHER. IT WAS A SHOCK MOMENT TO ME WHEN THE NEWS BROKE TO MY EARS AND I FAINTED MORE THAN TRICE BELIEVING THAT ALL WAS FALSE TILL THE INTERMENT. SINCE THEN I BECAME SINGLE AND DESIDED NOT TO GET OVER
IT ANYLONGER AND MY DOUGHTER IS 6 TO 7 YEARS OLD SOON SCHOOLING HERE IN MIDDLESEX. I DO VISIT THE STATE (USA) EVERY THREE MONTHS. I GAINED PROFESIONALITY AS A CIVIL ENGINEER.
I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOU MORE SO THAT WE CAN RELENT ON PHONE OR EMAIL CONVERSATION. NOW, I AM READY TO GET MARRIED SO THAT I WILL BE A HAPPY MAN AGAIN. AND MY DOUGHTER NEEDED A WOMAN FROM ME THAT I WILL CONFIDE IN AND TRUST THE WAY MY WIFE WAS. I AM WRITTING TO KNOW IF WE CAN EASILY KNOW OUR SELF AND BE. I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU AS MATTER OF URGENCY.PLEASE, NOTE THAT I AM NEW HERE IN MYSPACE AND I WILL NOT GET IT LONG.
CHEER'S,
ROBERT"

I'm rather relieved that you won't "get it long", Robert, even if you have "triped" for me. :confused::eek: MySpace isn't that sort of place, in my experience...

[bysshe]

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/political-pictures-george-bush-nigerian-lottery1.jpg

[someofusisturningnasty]

ordinary detective goes to pot-houses to arrest thieves; we go to artisticthe Exhibition on a string, like a child's balloon. A second afterwards the kindly people. This war that has smashed our little European world in whichtrees; yet he felt like a man entrapped in fairyland. white hair whistling in the wind, he made a horrible face at his pursuers,The flint strikes the frizzen, a piece of steel on the priming pan lid, opening it and exposing the priming powder;
wheel grew larger and larger, till it filled heaven like the wheel of stars.
and grasp perspectives once again he began looking for her. outside.

:confused:

Do not understand what this was even trying to sell me!!!

[The Cat's Mother]

The real virility always starts from a big penis size.
|
Sabrina Cummings
to .......


Did you notice that arrogant look on some men’s faces but couldn’t understand where it was coming from? Well, we will open you the secret – that is the big monster in his pants and you can have one like that very easily


Oh, good. I'll put it on a leash and call it Igor.

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

Subject: Adorable Puppies for adoption...
To: PFTLT
Date: Thursday, September 17, 2009, 9:18 PM

Adorable Puppies for adoption...
Hello,
I just want to inform you that I have puppies available for Adoption . My name is Jerry John,I got your e-mail address from an email surfing marketing company with US chamber of Commerce,My Late Grandma was a puppy breeder,She died about 4 month ago and she left English Bulldog,Yorkshire Terrier and Maltese before she pass a way but due to my work,I don't have time to take good care of them. So If you are interested in having one of this puppies do e-mail me back as soon as possible for more details and information about Adoption and also do let me know the type of breed you are interested to Adopt. Yorkshire Terrier , Maltese Or the English Bulldog? .Get back to me on this e-mail asap (jjla1742@gmail.com)
Looking forward to your prompt e-mail again.
Thanks.
Jerry John


Subject: Re: Adorable Puppies for adoption...
To: jjla1742@gmail.com
Date: Friday, September 18, 2009, 2:29 AM

Hi Jeery!

Yes, we're always lookiing for more puppies! We go through them pretty fast around here.

How much do these ones weigh? Are they tender? Are they growing fast? DO they look nice and juicy to you?

How much per pound? I mean, how much per dog? My mouth is watering thinking of getting these cute little guys into my kitchen. I mean, to play with my kids! We love dogs.

Hoping to hear form you soon!

Mrs. E. Cadaver Jennings


Hello PFTLT,

Thanks so much for your interest in my puppy. I only have one Female English Bulldog and a Female Yorkshire Terrier left for adoption, It is unfortunate that i am giving up my beautiful puppies out for adoption, we don't have time for the baby that is why we want a new home for them due to our job ,please i want someone with love and open heart for pets to have my babies, they are very affectionate towards children and other pets with a Current vaccinations, vet exam,full breed, AKC registered, health certificate from a licensed vet and a written guarantee of health( 1yr). recently checked by a licensed Vet Doctor for heart,knees, skin, correct bite, and eyes.I live here in Alamo, CA 94507 USA with the baby .Am going to ship to you via express delivery on same day delivery, so if you are interested in having the puppy, i want you to get back to me with your Full Name,Address,Phone Number including the Nearest Airport to you. Please if you know that you are not going to take very good care of my baby, do not reply me because i am not giving because of bad condition or anything i am only giving this puppy out because we don't have time to take care of the puppy again due to my work.they are priceless therefore they will be going for free, so i will like you to get back to me with your full name and full address including your nearest airport so that we proceed with the adoption process and also find out shipping cost,I want you to know
that you are paying for the shipping cost.


Best Regards

John..




Re: Adorable Puppies for adoption...Saturday, September 19, 2009 1:45 PM
From: PFTLT
To: "Jerry John" <jjla1742@yahoo.com>

Jerry-

Great! I'll take them both. The yorkie is small but they're really good. The English Bulldog will grow fast. How much do they weigh? How big did their parents grow tobe?

I will fly over to Californa and pick them up. I work for an airline and can fly for free. THey can come back with me!

I can't wait to get these delicious little cuties! Wow, all this talk is making me hungry!

Let me know when you'll be ready to let them go, and I'll book a flight, OK?

Are you sure you don't have any more dogs you wnat to get rid of? I can take care of them reall good. We love dogs!

Hoping to hear form you soon!!!!!!!


He hasn't written back! :D

[Kewpie]

Bump lol

http://www.savingadvice.com/images/blog/nigerian-scam.jpg

[troubleluvsme]

Bump lol

:eek: Oh noes...

you think JJ's email was a scam??? :eek: ;)

[Kewpie]

:eek: Oh noes...

you think JJ's email was a scam???


90% of his posts are:

http://web.utk.edu/~jryel/GallawayAttentionWhore.jpg

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

90% of his posts are:

http://web.utk.edu/~jryel/GallawayAttentionWhore.jpg

umm, I am not defending him Kewpie, but in a certain sense:
all posts by everybody here are

maybe if you understand that fact about human nature & communication
then you might be happier here, just a thought :o

[Kewpie]

umm, I am not defending him Kewpie, but in a certain sense:
all posts by everybody here are

maybe if you understand that fact about human nature & communication
then you might be happier here, just a thought :o

*sigh*

I'm only joking. :rolleyes:

[troubleluvsme]

90% of his posts are:

http://web.utk.edu/~jryel/GallawayAttentionWhore.jpg

Ewww....not a pretty picture. :sick:

I love JJ's threads/posts.
They always make me laugh, whether it is with him or at him. :lbf: ;)

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

*sigh*

I'm only joking. :rolleyes:

you know, we got all these emoticons now not just for me to use :o
but you too Kewpie! :lbf:

[dunya]

Getting the urge to merge, Kewps?

Damn them scams.

If I got rich I wouldn't mind. ;)

[snowfallsoon]

Now I'm confused. We can call someone an attention-seeking whore in off topic?

Because TOS says:

You agree to not use the Service to:
upload, post, email, transmit or otherwise make available any Content that is unlawful, harmful, threatening, abusive, harassing, tortious, defamatory, vulgar, obscene, libelous, invasive of another's privacy, hateful, or racially, ethnically or otherwise objectionable;

At the least, it's objectionable...

And what's with the 'sigh...i was joking' because usually when someone is just joking
they write JUST KIDDING or use an emoticon as Robby suggested.

I don't think I've ever seen any other moderator post this type of thing.

You are also wrong saying that JJ got me to 'bait' you in the forums. I actually have my own opinions and think that at times you come across as rude and condescending.
So I express my opinion about that . I don't 'bait' you. That is ridiculous.

[Our Lady]

Yes, fight the power and all of that.

Moving on, when I first arrived in this darling city, with only my grandmother's wedding ring and the rags on my back (and a minted missus), I thought it best to seek bed and board, since the clergymen appeared increasingly concerned over my long hesitations when slumped in the confessional. I'd heard good things about a site named craigslist, so I signed up and sent out hundreds of dashing, daring emails.
I received a reply from a -supposedly- Parisian lady, who, since the death of her father in a terrible car accident, owned an apartment on St. Germaine which she was willing to rent out to a non-smoking, full-time professional without any pets.
The problem being that she was out of the country (she claimed to be in Belgium) so I would be required to send the money via Western Union (to an address in London).
As time went by, and I made it seem more and more likely that I would send the money, I was able to persuade her to let me keep the place as a meth-lab and a hide-out for my seven, illegally imported, African tigers. She also agreed to build me a wine cellar, have sex with me every morning and then make me a round of Marmite on toast.

[troubleluvsme]

Yes, fight the power and all of that.

Moving on, when I first arrived in this darling city, with only my grandmother's wedding ring and the rags on my back (and a minted missus), I thought it best to seek bed and board, since the clergymen appeared increasingly concerned over my long hesitations when slumped in the confessional. I'd heard good things about a site named craigslist, so I signed up and sent out hundreds of dashing, daring emails.
I received a reply from a -supposedly- Parisian lady, who, since the death of her father in a terrible car accident, owned an apartment on St. Germaine which she was willing to rent out to a non-smoking, full-time professional without any pets.
The problem being that she was out of the country (she claimed to be in Belgium) so I would be required to send the money via Western Union (to an address in London).
As time went by, and I made it seem more and more likely that I would send the money, I was able to persuade her to let me keep the place as a meth-lab and a hide-out for my seven, illegally imported, African tigers. She also agreed to build me a wine cellar, have sex with me every morning and then make me a round of Marmite on toast.

I'm impressed.

[platypus]

Yes, fight the power and all of that.

Moving on, when I first arrived in this darling city, with only my grandmother's wedding ring and the rags on my back (and a minted missus), I thought it best to seek bed and board, since the clergymen appeared increasingly concerned over my long hesitations when slumped in the confessional. I'd heard good things about a site named craigslist, so I signed up and sent out hundreds of dashing, daring emails.
I received a reply from a -supposedly- Parisian lady, who, since the death of her father in a terrible car accident, owned an apartment on St. Germaine which she was willing to rent out to a non-smoking, full-time professional without any pets.
The problem being that she was out of the country (she claimed to be in Belgium) so I would be required to send the money via Western Union (to an address in London).
As time went by, and I made it seem more and more likely that I would send the money, I was able to persuade her to let me keep the place as a meth-lab and a hide-out for my seven, illegally imported, African tigers. She also agreed to build me a wine cellar, have sex with me every morning and then make me a round of Marmite on toast.

That's very touching.

[Kewpie]

OMG, I got this from angie-brown@sbcglobal.net this morning:


We are pleased to inform you that you have been Awarded the sum of 750,000.00 GBP in the Toyota 2010 Program.

Names:............
Address:..............
Country:.................


Very shocked that when Johnny isn't at home Angie started sending prank emails. :eek:

[The Cat's Mother]

OMG, I got this from angie-brown@sbcglobal.net this morning:




Very shocked that when Johnny isn't at home Angie started sending prank emails. :eek:

:lbf::lbf: Maybe she's drumming up some cash to finance that second Healers album Johnny keeps meaning to do.