Does Moz ever swore on one of his songs?

[Half_a_Person]

You know, by using the words "fuck," "shit," or "bitch"? I don't remember him saying these things while he sings.

[vicarinatutugal]

What really lies, Beyond the constraints of my mind
Could it be the sea, With fate mooning back at me
No it's just more lock jawed pop stars
Thicker than pig shit, Nothing to convey
They're so scared to show intelligence
It might smear their lovely career

[stephk817]

You know, by using the words "fuck," "shit," or "bitch"? I don't remember him saying these things while he sings.

uRw1_iWbj-4

[vicarinatutugal]

They said they respect me, Which means, Their judgement is crazy
I've had my face dragged in, Fifteen miles of shit, And I do not, And I do not,
And I do not like it

[vicarinatutugal]

If you are looking for a sweary word, like the eff word he has said it in a couple of concerts.
this being one of them (http://www.passionsjustlikemine.com/gigs/moz-gi0604uk.htm)
and for a Smith's style eff try this one (http://www.passionsjustlikemine.com/gigs/smiths-gi8502uk.htm)

[nugz]

"fucked-up Tony."

[Corrissey]

I've had my face dragged in, Fifteen miles of shit, And I do not, And I do not,
And I do not like it

I don't like that line. It doesn't offend me, I just don't like the lyrics. Yawn.

I've always thought in A Rush and a Push, the lyrics "so phone me, phone me, phone me" sounds like "so fuck me, fuck me, fuck me." That's how I hear it, and that's how I sing it :p

[vicarinatutugal]

I don't like that line. It doesn't offend me, I just don't like the lyrics. Yawn.

I've always thought in A Rush and a Push, the lyrics "so phone me, phone me, phone me" sounds like "so fuck me, fuck me, fuck me." That's how I hear it, and that's how I sing it :p

ha ha I always thought it sounded dodgy as well! :D

[joey]

"All The Lazy Dykes" was originally "All Da' Lay-Z Bitches"

Or am I the only one who knew this?

[nugz]

I don't like that line. It doesn't offend me, I just don't like the lyrics. Yawn.

I've always thought in A Rush and a Push, the lyrics "so phone me, phone me, phone me" sounds like "so fuck me, fuck me, fuck me." That's how I hear it, and that's how I sing it :p

yep, same here. although i think he sings it like that on purpose, to give it a double meaning.

[vicarinatutugal]

yep, same here. although i think he sings it like that on purpose, to give it a double meaning.

god he is a mucky so and so. :p

[joey]

"Get your ass back to the ghetto"

The live version of Ganglord.

[nugz]

god he is a mucky so and so. :p

haha. mucky.

[Corrissey]

yep, same here. although i think he sings it like that on purpose, to give it a double meaning.

Totally. And I thank him for that :)

[stephk817]

I don't like that line. It doesn't offend me, I just don't like the lyrics. Yawn.

I've always thought in A Rush and a Push, the lyrics "so phone me, phone me, phone me" sounds like "so fuck me, fuck me, fuck me." That's how I hear it, and that's how I sing it :p

Me too. :p

[J-loc]

I don't like that line. It doesn't offend me, I just don't like the lyrics. Yawn.

I've always thought in A Rush and a Push, the lyrics "so phone me, phone me, phone me" sounds like "so fuck me, fuck me, fuck me." That's how I hear it, and that's how I sing it :pas do I

[Corrissey]

There's a place in H-E-double hockey sticks for me and my friends :o

[CrystalGeezer]

"All The Lazy Dykes" was originally "All Da' Lay-Z Bitches"

Or am I the only one who knew this?

Yo, yo, yo, shortie's in a fuckin' coma yo, Dis shit iz serious, beatch!

[nugz]

Yo, yo, yo, shortie's in a fuckin' coma yo, Dis shit iz serious, beatch!

we should start a Morrissey lyrics in ebonics thread.

[joey]

Yo, yo, yo, shortie's in a fuckin' coma yo, Dis shit iz serious, beatch!

I'm drivin' yo ho to the hizzle
and she's crackin' up
to stop herrrrrrrrr from bawlin'
Hit da' gazzzz, bitch said
I hit da' gaz and da' bitch said
Why did I hook up with his stank ass
pimp ain't even funny
he gets worser 'round da' clock
Bitch you kno I cain't tell ya'

[nugz]

I'm drivin' yo ho to the hizzle
and she's crackin' up
to stop herrrrrrrrr from bawlin'
Hit da' gazzzz, bitch said
I hit da' gaz and da' bitch said
Why did I hook up with his stank ass
pimp ain't even funny
he gets worser 'round da' clock
Bitch you kno I cain't tell ya'

ok seriously. we need a thread of these. fur realzies, yo.

[CrystalGeezer]

we should start a Morrissey lyrics in ebonics thread.

I think we just have.

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

I'm drivin' yo ho to the hizzle
and she's crackin' up
to stop herrrrrrrrr from bawlin'
Hit da' gazzzz, bitch said
I hit da' gaz and da' bitch said
Why did I hook up with his stank ass
pimp ain't even funny
he gets worser 'round da' clock
Bitch you kno I cain't tell ya'
Oh. My. Dear. God. Good job, I think... :eek::D

[CrystalGeezer]

How about a beat poetry morrissey thread?

The fair. The last night. Not penultimate man, the last.
Wheels a big. Generating. Down the road. Up the road.
Boys and girls. Scratching names. Scratching names.
With fountain pens.

[CrystalGeezer]

Oh. My. Dear. God. Good job, I think... :eek::D

joey's is so good because it's so true.

[joey]

joey's is so good because it's so true.

And it only hurts me because it's true.

I think if it was sang like that, then it would be on the radio. What a sad world.

[CrystalGeezer]

And it only hurts me because it's true.

I think if it was sang like that, then it would be on the radio. What a sad world.

I know.

He'd have to change his name to Mo Rizzle.

[CrystalGeezer]

I was thinking of making a shirt that said Je Suis Je Suis, but I think I want to make it "Bitch you kno I cain't tell ya." instead. With your permission of course, joey rapmastah!

Jo weezie's in da house!

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

I know.

He'd have to change his name to Mo Rizzle.

It's time for someone to post the "Mo Rizzle you is tha Quizarry" spoof album cover. But I'm not going to.

[joey]

I know.

He'd have to change his name to Mo Rizzle.

Mo Rizzle in the hizzle fo' shizzle!!!!!!! Holla!!!!!

It would be that instead of The Imperfect List for an intro. Boz would be the "hype guy".


In da' club wherr ya'd like ta go
Ya' could hook up wit' a ho that luvs u
So ya' go wit out ya' crew, and ya' leave wit out ya' crew
And ya' go to yo' place and ya' bawl and wanna' pop a cap in ya' own ace

[Jukebox Jury]

Beligerant Ghouls run Manchester schools
Spineless bastards all....

Frankly Mr Shankly since you ask
you are a flatulent pain in the arse....

Jukebox Jury

[J-loc]

I'm drivin' yo ho to the hizzle
and she's crackin' up
to stop herrrrrrrrr from bawlin'
Hit da' gazzzz, bitch said
I hit da' gaz and da' bitch said
Why did I hook up with his stank ass
pimp ain't even funny
he gets worser 'round da' clock
Bitch you kno I cain't tell ya'
fkinglol

[CrystalGeezer]

In da' club wherr ya'd like ta go
Ya' could hook up wit' a ho that luvs u
So ya' go wit out ya' crew, and ya' leave wit out ya' crew
And ya' go to yo' place and ya' bawl and wanna' pop a cap in ya' own ace

Fucking classic! Howz soons is Now Beatch?

[Corrissey]

It's time for someone to post the "Mo Rizzle you is tha Quizarry" spoof album cover. But I'm not going to.

:)

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb199/cfishgo/quiz.jpg

joey, ur shiz iz so lolzable :D

[joey]

Bitch come on ova' to ma place, yeah
Bitch betta' be bringin' sumtin' new, yeah
I kno ya luv me, but why cain't ya' grrl luv me too?

Give me a lil' somtin, yeah
Give a lil' somtin' 2 ma luvin'
2 ma luvin, 2 ma lovin', yeah

I kno ya luvin' me, but why cain't yo friend too?
Yeah me luvin' two, yeah yeah

Give me a lil' somtin, yeah
Give a lil' somtin' 2 ma luvin'
2 ma luvin, 2 ma lovin', yeah

I kno ya luv ma person so, why cain't yo friend too?
Oh herrr too...

Bitch give a'
Yeah give a'
Bitch give a'
Yeah give a'
Bitch give a'
Yeah give a'
I kno ya' want
I kno ya' want
Ya want 2

[CrystalGeezer]

Bitch come on ova' to ma place, yeah
Bitch betta' be bringin' sumtin' new, yeah
I kno ya luv me, but why cain't ya' grrl luv me too?

Give me a lil' somtin, yeah
Give a lil' somtin' 2 ma luvin'
2 ma luvin, 2 ma lovin', yeah

I kno ya luvin' me, but why cain't yo friend too?
Yeah me luvin' two, yeah yeah

Give me a lil' somtin, yeah
Give a lil' somtin' 2 ma luvin'
2 ma luvin, 2 ma lovin', yeah

I kno ya luv ma person so, why cain't yo friend too?
Oh herrr too...

Bitch give a'
Yeah give a'
Bitch give a'
Yeah give a'
Bitch give a'
Yeah give a'
I kno ya' want
I kno ya' want
Ya want 2

This is like the tender little love ballad on the album, yo. Makes me allz cryin' an shit, ya kno?

(I think I'm doing lolzbonics. I can't separate the two in my head.)

[joey]

Whoo-boy, I'm tuckered out. Past my bedtime. I'll catch up on the Moz hip-hop tomorrow morning.

[CrystalGeezer]

East side yoooooooooo
West side yooooooooo
Ova diz oshin
perpetual motion
travellin in da benz round
No rest fo da bitches,
singin and a palayin
dark times outs yoooooo
daisies all in yooooooo
doin’ da rounds yo
whatta a great life fo dis nigga yo fo sho

[troubleluvsme]

:guitar::clap: Very funny!

[Jamie]

"fucked-up Tony."

I believe it's actually "soft touch Tony."

Cheers,
Jamie

[nugz]

I believe it's actually "soft touch Tony."

Cheers,
Jamie

eh. it's debatable.

[bysshe]

I'm drivin' yo ho to the hizzle
and she's crackin' up
to stop herrrrrrrrr from bawlin'
Hit da' gazzzz, bitch said
I hit da' gaz and da' bitch said
Why did I hook up with his stank ass
pimp ain't even funny
he gets worser 'round da' clock
Bitch you kno I cain't tell ya'

You win already. :D

[bysshe]

I believe it's actually "soft touch Tony."

Cheers,
Jamie


eh. it's debatable.

And what do they call you now?
When you're free outside
So cold and hard and in control
And, oh ... been a lark
There's a free ride on
Fucked-up Tony

[nugz]

And what do they call you now?
When you're free outside
So cold and hard and in control
And, oh ... been a lark
There's a free ride on
Fucked-up Tony

thank you. :)

[bysshe]

thank you. :)

Anytime, girl. I've got your back. :D

[nugz]

Anytime, girl. I've got your back. :D

weeee! :D

well, seeing that this thread has been hijacked already, how are you doing this evening?

[Uncleskinny]

thank you. :)

Nope, it's "Soft-touch". We've been here several times. It fits because of the other words in previous lines, such as "Gullible".

Peter

[bysshe]

And here are some interview bits.

Are you currently feeling devious, truculent, or unreliable?

The judge who said those words only did so because they described exactly what I am not, nor have ever been. He would be delighted that you remember his quote. This judge, John Weeks, had his eye on the press when he made that comment. Some judges are a bit like ex-drummers, they'll do anything for a bit of press attention. I was delighted when Michael Stipe called him a "fuckhead" in Q magazine. It was the first time anyone had ever stood up for me in the press on this matter.

The Face, November, 1999

Riots are back. Do you approve?

Yes, I do. (Laughs) No, I don't. The '70's persist, don't they? I saw some Chopper bicycles outside a pub the other day, which I thought was extreme. I've only ever found violence attractive from a distance, which is a bit pathetic, I know, but I suppose if you're in the thick of it, it's a bit unsettling. Incidentally, do you fuckin' want some?

Q, September, 1995

[bysshe]

weeee! :D

well, seeing that this thread has been hijacked already, how are you doing this evening?

Still waiting out the kidney pain. How about you? Are you working?

[nugz]

Still waiting out the kidney pain. How about you? Are you working?

yep. "working"

waiting out. do you have fun drugs to help? haha :p

[nugz]

Nope, it's "Soft-touch". We've been here several times. It fits because of the other words in previous lines, such as "Gullible".

Peter

then why does it sound like "fucked up." and why does every lyric site on the internet say "fucked up"

[bysshe]

yep. "working"

waiting out. do you have fun drugs to help? haha :p

Oh, yeah. I have controlled substances for the pain. I've been using them sparingly as they render me completely unconscious. :)

[nugz]

Oh, yeah. I have controlled substances for the pain. I've been using them sparingly as they render me completely unconscious. :)

really? painkillers make me hyper.

[bysshe]

really? painkillers make me hyper.

Everything makes me sleepy. Even non-drowsy allergy medications make me sleepy.

[Ready With Ready-Wit]

Twice:

I SWEAR to God, I SWEAR, I never even knew what drugs were.
-The Queen Is Dead, 1986

And honest, I SWEAR, it's the turnstiles that make us hostile.
-We'll Let You Know, 1992

:cool:

[CrystalGeezer]

[/SIZE][/FONT]Riots are back. Do you approve?

Yes, I do. (Laughs) No, I don't. The '70's persist, don't they? I saw some Chopper bicycles outside a pub the other day, which I thought was extreme. I've only ever found violence attractive from a distance, which is a bit pathetic, I know, but I suppose if you're in the thick of it, it's a bit unsettling. Incidentally, do you fuckin' want some?

Q, September, 1995

Oh my God, this is why I love this man so much. Hilarious!

[bysshe]

Oh my God, this is why I love this man so much. Hilarious!

And the correct answer to that question is, "Yes, please." :p

[CrystalGeezer]

And the correct answer to that question is, "Yes, please." :p

I'm sure.

[Uncleskinny]

Have a look at this thread (http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=59804&highlight=swearing). I have been convinced by "Soft Touch".

Peter

[I am a Ghost]

"Oh Christ, another stifled Friday night".

A lyric from what is one of my favourite Morrissey songs.

Of course it's only appropriate in this thread if one considers the use of the name Christ a swear word.

[Tbevie]

I don't like that line. It doesn't offend me, I just don't like the lyrics. Yawn.

I've always thought in A Rush and a Push, the lyrics "so phone me, phone me, phone me" sounds like "so fuck me, fuck me, fuck me." That's how I hear it, and that's how I sing it :p

Yeah I always thought that too Corrissey :)

There's also a line near the end of ‘Sweet and tender hooligan’, it's sort of muffled and I have no idea what he's actually singing but I think it sounds like “Will you fuck me” ;)

[Ben Budd]

I decree today that this is the best thread ever. Joey has had me in stitches. Good work.

Also, can you do Now My Heart Is Full?

[joey]

I decree today that this is the best thread ever. Joey has had me in stitches. Good work.

Also, can you do Now My Heart Is Full?


Haha, thanks.

Maybe a bit later, home for a short lunch break at the moment.

[CrystalGeezer]

Were mine a little bit funny?

*looks down at the ground making circles with toe in the dirt.*

[Half_a_Person]

Got this off of Cemetery Gates:

You say : "'Ere long done do does did"
Words which could only be your own
And then produce the text
From whence was ripped
(Some dizzy whore, 1804)

[CrystalGeezer]

Sadly whore is not a swear word but merely a job description.

[vicarinatutugal]

Yeah I always thought that too Corrissey :)

There's also a line near the end of ‘Sweet and tender hooligan’, it's sort of muffled and I have no idea what he's actually singing but I think it sounds like “Will you fuck me” ;)

I think its can you hear me or free me.. I like yours better though. :p

[joey]

I decree today that this is the best thread ever. Joey has had me in stitches. Good work.

Also, can you do Now My Heart Is Full?


Dae's gonna be hell in herr
I'll burn dis f***kr down
All ma ho's in da' crib
Gonna be chillaxin' reeeeel soon
Ya' dads actin' all lame ass
Yeah, yeah he kills da' mood
Ya'll leave da' room

Holla at ma boyyyyyeeeeeeeees
(yeah check it, we a tight nit group we is,
just my posse of bitches and hos)
Lil' Kim, Fiddy, Jay-Z, and J-Lo
Run from da' po-po
Ain't goin' no wher'
Beyonce' gonna have ta' wait
I hit it once, I hit it again, ohhhh

Bitch I cain't take no mo'
Bitch I cain't take no mo'
Not gonna tell ya'
Neva' eva' no how

Lil' Kim, Fiddy, Jay-Z, and J-Lo
Ghetto poets east side, west side
Crack ass hos cookin' up smack
Crack ass hos cookin' up smack
Don't get all up in day' bitnass - sit yo' ass down
I hit it once, I hit it again, and

Bitch I cain't take no mo'
Bitch I cain't take no mo'
Not gonna tell ya'
Neva' eva' no how

Don't do no drive-by
Don't do no drive-by
Yo' gonna do a drive-by
Don't do no drive-by
Don't do no drive-by
Yeah, check it

Bitch I cain't take no mo'
Bitch I cain't take no mo'
Not gonna tell ya'
Neva' eva' no how

[the judge]

Well, check out this thread http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=85114
Moz sweared in Italian! "Brutto stronzo" hilarious :D

[the judge]

Dae's gonna be hell in herr
I'll burn dis f***kr down
All ma ho's in da' crib
Gonna be chillaxin' reeeeel soon
Ya' dads actin' all lame ass
Yeah, yeah he kills da' mood
Ya'll leave da' room

Holla at ma boyyyyyeeeeeeeees
(yeah check it, we a tight nit group we is,
just my posse of bitches and hos)
Lil' Kim, Fiddy, Jay-Z, and J-Lo
Run from da' po-po
Ain't goin' no wher'
Beyonce' gonna have ta' wait
I hit it once, I hit it again, ohhhh

Bitch I cain't take no mo'
Bitch I cain't take no mo'
Not gonna tell ya'
Neva' eva' no how

Lil' Kim, Fiddy, Jay-Z, and J-Lo
Ghetto poets east side, west side
Crack ass hos cookin' up smack
Crack ass hos cookin' up smack
Don't get all up in day' bitnass - sit yo' ass down
I hit it once, I hit it again, and

Bitch I cain't take no mo'
Bitch I cain't take no mo'
Not gonna tell ya'
Neva' eva' no how

Don't do no drive-by
Don't do no drive-by
Yo' gonna do a drive-by
Don't do no drive-by
Don't do no drive-by
Yeah, check it

Bitch I cain't take no mo'
Bitch I cain't take no mo'
Not gonna tell ya'
Neva' eva' no how

:D:D:D

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

Brava, Joey... against my better judgement... you know I'm going to make you perform (wait, no, only seals perform) these live for me on Friday, right?

Speedway! Do Speedway. Or Girlfriend in a Coma.

[CrystalGeezer]

That's the best one so far Joey!

[joey]

Brava, Joey... against my better judgement... you know I'm going to make you perform (wait, no, only seals perform) these live for me on Friday, right?

Speedway! Do Speedway. Or Girlfriend in a Coma.

Hahaha, I can think about "singing" them better than they type out here.


These things take time, I may try to add an american tinge to one of those later.

[joey]

That's the best one so far Joey!



Hahahaha, thanks :)

[CrystalGeezer]

Brava, Joey... against my better judgement... you know I'm going to make you perform (wait, no, only seals perform) these live for me on Friday, right?

Speedway! Do Speedway. Or Girlfriend in a Coma.

I'm jealous you get to hang out with such poetic greatness.

So hey, are you done being in the armpit of frustration or whatever?

[joey]

Bitch Get An Attitude, Knock Her Into A Coma


I knocked ma ho out
Ya' herrd, ya' herrd
She bein' delirious
I knocked ma ho out
Ya' herrd, ya' herrd
She bein' delirious

Day' been times when I almos' shot down herr
But playa' ya kno I be hatin' somtin' happen to herr

Hells nah I not 'bout da' see herr

Doc she gonna make it?
Yeah I said doc she gonna make it?
Doc she gonna make it?
Yeah I said doc she gonna make it?
Bitch gotta make it

I knocked ma ho out
Ya' herrd, ya' herrd
She bein' delirious
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah, she 'bout ta' die

Day' been times when I almos' be chokin' herr
But playa' ya kno I be hatin' somtin' happen to herr
F**K IT I GOTS TA' SEE HERR

Doc she gonna make it?
Yeah I said doc she gonna make it?
Doc she gonna make it?
Yeah I said doc she gonna make it?
Bitch gotta make it

Gonna tell herr ass one last time
She bein' delirious

[joey]

Speedway may take some more time to translate into hip-hop style. I'll work on it though.

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

I'm jealous you get to hang out with such poetic greatness.

So hey, are you done being in the armpit of frustration or whatever?

Yeah, that was just an April Fools' Day thing. I'm back to your regularly scheduled programming. :D

[CrystalGeezer]

Hells nah? That is so awesome.

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

Have you noticed? Did it strike you? Cole Porter was from Indiana. So was Hoagy Carmichael. So were Kurt Vonnegut and Theodore Dreiser. And also, you, Joey. :D

[joey]

Bitch Get An Attitude, Knock Her Into A Coma > Slaughterhouse Five


Hahaaahha :)

[Not Right in the Head]

Bitch Get An Attitude, Knock Her Into A Coma


I knocked ma ho out
Ya' herrd, ya' herrd
She bein' delirious
I knocked ma ho out
Ya' herrd, ya' herrd
She bein' delirious

Day' been times when I almos' shot down herr
But playa' ya kno I be hatin' somtin' happen to herr

Hells nah I not 'bout da' see herr

Doc she gonna make it?
Yeah I said doc she gonna make it?
Doc she gonna make it?
Yeah I said doc she gonna make it?
Bitch gotta make it

I knocked ma ho out
Ya' herrd, ya' herrd
She bein' delirious
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah, she 'bout ta' die

Day' been times when I almos' be chokin' herr
But playa' ya kno I be hatin' somtin' happen to herr
F**K IT I GOTS TA' SEE HERR

Doc she gonna make it?
Yeah I said doc she gonna make it?
Doc she gonna make it?
Yeah I said doc she gonna make it?
Bitch gotta make it

Gonna tell herr ass one last time
She bein' delirious

These are fucking brilliant. Keep it up, or else, yo.

[joey]

Oscizzillate Wyldly


*instrumental*

[oye terence]

these are beyond brilliant .

[joey]

When dat hamma' be comin' down
CHECK YO'SELF!

Bitches be lyin'
Day' be holdin' me back
Don' be pointin' to me
I neva' said, I neva' said
Day' all ain't true

So when dat hamma' be comin' down
CHECK YO'SELF!
CHECK REEL LOW
DOWN TO THE FLO'
Don' be frontin' up on me
You betta' check yo'self, yeah yeah
And when you be tryin'
To hit up on ma' ho
Ain't gonna happen
Ho don' flew da' coop
Bitches be lyin'
Day' be holdin' me back
Don' be pointin' to me
I neva' said, I neva' said
day' all ain't true


Ya' ain't gonna catch zzz'z
Until da' gangs dat want ya'
Finally shoot ya'
Nah, ain't gonna get me now
Ya won't be restin'
Till dat' black Caddy comes fo' ya'
Yeah, I gotcha now
Ain't gonna show dat grill
I'll make it shut reel good
Until ya' be representin' six foot unda'

Bitches be lyin'
Day' be holdin' me back
Don' be pointin' to me
I neva' said, I neva' said
Day' all ain't true
All dos' bitches dat by lyin'
Hate mail, fate mail
Day' all ain't true
Day' all ain't true
Day' ain't all bein' true

I neva' said
I neva' said
I coulda' been a rat
I coulda' pulled yo' ass down wit me
Layin' unda' da' ground beside me
Only cuz ya' jus' be knoin' me
But nah, I took it, always bein' tru
I ain't bein' stoopid, jus' da' way I am
But nah, I took it, always bein' tru
Jus' da' sick way I am






I feel horrible for wrecking this beautiful song. I have had iTunes up and the album cover for Vauxhall And I has been staring at me the whole time I have been writing this.

[Not Right in the Head]

When dat hamma' be comin' down
CHECK YO'SELF!

Bitches be lyin'
Day' be holdin' me back
Don' be pointin' to me
I neva' said, I neva' said
Day' all ain't true

So when dat hamma' be comin' down
CHECK YO'SELF!
CHECK REEL LOW
DOWN TO THE FLO'
Don' be frontin' up on me
You betta' check yo'self, yeah yeah
And when you be tryin'
To hit up on ma' ho
Ain't gonna happen
Ho don' flew da' coop
Bitches be lyin'
Day' be holdin' me back
Don' be pointin' to me
I neva' said, I neva' said
day' all ain't true


Ya' ain't gonna catch zzz'z
Until da' gangs dat want ya'
Finally shoot ya'
Nah, ain't gonna get me now
Ya won't be restin'
Till dat' black Caddy comes fo' ya'
Yeah, I gotcha now
Ain't gonna show dat grill
I'll make it shut reel good
Until ya' be representin' six foot unda'

Bitches be lyin'
Day' be holdin' me back
Don' be pointin' to me
I neva' said, I neva' said
Day' all ain't true
All dos' bitches dat by lyin'
Hate mail, fate mail
Day' all ain't true
Day' all ain't true
Day' ain't all bein' true

I neva' said
I neva' said
I coulda' been a rat
I coulda' pulled yo' ass down wit me
Layin' unda' da' ground beside me
Only cuz ya' jus' be knoin' me
But nah, I took it, always bein' tru
I ain't bein' stoopid, jus' da' way I am
But nah, I took it, always bein' tru
Jus' da' sick way I am

I'm gonna send these lyrics to Girlfriend in a Coma and ask them to play it at the Philadelphia show.

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

When dat hamma' be comin' down
CHECK YO'SELF!

Bitches be lyin'
Day' be holdin' me back
Don' be pointin' to me
I neva' said, I neva' said
Day' all ain't true

...

I neva' said
I neva' said
I coulda' been a rat
I coulda' pulled yo' ass down wit me
Layin' unda' da' ground beside me
Only cuz ya' jus' be knoin' me
But nah, I took it, always bein' tru
I ain't bein' stoopid, jus' da' way I am
But nah, I took it, always bein' tru
Jus' da' sick way I am






I feel horrible for wrecking this beautiful song. I have had iTunes up and the album cover for Vauxhall And I has been staring at me the whole time I have been writing this.

Don't feel horrible... somehow, there's a balance and a beauty in your perverted version, too. I could go all intellectual and talk about the universality of the message and Morrissey's identification with every walk of life... but no. Not tonight.

[Not Right in the Head]

Don't feel horrible... somehow, there's a balance and a beauty in your perverted version, too. I could go all intellectual and talk about the universality of the message and Morrissey's identification with every walk of life... but no. Not tonight.

Thanks.


:D

[joey]

Haha, thanks NRitH and Pregs!

I'll certainly think of some more to do.

[CrystalGeezer]

Haha, thanks NRitH and Pregs!

I'll certainly think of some more to do.

You really have an awesome flair for these translations. I'm so impressed.

[oscillate wildly]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
I have been LMAO'ing in my chair for all five pages of this thread.

and that is all. :p

[bysshe]

"'cause when I lived in the arse of the world..."

[Not Right in the Head]

"and when he said 'I'm gonna screw you,' oh, I really felt for you"

[nugz]

these raps are fantastic!!!! :clap:

[CrystalGeezer]

these raps are fantastic!!!! :clap:

I agree nugz.

[still ill life]

I neva' said
I neva' said
I coulda' been a rat
I coulda' pulled yo' ass down wit me
Layin' unda' da' ground beside me
Only cuz ya' jus' be knoin' me
But nah, I took it, always bein' tru
I ain't bein' stoopid, jus' da' way I am
But nah, I took it, always bein' tru
Jus' da' sick way I am


I think of Eminem when I read this part.

[joey]

Here's a start since I'm in a hurry:

Whateva' Happens I Luv Ya'

Who deese been callin'
I been checkin' ya' Blackburrry
Day ain't been me
When it's ova'
Ya' kno I'd still hit up on ya'

[the judge]

Jack the Ripper, please?

[joey]

Jack the Ripper, please?

This evening, possibly. If not, then the weekend will be hip-hop-rap-remix scribing time.

[joey]

Jack the Ripper, please?


Aw hell ya' been yawnin'
Mouf jaw droppin'
Ya' got dat ill place and ya' been told wrong
Ya' mug is tough as yo' life on da' streets

Wreck inta' ma' guns
I gots ta' have ya'
Ya' ain't concurrin', but ya' cain't turn me down
Bitch I be kno'in ya'

Ya see I gots dis crib
Ain't no one gonna be 'round
Yeah ya' don't watch da' clock
Yeah ya don't mind if ya' outta place

Aw hell ya' been yawnin'
On dis' night ya' bein' all psychic
Betta' quit dat'
Betta' quit dat'
Ya' betcha ass no matta' wut
I GONNA GIT YO ASS

Wreck inta' ma' guns
I gots ta' have ya'
Ya' ain't concurrin', but ya' cain't turn me down
Bitch I be kno'in ya'

Wreck inta' ma' guns
I gots ta' have ya'
Ya' ain't concurrin', but ya' neva' eva' turn me down
Bitch I be kno'in ya'

(studio cut - extra vizzerse)

Ya' don't kno me, ya don't kno me
I go wherr eva' I want
Crash herr if I damn please
Jet on yo' ass too
Bitch don't kno me
Bitch don't kno me
Bitch don't kno me
Bitch don't kno me
Yeah check it bitch don't kno me
Yeah check it bitch don't kno me
Yeah check it bitch don't kno me

[nugz]

Aw hell ya' been yawnin'
Mouf jaw droppin'
Ya' got dat ill place and ya' been told wrong
Ya' mug is tough as yo' life on da' streets

Wreck inta' ma' guns
I gots ta' have ya'
Ya' ain't concurrin', but ya' cain't turn me down
Bitch I be kno'in ya'

Ya see I gots dis crib
Ain't no one gonna be 'round
Yeah ya' don't watch da' clock
Yeah ya don't mind if ya' outta place

Aw hell ya' been yawnin'
On dis' night ya' bein' all psychic
Betta' quit dat'
Betta' quit dat'
Ya' betcha ass no matta' wut
I GONNA GIT YO ASS

Wreck inta' ma' guns
I gots ta' have ya'
Ya' ain't concurrin', but ya' cain't turn me down
Bitch I be kno'in ya'

Wreck inta' ma' guns
I gots ta' have ya'
Ya' ain't concurrin', but ya' neva' eva' turn me down
Bitch I be kno'in ya'

(studio cut - extra vizzerse)

Ya' don't kno me, ya don't kno me
I go wherr eva' I want
Crash herr if I damn please
Jet on yo' ass too
Bitch don't kno me
Bitch don't kno me
Bitch don't kno me
Bitch don't kno me
Yeah check it bitch don't kno me
Yeah check it bitch don't kno me
Yeah check it bitch don't kno me

hahaha

I GONNA GIT YOUR ASS. hahaha :guitar:

[oscillate wildly]

ahahahahahahahahaha

(applauds)

[Not Right in the Head]

Aw hell ya' been yawnin'
Mouf jaw droppin'
Ya' got dat ill place and ya' been told wrong
Ya' mug is tough as yo' life on da' streets

Wreck inta' ma' guns
I gots ta' have ya'
Ya' ain't concurrin', but ya' cain't turn me down
Bitch I be kno'in ya'

Ya see I gots dis crib
Ain't no one gonna be 'round
Yeah ya' don't watch da' clock
Yeah ya don't mind if ya' outta place

Aw hell ya' been yawnin'
On dis' night ya' bein' all psychic
Betta' quit dat'
Betta' quit dat'
Ya' betcha ass no matta' wut
I GONNA GIT YO ASS

Wreck inta' ma' guns
I gots ta' have ya'
Ya' ain't concurrin', but ya' cain't turn me down
Bitch I be kno'in ya'

Wreck inta' ma' guns
I gots ta' have ya'
Ya' ain't concurrin', but ya' neva' eva' turn me down
Bitch I be kno'in ya'

(studio cut - extra vizzerse)

Ya' don't kno me, ya don't kno me
I go wherr eva' I want
Crash herr if I damn please
Jet on yo' ass too
Bitch don't kno me
Bitch don't kno me
Bitch don't kno me
Bitch don't kno me
Yeah check it bitch don't kno me
Yeah check it bitch don't kno me
Yeah check it bitch don't kno me

Ooooh, it's even the studio version, just like my profile.

Is there something you'd like to tell us about what else is in your music collection, joey? :D

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

(studio cut - extra vizzerse)

Ya' don't kno me, ya don't kno me
I go wherr eva' I want
Crash herr if I damn please
Jet on yo' ass too
Bitch don't kno me
Bitch don't kno me
Bitch don't kno me
Bitch don't kno me
Yeah check it bitch don't kno me
Yeah check it bitch don't kno me
Yeah check it bitch don't kno me

Best part right here. I demand a command performance, Joey, better dress the part. :)

[troubleluvsme]

With his clever lyrics, Joey has displayed a side we never knew about him....

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh72/troubleluvsme/party.gif

[joey]

With his clever lyrics, Joey has displayed a side we never knew about him....

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh72/troubleluvsme/party.gif



That's MixMasta' J to you ;)

[the judge]

Aw hell ya' been yawnin'
Mouf jaw droppin'
Ya' got dat ill place and ya' been told wrong
Ya' mug is tough as yo' life on da' streets

Wreck inta' ma' guns
I gots ta' have ya'
Ya' ain't concurrin', but ya' cain't turn me down
Bitch I be kno'in ya'

Ya see I gots dis crib
Ain't no one gonna be 'round
Yeah ya' don't watch da' clock
Yeah ya don't mind if ya' outta place

Aw hell ya' been yawnin'
On dis' night ya' bein' all psychic
Betta' quit dat'
Betta' quit dat'
Ya' betcha ass no matta' wut
I GONNA GIT YO ASS

Wreck inta' ma' guns
I gots ta' have ya'
Ya' ain't concurrin', but ya' cain't turn me down
Bitch I be kno'in ya'

Wreck inta' ma' guns
I gots ta' have ya'
Ya' ain't concurrin', but ya' neva' eva' turn me down
Bitch I be kno'in ya'

(studio cut - extra vizzerse)

Ya' don't kno me, ya don't kno me
I go wherr eva' I want
Crash herr if I damn please
Jet on yo' ass too
Bitch don't kno me
Bitch don't kno me
Bitch don't kno me
Bitch don't kno me
Yeah check it bitch don't kno me
Yeah check it bitch don't kno me
Yeah check it bitch don't kno me

I like it :D thanks.

he he

[Ready With Ready-Wit]

When dat hamma' be comin' down
CHECK YO'SELF!

Bitches be lyin'
Day' be holdin' me back
Don' be pointin' to me
I neva' said, I neva' said
Day' all ain't true

So when dat hamma' be comin' down
CHECK YO'SELF!
CHECK REEL LOW
DOWN TO THE FLO'
Don' be frontin' up on me
You betta' check yo'self, yeah yeah
And when you be tryin'
To hit up on ma' ho
Ain't gonna happen
Ho don' flew da' coop
Bitches be lyin'
Day' be holdin' me back
Don' be pointin' to me
I neva' said, I neva' said
day' all ain't true


Ya' ain't gonna catch zzz'z
Until da' gangs dat want ya'
Finally shoot ya'
Nah, ain't gonna get me now
Ya won't be restin'
Till dat' black Caddy comes fo' ya'
Yeah, I gotcha now
Ain't gonna show dat grill
I'll make it shut reel good
Until ya' be representin' six foot unda'

Bitches be lyin'
Day' be holdin' me back
Don' be pointin' to me
I neva' said, I neva' said
Day' all ain't true
All dos' bitches dat by lyin'
Hate mail, fate mail
Day' all ain't true
Day' all ain't true
Day' ain't all bein' true

I neva' said
I neva' said
I coulda' been a rat
I coulda' pulled yo' ass down wit me
Layin' unda' da' ground beside me
Only cuz ya' jus' be knoin' me
But nah, I took it, always bein' tru
I ain't bein' stoopid, jus' da' way I am
But nah, I took it, always bein' tru
Jus' da' sick way I am






I feel horrible for wrecking this beautiful song. I have had iTunes up and the album cover for Vauxhall And I has been staring at me the whole time I have been writing this.

Maybe you've got something here... Once when my cousin met Morrissey when he still lived in West LA, Morrissey asked my cousin where he was from. My cousin answered Compton, which to Morrissey replied, "Oh, so you're straight outta Compton aye?" Cracks me up every time.

[westendgirl]

Maybe you've got something here... Once when my cousin met Morrissey when he still lived in West LA, Morrissey asked my cousin where he was from. My cousin answered Compton, which to Morrissey replied, "Oh, so you're straight outta Compton aye?" Cracks me up every time.

buwahahahahahahaa!! :D What was your cousin's reaction?? :D

[mywar]

what, no first of the gang to die?

we be dem fly-ass playa-hatin' stick-up kidz
'n y'all be on our turf, son

where h-dogg wuz da...
furrst ov da bloodz ta be packin a gat
'n da furrst ta git locked up
da furrst ov da bloodz ta git wet up


ps: something about this line is really funny to me:

Yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah, she 'bout ta' die

[CrystalGeezer]

I'm sort of partial to this one.



Wreck inta' ma' guns

[Ready With Ready-Wit]

buwahahahahahahaa!! :D What was your cousin's reaction?? :D

He couldn't hold it in! Hahaha he started laughing out loud. I mean I can just imagine Morrissey saying that in his English accent. Funny stuff.

[Vaudeville_Heroes]

This thread is hilarious!

[joey]

what, no first of the gang to die?

we be dem fly-ass playa-hatin' stick-up kidz
'n y'all be on our turf, son

where h-dogg wuz da...
furrst ov da bloodz ta be packin a gat
'n da furrst ta git locked up
da furrst ov da bloodz ta git wet up



Haha, good one!





Any more requests? :cool:

[jesuisbryony]

Any more requests? :cool:

Last Of The Famous International Playboys??

[joey]

Last Of The Famous International Playboys??


Deese are da' waiys on which I wuz razed


Will get to work on it this evening and will think of it all day :)

[sistasheila]

You know, by using the words "fuck," "shit," or "bitch"? I don't remember him saying these things while he sings.


1997 tour

i watched the new york 97 concert yesterday and i swear(hehehe) that he sang F*ck they turned me down" during billy budd
stephane claimed he sang "so what" not F*CK.." BUTat least I Still hear the F word cleary..


NsFg2pSSrTM
EDIT.:hmm it was indeed "so what" so i have to wash my ears i guess
so what(hehe) maybe it was at the battersea concert in london..hmpfff or not at all

but i do remember the roundhouse gig where he kind of grumbled during playboys on monday the 1st concert i couldn t quite made out id he sang the f word
http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=83051&highlight=playboys


more from passionsjustlikemine
Morrissey made even more lyrical changes in "Paint A Vulgar Picture". duruing that tour. He sang instead of "please the press in Belgium", "MTV, MTV, MTV, kiss their arses",
iss arse a swear word..well in amercian television probably..they beeping almost everything eh?
i can remember mel torment or someone else who did see moz a lot (during his beginnings til now)solocareer and posted that he swear on 1 or 2 other occasions...live on stage
but i cant remember the thread


he was obviously in a peculiar mood during that tour 1997
passionsjustlikemine:
1 st half american tour
On the up side for many, he was more sexually graphic than ever. While singing "Wide To Receive" he rubbed himself against the microphone stand, caressed it with his legs and at times looked as if he was kissing or fellating it. He also teasingly waved his finger at crotch level during the 'standing at the urinal' line in "The Boy Racer".


2nd half american tour
Morrissey was still very sexual, he let the microphone hang in front of his fly or behind, rubbed it on his nipples, swinged hips, caressed himself, etc. He also teasingly waved his finger at crotch level during the 'standing at the urinal' line in "The Boy Racer"
and put his finger in his mouth several times during "Ambitious Outsiders" and licking his hand quite a lot during other songs.

[AmgoingtoseeMoz]

This thread is hilarious!

Yes it is! :clap::D

[mcrickson]

Haha, good one!

Any more requests? :cool:

Hmmm....

- Will Never Marry
- I've Changed My Plea to Guilty (haha, should be good in ebonics!)
- Pregnant For the Last Time
- Interesting Drug

:p can you tell i've been listening to home is where the heart is ?? :o :rolleyes:

[joey]

Last Of The Famous International Playboys??



Ma' homies in da' slamma'
Gettin' down n' good wit dat shit
Check wut day be sayin'
Cuz you kno ma' homies ain't playin'

Behind deese bars
I went wit chu
Popped some cops
Yeah a few
Diddy be kno'in ma' name
Don' be actin' like ya' don'
Bitch say ya' do
Yeah, yeah

I be da' final global pimp!
I be da' final global pimp!

Now behind deese bars
(C'mon boo)
Pimp's gots shit ta' do
Shug ya' seen dis mug
Don' be actin' like ya' don'
Bitch say ya' do
Yeah, yeah

I be da' final global pimp!
I be da' final global pimp!

In ma life when pimps get tagged
Da' hood make 'em ganglord
Deese are da' waiys on which I wuz razed
Deese are da' waiys
On which I wuz, bitch I wuz razed

I neva' shot da' bitch
I ain't no killa'!
What dis pimp do
Jus' makin' ma'self
Get deep insida' you
Bitch please


Yeah, yeah, oh ho ho ho
Oh no yeah ho got ta go
Oh yeah yeah no no
Oh I be da' final global pimp!





I could have done so much better, but it's on the Internet now, so it's basically set in stone.

[Corrissey]

NsFg2pSSrTM

Oh yummmmm

[CrystalGeezer]

Joey Request:

Dial a cliche and Ordinary Boyeeeez

[mcrickson]

Deese are da' waiys on which I wuz razed
Deese are da' waiys
On which I wuz, bitch I wuz razed


I'm not sure why but this little change MADE the song for me!! :D hahah. Now everytime i hear that song i'll imagine moz singing this little change! :o

[mozzia]

About Moz swearing, has anyone mentioned the ''spineless bastards'' from The Headmaster Ritual? I've been listening to Meat Is Murder today, so its fresh in my mind.

[Ilmarë]

I don't like that line. It doesn't offend me, I just don't like the lyrics. Yawn.

I've always thought in A Rush and a Push, the lyrics "so phone me, phone me, phone me" sounds like "so fuck me, fuck me, fuck me." That's how I hear it, and that's how I sing it :p Oh yes, I hear it like that too... :)

[joey]

- Will Never Marry




It's a slower rap.


I Cain't Do It

Yo yo yo
Check it
I be talkin’
Gotta let shorty down easy
Cuz homies be knowin’
I be doin’ ma’ thing – solo
Yeah, check it
I say, I says
Gotta’ do ma’ own thang
Ya’ can stick ‘round
Or go ‘ways
Da’ pains gonna gitchu
When it’s kickin’ down yo door
Middle of da’ night and gitchu up
’s gonna make a foo of you

[sistasheila]

When the band returned to the stage for the second encore, Morrissey shouted loudly something that sounded like "Okay cocksuckers!" before going into "Still Ill".
13 October 1986
Sands Centre, Carlisle

http://passionsjustlikemine.com/live/smiths-g861013.htm

[withmyheadonthebar]

This is the best thread in the history of the internet.

[joey]

Joey Request:

Dial a cliche and Ordinary Boyeeeez


Ordinary boyyeeeez, day ain't kno nothin'
Ain't knoin nothin', but day be chill wit it
Ordinary hoes, jus da' plain old hoes
Day think it be trill ta' fuck witcha
Ya ain't like dem bitches
Ya's gots to be ya'self
Ya knew ya' couldn' hang
Wit those bitches no mo'
Dem' boyyeeeez
Ain't trippin', jus' crusin'
In day hoopdies
Ordinary hoes
Yeah day be blind
Cain't tell wherre day be goin'
Ya ain't like dem bitches
Ya knew ya' couldn' hang
Bitches try ta' change ya'
Bitches try ta' make ya' day own
Bitches keepin' ya in da' ghetto
Wherre day all live like pimps and hoes
All dem' lines cut right in front dem'
Day be trippin', day' be trippin'
Be trippin', be trippin'
(Ya' betta dan dat' son, keep it real)

[the judge]

:p:D:p:D:guitar:


Ordinary boyyeeeez, day ain't kno nothin'
Ain't knoin nothin', but day be chill wit it
Ordinary hoes, jus da' plain old hoes

[CrystalGeezer]

Ordinary boyyeeeez, day ain't kno nothin'
Ain't knoin nothin', but day be chill wit it
Ordinary hoes, jus da' plain old hoes
Day think it be trill ta' fuck witcha
Ya ain't like dem bitches
Ya's gots to be ya'self
Ya knew ya' couldn' hang
Wit those bitches no mo'
Dem' boyyeeeez
Ain't trippin', jus' crusin'
In day hoopdies
Ordinary hoes
Yeah day be blind
Cain't tell wherre day be goin'
Ya ain't like dem bitches
Ya knew ya' couldn' hang
Bitches try ta' change ya'
Bitches try ta' make ya' day own
Bitches keepin' ya in da' ghetto
Wherre day all live like pimps and hoes
All dem' lines cut right in front dem'
Day be trippin', day' be trippin'
Be trippin', be trippin'
(Ya' betta dan dat' son, keep it real)

This is awesome Joey, thank you for making my day AND IT JUST STARTED! What's a hoopdie? I have to get one immediately even though I strive to keep it real.

[oscillate wildly]

I'm still LMAOOO'ing

a lot.

[joey]

This is awesome Joey, thank you for making my day AND IT JUST STARTED! What's a hoopdie? I have to get one immediately even though I strive to keep it real.

A hoopdie is a rattling car, basically. Urban-Dictionary.com says:

1. hoopdie

adj, n: a piece of shit, usually refering to an automobile.

adj: That hoopdie snowmobile of yours got us stuck out here.

n. we were gonna roll downtown in d-rocks ride, but we took my hoopdie instead.

[CrystalGeezer]

A hoopdie is a rattling car, basically. Urban-Dictionary.com says:

1. hoopdie

adj, n: a piece of shit, usually refering to an automobile.

adj: That hoopdie snowmobile of yours got us stuck out here.

n. we were gonna roll downtown in d-rocks ride, but we took my hoopdie instead.

Oh good, so I don't actually have to go out and buy something. Got the hoopdie covered.

[troubleluvsme]

:guitar: Awesome Joey!

All these great songs! Do you still get up in the morning and go to work? ;)

[joey]

:guitar: Awesome Joey!

All these great songs! Do you still get up in the morning and go to work? ;)

Thanks!

And sadly, yes I do.

[Girlgoneshoplifting]

OK im giving it a try on the most obvious of songs

We is da fly petty hoods,
And you’s frontin on our block

...where’z Hector was da numero uno of da click
with a glock in his mitt
’n da first ta do chino
da first of da gang ta get capped. WHAT WHAT!.
where’z Hector was da numero uno of da click
with a glock in his mitt
and the first ta do Chino
da first of da gang ta get capped. WHAT WHAT!.

[joey]

Good one!

Should I do any more?

[nugz]

Good one!

Should I do any more?

I think you know the answer to that, Joey ;)

redo "Still Ill" as "Still Ill'in" :D

[joey]

I think you know the answer to that, Joey ;)

redo "Still Ill" as "Still Ill'in" :D


Hahaha, the people in the background of your sig are cracking me up!

Oh yeah I's still ill'in

[nugz]

Hahaha, the people in the background of your sig are cracking me up!

Oh yeah I's still ill'in

hahaha yes. i like how the black dude stands up immediately cuz he gets the whole reference and then the white dude just follows suit, all like "yeah, thats right, wut wut..." :p

[joey]

The white guy is putting his hands in the air. He's also waiving them like he just does not care.

[joey]

I think you know the answer to that, Joey ;)

redo "Still Ill" as "Still Ill'in" :D


Yeah boyyyeeeeee check it
Life be chippin' away at me
Compton be mine! Be no mo killin'!
Why mine? Cuz I say it be so
Ya cain't be holdin' do's old dayes
Bitch no mo reminiscin'
Wherrr yo' brain been son?
Get yo' head out yo' ass
You be trippin'
In da' back yo' car I hit it
Now I got dem so' hips
Wadn't like it used'ta be
Just ain't da' same
Yeah I still be ill'in
(oooooooooooohhhhhhhh)
Yeah I still be ill'in
(ooooooh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
Wherrr yo' brain been son?
Get yo' head out yo' ass
You be trippin'

Bitch please
Bitch don' be queryin' me
If ya' gotta punch dat clock tomorrow
Betta' off stayin' in bed
Day be betta' things out there
I been there!
I been there a bit
In da' back yo' car I hit it
Now I got dem so' hips
Wadn't like it used'ta be
Just ain't da' same
Yeah I still be ill'in
(oooooooooooohhhhhhhh)
Yeah I still be ill'in
(ooooooh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

[J-loc]

Yeah boyyyeeeeee check it
Life be chippin' away at me
Compton be mine! Be no mo killin'!
Why mine? Cuz I say it be so
Ya cain't be holdin' do's old dayes
Bitch no mo reminiscin'
Wherrr yo' brain been son?
Get yo' head out yo' ass
You be trippin'
In da' back yo' car I hit it
Now I got dem so' hips
Wadn't like it used'ta be
Just ain't da' same
Yeah I still be ill'in
(oooooooooooohhhhhhhh)
Yeah I still be ill'in
(ooooooh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
Wherrr yo' brain been son?
Get yo' head out yo' ass
You be trippin'

Bitch please
Bitch don' be queryin' me
If ya' gotta punch dat clock tomorrow
Betta' off stayin' in bed
Day be betta' things out there
I been there!
I been there a bit
In da' back yo' car I hit it
Now I got dem so' hips
Wadn't like it used'ta be
Just ain't da' same
Yeah I still be ill'in
(oooooooooooohhhhhhhh)
Yeah I still be ill'in
(ooooooh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

lol :D

[joey]

Bump!

Because I can. I think I may write another one of these this week. What shall it be?

[Not Right in the Head]

Because I can. I think I may write another one of these this week. What shall it be?

Have you done "Dear God Please Help Me" or "Pigsty" yet? Or "Camden"?

[joey]

Have you done "Dear God Please Help Me" or "Pigsty" yet? Or "Camden"?

Nope, but I'll try to get one off of those.

I've done:

Driving Your Girlfriend Home - incomplete
Girlfriend In A Coma
How Soon Is Now? - incomplete
Jack The Ripper
My Love Life
Now My Heart Is Full
Ordinary Boys
Speedway
Still Ill
The Last Of The Famous International Playboys - changed "Diddy" line to "Doctor Dre be kno'in ma' name"

Whatever Happens I Love You - incomplete
Will Never Marry

[CrystalGeezer]

I think you should do a beat boxing version of Oscillate Wildly.

[joey]

Have you done "Dear God Please Help Me" or "Pigsty" yet? Or "Camden"?


I'll try to work on Come Back To Compton tomorrow :guitar:

That or Dear Tupac, Please Help Me, or Lyfe In A Pigsty

[nugz]

I'll try to work on Come Back To Compton tomorrow :guitar:

That or Dear Tupac, Please Help Me, or Lyfe In A Pigsty

Back to the Old Crackhouse :o


thats my best effort. I'm no joey.

[MrTheEdge]

"I'm drivin' yo ho to the hizzle
and she's crackin' up
to stop herrrrrrrrr from bawlin'
Hit da' gazzzz, bitch said
I hit da' gaz and da' bitch said
Why did I hook up with his stank ass
pimp ain't even funny
he gets worser 'round da' clock
Bitch you kno I cain't tell ya' "

___________________________________


That is hilarious:cool:

[joey]

Just woke up but was inspired for these lines:


Courvoisier with a few of my crew
Chalk outlines on the hot dark pavement
Is where you'll find, some thugs and I
And here is the very last shot from my gun
My gun, fo'eva'mo'

[Franzanna]

Yeah I always thought that too Corrissey :)

There's also a line near the end of ‘Sweet and tender hooligan’, it's sort of muffled and I have no idea what he's actually singing but I think it sounds like “Will you fuck me” ;)


I think its can you hear me or free me.. I like yours better though. :p

I thought it was 'Do you find me?' or 'Will you find me?' (i.e. guilty)


My cousin answered Compton, which to Morrissey replied, "Oh, so you're straight outta Compton aye?" Cracks me up every time.

XDDDDD WTF?! Gangsta Moz! It's a crime against nature!
However, Joey's rap versions of Morrissey have made me ROFL for the past half hour. :D

[sistasheila]

banters:
"What the fuck do you have to do to get played on the radio?"
4 May 2006
Palladium, London
after girlfriend in a coma







hey joey- might have a go at some other songs again?;)

[nugz]

banters:
"What the fuck do you have to do to get played on the radio?"
4 May 2006
Palladium, London
after girlfriend in a coma








hey joey- might have a go at some other songs again?;)

thx for bumping this!! :D

*paging joey* :p

[sistasheila]

franzanna did post one rap in the frink thread which i enjoyed

http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showpost.php?p=874996&postcount=21673
wanna have a try again on other,franzi?



Maybe you've got something here... Once when my cousin met Morrissey when he still lived in West LA, Morrissey asked my cousin where he was from. My cousin answered Compton, which to Morrissey replied, "Oh, so you're straight outta Compton aye?" Cracks me up every time.
:D:D so, morrissey-every once in a while some NWA hmmm?

edit:
another banter
re: listen to this
orginally posted by bysshe
I posted this on another thread but it seems relevant to post it here as well, considering the subject.
http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/6/...ch%2C%20UK.mp3

Immediately after he sings, "So tell me how long before the last one," he says, "Fuck you."

Wonder who he was talking to there?

[Not Right in the Head]

thx for bumping this!! :D

*paging joey* :p

Yeah, where has he been? I wonder whether he ever got that Onion writing gig.

[Franzanna]

franzanna did post one in the frink thread which i enjoyed

http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showpost.php?p=874996&postcount=21673
wanna have a try again on other,franzi?


Joey's the king of gangsta Moz lyrics, I don't think I could rewrite an entire song. :o I could give it a whirl, though. :D

[mozzette]

franzanna did post one in the frink thread which i enjoyed

http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showpost.php?p=874996&postcount=21673
wanna have a try again on other,franzi?



:D:D so, morrissey-every once in a while some NWA hmmm?

edit:
another banter
re: listen to this
orginally posted by bysshe
I posted this on another thread but it seems relevant to post it here as well, considering the subject.
http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/6/...ch%2C%20UK.mp3

Immediately after he sings, "So tell me how long before the last one," he says, "Fuck you."

Wonder who he was talking to there?

The linky didn't work. I am fascinated by him swearing for some reason. :rolleyes:

[Chileiceman]

When he played Chile in 2004, during "There Is A Light..." he was like: "There is a light that never goes out *laughs* lalalala Fuck You". I have it only on audio so I have no idea what he was referencing.

[joey]

Yeah, where has he been? I wonder whether he ever got that Onion writing gig.

You're still here, cuz all you need is me :guitar:

Ever want an update on things you missed? Do a search for yourself! You just may find yourself where you never thought you were!


No, I never heard back from them. The story topic candidates were asked to write about never appeared, but it was more of a current event as of, what, July? Though I often wonder if I have something from Zweibel media (The Onion's 'owner') sitting in my spam folder...

I've been off my game lately with writing. School and work diminish (or is it demolish?) any creativity from my fingertips.

Come Back To Compton is still a work in progress though...

[joey]

Textin'-me-sayin' from the album Playa' Hate


Furtha’ into ‘da haze I fell
Hell I was just
Stalkin’ you
Then you type
“Do what I do, scrap d’os bitch moves”
textin’-me-sayin’
“Man up, bitch, and close yo’ stank-ass mouf!”
textin’-me-sayin’

The homie in ma’ room
Where does he go?
Does he go out the back door?
Or does he just hide?
You know dat you indexed your numbas
Of homies dat didn’t like ya’ then
But settle for ya’ now
Still ya’ type
“Do what I do, scrap d’os bitch moves”
textin’-me-sayin’
“Man up, bitch, and close yo’ stank-ass mouf!”
textin’-me-sayin’
The fire escape be da’ only way
I wish you woulda’ told me, cuz
She cheated, I’m in pain!
textin’-me-sayin’

[CrystalGeezer]

You are a genius. But I'm curious why "I've changed" was translated into "She cheated?"

[joey]

You are a genius. But I'm curious why "I've changed" was translated into "She cheated?"

I dunno really. I thought of it as 'dis guy's ho cheatin' on him.

[CrystalGeezer]

I dunno really. I thought of it as 'dis guy's ho cheatin' on him.

Very well done, it even syncopates nicely to the music, I sang it in my head. :D

[joey]

New year, droppin' new tracks bitches.
Here you go, CG, and Nugz. It may not be the final tracklisting, but the last one is for everyone here:

Weeks of Gettin’ Denied

1. That Shit’s Messin’ Your Head
2. Baby’s Mama Chillin’ Poolside
3. Black Eyes
4. Throwin’ Punches (Goin’ Rounds) - Featuring Paris Hilton
5. You Don’t Want To Fuck Wit Me
6. The Last Time I Call Da’ Bitch
7. Gangsta’s Grown Up
8. My AK Will Be Your Farewell
9. Ain’t Your Birfday No More
10. You Used To Keep It Real
11. Bitchin’ Won’t Help
12. I Be Fine Goin’ Solo(w)

[Not Right in the Head]

joey, I click on this thread only when I see that you're the latest poster. :clap:

[joey]

Bump.

I'm going to put all of my "raps" into a blog. I'll just tie it into my other blogger account(s). Please help me name it.

Morrisseyraps
Mozraps
Hiphopmoz

Suggestions? Comments? Dare I say, requests? :cool:


EDIT: hiphopmoz.blogspot.com is taken. Huh? Really?

[Not Right in the Head]

Bump.

I'm going to put all of my "raps" into a blog. I'll just tie it into my other blogger account(s). Please help me name it.

Morrisseyraps
Mozraps
Hiphopmoz

Suggestions? Comments? Dare I say, requests? :cool:


EDIT: hiphopmoz.blogspot.com is taken. Huh? Really?

I don't have a suggestion, but I'd pay top dollar to hear a reggae cover band called The Queen Is Dread.

[nugz]

Bump.

I'm going to put all of my "raps" into a blog. I'll just tie it into my other blogger account(s). Please help me name it.

Morrisseyraps
Mozraps
Hiphopmoz

Suggestions? Comments? Dare I say, requests? :cool:

:guitar::guitar::guitar:

what about "Yo Morrissey Raps" a take on "Yo MTV Raps"

and you could use the logo:
http://madnews.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/yo.jpg

but photoshop Morrissey's face in the place of "mtv."

or is that totally stupid?

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

:guitar::guitar::guitar:

what about "Yo Morrissey Raps" a take on "Yo MTV Raps"

and you could use the logo:
http://madnews.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/yo.jpg

but photoshop Morrissey's face in the place of "mtv."

or is that totally stupid?

I volunteer to Photoshop that for you, Joey.

[nugz]

I volunteer to Photoshop that for you, Joey.

ha, i kinda like this one better. what a horrid pattern
http://www.siouxcityjournal.com/blogs/yrb/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/yo-mtv-raps-20th-annv.jpg

[Not Right in the Head]

Rappa Jack
Heir rApparent
Beat Is Murder
East Coast, West Coast

[joey]

http://yomozraps.blogspot.com/

Workin' on it. Word.

Peace.


In other news, I found Chris Gethard's blog and posted a link in a comment. Maybe he'll read it and we'll make a show of it at UCB :rolleyes:

[Amy]

If you are looking for a sweary word, like the eff word he has said it in a couple of concerts.
this being one of them (http://www.passionsjustlikemine.com/gigs/moz-gi0604uk.htm)
and for a Smith's style eff try this one (http://www.passionsjustlikemine.com/gigs/smiths-gi8502uk.htm)



:confused: I've read through the links but I can't see that he swears anywhere?


EDIT: I wandered around the site and I found this -

http://www.passionsjustlikemine.com/live/smiths-g850306.htm

"I want to fuck my trousers to the world"? A bit impossible, Moz... :o

[Amy]

When the band returned to the stage for the second encore, Morrissey shouted loudly something that sounded like "Okay cocksuckers!" before going into "Still Ill".
13 October 1986
Sands Centre, Carlisle

http://passionsjustlikemine.com/live/smiths-g861013.htm

Of all the things to call an audience....coming from Morrissey....:D :D

[sistasheila]

bump..joey..any new lines written?:)

[Girl-with-the-Thorn]

http://yomozraps.blogspot.com/

Workin' on it. Word.

Peace.


In other news, I found Chris Gethard's blog and posted a link in a comment. Maybe he'll read it and we'll make a show of it at UCB :rolleyes:

:lbf: That's a great blog, I just provided a link to it for my fellow Moz-loving friend for a laugh. More please! :)

[Raphael Lambach]

I'm sure that on one of "A Rush and Push and the Land is ours" final lines he had sung: "so fuck me"

[joey]

:lbf: That's a great blog, I just provided a link to it for my fellow Moz-loving friend for a laugh. More please! :)

Thanks! Nothing written for a while, but not all have been posted. Keep watch...

[Kewpie]

Bump

some people haven't seen this.

[Marcia]

Haha, very appropriate for the moment. :swear: :D
Joey you're a legent already, loved all of them :guffaw:
Do you still take requests?

[joey]

Haha, I can take some requests. It may take me a while to get to them. Been busy writing about my Morrissey Pilgrimage, but I may kick up a few after I'm done with those.

Still thinking on Come Back To Compton.

[Avocado]

I said Charles, don't you ever crave
To appear on the front of the Daily Mail
Dressed in your Mother's bridal veil?

I dropped my Rich Tea when I first heard that.

[Dave]

Of all the things to call an audience....coming from Morrissey....:D :D

I thought he was talking to the band. :thumb:

[Jessikers]

Wow, Joey, I just got in trubs up in my workplace for laughin' at yo' raps and shizz.

ETA: I didn't really get into trubs. But my cube-mate gave me a dirty look. :D

[Amy]

I thought he was talking to the band. :thumb:

That would be even more hilarious, though I get the feeling he was misheard on that one.

[Happy Maudlin]

I'm drivin' yo ho to the hizzle
and she's crackin' up
to stop herrrrrrrrr from bawlin'
Hit da' gazzzz, bitch said
I hit da' gaz and da' bitch said
Why did I hook up with his stank ass
pimp ain't even funny
he gets worser 'round da' clock
Bitch you kno I cain't tell ya'
:lbf:Hilarious It's like young jeezy's take on Morrissey lyrics.

[joey]

Not so much a rap, but I did a version of I Know It's Over for Conan:
http://backseatsandbar.com/2010/01/22/were-with-coco/

Coco lasted 0 years, 7 months, and not enough days, no I never, NEVER, will watch Leno ever...

[gretchenraine]

Not so much a rap, but I did a version of I Know It's Over for Conan:
http://backseatsandbar.com/2010/01/22/were-with-coco/

Coco lasted 0 years, 7 months, and not enough days, no I never, NEVER, will watch Leno ever...

:lbf: Very clever!!!! :cool:

[kellytakeabow]

I just laughed for like, 30 minutes. I think the song Speedball can go places, I could just see a down ass b*tch singing the "I neva said" part :thumb:

[Leather Elbows]

At the end of, 'Im OK By Myself' he says, 'this might make u fart in your bed' not profanity but it's gross

[Anonymous1]

At the end of, 'Im OK By Myself' he says, 'this might make u fart in your bed' not profanity but it's gross

Hahahahahahaahahahahaha:laughing:
There's one for the misheard lyrics thread!

It's 'throw up' in your bed. It ends up sounding more like 'throp' in order to make it flow better while singing.

I hope to god that the word 'fart' never finds it's way into a Mozzer song.